Author Topic: 2 players requested for nightmarish saga of undead piglets and ghost whores  (Read 11912 times)

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My silly campaign has apparently had some players just disappear, so I'd like two people to replace them.  You should be warned it has a vicious r rated sense of humor and absurdity.

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On a side note, you can play virtually anything.  If there's some truly weird stuff you'd like to try (including homebrew as long as it's approved by me) this will be a good opportunity.

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Which game was that for? I checked your posts to try and figure out the system here, but I'm not 100% thats the game you're talking about.

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No this is for the Jesters Realm game.

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Expressing interest as a Marraenoloth (including of course the custom discipline). If that's not approved, well, I have quite a bit of other homebrews to try out. You said something about undead whores, right? :p

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Jester's Realm.

K, it looks like its level 7, ?rules light?, dialogue heavy, homebrew and odd concepts welcome?

I'm tempted, but I may have to mull over things a hair.

I'm actually looking for someone that would let me actually try out an arcane swordsage (Sor0's new handbook inspired me a bit.

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Expressing interest as a Marraenoloth (including of course the custom discipline). If that's not approved, well, I have quite a bit of other homebrews to try out. You said something about undead whores, right? :p

I find this acceptable

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Great! Level? Stat generation? Flaws/traits? Usual WBL? HP?

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Jester's Realm.

K, it looks like its level 7, ?rules light?, dialogue heavy, homebrew and odd concepts welcome?

I'm tempted, but I may have to mull over things a hair.

I'm actually looking for someone that would let me actually try out an arcane swordsage (Sor0's new handbook inspired me a bit.

You start with 26000 xp, 28 point buy, flaws are up to you if you wanna risk them, max hp on first die, average thereafter, wealth will depend on whether or not you wish to be a native of the demiplane.  I would highly suggest going with native as if you are a new arrival you start with clothes and a small sack of money.

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http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=161.msg6380#msg6380  Oslecamo, since you will be sundered from the Plane you call home you may also take this template if you wish

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What's the spider clan? From the Dividing Mountains?

Actual spiders? Some sort of ninja/robber clan? Something else entirely?

I'm actually envisioning a mish-mash of the classic 'sage on the mountaintop' trope with scruffy mountain bandits.

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They're a clan of awakened spiders, some giant some not, hellbent on devouring the entire world and repopulating it.

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They're a clan of awakened spiders, some giant some not, hellbent on devouring the entire world and repopulating it.
An awakened spider. That bears some more thinking.

:><: I need to get home so I can look at my books.

I'm seeing a... tiny awakened spider... factotum. Or maybe swordsage. Or an arcane swordsage who abuses polymorph to pass as human when necessary. I need to go find a spider template thats usable.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 06:34:27 PM by Frogman55 »

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We have a Spider Warlock now.  The two of you could make a combo.  I'm doing the template handbook I can point out some templates once i get a chance to look through it.

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Menina Morte, character draft

http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=161.msg6380#msg6380  Oslecamo, since you will be sundered from the Plane you call home you may also take this template if you wish
I thank you for the offer, but I really want to take the 7th level for 4th level maneuvers.

I'll still want to be native to get fancy equipment tough. :P

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For what it's worth; the current group consists of the aforementioned spider warlock, a halfling jester whose idea of a joke is throwing acid pies at people's faces, and an awakened giant monstrous crab who, through sheer force of will, took humanoid shape so he could become the world's greatest Luchadore. :D

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And a half-slaad monk.  Possibly also an awakened cat mage posing as a human if he ever returns.

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And a half-slaad monk.  Possibly also an awakened cat mage necromancer posing as a human if he ever returns.

Fixed that for you. :P

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Awakened isn't actually the right term for the Warlock spider. It's only sentient as a result of being a familiar. Of itself. Don't look too hard or you'll get stuck in the loop.

Basically, if you have a cool but weird idea that doesn't fit most normal games, odds are it's totally fine here.

Oh, and don't tell anyone, but the God of Fear is secretly backing us up.
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And as previously mentioned the group is renting a haunted brothel as it's base of operations, pissing off the Church of the Goddess of Death.

And you may have an unliving artifact of prophesy known as the Dethpig.

And your secretary is a weird Dryad.

And the monk is haunted by a flock pf potentially sentient chickens.