Min/Max Boards

So, in what's probably a half-messed up recollection of Summon Night: Swordcraft Story, Artificer as a class, and something someone said in a D&D Next discussion, this came to mind.

Normally, if adventurers are adventuring for treasure, it seems to be because either the treasure itself is valuable (and therefore can be sold!) or can be used by the adventurers. But what if the 'treasure' was basically a lump of 'worthless rocks'? Well, not worthless--actually quite valuable--but useless to someone without the means to make it into something worthwhile.

Basically, adventurers get employed by craftsman's guilds to go out and find the materials that actually make magic items work. Normal stuff just won't hold a charge. So out the adventurers toddle, finding whatever material it is, generally guarded by either people that live there, or monsters that have some attraction to the environment it's found in, and go back for payment. Enough gold to get by for a limited time... and some items, made with said materials. Yes, there's magic item shops, but they're generally out of their price range.

Crafting in any sort of campaign would probably have to be extremely limited, otherwise the whole thing sort of ends like this: 

Anyway, I don't really have the dedication or skill to make use of any such idea, and I don't want to just keep it in my head forever. ... also, any resemblance to anything is unintentional.

So, the values I calculated for the strength of an electromagnet were around the order of B = 7.5I up to B = 25I. The measured value? About B = 0.0005I.
 
So, I went extremely wrong somewhere.
 
The question is, where? The only two sources I can identify are if the wire itself shorted out, and the coil not extending to the end of the magnet. But would that really cut things down by four full orders of magniturde? 
 
And has anyone else ever experienced anything else as extremely out of place? 

I'm not sure if I'm reading this right: does it effectively teleport from you, to your target, back to you? Would it provoke an AoO from someone you're trying to use it on? What about when it returns to your position? And how the hell does the thing actually move about? It can apparently go beyond the spell range and automatically returns to you if it does... but it can't flank. Honestly, how does this thing work? 

Looking at this. Trying to think of ways to burn things.

So... thinking of making one of these, but I have no idea what two (martial) weapons I should pick.


Advice?

Now, I know alignment is a thorny subject--it assigns static moral values to actions and motivations, firmly declaring them off-limits for various reasons (can't easily have a short-tempered cleric of a good god, and the servant of an evil one would probably end up screwing themselves over if they were nice to children), which is why I think I have found a new favourite page for quantifying such things. The only question is: how could you change alignment spells to adapt?


Having read more closely, it's possible to split the alignments into the same four general groups, it just needs catchier naming.




So, the four groups and their components:

Self-Transcendence: Righteous, Humane, Transcendent
Self-Enhancement: Ambitious, Ascendant, Sybaritic (though Hedonistic sounds less alarming for the last one and is its major component, so...)
Conservation: Righteous, Orthodox, Ascendant
Openness to Change: Transcendent, Autonomous, Sybaritic

'Pragmatic' is TN. I suppose it's because your motivation is just doing the most sensible thing?

Basically, for some time I've been trying to work out around what level Servants would fall in a D&D setting. Now, given that 5th level is normal human maximum and every last Servant is literally beyond that, it's certain that they're above level 5. The three highest-end abilities are 'destroy world by breaking reality, minimal power expenditure', 'complete invulnerability and perfect regeneration', and 'summon seemingly boundless army of Servants'. Two of those are tied to weapons, yes, but since they're literally unusable by anyone else they seem like they'd fall under the abilities section.


Now, the problem is that, aside from knowing the upper level cap they could be is 'very high', I'm... kind of lost on actually filling things in. 


Now, starting with the 'base' 9, from Fate/Stay Night, I think I've got a rough idea of raw ability (assuming no-one's holding back or hampered in any way):



So... does anyone have any ideas?


Notably, this entire thing has been banging around in my head because I was trying to work out what would happen if someone with Gilgamesh's abilities decided to conquer the Forgotten Realms pre 4e. XD