...As played by the cast of G Gundam.
Cast:
Domon Kasshu as Hamlet
Kyouji Kasshu as Laertes
Master Asia as the ghost
Chibodee Crockett as Horatio
That Hot Russian Chick as Gertrude
Rain Mikamura as Ophelia
The Hand That Glows With An Awesome Power (AKA Domon's right hand) as Hamlet's madness
Heero Yui as Fortinbras
The Shuffle Alliance as Osric, Voltimand, Cornelius, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Gravediggers
George de Sand as Marcellus
Sai Saici as Bernardo
Algo Gursky as Francisco
Schwartz as Claudius
ALGO: *yawn*
SAI: Yo dude, good work. You can GTFO now.
ALGO: *grunt*
*Algo leaves. Chibodee and George enter*
GEORGE: So, Chibodee, have you heard? They say the ghost of Master Asia has been seen roaming around the castle.
SAI: G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-ghost?!
THOSE WEIRD MONKS: Woe unto the temple of Shaolin, Sai Saici-sama is afraid of ghosts?!
Chibodee: Really? If that's true, Domon should definitely know. He has a major man-crush on that crusty old bastard.
*Chibodee exits, returns with Domon, Ghost appears*
MASTER ASIA: DOMON!
DOMON: MASTER!
*They attempt to do the Undefeated of the East school greeting, which fails because Master Asia is a ghost*
DOMON: I can't believe you're dead, master!
MASTER ASIA: That's not important, Domon! You should know the truth: I have actually been murdered by Schwartz!
DOMON: *silence*
MASTER ASIA: What?
DOMON: You. The Undefeated of the East. The guy who blows up Mobile Suits on foot. WITH SCARVES. Have been murdered by Schwartz?
MASTER ASIA: Indeed.
DOMON: ...how?
MASTER ASIA: He dropped poison in my ear.
DOMON: *silence*
MASTER ASIA: Domon. Would I lie to you?
DOMON: Of course not, Master.
MASTER ASIA: Well then! Avenge my death! Kill Schwartz!
DOMON: YES MASTER!
*Domon turns to George and Chibodee while Sai Saici panics.*
DOMON: You guys, don't tell this to anyone!
GEORGE & CHIBODEE: And who the hell would believe us?
*Ghost disappears, George, Chibodee and Sai Saici leave*
DOMON: I need a plan to catch Schwartz.
DOMON'S RIGHT HAND: I will help you!
*to be continued*
(This is a repost of the original. Still working on chapter 2. If anyone could link me to an online free copy of Hamlet with some footnotes on Elizabethan-era English, that'd be great... I need to freshen up my memory of the original.)
