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Title: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on December 25, 2011, 12:18:06 AM
I'm gonna start running some of the newer (and maybe some of the older) homebrew races I make on the wiki over here too.  Your commentary is delicious and moist.  I must have it.

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Pingu
Plaid Dragon (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=2428.msg27668#msg27668)

We start with the opposite end where Santa is, with Pingu, the penguin people. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Pingu_(3.5e_Race))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on December 26, 2011, 04:03:05 AM
Let's do monsters as well as races.  A comical look at the Plaid Dragon, terror of taverns. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Plaid_Dragon_%283.5e_Monster%29)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on December 26, 2011, 04:28:38 AM
Pingu am  :plotting
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: littha on December 26, 2011, 07:12:06 AM
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Breath Weapon (Su)

A plaid dragon has two types of breath weapon, a cone of sonic bagpipe music and a cone of intoxicating gas. Creatures within the cone must succeed on a Fortitude save or become drunk for 3 rounds per age catagory. Intoxication gives a -4 penalty to dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom and gives a 20% failure chance with any task which requires concentration, including spellcasting.

As both are cones you might want to specify that it is the cone of gas that causes intoxication. RAW here both do.

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Shrug it Off (Ex)
Very old and older plaid dragons are capable of pushing through difficult times with a nice brandy and some iron will. Any negative effect (including damage) which occurs to a plaid dragon does not take effect until 1 round later. A plaid dragon could literally be hit with a trillion damage and not be affected by it until 6 seconds later when his body remembers that this really hurts. It is possible for the plaid dragon to reduce or negate the effect on it if it manages to take appropriate action before the end of its next round, such as casting remove curse before the curse recieved takes effect.
You might want to read some of the arguments about Iron Heart Surge. Effect is not a good word to use here.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on December 27, 2011, 07:00:36 PM
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Breath Weapon (Su)

A plaid dragon has two types of breath weapon, a cone of sonic bagpipe music and a cone of intoxicating gas. Creatures within the cone must succeed on a Fortitude save or become drunk for 3 rounds per age catagory. Intoxication gives a -4 penalty to dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom and gives a 20% failure chance with any task which requires concentration, including spellcasting.

As both are cones you might want to specify that it is the cone of gas that causes intoxication. RAW here both do.

Noted and clarification away.

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Shrug it Off (Ex)
Very old and older plaid dragons are capable of pushing through difficult times with a nice brandy and some iron will. Any negative effect (including damage) which occurs to a plaid dragon does not take effect until 1 round later. A plaid dragon could literally be hit with a trillion damage and not be affected by it until 6 seconds later when his body remembers that this really hurts. It is possible for the plaid dragon to reduce or negate the effect on it if it manages to take appropriate action before the end of its next round, such as casting remove curse before the curse recieved takes effect.
You might want to read some of the arguments about Iron Heart Surge. Effect is not a good word to use here.

Oh?  What's a good wording, because I do intend it to be fairly far reaching.  It can't negate the sun, though you could not be affected by the sun for 1 round, if the sun had an effect on you at all. I'll chance this one soon as I know how...
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 04, 2014, 08:18:39 AM
It's been a while.  Have some cute, fuzzy, perfectly peaceful and adorable rabbit race. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Lago_%283.5e_Race%29)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on May 06, 2014, 01:33:13 AM
do they get 2 kicks with a full attack?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 06, 2014, 09:34:52 PM
do they get 2 kicks with a full attack?

Just one.  They need to stand on the other leg.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 17, 2014, 04:15:41 AM
Recently I was looking for Tibbit-like races that turn into animals, but I only know Tibbit and a kitsune race I made, so I was inspired to make this. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Balemorph_%283.5e_Race%29)  Baleful polymorphtastic!  Give it a look.
Title: GODZILLA!!!!!!
Post by: SolEiji on May 17, 2014, 09:30:58 PM
GODZILLA!!!!! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/King_Tarrasque_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on May 21, 2014, 10:54:15 PM
It is godzilla therefore I must approve  :D
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 22, 2014, 04:38:14 AM
I did a set of items today.  What could it be?

Pawns... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Helm_of_the_Eager_Pawn_(3.5e_Equipment))

Knights... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Horse_Knight_Helm_(3.5e_Equipment))

Bishops... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Hat_of_the_Bishop_(3.5e_Equipment))

Rooks... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Iron_Rook_Helm_(3.5e_Equipment))

Queens... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Crown_of_the_Battle_Queen_(3.5e_Equipment))

And Kings!... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Crown_of_the_Cursed_King_(3.5e_Equipment))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 22, 2014, 05:15:37 AM
Also a favorite of BBEGs everywhere. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Jewel_of_Spirit_Allies_(3.5e_Equipment))

Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 28, 2014, 02:38:04 AM
This is a sneaking mission! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cardboard_Box_(3.5e_Equipment))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 30, 2014, 09:27:45 PM
Why settle for one tarrasque when you can have a DEVESTATION OF TARASCONS!? (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Tarascon_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on June 28, 2014, 10:27:18 PM
The double jump nonsense in another thread inspires, behold Air Hike Boots (http://dndwiki.com/wiki/Air_Hike_Boots_(3.5e_Equipment)).
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on June 28, 2014, 11:39:25 PM
Why settle for one tarrasque when you can have a DEVESTATION OF TARASCONS!? (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Tarascon_(3.5e_Monster))


babeh tarrasques...
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 03, 2014, 04:51:42 AM
Bhu may be amused by the newest vestige. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Whitechapel,_the_Blinded_Truth_(3.5e_Vestige))  Knock on wood, let's hope it doesn't really happen.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 04, 2014, 05:48:21 AM
It got in my hand... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Phantom_Limb_(3.5e_Monster)) so I cut it off. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Hellsaw_Symbiote_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 14, 2014, 12:09:58 AM
Tangela, I choose... you?  Oh fu- (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Tangle_Terror_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 14, 2014, 01:44:11 AM
Feeling Mario today. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Dossunlith_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 14, 2014, 03:47:42 AM
Note to self: Don't let my dorf get a hold of one of these. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Skybear_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 14, 2014, 05:32:25 AM
As I wait, why not a race?  Natureborn! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Natureborn_(3.5e_Race))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: MrRoboto on July 14, 2014, 01:08:17 PM
Natureborn mentions Dragonborn and talks about keeping your existing RHD and losing other racial traits but nowhere does it actually state that it is a template, not a base race.

Still, the flavor and scaling abilities are awesome.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: MrRoboto on July 14, 2014, 01:08:37 PM
Quote/modify fail, dammit.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 23, 2014, 01:11:52 AM
I made a series of monsters based on my players as a creative challenge.  Here they are for others to observe and judge.

What if the T-Rex was dual wielding swords? (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Tyrannoswordus_(3.5e_Monster))

Spooky undead ranger of the haunted forest. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Fletch_Haunt_(3.5e_Monster))

Alien doctors who will keep you alive, no matter what. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Lifekeeper_(3.5e_Monster))

"Helpful" dwarven robots which love their job. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Robo-Jacks_(3.5e_Monster))

Sun spirits who aspire to be gods. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Solarian_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on July 23, 2014, 01:38:12 AM
Tyrannoswordus....omg the pain  :lol
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 27, 2014, 02:01:29 AM
Spooky baby corrupting forces in another thread inspire other horrors (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Blood_Dragon_(3.5e_Monster)).

For some reason, today I am a 3 ft pile of garlic.  Does anyone know what that's about, or have I lost my grip on reality again?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 27, 2014, 03:46:43 AM
Now you can be the FLUMPH! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Flumph_(3.5e_Race))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on July 27, 2014, 03:50:08 AM
Flumphs are a +1 LA?  :o
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 27, 2014, 03:52:14 AM
Flumphs are a +1 LA?  :o

I figured as much.  Their main draws are good dex and wis, and a useful stench, but they're lacking elsewhere.  Is that a "LA 1 is too high" or "LA 1 is too low" shocked face?

(Caught a typo in the stench spray, it's only in the 20 ft line, not 20 ft, then 30 ft out from that.)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: skydragonknight on July 27, 2014, 08:01:32 AM
Now you can be the FLUMPH! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Flumph_(3.5e_Race))

New best Swordsage race. :)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on July 27, 2014, 07:05:43 PM
low
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 27, 2014, 07:24:35 PM
low

Do tell.  I may be wrong after all.

From my perspective its higher on the LA 1 scale but not enough to justify LA 2.  To be sure though I staggered the fly speed (you don't get to actually fly until 6 HD) to lower it's overall LA, Dragonborn style.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on July 28, 2014, 03:23:53 AM
Compare it to an Ogre in the SRD which is a +2.  The Flumph have better stat bonuses, about the same AC Bonus, and they trade the Ogres reach for Hover/Flight, Bardic Lore and Stench Spray.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: skydragonknight on July 28, 2014, 03:44:22 AM
They are about equal to Githzerai, which is also a +2.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on July 28, 2014, 04:26:19 AM
Are you sure?  The ogre I have access to at the moment (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/ogre.htm) is actually ECL 6 (4 RHD + 2 LA) with not terribly comparable statlines.  It's probably not the best example.  Though... for what it's worth reach is one of the best things you can have.

Lemme see if I can come up with something.  Typically rather than compare it to other LA materials I compare it to a character of level X, since that's what its supposed to be (by and large I find most LA things not to be worth it, so coming up ahead of them is normal).

(click to show/hide)

Perhaps someone better with numbers than I would like to crunch them.

(EDIT: The Gith are closer and a fair point.  I'd like to compare it to equal ECL character classes as its ultimate test since I don't know if the Githzerai are worth that's LA or not.  They look fair though.)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on August 06, 2014, 01:03:21 AM
I'd still like more input on the flumph if possible.

In the meantime, villians now have an excuse to be load-bearing bosses (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Load_Bearing_Lifestone_(3.5e_Equipment)).
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on August 06, 2014, 02:14:23 AM
I'd still like more input on the flumph if possible.

In the meantime, villians now have an excuse to be load-bearing bosses (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Load_Bearing_Lifestone_(3.5e_Equipment)).

eeeevilll  :twitch
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on August 09, 2014, 12:38:50 AM
Be careful of bards using fascinate before you get to use your McGuffian of Infinite Power (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Monologuer_(3.5e_Flaw))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on August 19, 2014, 03:33:59 AM
Druid approved spellcasting! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Organic_Spell_(3.5e_Feat))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on August 23, 2014, 02:39:33 AM
The Scrollcaster is a wizard who casts out of his spellbook. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Scrollcaster_(3.5e_Class))  A nerfed caster, in theory, but not by any great amount.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on August 23, 2014, 03:59:52 AM
I'm not sorry. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Centipedeshark_Tornadoman_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on August 23, 2014, 03:10:57 PM
been watching the Syfy movies I see?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 07, 2014, 02:26:16 AM
I'd like input on this, a different familiar of sorts. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Illusory_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Gazzien on September 07, 2014, 03:41:33 AM
I'd like input on this, a different familiar of sorts. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Illusory_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Interesting, but for what reason would you take it over a normal familiar? It seems inferior in every way to a standard (physical) familiar.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 07, 2014, 03:50:51 AM
I'd like input on this, a different familiar of sorts. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Illusory_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Interesting, but for what reason would you take it over a normal familiar? It seems inferior in every way to a standard (physical) familiar.

It can speak and can't be killed, and ability score ends up higher (not excessively so, a 20 in one stat at 20th).  With telepathy and the ability to recall it, it is much more the scout familiar, but is no good for any physical activities.

So you think I undershot.  Interesting.  I did undershoot a bit since I wasn't sure if I was making it too strong or not.  Do you have suggestions?  I was pondering raising mental scores, starting at 8 or 10, or increasing the bonus from ability score increases.  Also, bringing back the useful but minor +3 skill/+2 save bonus most familiars possess.  Ideas?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Gazzien on September 07, 2014, 04:13:04 AM
I'd like input on this, a different familiar of sorts. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Illusory_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Interesting, but for what reason would you take it over a normal familiar? It seems inferior in every way to a standard (physical) familiar.

It can speak and can't be killed, and ability score ends up higher (not excessively so, a 20 in one stat at 20th).  With telepathy and the ability to recall it, it is much more the scout familiar, but is no good for any physical activities.

So you think I undershot.  Interesting.  I did undershoot a bit since I wasn't sure if I was making it too strong or not.  Do you have suggestions?  I was pondering raising mental scores, starting at 8 or 10, or increasing the bonus from ability score increases.  Also, bringing back the useful but minor +3 skill/+2 save bonus most familiars possess.  Ideas?
I think I missed the fact that the ability score increase wasn't only the ones from the table. Somehow I confused them into marking when the mental stats increase... oops. And telepathy over speaking is pretty strong for a scout, that's true. I think giving it the +3 to a skill / +2 to a save would work well, because that's all that I see missing right now.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 07, 2014, 04:14:31 AM
I'd like input on this, a different familiar of sorts. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Illusory_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Interesting, but for what reason would you take it over a normal familiar? It seems inferior in every way to a standard (physical) familiar.

It can speak and can't be killed, and ability score ends up higher (not excessively so, a 20 in one stat at 20th).  With telepathy and the ability to recall it, it is much more the scout familiar, but is no good for any physical activities.

So you think I undershot.  Interesting.  I did undershoot a bit since I wasn't sure if I was making it too strong or not.  Do you have suggestions?  I was pondering raising mental scores, starting at 8 or 10, or increasing the bonus from ability score increases.  Also, bringing back the useful but minor +3 skill/+2 save bonus most familiars possess.  Ideas?
I think I missed the fact that the ability score increase wasn't only the ones from the table. Somehow I confused them into marking when the mental stats increase... oops. And telepathy over speaking is pretty strong for a scout, that's true. I think giving it the +3 to a skill / +2 to a save would work well, because that's all that I see missing right now.

I see your assessment and agree, I'll add that.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Gazzien on September 07, 2014, 04:19:45 AM
I'd like input on this, a different familiar of sorts. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Illusory_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Interesting, but for what reason would you take it over a normal familiar? It seems inferior in every way to a standard (physical) familiar.

It can speak and can't be killed, and ability score ends up higher (not excessively so, a 20 in one stat at 20th).  With telepathy and the ability to recall it, it is much more the scout familiar, but is no good for any physical activities.

So you think I undershot.  Interesting.  I did undershoot a bit since I wasn't sure if I was making it too strong or not.  Do you have suggestions?  I was pondering raising mental scores, starting at 8 or 10, or increasing the bonus from ability score increases.  Also, bringing back the useful but minor +3 skill/+2 save bonus most familiars possess.  Ideas?
I think I missed the fact that the ability score increase wasn't only the ones from the table. Somehow I confused them into marking when the mental stats increase... oops. And telepathy over speaking is pretty strong for a scout, that's true. I think giving it the +3 to a skill / +2 to a save would work well, because that's all that I see missing right now.

I see your assessment and agree, I'll add that.  Thanks.
Mhmm, happy to help~
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on September 07, 2014, 05:35:14 PM
You have to follow this with a variant on the Leadership Feat called "Hallucinatory Cohort" for friends only the Feats taker can see...
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 17, 2014, 06:08:57 AM
The second monster entry is also playable!  Get one as your cohort! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Omophagea_Rat_(3.5e_Monster))

Maybe they would enjoy casting this spell... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Create_Corpse_(3.5e_Spell))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on September 19, 2014, 03:32:21 AM
So many prank otpions available for that spell...
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 19, 2014, 05:19:13 PM
So many prank otpions available for that spell...

The ultimate haunted house awaits.

Military Light Mace (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Military_Light_Mace_(3.5e_Equipment)) and Military Heavy Mace (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Military_Heavy_Mace_(3.5e_Equipment)) have appeared.  Maces were lacking, so I gave them a reason to exist; armor busting.  Just as intended.  Also a Great Mace (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Great_Mace_(3.5e_Equipment)).
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Gazzien on September 20, 2014, 04:31:29 AM
I love that maces do what they're supposed to and ignore a bit of armor.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 20, 2014, 06:49:37 AM
I love that maces do what they're supposed to and ignore a bit of armor.

:) Thank you.

And now, have a thief dagger. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Thief_Dagger,_Cursed_%283.5e_Equipment%29)  What you thought it was a dagger for thieves?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 20, 2014, 07:30:08 PM
Recent talk about CMB/CMD has prompted me to make this. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Variant_Combat_Maneuver_Checks_(3.5e_Variant_Rule))  I am wondering how much this changes the numbers.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Gazzien on September 20, 2014, 07:56:43 PM
Recent talk about CMB/CMD has prompted me to make this. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Variant_Combat_Maneuver_Checks_(3.5e_Variant_Rule))  I am wondering how much this changes the numbers.
Hm, interesting. Should make it easier against monsters, true.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 25, 2014, 05:54:58 AM
I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll.... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Sturmwulf_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on October 20, 2014, 12:40:46 AM
BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Fire_Divination_Disc_(3.5e_Equipment))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Gazzien on October 20, 2014, 01:26:25 AM
BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Fire_Divination_Disc_(3.5e_Equipment))
:lmao
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on October 23, 2014, 05:36:26 AM
I didn't set out to make Prometheus Black Goo, but really that's what it is. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Genesis_Virus_(3.5e_Disease))

Genesis-Alpha.  Keyed to facehuggers.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on November 21, 2014, 07:22:11 AM
Then they explode. (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Summon_Kamikaze_Fiend_%283.5e_Spell%29)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: ketaro on November 21, 2014, 09:14:40 PM
If they take fire damage, they get a DC 15 reflex save to not explode.
Thus, in the rare case they make the save and don't explode, THEY EXPLODE

 :lmao
The best
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on December 17, 2014, 02:13:48 AM
While I wait for forums to move, time to flex my creative groove.

Have some arrows, super cheap. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Arrow_of_Bob%27s_Bane_(3.5e_Equipment))

Immortality for a creep. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Blood_Jorum_(3.5e_Spell))

Imprison Ganon on the side. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Quintessence_Sword_(3.5e_Equipment))

Then escape, look how I fly! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Wings_of_Forever_Flying_(3.5e_Equipment))

Now we're playing Quake Tourny. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Ludicrous_Gibs_(3.5e_Equipment))

Not as useless as you see. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Robe_of_Useless_Items_(3.5e_Equipment))

Settle down and have a swig. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Variable_Distiller_(3.5e_Equipment))

Hey lookie, a sleepy pig. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Drowzeeble_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on January 08, 2015, 05:32:08 AM
The DM hates you. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Hungry_Goldbug_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on January 08, 2015, 06:26:33 AM
GNNNGH! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Feather_Token_Legs_(3.5e_Equipment))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: ketaro on January 08, 2015, 06:31:45 AM
Dem legs  :cool
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on January 29, 2015, 01:29:33 AM
It's finally happened. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAjEbpy_09s)

The stars are right, the prophecy has been fulfilled.  Eiji has ascended as the countdown begins.  Ready yourself!

FIVE! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/God-Machine_Leg_(3.5e_Monster))
FOUR!! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/God-Machine_Arm_(3.5e_Monster))
THREE!!! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/God-Machine_Wings_(3.5e_Monster))
TWO!!!! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/God-Machine_Body_(3.5e_Monster))
ONE!!!!! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/God-Machine_Sword_(3.5e_Monster))

3000 Article Deployed!  FINAL ARBITER DANJONMASTUA!!!!! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Final_Arbiter_Danjonmasut%C4%81_%283.5e_Monster%29)
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on January 29, 2015, 02:43:03 AM
U has been watching da animes...  :clap
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on February 16, 2015, 01:16:39 AM
So (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Spidersilk_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
I (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Physical_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
may (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Vulnerable_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
have (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Phantom_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
gone (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Hexing_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
overboard (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Blackbolt_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
on (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Pyroclastic_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
making (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Stygian_Frost_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
new (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Venomous_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
invocations (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Binding_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
for (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Oblative_Surge_(3.5e_Invocation))
warlock. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Eldritch_Drifter_(3.5e_Invocation))
Guess (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Banishing_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
I'll (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Sloughskin_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
just (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Sentinal_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
post (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Spelldraining_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
them (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Prismatic_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
all (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Obliterating_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
here. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Repeating_Blast_(3.5e_Invocation))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on February 24, 2015, 07:26:41 AM
I never liked the Holy Word series of spells, so I re-did them.

Good! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Exalted_Word_(3.5e_Spell))
Evil! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Vile_Word_(3.5e_Spell))
Law! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Authoritative_Word_(3.5e_Spell))
Chaos! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Tumultuous_Word_(3.5e_Spell))
Balance! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Objective_Word_(3.5e_Spell))

With your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN ALIGNMENT! 

GO ALIGNMENT!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on March 29, 2015, 06:03:57 AM
It really is the worst... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Obtain_the_Worst_Familiar_(3.5e_Feat))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on April 01, 2015, 04:57:16 AM
It's April Fools day, but this is no joke, this is too evil for words. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Kender_(3.5e_Spell))

Only toast can save us now. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Toast_(3.5e_Cleric_Domain))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 04, 2015, 11:33:41 PM
I am experimenting.  Commentary is welcome. (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Dark_Insight_(3.5e_Variant_Rule))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on May 05, 2015, 02:12:00 AM
Posted mah commentary at the wiki  :D
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 25, 2015, 02:11:51 AM
Science Wizard (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Science_Wizard_(3.5e_Alternate_Class_Feature)) was a tricky ACF to balance on account of wizards not having much for class features to replace.  Did I achieve balance?  Check the talk page and comment.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on May 29, 2015, 10:41:26 AM
AT LONG LAST, SHE IS DONE! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Truenamer,_Rebuild_(3.5e_Class))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on May 29, 2015, 05:11:15 PM
AT LONG LAST, SHE IS DONE! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Truenamer,_Rebuild_(3.5e_Class))

Holy Cwap!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Psysama on May 30, 2015, 01:50:25 AM
AT LONG LAST, SHE IS DONE! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Truenamer,_Rebuild_(3.5e_Class))
I smell a rat...oh wait it's Drosselmyer.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on August 26, 2015, 01:18:56 AM
Get a load of this! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Fatman_MS-08_Power_Armor_(3.5e_Monster))

Cookies if anyone gets the reference.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on August 26, 2015, 02:22:43 AM
yay! eiji is back!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 26, 2015, 08:05:51 PM
Back?  I am eternal!

Like this gnoll! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Gnoll_Corgi_(3.5e_Race))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on September 27, 2015, 03:43:15 AM
that is damn funny
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Psysama on September 30, 2015, 05:47:23 PM
Get a load of this! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Fatman_MS-08_Power_Armor_(3.5e_Monster))

Cookies if anyone gets the reference.
Well I give.  What is it?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on November 01, 2015, 07:25:08 AM
Get a load of this! (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Fatman_MS-08_Power_Armor_(3.5e_Monster))

Cookies if anyone gets the reference.
Well I give.  What is it?

ADVANCED WARS!

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/advancewars/images/0/05/Awds-jugger.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081013024450)

Also now you enjoy HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAM... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Hamham_(3.5e_Race))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on November 26, 2015, 11:51:35 PM
Prepare for leftovers... (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Turking_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on November 27, 2015, 01:07:15 AM
 :thumb
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on January 16, 2016, 11:02:21 PM
BARK BARK BARK! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Dogstorm_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on January 19, 2016, 02:59:56 AM
corgis?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Psysama on June 30, 2016, 10:46:24 PM
BARK BARK BARK! (http://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Dogstorm_(3.5e_Monster))
Can you make this a spell?  For a druid (or a farmer)?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on October 31, 2016, 08:48:05 PM
Check your candy this Halloween folks. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Scuttling_Visage_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on November 02, 2016, 06:34:45 PM
both evil and awesome!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on September 23, 2018, 06:22:47 AM
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Almond_Cow_%283.5e_Monster%29 (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Almond_Cow_%283.5e_Monster%29)

Lo, the mystery has been solved.
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Psysama on September 23, 2018, 11:02:25 AM
 :lol :clap Another wonderful thing that I can use in my campaign!  Welcome back, Eiji!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on March 19, 2019, 02:57:10 AM
Arpanel (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Arpanel_(3.5e_Deity))

All hail the spider lord of the web!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: Psysama on March 19, 2019, 05:20:37 PM
Arpanel (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Arpanel_(3.5e_Deity))

All hail the spider lord of the web!
Fixed it!  What's up, Eiji?
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on March 20, 2019, 01:42:24 AM
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Arpanel_%283.5e_Deity29%

All hail the spider lord of the web!

im getting a 400 error
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on March 27, 2019, 11:20:18 PM
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Arpanel_%283.5e_Deity29%

All hail the spider lord of the web!

im getting a 400 error

I botched the URL, Psy fixed it.  Hi!
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: SolEiji on March 28, 2019, 12:49:31 AM
I make garbage!  Garbage for you! (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Hot_Garbage_(3.5e_Monster))
Title: Re: Eiji's Ark of Species
Post by: bhu on April 05, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
lol