Newspaper of Horror
Friday, June 29th
Mysterious Death at Shibakami
Today at 1:00, Max Christophers (Gemini) will die in the middle of Shibakami Park. His body will be discovered soon after, and forensic analysis performed at the scene will suggest that he has killed by a wild animal, possibly a large dog. No traces of such a dog will be found, though residents will report sightings of a large, black creature for the rest of the day. Later analysis at Silver Spring Municipal Hospital will back up the findings of the initial investigation, noting that the murder could only have been carried out by a large dog.
Sources suggest that Mr. Christophers will be killed by an Inugami, a dog spirit typically created to carry out a curse. There is no evidence that nobody hated Mr. Christophers strongly enough to curse him to death, and it is possible that Mr. Christophers will not be killed by an Inugami, but a similar dog spirit. This newspaper can offer no more information at this time, but recommends that Shibakami part be avoided around 1:00, least the reader attract the spirit's curse upon themselves.
Rash of Bad Luck?
Cases of bad luck are popping up all over the city, leaving psychics and astrologers stumped. At this time, no information exists as to what is causing this bad luck, or what actions attracts it. It has been speculated that a build up of tainted ki in the Earth Vein could be the cause, but investigations are still ongoing. Until this bad luck is better understood, please take horoscope readings and similar divinations with a grain of salt.
Weather
Today's high will be 91F, with a low of 82F as things cool down towards the evening. Today will be mostly sunny, with clouds moving in late afternoon, and isolated thunderstorms later in the evening. Storms will clear up around 10:00 PM, with clear skies for the rest of the night.
Horoscope
Aries - Today will be decent, but you are running out of time. Settle as much as you can today, because you don't know how long your luck will hold.
Taurus - Today will be terrible. Everything will go wrong, from the minor to the major. Frankly, even if you stay home, something bad is sure to happen.
Gemini - Today won't be your best. A troubled morning will spill into a troubled afternoon. Beware of green places, and the darkness that lurks where you least
expect it.
Cancer - Today will start badly, and only get worse. Things may seem alright, but the peaceful life you have been living is only an illusion of the summer heat.
Leo - Today will be bland. Nothing particuarly good or bad will happen. What little good that happens will be reciprocated by bad, and what little bad happens
will be reciprocated by good.
Virgo - Today will be decent. Expect your love life to advance, though not much else will. Today is the perfect day for a romantic dinner or a 'special night.'
Libra - Today won't be the best. Minor things will go wrong all day, though there will no major issues. Stress will be a bigger problem than any actual event, so
take the day of work, if you can.
Scorpio - Today will bring misfortune. You may have thought that nothing could scare you, but that false courage will melt away in the summer heat.
Sagittarius - Today will be good in places, though bad in others. Your carrier and family life will go smoothly, but delays will plague your other actions.
Capricorn - Today could use some work. You won't get fired from your job, but a minor setback will spiral into a serious issue. Expect flak from your boss, and that promotion you've been looking for to be pushed back a year.
Aquarius - Today will fine, with one exception. Avoid the water. Be it the ocean, the Thompson Spring, or even the bathtub, water will only spell disaster.
Pisces - Today will be ordinary. Nothing much will happen, good or bad. Don't expect to form any new bonds today, but don't fear the erosion of old ones.
