Dude, I'm running around with a male identifying dragon pretending to be a little girl or female teenager with a support staff that includes a nymph & succubus that were literally ordered to convinced, tempt, and coerce a now mentally retarded female opponent taken hostage that we're the good guys against an androgynous robot overseers bent on collecting magical giant black phallic objects from a planet with giant animals under a DM who thought visiting a hot spring / onsen should have a year's worth of detail put into it and I swear pulls most of his images for his homebrew from sakaku chan's image board.
I'm pretty sure we're just barely hitting Japanese levels here, couple more tentacles and nose bleeds and we might just make it. Hugo isn't creepy, just trying to fit in.