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hee, yeah.  Froggy bastids have a different word for EVERthing.  I don't know why everyone doesn't just speak English.  It's so much easier. :smirk

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General D&D Discussion / Re: The Windstorm Principle
« on: April 01, 2012, 06:06:54 PM »
Creative role-play comes to mind, - and DM innovation.
The fact is limitations are the artist’s stimulation.
   Being forced to work enclosed
   in arbitrarily imposed
   limitations is supposed
a licence for unique creation.

My message here, for example, - could easy be conveyed
By any dip-shite wanker - who ever role-game played.
   But forced to say it all in verse
   Is more a blessing, less a curse
   it makes me plumb my artist’s purse
and eloquently, point’s been made.

There must be idiot savants - in every race and creed.
Say your Half-Orc sorcerer is one of these indeed.
   He never went outside to play
   He’s getting weaker every day
   But he has charm as sweet as May,
Voila!!  You’ve justified your need!

hiram   :flutter

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Thanks team, problem fixed.  Anyway, the reason I was trying to post in the fist place was to ask for some opinions on a D&D character.  Now, to be fair, because it's as adaptation of the Bard, I should offer this in song, or at least poetry.  Anyhoo, in lieu of posting the two-page stat sheet here, I'll just ask that anyone willing to give it a look-see e-mail me and I'll send it to you.  It's called "The Charlatan" and I saw on one of your old sites where you had a version of such a thing, but it's more a play-thing character than a useful class.  It just happens that I built one several years ago, intended to be an interesting alternative to the Bard, and actually playable as a legitimate character.  I'd like feedback because any DM I've ever shown it to had a knee-jerk rejection of it just because it was created by a player, and the immediate assumption is that it will be over-powered, but I've gone to great pains to make sure it isn't any more powerful than a Bard would be at each level.  Seems any DM I've tried to show it to is terrified of thinking outside the book.  Or, maybe it really is unusable and I'm full of huraka (Watership Downs), but that seems odd in my thinking since we're talking about a world of magic and dragons here, not reality.
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I saw where someone posted here ( http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=6543.0 ) about The Charla-tan.
I once was with a group of guys where every game began

with standard stuff and character that came right from the book.
Constructive inventation though,  the DM would not brook.

Reacting with a knee-jerk and implying it’s invasive,
and instantly rejected all attempts to be creative.

Myself, I love to take apart and monkey with the works
And try things out and re-arrange and fiddle with the quirks.

And so I took the lowly Bard, a class I find defective,
Or only useful in a game if playing a detective.

I made him disreputable and prone to speculation,
The gambling type, and terribly prone to equivocation.

One who lives by “Lady Luck” and lives by slinging bull,
And gets so very good at it, his pocket’s always full.

He’ll make you think he’s anything.  A thief, a mage, a healer,
But once he’s used his luck up, he’s a runner and a squealer.

I tried real hard to build him so he isn’t uber-powered
Nor underdone and simpering, like maiden just deflowered.

If you will, I'll send him you.  You tell me what you thinks
Isn’t he just wonderful?  Or do you think he stinks?

hiram

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... oh, and why do I keep getting these wierd little things like this, É and È, whenever I try to use quotation marks or question marks in a postÉ

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How do I attach a word file to a post pleaseÉ  I see where it says ÈAttachments and other optionsÈ below, but Ièm hanged if I can see how to actually do that little thing... HummÉ 

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Introduce Yourself / Hi, I'm hiram09
« on: March 31, 2012, 05:52:15 PM »
Hello you all, my name is Hiram.  I'm a newbie here.
I'm more inclined to table-top than 'puter games, I fear.
I'm interested in your thoughts and thinks
and want to make it clear
If what I say ain't relevant, I'll make it disappear.

hiram

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