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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #60 on: March 16, 2014, 02:51:59 PM »
Wear a full suit of armor, with even stronger armor around your ankles.  Problem solved, and they can't even see that it's more protected!  An I second the large (red, obviously) gem somewhere invincible.  Works best if it's also logical, so maybe your heart?  And have red lines coming out of it!  And if you can back-light it, that's even better, make it glow.

This, plus maximizing your bluffing skill to pretend like it "hurts, real bad" when they stab you in your supposed weak spot.  And you make efforts to deflect attacks away from it, shielding it with your (also) invincible arms or twisting your torso so your back takes it, etc...

From the Evil Overlord list :  Whatever my one vulnerability is, I will fake a different one. For example, ordering all mirrors removed from the palace, screaming and flinching whenever someone accidentally holds up a mirror, etc. In the climax when the hero whips out a mirror and thrusts it at my face, my reaction will be "Hmm...I think I need a shave."

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #61 on: March 16, 2014, 03:00:37 PM »
But, but...

Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #62 on: March 16, 2014, 03:13:04 PM »
But, but...

Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.

Well, that blog is mostly bullshit forgetting that a) it's fantasy, not reality; b) there's often near-naked men right there in the picture, too; c) scantily clad is the "norm" for barbarian and tribal warriors that make up many of the pictures on said blog; and d) in hot environments, people really DID fight in very little because if you're in the jungle wearing full plate YOU are the one who is an idiot.

But I do like your basic concept.  Reminds me of my martials arts instructor telling us when sparring or fighting to smile the whole time (as opposed to anger, dread, intensity, etc...), for much the same psychological factor as you're going for.  :)

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #63 on: March 16, 2014, 04:34:02 PM »


I'm pretty sure the maze picture is photoshopped, but it still has me laughing unreasonably.  lol

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2014, 06:05:40 PM »
But, but...

Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.

Well, that blog is mostly bullshit forgetting that a) it's fantasy, not reality; b) there's often near-naked men right there in the picture, too; c) scantily clad is the "norm" for barbarian and tribal warriors that make up many of the pictures on said blog; and d) in hot environments, people really DID fight in very little because if you're in the jungle wearing full plate YOU are the one who is an idiot.

But I do like your basic concept.  Reminds me of my martials arts instructor telling us when sparring or fighting to smile the whole time (as opposed to anger, dread, intensity, etc...), for much the same psychological factor as you're going for.  :)

Oh gods THIS. SO MUCH this.

I already use a creepy variant of the smile when I fight for reals. It amazes me how unsettled people get.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #65 on: March 16, 2014, 09:26:05 PM »
Oh gods THIS. SO MUCH this.

I already use a creepy variant of the smile when I fight for reals. It amazes me how unsettled people get.

Hello Joker.  lol

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #66 on: March 16, 2014, 10:50:47 PM »
I never smile when fighting.  I do however occasionally open with the line "Have you ever been raped?"

Amazing how many people decline to fight you after that simple sentence...

Granted using it means I also can't afford to lose if the fight is on...

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #67 on: March 16, 2014, 11:16:26 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2014, 12:09:50 PM »
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I'd totally play a LEGO Dark Souls...
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2014, 02:20:48 PM »
I never smile when fighting.  I do however occasionally open with the line "Have you ever been raped?"

Amazing how many people decline to fight you after that simple sentence...

Granted using it means I also can't afford to lose if the fight is on...
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2014, 10:10:18 AM »
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I'd totally play a LEGO Dark Souls...

Seconded.

I am almost finishing Dark Souls 2. Only a couple areas to go, but I'm stuck at, appropriately enough, a dragon...
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2014, 01:57:53 PM »
The trailer for Dark Dungeons is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2014, 06:05:53 PM »
The trailer for Dark Dungeons is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?

Parody or srs film?

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2014, 07:06:08 PM »
If you read the site, they go into that.

Needless to say, the level of WE ARE KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE that is going on is magnificent.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #74 on: March 19, 2014, 06:01:55 PM »
Putin as seen by some people:
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2014, 06:18:02 PM »
Putin is the Emporer?   :lmao

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2014, 06:38:38 PM »
Putin as seen by some people:
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I think they missed the 'psychic powers, from somewhere in the middle east' bits.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #77 on: March 20, 2014, 08:51:46 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #78 on: March 21, 2014, 12:30:54 AM »
Proof that if I EVER got high, it would be catastrophic.

Friend goes to ask:

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"I think the more terrifying conclusion is that he is going to eventually kill us, eat us and wear our skin."

" ...that is actually way more disturbing..."

"Which is even MORE disturbing when you take into account the fact he made us in his own image, which means on some subconscious level, he wishes he could do that to himself."

"..."

"We're God's self-mutilation masturbatory material."

"...either stop talking or hold me. Preferrably both."
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #79 on: March 21, 2014, 01:08:20 AM »
Look on the bright side; he might just milk us and make the milk into cheese!

That's... actually not much better, is it?
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