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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #80 on: July 24, 2014, 06:19:09 AM »
"Why are we collaborators of evil?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2014, 05:05:23 PM »
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!  OPEN IN THE NAME OF THE COUNCIL OF PRIESTS!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2014, 05:23:13 PM »
"I don't answer to any priests, and I don't know what I've done. It sounds like you're fishing to get me to admit to something I didn't do. Fuck off until you can talk civilly. Please."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2014, 08:25:32 PM »
"Anybody got Knock memorized?"

"Fuck it I say we just Flame Strike em' till they open the door."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #84 on: July 25, 2014, 07:09:24 PM »
"I'd open the door if you asked nicely."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2014, 07:39:23 PM »
"FINE...er, fine...Please open the door so we may calmly discuss with you your massive breach of morality and laws..."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2014, 08:59:19 PM »
"Okay."

Mustave opens the door, although he's ready to throw an acid flask should anyone try something.

"So, what is this massive breach of morality? I'm completely drawing a blank."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #87 on: July 26, 2014, 12:06:09 AM »
El Cangrejo steps into the doorway behind Mustave to dissuade people from charging in or otherwise acting violently.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #88 on: July 26, 2014, 03:45:07 AM »
"A Daemon linked to your Guild was seen speaking to the Rain.  Is this a plot?  Are you planning to kill the clergy?  Is a divine assassination eminent?"

"And seriously, when are you going to address the ghost rumors?"

"Fuck yeah! Ghost rumors!"

"Are you planning something against the Chirch of Natasha in revenge for their assault?"

"Holy shit, is that El Cangrejo?"

they look kinda worried, moreso when they spot the kid whose name you suddenly realize you have forgotten to ask this entire time


"IT'S A CHOSEN ONE!! OMG YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING!"


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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #89 on: July 26, 2014, 08:24:52 AM »
"Sigh... Okay, in order:

1) No. We were talking to the clergy on the Street of the Gawds when The Rain showed up. Morte simply wanted to know what all the fuss was and to see if she could talk him down. She couldn't. He seems rather... persistent.

2) We already did. They're rumors. I can't help what people say.

3) No. We aren't attacking the church. We'd like it if angry clerics stayed away from us.

4) Yes, he is El Cangrejo. He's pretty awesome. He might even give you an interview or demonstration if you guys stop yelling.

5) Yes, he's a chosen one. No, we're not 'up to something'. He came to us because he just wants a normal life. Also, how do you simply just recognize him on sight?


Man... being guild leader is a pain. I think I need a drink tonight."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #90 on: July 26, 2014, 04:38:22 PM »
"Well...we're high level Priests.  That's something all of us get.  Chosen Ones are such a danger to the fabric of reality that our prospective Gawds ensure we recognize them so we can get the Hell out of the way until the storm has passed, so to speak.  Hey guys did you hear that! Normal life! HA!"

"ahahahahahahahhahaha"

"omg you poor bastard..."

"Seriously though, are you guys newb arrivals?  How is it you've never heard of the Rain?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #91 on: July 26, 2014, 06:40:23 PM »
"I haven't been here that long, all things considered."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #92 on: July 26, 2014, 07:04:41 PM »
"Eh... El Cangrejo spends most of his time either wrestling, or thinking of new ways to wrestle. It is more time-consuming than you may think, so I do not get out much."

The Luchador shrugs his shoulders, his arms still crossed.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #93 on: July 26, 2014, 09:06:03 PM »
"Soooo... is that all?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #94 on: July 27, 2014, 01:19:15 AM »
"Ummm...yes.  Yes I spose it is."


"Unless maybe you'd like us to do an Exorcism?  We have first timer discounts!"   :D

"Holy shit that is El Cangrejo!"

"Are you deaf?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #95 on: July 27, 2014, 07:39:48 AM »
"No, we don't need one of those. Thanks, anyway!

Take care, guys. Remember: not everyone who runs afoul with you is necessarily evil. Some of us are just dumb."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #96 on: July 27, 2014, 07:07:43 PM »
"Will do."

After they leave the kid says:

"I really, really hate this city."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #97 on: July 27, 2014, 09:21:56 PM »
"Me, too... sometimes. I've mostly learned to just roll with most things."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #98 on: July 27, 2014, 09:26:21 PM »
faintly, from outside

"Viva El Cangrejo!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #99 on: July 27, 2014, 10:31:31 PM »
El Cangrejo flexes, winks and smiles to the departing remnants of the crowd, then returns inside.