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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2015, 11:21:22 PM »
Cassandra looks at the bedraggled seaman: "And how will you be paying sir?"

"Welllll...most of mah moneu is in the bottom of the cove.  I can pay in gold once we salvage it, or you can take whatever yall want from the bastards that sank it."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #81 on: September 18, 2015, 11:27:43 PM »
"So are we just to sink every ship of the line in the area, or can you give a description? "
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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2015, 05:57:31 PM »
"Only one ship in the area now.  If you see it, it's the one."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2015, 06:01:10 PM »
"... well, I guess that simplifies things. Are we ready, me hearties?"
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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2015, 08:03:51 PM »
"... well, I guess that simplifies things. Are we ready, me hearties?"

"Ready as I would ever be."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #85 on: September 19, 2015, 08:13:09 PM »
"So how do we get there, rather?"

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #86 on: September 20, 2015, 03:05:19 AM »
"Likely you'll be travelling in a high speed contraption the Gnomes call a plane.  Assuming it doesn't blow up on take off."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2015, 04:10:53 AM »
"Aye, sounds mighty dangerous. The last time I was on an exploding plane, a few quadrillion souls went down with it."
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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2015, 06:37:38 AM »
"Likely you'll be travelling in a high speed contraption the Gnomes call a plane.  Assuming it doesn't blow up on take off."

"You're just trying to get us killed, aren't you? Trusting ruddy gnomes with my life..."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #89 on: September 20, 2015, 08:05:22 PM »
"This is a gnome city, flying through the sky on gnome engines.  By being here your life is in gnome hands.  It's part of the reason this city is so weird, everyone is nervous as hell."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #90 on: September 20, 2015, 08:29:06 PM »
"And that would be why I did not come to the city until I could fly on my own."
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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #91 on: September 21, 2015, 02:58:45 AM »
"It will be interesting to see your take on the high speed rail transport the gnomes use for inner city travel when you get back.  We call them roller coasters."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #92 on: September 22, 2015, 11:13:55 AM »
"Alright, alright.... Put us in this plane and let's hope the gnomes won't kill us in embarassing ways..."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #93 on: September 22, 2015, 01:16:50 PM »
"Alright, alright.... Put us in this plane and let's hope the gnomes won't kill us in embarassing ways..."

"I was under the impression that gnomes only killed in embarrassing ways."
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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2015, 01:48:51 PM »
"I was under the impression that gnomes only killed in embarrassing ways."

"They do make for wonderful footballs if you ever need to get a game in, however. Train 'em right, and they even call out the goals when you score the daft things."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #95 on: September 22, 2015, 02:25:58 PM »
"Alright, alright.... Put us in this plane and let's hope the gnomes won't kill us in embarassing ways..."

"I was under the impression that gnomes only killed in embarrassing ways."

"Consider I said that to put emphasis in what we should be avoiding at the moment."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #96 on: September 22, 2015, 02:45:24 PM »
"So would we have to pay for traveling on this "plane"? Or would this be covered by some sort of guild expense account?"
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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #97 on: September 22, 2015, 06:19:09 PM »
"The Guild has an expense account, which is paid for with a small percentage of your take,  We need it for taxes, buying food, paying staff, bribery, etc."

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Re: New guys thread
« Reply #98 on: September 22, 2015, 06:24:28 PM »
At this point the rest of the Guild arrives, so you can go to the main thread now

http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=13638.420