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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2016, 01:16:07 AM »
This could go here, politics, or lol thread.  It's very versatile.  http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ted-cruz-campaign-pulls-ad-because-of-actress-porn-history/
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2016, 02:44:36 AM »
Ive seen her work.  If ted calls that porn, I'm betting Redtube gives him a fuckin' aneurysm...

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2016, 12:07:04 PM »
I mean, the definition of porn is media that is intended to sexually excite, so by that definition it IS porn....and so is the SI swimsuit edition...
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2016, 03:51:24 PM »
Daytime Tv anchor + a South Carolina Hack

Hack :  "I can't support Cruz because he doesn't Tithe."

Anchor :  "So how is Trump more Christian ?"

Hack :  " .......... " (long dead-air pause)
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2016, 11:46:37 PM »
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2016, 09:44:24 AM »
Beachgoers kill dolphin to take selfies

Not intentionally, but still.
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2016, 10:38:59 AM »
Damn it, Humanity!

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2016, 02:57:07 PM »
Cosplay >> Trump

 -- Making Canada Great Again: Syrian refugees arriving at the airport in Vancouver, British Columbia, have been warmly greeted personally in a video by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, but in March some were inadvertently booked into the same hotel that was hosting the fifth annual VancouFur convention of "furries." Anthropomorphic, full-suited tigers, dogs, bears, foxes, etc., roamed the hotel, leading London's The Independent to report that the child refugees loved every minute, playing with the furries and posing for pictures. [The Independent, 3-9-2016]

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2016, 03:19:20 PM »
We have been robbed of the best school ever.  Unfortunately, we will have to wait, or browse the shelves of  porn stores to find another.  Behold, the remnants of ASS Law.
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2016, 10:54:20 PM »
In Fukushima, there is going a radioactive boar apocalypse.

They're hunting them down, but so many bodies that they're running out of "safe" space to bury them.

Meanwhile the japanese government is building a 1 million pound incinerator with filters to prevent radioactive dust from spreading everywhere.

Except it can only burn 3 boars a day. Considering that they've already killed 13 000 of them and there's more in the wilds...

Seriously the whole thing sounds like an anime plotline. The only thing lacking right now are absurdly young  and emotional teenagers getting involved somehow.

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2016, 03:49:26 AM »
Mmmmm, glow in the dark barbecue.

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2016, 01:16:24 PM »
Wow.....

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2016, 04:25:43 PM »
http://boingboing.net/2016/05/06/weird-porn-author-who-was-drag.html

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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2016, 08:35:13 PM »
:twitch

(because it's not as clear as I had hoped and was an experiment, that emote is a link!  Not a response to......bhu was the previous poster,yeah, not a response to that.)
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2016, 08:53:08 PM »
In Fukushima, there is going a radioactive boar apocalypse.

They're hunting them down, but so many bodies that they're running out of "safe" space to bury them.

Meanwhile the japanese government is building a 1 million pound incinerator with filters to prevent radioactive dust from spreading everywhere.

Except it can only burn 3 boars a day. Considering that they've already killed 13 000 of them and there's more in the wilds...

Seriously the whole thing sounds like an anime plotline. The only thing lacking right now are absurdly young  and emotional teenagers getting involved somehow.
Holy F! Talk about truth being stranger than fiction...
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2016, 03:12:11 PM »
The woman who made this claim :

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2016/05/07/ivy-league-economist-interrogated-for-doing-math-on-american-airlines-flight/

... needs to be required to pass her G.E.D. before she flies agains.
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2016, 06:48:13 PM »
The woman who made this claim :

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2016/05/07/ivy-league-economist-interrogated-for-doing-math-on-american-airlines-flight/

... needs to be required to pass her G.E.D. before she flies agains.

lol,yeah, you shouldlook at my link in my last post.  Protip: do not use emotes as a link phrase!
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Re: WTF News Stories v2
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2016, 04:51:35 PM »
 :pout and an AND ... I caught the Talking Dead
of the latest episode of Fear The Walking Dead.

The guy that played the Evil guy couldn't get
all cleaned up enough from the fake blood.
He had to fly somewhere, and goes through
the airports with smudges of the fake blood
all over his face and arms.

People just looked at him funny, noticed he wernt-int no Terrorist.
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