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damage rolls
Rolled 1d8+6 : 8 + 6, total 14
Rolled 1d8+6 : 8 + 6, total 14
Rolled 2d8+8 : 1, 5 + 8, total 14
Rolled 2d8+8 : 7, 4 + 8, total 19


the tree howls in pain and goes all out on robot 1
Rolled 1d20+24 : 17 + 24, total 41
 
Rolled 1d20+24 : 6 + 24, total 30
 
Rolled 1d20+24 : 1 + 24, total 25


damage if necessary
Rolled 2d8+14 : 4, 1 + 14, total 19
Rolled 2d8+14 : 2, 5 + 14, total 21
Rolled 2d8+14 : 8, 7 + 14, total 29

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Round 9  fighto!
29: Ruby Skelly, Emerald Skelly
27: Solo (cd 6 rounds), Vladeshi (cd 6 rounds)
23: Ketaro (down 31 hp, cd 6 rounds), Merc Captain (down 55 hp + 6 non lethal, cd 6 rounds)
18: Oslecamo (cd 6 rounds)
17: Sapphire Skelly
16: Robby (Fear 6 rounds)
15: Giant Skelly Minion
14: Risada (cd 6 rounds)
13: Robot 2
9: Twist (down 174 hp)

robot 1 is torn apart

will start turn again tomorrow, after the attack the mec captain suddenly seems lucid

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the skellies soldier on
Rolled 1d20+6 : 8 + 6, total 14
 
Rolled 1d20+6 : 6 + 6, total 12
 
Rolled 1d20+6 : 17 + 6, total 23


the merc captain attacks with a trident
Rolled 1d20+18 : 12 + 18, total 30
Rolled 1d20+13 : 10 + 13, total 23


the robots
Rolled 1d20+11 : 9 + 11, total 20
 
Rolled 1d20+11 : 3 + 11, total 14
 
Rolled 1d20+11 : 14 + 11, total 25
 
Rolled 1d20+11 : 6 + 11, total 17


and the giant skelly
Rolled 1d20+13 : 10 + 13, total 23
Rolled 1d20+8 : 5 + 8, total 13

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only the merc captain hits
Rolled 1d8+8 : 3 + 8, total 11

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the tree howls in pain, lashing out twice at the captain and once at robot 2

Rolled 1d20+24 : 17 + 24, total 41
 
Rolled 1d20+24 : 11 + 24, total 35
 
Rolled 1d20+24 : 7 + 24, total 31


damage

Rolled 2d8+14 : 7, 6 + 14, total 27
Rolled 2d8+14 : 7, 8 + 14, total 29
Rolled 2d8+14 : 2, 1 + 14, total 17

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Round 9  fighto!
29: Ruby Skelly, Emerald Skelly
27: Solo (cd 5 rounds), Vladeshi (cd 5 rounds)
23: Ketaro (down 31 hp, cd 5 rounds)
18: Oslecamo (cd 5 rounds)
17: Sapphire Skelly
16: Robby (Fear 5 rounds)
15: Giant Skelly Minion
14: Risada (cd 5 rounds)
13: Robot 2 (down 12 hp)
9: Twist (down 190 hp)

the merc captain is torn apart

skellies do their best
Rolled 1d20+6 : 9 + 6, total 15
Rolled 1d20+6 : 3 + 6, total 9
Rolled 1d20+6 : 17 + 6, total 23


as does the robot
Rolled 1d20+11 : 1 + 11, total 12
 
Rolled 1d20+11 : 13 + 11, total 24

 
as does the giant skelly
Rolled 1d20+13 : 3 + 13, total 16
Rolled 1d20+8 : 12 + 8, total 20

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they all miss and the tree focuses on robot 2

Rolled 1d20+24 : 7 + 24, total 31
 
Rolled 1d20+24 : 11 + 24, total 35
 
Rolled 1d20+24 : 1 + 24, total 25


Rolled 2d8+14 : 5, 2 + 14, total 21
 
Rolled 2d8+14 : 8, 3 + 14, total 25
 
Rolled 2d8+14 : 6, 8 + 14, total 28

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Round 9  fighto!
29: Ruby Skelly, Emerald Skelly
27: Solo (cd 4 rounds), Vladeshi (cd 4 rounds)
23: Ketaro (down 31 hp, cd 4 rounds)
18: Oslecamo (cd 4 rounds)
17: Sapphire Skelly
16: Robby (Fear 4 rounds)
15: Giant Skelly Minion
14: Risada (cd 4 rounds)
13: Robot 2 (down 81 hp)
9: Twist (down 190 hp)

robot two is down but not out

skellies
Rolled 1d20+6 : 7 + 6, total 13
 
Rolled 1d20+6 : 3 + 6, total 9
 
Rolled 1d20+6 : 16 + 6, total 22


robot
Rolled 1d20+11 : 14 + 11, total 25
Rolled 1d20+11 : 8 + 11, total 19


giant skelly
Rolled 1d20+13 : 8 + 13, total 21
 
Rolled 1d20+8 : 15 + 8, total 23

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they all miss and the tree basically obliterates robot 2

Rolled 1d20+24 : 13 + 24, total 37

Rolled 1d20+24 : 9 + 24, total 33

Rolled 1d20+24 : 17 + 24, total 41


Rolled 2d8+14 : 7, 7 + 14, total 28
Rolled 2d8+14 : 2, 4 + 14, total 20
Rolled 2d8+14 : 4, 8 + 14, total 26

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Round 11  fighto!
29: Ruby Skelly, Emerald Skelly
27: Solo (cd 3 rounds), Vladeshi (cd 3 rounds)
23: Ketaro (down 31 hp, cd 3 rounds)
18: Oslecamo (cd 3 rounds)
17: Sapphire Skelly
16: Robby (Fear 3 rounds)
15: Giant Skelly Minion
14: Risada (cd 3 rounds)
9: Twist (down 190 hp)

skellies again
Rolled 1d20+6 : 12 + 6, total 18
 
skellies again
Rolled 1d20+6 : 20 + 6, total 26
 
skellies again
Rolled 1d20+6 : 8 + 6, total 14


giant skelly
Rolled 1d20+13 : 8 + 13, total 21
 
Rolled 1d20+8 : 19 + 8, total 27

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damage s
Rolled 1d6+2 : 1 + 2, total 3
 
Rolled 2d8+8 : 8, 4 + 8, total 20

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The tree screams horribly as it dies, spraying all of you with gallons of black bile.  You are now free of it's curse, as is Mustave free of it's spell, standing amidst a mountain of carnage.

And you still have no idea where the hell your employer went...

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The tree screams horribly as it dies, spraying all of you with gallons of black bile.
 
Not me. Ha!


You are now free of it's curse, as is Mustave free of it's spell, standing amidst a mountain of carnage.
Is Mustave conscious of which way he ran? Does he recognize this place?
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"What in the nine hells was that?" Wellesley shudders as he cleans himself with Prestidigitation.
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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The tree screams horribly as it dies, spraying all of you with gallons of black bile.
 
Not me. Ha!


You are now free of it's curse, as is Mustave free of it's spell, standing amidst a mountain of carnage.
Is Mustave conscious of which way he ran? Does he recognize this place?

Yeah you're back down the hill

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*sigh*

Mustave starts running back to the group.
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"...Sorry, did something happen?"

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"What the hell? What's this black stuff ?"

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Wellesley will clean anyone who asks for it after he is done cleaning himself. Assume you are all cleaned over the course of the next few minutes if you have no objections.
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Y'all recall at this moment there are still 2 guards back on a boat full of slaves, along with a drunk satyr and his hounds, plus the missing employer.

Plus there are lootable bodies and such if you're into that.