Author Topic: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...  (Read 33449 times)

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"It is my current estimation that we can get close to them and convince them that we need help because the prisoners revolted below decks, and we need assistance subduing them."

"Sounds like a good plan. Do you want to do the talking or do you want me to?"
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"I would prefer to do the talking, but feel free to assist. If only with pained grunting to indicate that you have been injured by the revolting slaves."
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Your outward journey is uneventful.  As you pull up alongside you are asked "How many filthy buggers you got left?"

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"Too many!"
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"Pull up closer and we'll lower ladders so you can send the poor bastards up,"


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Ladders are lowered. Who or what is going up first?

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Wellesley will!
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Mustave asks quietly from below deck: "What's going on up there?"
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As Mustave goes unheard, the former slaves begin climbing.  Right up until a guard says "Hey wtf, these guys have weapons and shit.  We're being boarded!"


"slave": Fuck it, we've been made!"


And the rush to battle begins!

Nishutive plz

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ooc: Does Wellesley still have that aura going that gives the initiative boost?
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"Fuck... a duck."

Rolled 1d20+4 : 18 + 4, total 22
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Init check 1d20-1 : 17 - 1, total 16

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ooc: Does Wellesley still have that aura going that gives the initiative boost?

Yes! +5 to Initiative!

Rolled 1d20+8 : 18 + 8, total 26
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Not sure if I get that below deck, or not.
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As long as you can hear me. And as loud as Wellesley is, you can definitely hear him.
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Rolled 1d20+7 : 4 + 7, total 11

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Round 1  Fighto!
31 Ruby skelly
28 Sapphire skelly
26 Solo
22 Robby
21 Vladeshi, angry former slaves
19 Emerald Skelly
16 Risada
15 bad guys, giant skelly
12 Morte
7 Ketaro
« Last Edit: May 05, 2016, 05:35:45 PM by bhu »

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Rolled 1d20+16 : 5 + 16, total 21
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Can you describe our locations, and if the are any open flames nearby?
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Morte and her skeletons jump out of their hiding spots, all grinning and weapons ready for battle!

Showtime! Crump those slavers, girlz!

Morte Initiative
Rolled 1d20+8 : 4 + 8, total 12


Saphire Skull Initiative
Rolled 1d20+12 : 16 + 12, total 28


Ruby Skull Initiative
Rolled 1d20+12 : 19 + 12, total 31


Emerald Skull Initiative
Rolled 1d20+12 : 7 + 12, total 19


Big Bones Initiative
Rolled 1d20+9 : 6 + 9, total 15


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