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"I suggest we disguise outserlves as guards, and deliver the slaves to the frigate using some excuse or the other. Then we take the thing over. It's the oldest trick in the book."
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"It's probably our best bet of getting on board the ship without getting killed. Bonus points if we can get the slaves to fight with us."
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Shak'ri waves her tail about in an obvious manner. "Well....I'm pretty sure I can't disguise not having legs."

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"You could take another role, like mercenary working with the guards or something."

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"Or you could just be below decks with the slaves. Either way, I tend to be good at convincing people of things so it sounds like a good idea."
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"I didn't know the two boats we're taking over are that big. I need to learn more about boats..."
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"Or you could just be below decks with the slaves. Either way, I tend to be good at convincing people of things so it sounds like a good idea."
"Sounds like a plan to me."
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You guys stealthing up to the beach?  The ghost is moving on invisibly to free the slaves and chat them up.

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Yes, but I think some of us are pilfering disguises from guards if we can find them. Can we find these before the beach, and are there any in small sizes?
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None in small or non-humanoid.  Those members of the party might wanna stay below decks til it's boarding time.

Theres 4 mercs that came with you if you wanna squeegee them out of their uniforms.

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None in small or non-humanoid.  Those members of the party might wanna stay below decks til it's boarding time.
Mustave will wait below deck and defer to someone above deck.

"I'll wait below deck. So, who wants to take point on this? Pat, Wesley, Morte: is anyone really good at talking and lying to people? I'm decent at the whole lying thing, but I don't look like a guard."


Theres 4 mercs that came with you if you wanna squeegee them out of their uniforms.
That works.
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Who all is wearing uniforms?  We'll say you make it down the hill without problems (FUCK YOU MURDEROUS DC 10 HILL!).

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Wellesley will Prestidigitate the uniforms and select one for himself.
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"Guess I'll have to be hanging down under."

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Pat will check if any of the uniforms fit him.
"So did we learn any of these guys names?"
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ooc: there is a reason why they were listed as merc 1 etc on the initiative chart  :tongue

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ooc: there is a reason why they were listed as merc 1 etc on the initiative chart  :tongue

ooc: It is useful for lying if you know who you or the other people with you are supposed to be.
And I will take that as a no.
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Solo, Vlad and a group of former slaves dressed as guards man the boats as you set sail.  Does you has plan?

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"It is my current estimation that we can get close to them and convince them that we need help because the prisoners revolted below decks, and we need assistance subduing them."
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