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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #100 on: March 24, 2012, 02:18:03 PM »
PrC's cost 400 wizard points
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #101 on: March 24, 2012, 02:20:40 PM »
PrC's cost 400 wizard points

Funny, but I'd wait until we find out, officially, what that is talking about.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #102 on: May 21, 2012, 05:47:24 AM »
"It's from the D&D Wiki."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #103 on: May 28, 2012, 06:14:25 AM »
"I enforce multiclassing penalties."

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"Random encounter!  Rolled the Tarrasque."  <-- This one happened to me when the party was level 7. 
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #104 on: June 25, 2012, 06:11:43 AM »
Everyone, roll vs. Death effect.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2012, 06:15:58 AM »
"Random encounter!  Rolled the Tarrasque."  <-- This one happened to me when the party was level 7.

Oh, you guys were probably fine.  Did you have a Druid or a Totemist?  Wild Empathy all the way!
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2012, 06:20:39 AM »
Or fly and pelt it from safe distance...

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #107 on: June 26, 2012, 06:31:28 PM »
"Fuck it.  I'm gettin' nekkid."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #108 on: June 26, 2012, 06:38:38 PM »
"Fuck it.  I'm gettin' nekkid."

This could be good or bad, depending on the DM.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #109 on: June 26, 2012, 06:46:14 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #110 on: June 26, 2012, 06:48:01 PM »
"I was reading GNS theory..."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #111 on: June 27, 2012, 01:45:36 AM »
"Campaign cessation for Fantasy Football..."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #112 on: June 27, 2012, 01:46:43 PM »
"Random encounter!  Rolled the Tarrasque."  <-- This one happened to me when the party was level 7.

Oh, you guys were probably fine.  Did you have a Druid or a Totemist?  Wild Empathy all the way!

Nope.  We had a Cleric.  Everybody else was a non caster.  We hid. 

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #113 on: June 27, 2012, 03:35:20 PM »
" we normally don`t use dices" (6 words but w/e...)
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2012, 01:37:53 PM »
"I was reading GNS theory..."
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" we normally don`t use dices" (6 words but w/e...)
Looks like five to me.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2012, 02:48:11 PM »
don`t = do not
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2012, 03:01:35 PM »
Pshh, half of mine are 6 words.  Unless you don't count things like "the" or "of" as real words.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #117 on: August 07, 2012, 02:34:27 PM »
"I was reading BOEF  today and..."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #118 on: August 07, 2012, 06:53:51 PM »
"PCs must all be catgirls."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #119 on: August 09, 2012, 03:34:14 PM »
"I've got some new ideas..."

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