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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #300 on: December 18, 2014, 11:37:14 PM »
"You'll all use these dice"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #301 on: December 23, 2014, 09:35:58 AM »
"Oops... I rolled that wrong"

"Hang on, I'm fixing something"

"This attack bypasses all immunities"

"Wait!? Did you touch that?"

"Roll a d4" - (the DM recently trapped all the doors to cut our fingers off)

"Are you sure about that?"

"I'm going to allow this" - (usually these 5 words results in some brilliant plan going horribly horribly wrong...)

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #302 on: December 23, 2014, 01:14:14 PM »
"Help me undo my bra."
Consequently, those are one of the best 5-words you could hope to hear as well.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #303 on: December 23, 2014, 01:15:56 PM »
Depends on the GM.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #304 on: December 23, 2014, 06:35:38 PM »
"Daily fatal GM since release"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #305 on: December 23, 2014, 06:45:49 PM »
"Ignore the Ebola Quarantine Guys."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #306 on: December 28, 2014, 06:24:21 PM »
"Paladin, roll for anal circumference."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #307 on: January 16, 2015, 10:42:43 PM »
"Cthulhu breaks through the wall!"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #308 on: January 17, 2015, 02:10:01 AM »
Mom, family orgy is tomorrow.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #309 on: January 19, 2015, 12:28:51 AM »
Reminder: Sticky side against panties.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #310 on: February 15, 2015, 02:00:08 PM »
"It was all a dream."
Hmm.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #311 on: March 03, 2015, 04:06:37 PM »
LOLOLOL there were some funny ones, and some not funny ones. There are some that are just jokes, and some that i just didn't understand. But here are some of my favorites that i have actually heard before.


"Your character wouldn't do that"    . . . . . wtf?
"Randomly roll your character's class." .. . . . .(not everybody plays every class well)
"Alignment's determined by a d20." . . . . . . . . .. . (now there's a recipe for unhappy players)

But one of my favorites that i have heard before, and I'm sure some of you have also. . . . . .

I'm bored, let's start anew.  (a new campaign) (right in the middle and for no reason)

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #312 on: March 03, 2015, 04:26:37 PM »
TOTALLY OF TOPIC: I just overheard two of my child's teachers criticizing the educational system. One of them first used the word "climatized" to describe how the system is becoming modern (facepalm), and then had to look up the word "secular".

Jeez. These people are supposed to be above average intelligence.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #313 on: March 15, 2015, 07:31:13 PM »
"Coke fueled rage bear"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #314 on: March 15, 2015, 07:41:02 PM »
No, I am your father.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #315 on: March 22, 2015, 02:58:14 AM »
"We're doing a no-magic campaign."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #316 on: March 23, 2015, 01:56:44 AM »
"Don't go down the well".

Of course they will, if you say that to them...

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #317 on: March 26, 2015, 03:53:49 AM »
"Cthulhu's penis has ambushed you."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #318 on: March 31, 2015, 11:00:25 PM »
"You find five ethereal felchers."

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"You mean filchers?"

"No. Felchers. That's just what they look like."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #319 on: April 01, 2015, 09:47:12 PM »
"You find five ethereal felchers."

You win.
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