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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #380 on: November 02, 2015, 11:08:47 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #381 on: November 13, 2015, 05:39:24 PM »
3d6, in order, no rerolls.

AAAAHHHH I've actually done that.  We were all goblins.  Much dying was had.

That sounds really fun, actually. Make em choose class before the rolls? :-p
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #382 on: November 13, 2015, 06:58:34 PM »
It was actually really fun.  Thankfully we chose classes after rolls, but no casters were allowed.  My only positive ability score was charisma, so I convinced him to let me play a Bard1/MarshalX with no spells.  I had 4 str and 5 con.  We did lots of running away, in true goblin fashion.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #383 on: November 15, 2015, 01:51:20 AM »
It was actually really fun.  Thankfully we chose classes after rolls, but no casters were allowed.  My only positive ability score was charisma, so I convinced him to let me play a Bard1/MarshalX with no spells.  I had 4 str and 5 con.  We did lots of running away, in true goblin fashion.

Pleasee tell me one of your party members named their goblin Robin, and (even if none of them did name themselves Robin) you proudly sang "Brave brave Sir Robin, He bravely ran away!"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #384 on: November 25, 2015, 11:12:01 PM »
It was actually really fun.  Thankfully we chose classes after rolls, but no casters were allowed.  My only positive ability score was charisma, so I convinced him to let me play a Bard1/MarshalX with no spells.  I had 4 str and 5 con.  We did lots of running away, in true goblin fashion.

Pleasee tell me one of your party members named their goblin Robin, and (even if none of them did name themselves Robin) you proudly sang "Brave brave Sir Robin, He bravely ran away!"

"You're mashed into a pulp"
"Your eyes are gouged out"
"and your elbows are broken"
"You have your kneecaps split"
"and your body burned away."
"Your limbs hacked and mangled."
"and your head's smashed in"
"and your heart's cut out"
"and your liver is removed"
"and your bowels are unplugged"
"and your nostrils get raped"
"and your bottom's burned off"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #385 on: November 30, 2015, 11:01:57 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #386 on: September 02, 2017, 12:02:24 AM »
"Clerics should only be healing."
"Power Attack is too powerful."
"Wizards are like weaker sorcerers."
"All bards just suck, period."

"Roll for nostril circumference... twice."

"everyone, calculate hair growth modifiers"
"everyone, remove one shoe durability"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #387 on: November 09, 2017, 12:26:17 AM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #388 on: November 11, 2017, 07:13:14 AM »
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