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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2012, 07:00:33 PM »
"Tonight: we plan Bella's wedding"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2012, 07:19:35 PM »
"Who likes Tomb of Horrors?"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2012, 07:27:41 PM »
"Tonight: we plan Bella's wedding"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2012, 08:46:34 PM »
"I don't use social Skills."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2012, 06:43:14 AM »
"Better start rolling new characters."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2012, 07:14:44 AM »
"It increases realism for fighters."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2012, 07:24:07 AM »
"You get minimum hit points."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2012, 10:30:24 AM »
"Blasting spells are overpowered"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #48 on: February 27, 2012, 10:58:37 AM »
"Disobeying evil rules? Chaotic. Fall."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #49 on: February 27, 2012, 11:51:08 AM »
"We're calling Drow 'Darkie Elves'."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #50 on: February 27, 2012, 11:57:23 AM »
"PC: the other white meat."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #51 on: February 27, 2012, 02:43:38 PM »
"Elves are better than you."

"I want a realistic game."

"Alignment's determined by a d20."

"Roll to save versus orgasm."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #52 on: February 27, 2012, 07:52:51 PM »
"I finally killed mom today."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #53 on: February 27, 2012, 09:38:19 PM »

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #54 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:39 PM »
"Don't worry I'll just improvise."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #55 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:40 PM »
"No, that is too anime."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #56 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:46 PM »
"I'm pregnant with Steve's your baby."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #57 on: February 29, 2012, 09:18:31 PM »
"I was diagnosed bipolar today."

Alternate two word variant:

"FUCK medication!"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #58 on: February 29, 2012, 09:20:08 PM »
"Porno in character, starring Evard"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #59 on: February 29, 2012, 10:39:03 PM »
"Porno in character, starring Evard"
"Evard and Bigby did that"
Everything is edible. Just that there are things only edible once per lifetime.
It's a god-eat-god world.

Procrastination is the thief of time; Year after year it steals, till all are fled,
And to the mercies of a moment leaves; The vast concerns of an eternal scene.