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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #160 on: May 31, 2012, 08:47:58 PM »
Briefly distracted from all the sob stories Cusic gets up to deal with the hippo... "Bad Hippo, Outside!" Pointing to the door. "I wonder if I should give you a name... Hippo is a good name but maybe I could call you something else...." She seems to have totally lost her original train of thought and goes to sit down somewhere.

There's a bunch of screaming outside and the tubby minion leads in back in

"What fool let the hippo out the loonies are still lurking about out there?"

the hippo looks a lil spooked and quickly hides behind cusic

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #161 on: May 31, 2012, 08:48:31 PM »
Ceushareth: The secretary has finished reviews of both potential applicants and employers and can give you a review now if you wish.
Sounds good.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #162 on: May 31, 2012, 09:06:57 PM »
"Aww poor hippo..." Cuddles incoming

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #163 on: May 31, 2012, 09:38:52 PM »
"Aww poor hippo..." Cuddles incoming

The short minion says "Guess I'm on hippo patrol" and reloads his crossbow, and sits next to the hippo facing the door.  You think his name is Ted.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #164 on: June 03, 2012, 12:36:34 AM »
repeating from page 8

Jojo and Co: It is now lunch and Zach's party has not returned.

Sir Shadow: Your new workmates are asking if you'd like a massage with your dusty scrolls.

Zach and Co: Kintals new friend is spending her time between hugging him and desperately clinging to her grateful mother who is stammering out what you believe is something to the effect of "We're uh...very poor" which you can tell from viewing her house and take to really mean "I have no way of paying you for this".

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #165 on: June 03, 2012, 04:44:09 AM »
"I think just letting some of your freinds or other family knowing that we are available to help will be enough, also pointing us towards the zombies that did this to you" Joseph says

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #166 on: June 03, 2012, 05:07:32 AM »
"I agree with Joseph. Keep an eye out, contact us when there are issues of this nature, and tell us what you can about the zombies. We are honored to help those who need it."

Zach speaks slowly, reassuringly, and gently to the woman, all while bowing his head. "If you're well, then we should go prepare to remove this threat. I think we should regroup with the guild before setting up a ambush..."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #167 on: June 03, 2012, 01:22:38 PM »
"They mentioned they'd be back for me tonight after I'd become more agreeable.  Whatever that means."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #168 on: June 03, 2012, 01:28:31 PM »
"Well crap, that really doesn't sound good. What are we going to do?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #169 on: June 03, 2012, 01:31:19 PM »
the lil girl squishes you "You can stay here wif us and bite their ankles when they come back at dark."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #170 on: June 03, 2012, 01:50:21 PM »
Kintal oofs when he is squished.  "I can do more than that," he says with a chuckle.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #171 on: June 03, 2012, 02:08:10 PM »
"Indeed, we will make sure to give them a piece of our minds about this situation!" Bigsley's arm-blade slides out, though this time it seems intentional.

"Zachary, do you think you can get to the guildhouse and return with additional support in enough time? If need-be, I will stay here to help protect the young child and mother and until backup arrives."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #172 on: June 03, 2012, 04:06:17 PM »
 a side note you have  roughly 8 hours till dark

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #173 on: June 03, 2012, 05:08:08 PM »
"If I run, then I should have plenty of time before darkness falls. And I do think the guild would love to get their share of violence against these creatures. Actually, the girl and her mother might be safer at the guildhouse too. No telling how many there might be, or what they might do.

That being said, I'll escort the ladies and bring back more fighters. Could you all do me a favor? Travel in small groups, for safety, and check any of the surrounding houses. Make sure there aren't others suffering that didn't have someone to alert a guild."
« Last Edit: June 03, 2012, 05:46:16 PM by Flay Crimsonwind »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #174 on: June 03, 2012, 08:39:33 PM »
Jojo and Co: It is now lunch and Zach's party has not returned.
"So, guys. How long were they supposed to be out killing zombies? Are they supposed to take this long."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #175 on: June 03, 2012, 10:30:39 PM »
"I dunno, maybe I should have gone with them..." Cusic is also trying to locate some food... hopefully meaty and raw.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #176 on: June 04, 2012, 12:57:24 AM »
"I dunno, maybe I should have gone with them..." Cusic is also trying to locate some food... hopefully meaty and raw.

strangely it is as if the chickens have sensed your thoughts and are nowhere to be seen...

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #177 on: June 04, 2012, 06:24:19 AM »
"Maybe we should check on them, soon."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #178 on: June 04, 2012, 06:11:20 PM »
With the above established, Zach will waste no time in booking it back to the guild house.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #179 on: June 04, 2012, 08:29:51 PM »
an out of breath Zach arrives to find a remarkably chicken free establishment and Ted guarding the hippo