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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2012, 11:07:56 AM »
"I believe the ghosts are a reason of some of the protesters outside. I haven't seen any, myself. Also, there are a number of people hoping we reopen the brothel, and a fairly equal number who want us all to burn in a terrible fiery destruction taking down the guildhall with us. That's really only the tip of the iceberg of people who have complaints about us, but honestly, why can people not understand the concept of change? Look at me, I changed from a human wizard into a big metal force of destruction."
"So it's basically business as usual. We're trying to drive off the crazies who hate us, who last I saw were fairly abundant and self-righteous albeit willing to talk. I'm a bit confused as to what our ideas are for whether or not it's reopening as a brothel. That was a long night last night...

In any case, that's the news, and you would of course be welcome there any day or night, open hours dependent. You can expect your potential mate hopefully within the next day or so."


"Excellent.  Shall I be meeting you or are you coming here?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2012, 11:08:59 AM »
"Hi my name is Ralph and I think my wife is having an affair.  I'd like you to find out for sure."
Shouldn't be too hard, thought it might take a while. What info can you give us about her?

"Tons but I'm not doin' it out in the street where everyone can here."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2012, 11:30:54 AM »
Kintal watches all of the people outside of the Guild hall, bored.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2012, 10:15:49 PM »
"Tons but I'm not doin' it out in the street where everyone can here."
Just think it at me. You'll notice my mouth hasn't been moving.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2012, 10:36:53 PM »
Kintal watches all of the people outside of the Guild hall, bored.

"OMFG KITTY!!!!"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2012, 10:40:13 PM »
"Tons but I'm not doin' it out in the street where everyone can here."
Just think it at me. You'll notice my mouth hasn't been moving.


You get a confused babble.  Shreds of conversations between the two of them, the impressions she disappears lots and doesn't have marital relations with him anymore, her habit of publicly humiliating him.  He's new at this.  He's also damned unhappy.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2012, 11:01:40 PM »
"From my understanding, we will come to you. If that changes, we will recontact and escort you to the meeting location, if that is not inconvenient for you."
I'm here and ready to keep confusing the hell out of everyone I meet.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #87 on: May 16, 2012, 11:05:13 PM »
You get a confused babble.  Shreds of conversations between the two of them, the impressions she disappears lots and doesn't have marital relations with him anymore, her habit of publicly humiliating him.  He's new at this.  He's also damned unhappy.
I mean things to help identify her, so we can be sure it's her a not someone else we're investigating.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2012, 11:07:29 PM »
"From my understanding, we will come to you. If that changes, we will recontact and escort you to the meeting location, if that is not inconvenient for you."

"Works for me."

she stands and unexpectedly embraces you

"Thank you very much for this."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2012, 11:08:15 PM »
You get a confused babble.  Shreds of conversations between the two of them, the impressions she disappears lots and doesn't have marital relations with him anymore, her habit of publicly humiliating him.  He's new at this.  He's also damned unhappy.
I mean things to help identify her, so we can be sure it's her a not someone else we're investigating.

"I'm a merchant.  Drop by my shop around the lunch hour we'll both be there."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2012, 02:16:52 AM »
For a moment, Zach looks confused. Then, awkwardly, his arms come up to hug her back. "No need. You came to us for help. I just hope we have managed to help you." Zach says this seriously, moreso than his usual formality. His face communicates that he doesn't really know what to do.
I'm here and ready to keep confusing the hell out of everyone I meet.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2012, 10:09:32 AM »

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #92 on: May 17, 2012, 01:40:05 PM »
For a moment, Zach looks confused. Then, awkwardly, his arms come up to hug her back. "No need. You came to us for help. I just hope we have managed to help you." Zach says this seriously, moreso than his usual formality. His face communicates that he doesn't really know what to do.

"You're escorted out, and Clarice and her guard seem much more cheerful.

You are too until you get home and see whats left of the crowd of nutjobs standing in front of the place.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #93 on: May 17, 2012, 01:41:03 PM »

"GAH!"

"Does kitty like fishies?  I has salmons at home!! Whos a gud liddle kitty!  Whos a gud liddle kitty?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #94 on: May 17, 2012, 02:17:12 PM »
"I'm not going home with you, I'm part of this guild you know."


 
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #95 on: May 17, 2012, 03:21:00 PM »
"I'm not going home with you, I'm part of this guild you know."

"OMG you're a magical talkin' kitty!  I've heard about your kind! You're 'sposed to be good luck!  If I give you a nice roast salmons can you help cure my sick mom?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #96 on: May 17, 2012, 03:46:06 PM »
"Nope, I'm a fighting kitty.  If you want healing you'd have to ask the guild members over there."  He motions towards the others that are doing the interviewing.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2012, 06:07:13 PM »
"But I has no monies and mom was bitten by the zombies..."  :(

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #98 on: May 17, 2012, 07:26:12 PM »
"What the hell's going on here?" Teo is somewhat bemused at the hubbub around the guildhouse.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #99 on: May 17, 2012, 11:03:07 PM »
"oh the usual complete and utter chao, must feel homey for you." Joseph says