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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #100 on: September 25, 2012, 10:09:06 AM »
Kintal titters.  "Nobody fucks with us and gets away with it."

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« Reply #101 on: September 25, 2012, 07:25:13 PM »
"Can uh...can you make him hold still for a minute just out of curiosity?"
And so much more. That said, I'm more interested in what he knows.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #102 on: September 26, 2012, 12:23:57 AM »
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #103 on: September 26, 2012, 01:33:45 AM »
"WE WILL BURN CREATION!!  WE WILL DESTROY THE LIVING FILTH WHO INFEST IT AND AS ALL BECOME DEAD THEY SHALL WORSHIP THE GLORIOUS NATASHA!  WE WILL DESTROY TEH UNDEAD WHO HAVE ILLEGALLY ESCAPED THE AFTERLIFE!!"

"Can I  teabag him?"

"FOOLISH MORTALS YOU HAVE DOOMED YOURSELVES!  WE WILL NEVER LET YOU REST!! WHEREVER YOU GO WE SHALL FIND YOU!!  EVEN NOW REINFRCEMENTS ARE COMING THIS WAY!"

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« Reply #104 on: September 26, 2012, 02:48:11 AM »
"We should go now... Quickly." Zach heads to the sewer grate. "I'll enter first, two follow, then zombies, then the rest. Zombies will lead us. Agreed?"
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« Reply #105 on: September 26, 2012, 07:41:59 AM »
"Sure."

Mustave gets ready to head down with Zach, before the zombies.
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« Reply #106 on: September 26, 2012, 11:58:44 AM »
"I still say we should teabag him.  You might wanna cover up the stuff you took from him it's a death sentence down there if you get caght with it."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #107 on: September 26, 2012, 07:13:29 PM »
Bitter, I doubt your flight will be of much use in the sewers. Please take this stuff back to base, and join up with the other people guarding the base.

The Drow will be coming with us. I'm sure the zombies will be happy to know he has been robbed blind and bent to my will. And if his reinforcements do show up, we have a hostage. That said, let's be gone when they arrive.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #108 on: September 26, 2012, 08:50:15 PM »
"Um...actually um...he's a servant of a Gawd.  What he sees they can possibly see.  We've taken a great deal of trouble to hide our existence from Natasha, and if they learn you compromised that...well death is probably something you'd prefer to what they actually do.  Also you'd prolly have nightmares over what they did to him...permanent nightmares."

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« Reply #109 on: September 27, 2012, 01:09:14 AM »
In that case, our options are let him go free, kill hi... Wait, could you get the guy who makes people into zombies to go to somewhere we can take this guy, and them make him a zombie? Ironic punishment seems to be the style here.
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« Reply #110 on: September 27, 2012, 05:18:58 AM »
Bill looks a little uncomfortable I'm still not comfortable with raising undead, couldn't we figure out something else?
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« Reply #111 on: September 27, 2012, 04:51:22 PM »
In that case, our options are let him go free, kill hi... Wait, could you get the guy who makes people into zombies to go to somewhere we can take this guy, and them make him a zombie? Ironic punishment seems to be the style here.

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« Reply #112 on: September 27, 2012, 05:09:32 PM »
"What's the wait for?" Zach shouts up, frustrated by the lack of people beside himself and Mustave standing in a sewer.
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« Reply #113 on: September 28, 2012, 06:00:13 AM »
Oh, right. Bill says as if he just  his head out of the clouds. His feral form looks a bit confused when he can't seem to find a bill to scratch before he starts to walk to Mustave and Zach
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« Reply #114 on: September 28, 2012, 08:07:20 AM »
To the zombies: "Alright you two. Get your asses down here. I'm already sick of being here."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #115 on: September 28, 2012, 09:54:44 AM »
Kintal saunters towards the others.  "...how wet is it down there?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #116 on: September 28, 2012, 08:28:00 PM »
Bigsley snaps out of what seems like must have been quite a nice nap. "What now? We're going where?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #117 on: September 29, 2012, 01:53:00 AM »
"Can we punt the elf down the sewer hole?   :D

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #118 on: September 30, 2012, 12:06:02 AM »
Presuming no one wishes to stay behind one of the zombies sidles up to Zach as you walk through the nighted abyss


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« Reply #119 on: September 30, 2012, 08:25:57 PM »
"Someone leads, probably myself. Try and run, and you will be destroyed; you wont get past me, trust me. You may be free once we get to the city, and I assume the elf might be something you could brag about. You direct the safest way to the city." He looks back to the rest of the group, for input.
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