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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #100 on: December 06, 2012, 04:35:36 PM »
The mob rushes forward frothing until the half giantess kills 2 of them with a wide swing, crushing both their skulls.


"Leave the lil guy alone and go harass people who aren't professionals."


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« Reply #101 on: December 07, 2012, 12:11:13 AM »
"Ye gods, is Grizelda the gawd of not answering questions in a civil manner? Because then I could totally understand your disposition. Though, I can't see what that has to do with bothering a guild maintaining business in a prior whore-house."

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« Reply #102 on: December 07, 2012, 02:16:28 AM »
half giantess "She belongs to the Morality pantheon.  They generally have a stick up their ass about how people should behave, and believe everyone else should have a stick too.  Or else."

The mob seems pissed at her description but they are not approaching her.

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« Reply #103 on: December 07, 2012, 10:03:03 AM »
"Then why are they bugging us? We don't even sell sexual services. We're not like that animal brothel down the street!"

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« Reply #104 on: December 11, 2012, 01:40:30 AM »
"WHUT!?!

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« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2012, 09:04:23 AM »
"Yea, if you should be harassing anybody it's them."

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« Reply #106 on: December 11, 2012, 04:59:55 PM »
"Do you have an address so we can burn them to the ground after we kill you all."

he says this completely straight faced

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« Reply #107 on: December 12, 2012, 12:19:54 AM »
His eye twitches slightly, "Did you just threaten an adventurer's guild? You guys need to chill out." Bartholomeow flicks a handful of dust at the gathered mob and the simple gesture summons the fury of the arctic winds! The ground becomes icy and driving snow blinds the mob!

He turns to the new initiates and others within the guild. "Hit anyone that pops out of that mess upside the head. Try not to kill all of them. At the very least, now they can't burn the place down."

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« Reply #108 on: December 12, 2012, 12:43:06 AM »
half giantess: "Maybe you could take the little girl child somewhere she doesn't have to witness this."

You do suddenly recall the small shivering human hiding behind a forcefield of chickens, hippo, and pig.

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« Reply #109 on: December 12, 2012, 12:18:27 PM »
Why would he want to ta-- oh yea, that thing about innocence and young things people seem to go on and on about, "I'm not the greatest with children..." Bartholomeow walks over to girl and looks her over with a critical glare, but with his unfortunate curse of cuteness it looks a lot more like adorable inquisitive curiosity. "Um, let's take you into the dining hall where things should be relatively safer."

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« Reply #110 on: December 12, 2012, 02:52:44 PM »
The force field follows you.  She appears well guarded from other small animals.  There ar the sounds of spells being unleashed i nthe other room.

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« Reply #111 on: December 12, 2012, 02:57:36 PM »
Bartholomeow listens. Are the screams he's hearing those of the new guildies or the angry mob?

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« Reply #112 on: December 12, 2012, 02:58:23 PM »
They're male so your guessing the mob

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« Reply #113 on: December 12, 2012, 03:35:14 PM »
Right, so it doesn't seem like he's needed at the moment. "So... uh... little girl, what brings you to the guild?"

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« Reply #114 on: December 12, 2012, 07:59:52 PM »
"I asked for help wif my Moms.  The nice ladies are watching me while the Guild beats up the zombies."

one of the squirrels drops in

"Where the hell you guys been?  There's a brawl in the foyer and a Gawd in the basement."

"Skwirl!"  :D

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« Reply #115 on: December 12, 2012, 08:11:57 PM »
Bartholomeow eyes the squirrel, resisting the urge to pounce on it, "I'm aware of both situations actually... I suppose I should check on what's going on in the foyer." He looks at the animals and says in animal-talk "I'll be right back."

He heads out to peek and see what's going on in the foyer.

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« Reply #116 on: December 12, 2012, 10:02:00 PM »
From behind you hear "Are you a kitty?"

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« Reply #117 on: December 13, 2012, 07:31:57 AM »
He turns around, "Come again?'

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« Reply #118 on: December 13, 2012, 05:47:19 PM »
"You remind me of da kitties who hang around da alleys.  Dey talk like peoples too.  Look like dem sometimes. "

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« Reply #119 on: December 13, 2012, 06:45:02 PM »
"Cats that look like humans? Preposterous, but they say anything is possible." This girl was too smart for her own good, he'd have to watch what he said around her. He moves out into the foyer to take stock on the happenings.