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« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2012, 04:26:44 PM »
"So since her power is determined by how many people are dead in this Realm, if the souls of the dead were able to escape this Realm... hmm... It seems like the Jester could knock her down a peg or two any time he likes."

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« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2012, 12:53:08 AM »
"He can but he doesn't involve himself directly in our squabbles that we know of.  It's just 'poof' and you're a Gawd because there's an opening whether you're right for the job or not.  We're even allowed to openly war on one another though it's damn rare.  He has however, quite publicly obliterated serious attempts on his person.  It's why most schemes to depose him take the long view, and by long I mean centuries.  Everyone knows they need to accumulate power but no one knows how much.  So they do their best to become twice as powerful as the last fool who tried before they make their attempt.  It always ends horribly but at least everyone else has a new goalpost to shoot for."

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« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2012, 09:04:28 AM »
Bartholomeow crosses his arms and looks thoughtful, "Hmm... I see... And you... dated her?"

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« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2012, 02:24:56 PM »
"I was  young and impulsive.  We were married for a bit till I figured out she just wanted me on her side.  Plus she tends to relieve her frustrations through really aggressive sex."

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« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2012, 05:54:30 PM »
"... TMI, man! I take it the break-up wasn't completely mutual?"

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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2012, 12:55:17 AM »
"She's taken it personally yes."

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« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2012, 07:27:00 AM »
"And this is why you're hiding from her?"

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« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2012, 12:01:30 PM »
"No I'm hiding because the doomsday prophecy that damn fool at the Wizards school set into motion was a scheme I concocted to get revenge on her before deciding it would be better to let things go.  I thought I'd wiped out all those stones.  I'm just laying low a bit till I can fix things."

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« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2012, 12:07:54 PM »
"Ok, let me get this straight. All these problems we're having were caused by a revenge scheme you set into motion in order to get revenge on your ex-wife?" Bartholomeow crosses his arms and frown for a second before lighting with a sadistic smile.

"Brilliant! I say you don't stop there... how else can we screw with her?"

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« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2012, 01:58:32 PM »
"Making undead or resurrecting people is the easy way, but that gets you a visit."

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« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2012, 10:47:24 AM »
"Mmm... there's got to be a gawd of the undead, right? What's he or she like?"

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« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2012, 03:12:14 PM »
"Berg?  He's sort of quiet."

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« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2012, 08:01:32 PM »
"Quiet? Like 'creepy, assassin, stalker-in-the-night' quiet or 'short-bus, awkward mental deficiency' quiet?"

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« Reply #53 on: October 08, 2012, 10:49:17 PM »
"More like 'Ignore me I'm actually dead' quiet.  He doesn't have a great deal of worshipers except in select places, so he stays out of the way and plots from the shadows.  He's got nowhere near the power Natasha does."

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« Reply #54 on: October 08, 2012, 11:57:06 PM »
"Isn't there some kind of city of the undead or something somewhere? Don't they worship him?"

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« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2012, 02:15:57 AM »
"One segment of the Realm is mostly Undead.  Natasha leaves it alone because it would take too much of her focus to bring it down.  Everyone else plotting against her would take advantage.  One of the Nameless FOrests also has a curse on it that causes undeath, and there are scattered pockets of ghosts and such fighting for acceptance here and there."

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« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2012, 10:19:44 AM »
"Yea, I'd heard about that... but you'd think he'd have considerable power given the number of undead running around... or is he just not worshiped by very many?"

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« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2012, 03:06:36 PM »
"The number of Undead is still fairly small compared to the number of living.  And it's a lot smaller compared to the number of people dead.  Of all of us Natasha is the only one assured her power will always keep increasing."

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« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2012, 03:09:29 PM »
"So is there anything you can do other than avoid her?"

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« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2012, 08:05:10 PM »
"Wait for her to fuck up.  The man upstairs put her there to keep all of us busy.  As long as we're concentrating on fighting her, we won't be focusing on him, or so the theory goes.  And if she overextends and gets taken down he promotes someone new."