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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #80 on: November 13, 2012, 04:23:45 PM »
It would appear a small human girl is cowering in a corner being protected by a mass of chickens and the baby hippo, whilst your somewhat badly outnumbered new hires are arguing with a small mob of retards.  You have teh feeling should it escalate the retards will be on the losing end of several sharp pointy things.
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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #81 on: November 13, 2012, 07:40:23 PM »
Arcane energy sizzles around Bartholomeow as he stomps over to the two arguing groups with all the fury his adorable little self can muster, "... Just what is going on here!?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #82 on: November 13, 2012, 07:53:31 PM »
"BEHOLD A NEW INFIDEL!"

"It's a bunch of pissed of religious fanatics."

"WE WILL BURN THIS DEN OF INIQUITY!"

"We're trying to calm them down."

"RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Or would be if they weren't so immeasurably stupid..."

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« Reply #83 on: November 13, 2012, 10:30:07 PM »
Bartholomeow sighs and pinches his brow, "Look. Before you get to the burning, can you at least tell me what gawd you're supposedly representing?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2012, 01:55:30 AM »
"GRIZELDAAAAAA!!!"

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« Reply #85 on: November 14, 2012, 12:19:01 PM »
"Right. And what's she in charge of again?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #86 on: November 14, 2012, 01:27:37 PM »
a very offended ruffian stares at you in shock before stomping your way with a club

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« Reply #87 on: November 14, 2012, 10:35:56 PM »
The diminutive mage glares at the man as energy crackles around him, "My ex-undead friend might be a more forgiving of you religious types, but I guarantee that if you interrupt this otherwise civil conversation, I will show you just how uncivil I can be." He raises a single finger at the religious fanatic, trying to decide if he wanted to set his ray to stun or obliterate.

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #88 on: November 22, 2012, 01:07:44 PM »
Said fanatic rushes you with a torch.

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #89 on: November 24, 2012, 07:59:27 PM »
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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #90 on: November 25, 2012, 04:38:17 PM »
Sir Shadow 17

Dam Fool 13

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #91 on: December 04, 2012, 10:36:33 PM »
Bartholomeow smirks and turns himself invisible while moving out of the way.

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« Reply #92 on: December 05, 2012, 12:11:22 AM »
The dam fool begins flailing with his torch like a madman

"Well if  I can't burn you I can burn this place!"

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« Reply #93 on: December 05, 2012, 01:06:49 AM »
Bartholomeow invisibly channels the power of the arctic wind to his fingers as he attempts to touch the man!

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« Reply #94 on: December 05, 2012, 01:49:22 AM »
He coughs, goes limp, and falls to the ground.


For added insult the torch falls on him.

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« Reply #95 on: December 05, 2012, 08:41:55 AM »
With a sigh, Bartholomeow picks up the torch, stamps out the fire with his foot, and hands it to one of the guild rookies. "Now, as I was saying. Surely we can come to some agreement? This place is a Guildhall not a Brothel!"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #96 on: December 05, 2012, 02:36:40 PM »
"OMG THEY KILLED FRITZ!"

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« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2012, 11:20:54 PM »
Bartholomeow facepalms and sighs, "What kind of priests are you? Can't you tell a living body from a corpse!?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #98 on: December 06, 2012, 02:12:14 AM »
"AIN'T NO PRIESTS BOY WE'RE A MOB."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #99 on: December 06, 2012, 07:36:29 AM »
"So you aren't part of Grizelda's church?"