Author Topic: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day  (Read 222482 times)

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Bigsley opens up his chestplate, revealing the empty space inside.

"I assure you, that would be quite impossible. If I am to believe what I was told, this proposed mate must possess a pulse. I have not had one of those for a little while, now."

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Cusic waves at the catgirl and completely blanks the rest of the crowd.

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Bigsley opens up his chestplate, revealing the empty space inside.

"I assure you, that would be quite impossible. If I am to believe what I was told, this proposed mate must possess a pulse. I have not had one of those for a little while, now."

"There's potions for that..."

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Cusic waves at the catgirl and completely blanks the rest of the crowd.

"You fuckin' deaf?  Where's the owner?"

"I has noms!"

"Maybe you'd like help with crowd control?"

"You look hot, are you an experienced bath toweler?"

"FREE HIPPOS NOW!!"


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"You fuckin' deaf?  Where's the owner?"
I'm sorry, but you seem to have our establishment mistaken for another type of business. As such, there is no owner of a shithole brothel here. Unless your here expecting to sabotage the competition.

"Maybe you'd like help with crowd control?"
I think I can handle that, be we are always looking for new recruits, especially if you think your capable of it.

"You look hot, are you an experienced bath toweler?"
I'd advise you to back off, while you yet live.

"FREE HIPPOS NOW!!"
No, we aren't running a give away right now. you seem upset, is there something you'd like to talk about?

"I has noms!"
So you do. And what brings you here today?
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"We need a big sign, Advertising we are an Adventuers Guild, with maybe some text under neath saying not a brothel" Joseph says a loud to  no one inparticular

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"Don't bullshit me everyone knows what this place is.  You ain't foolin' us."

"I has an appointments?"

"I'll uh...I'll just hang out till you deal with the mob..."

"THAT'S FUCKIN' RACIST!!!"

"Hey relax buddy.  I ain't gay I was talkin' to the kitty girl."

"We know you're keeping a poor defenseless animal captive!! Release him now or there will be vengeance!"

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Cusic disappears inside and returns with the hippo in her arms. "Its so Squidgy and fun."

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"Using animals for sexual purposes is against the law."

"OMG IT'S SO SNUGGLY I COULD DIE!:

"Nice mascot."

"Oh man you people are freaks...I'm outta here."

"ANIMALS ARE NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL FUN!"

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"OMG IT'S SO SNUGGLY I COULD DIE!:

"Nice mascot."
Okay, could you please come inside? (only to those two)

"Using animals for sexual purposes is against the law."

"ANIMALS ARE NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL FUN!"
Please either leave or form a neat line so as to present your grievances one by one.
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Bill comes out to join the others at the door and sighs before he start to speak. We never get a quiet moment, do we? What is all the commotion about this time and do you need a hand?
I'm what's staring back from the abyss.
How come you guys never wave?

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They actually form a line.  First up is the Orc.

"I still say it's racist calling us a mob.  Racist squirrel employin' motherfuckers...now where was i...oh yes.  I'm here to ensure you're Guild doesn't discriminate against people of uncommon race."

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Bill comes out to join the others at the door and sighs before he start to speak. We never get a quiet moment, do we? What is all the commotion about this time and do you need a hand?

"Oh hai! I came with this fruit basket!"

she quickly leans forward and whispers to you

"I'm from teh Guild.  This basket contains the instructions for our meeting in two days."