Author Topic: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day  (Read 222463 times)

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"Well, I wouldn't mind having that task taken off my hands. I had a little aggressive investigating to do, after all. How long should it take?" He remembers to check downstairs for Bartholomeow; he'd wanted to come with him on their little zombie-excursion.
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"I know about the spiders, I was going to kill them."
"Do you need some help?"


"Not nessarily a want, we jest gets lots a' rekwests ter do it.  You got the standard hidden passages or is this an easy job?"
"Wait. Requests to spray halflings or to spray me?"


"Halflin's in general.  Some'a the rich snotty bastards on the other side of town consider us short people to be vermin too.   Also it's really better to spray fer the spiders sir, since it ain't likely you'll squish em all by hand first.  Plus the city pays us, so it's free fer you."

"Also a place this size prolly has hundreds of em."

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"Well, I wouldn't mind having that task taken off my hands. I had a little aggressive investigating to do, after all. How long should it take?" He remembers to check downstairs for Bartholomeow; he'd wanted to come with him on their little zombie-excursion.

"Shouldn't take but a few minutes to spray, couple hours for us the kill the spiders as they flood the streets runnin' from yer house, a few more minutes for the spray to clear out.

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"Halflin's in general.  Some'a the rich snotty bastards on the other side of town consider us short people to be vermin too.   
"Oh, that's understandable. I just wanted to make sure someone wasn't trying to off me or something."


Also it's really better to spray fer the spiders sir, since it ain't likely you'll squish em all by hand first.  Plus the city pays us, so it's free fer you."

"Also a place this size prolly has hundreds of em."
"Oh, sweet. I can't turn down free. Let me know if you need any help... and don't spray me!"


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So who is going on errands, and who is staying to watch the show?

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Bill will stay and watch the show. Even if it's a genocide from the spider's point of view; he will still want to learn about them.
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joseph will play escort/ pack mule if anyone wants me too

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Kintal will do whatever seems more entertaining.

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Mustave is watching. He'll have two daggers ready just in case any spiders make a run for it.
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Teo decides that spiders sound interesting. There isn't much bug-like stuff back home.

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Ceusharath will go zombie hunting, but Lord Zandak and Davven will stay behind to keep an eye on things and keep communication running.
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Sir Shadow, VennDygram and Litha?

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Cusic will accompany the Zombie hunt

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In all seriousness, Venn, is your character waiting around the building before the spiders get sprayed? If so:

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"It's zombeh killin' time!"

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"Wh- spiders? What are you on about, boy?"

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"Wh- spiders? What are you on about, boy?"
"I only saw one earlier. It fell in some woman's cleavage or something, and I got sorta distracted after that. I guess Zach says there are a bunch of them or something. Anyway, these dwarves here in the kink-fetish armor are here to kill them. I figured I'd just stick around and make sure none escape. You look like you'd be real good at bug squishin!"

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"Have we met? My name's Mustave."
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"I can only assume my faculties at stomping bugs have largely improved with this body. My name is Sir Richard Bigsley the Third, and I suppose it goes without saying, but I used to be a highly... well, a respected... Well, I was a wizard. My life experiences haven't lent well toward physical activity, but I suspect there's not so much to it."