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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2011, 05:39:43 PM »
Duh! here I am waiting on someone to post and I forgot you all are waiting on Borm  :shakefist stupid goblin. Someone kill him already!
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2011, 08:58:32 AM »
Sorry for the delay in getting the goblin pyro's turn up there. I was ready to post last night after work but apparently my internet was not. It came back up this morning.
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2011, 10:06:59 AM »
Looks like this round everyone finally remembered their lessons from the Otto Mack School of Rolling As Shitty As Possible All The Damn Time

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2011, 06:37:41 PM »
So Brian your studied the culinary arts
What is the best way to cook a turkey?

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2011, 10:22:30 PM »
Brine it in a mixture of water, salt, and sugar.

Before cooking put little slits into the skin and force a few pinches of dry rub in and rub it into the meat underneath the skin.

Before putting it into the oven toss a bunch of fresh herbs like rosemary, thyme, and sage and maybe a halved lemon into the cavity.

Pour a bit of stock to cover the bottom of the roasting pan along with onions, garlic, carrots, and celery roughly chopped. Put the rack over this in the roasting pan and the turkey on the rack.

Put in the oven and baste regularly with the drippings and stock.

Once out of the oven (several hours) transfer to a cutting board and cover with foil to let the meat rest before carving.

Take the roasting pan and either put it on the burner or pour it out into a pan and put it on the burner over medium heat and mash what's left of the vegetables in the bottom while bringing to a boil. You can throw in the cut up giblets as well if you want. Reduce the heat to a simmer once it boils and let the volume reduce to thicken it. You wont need much roux that way (melted butter and flour mixed together over heat), you could also used corn starch and water as a quick thickener.

I have also slipped a step in there a time or two where I smoked the turkey for a bit to add another level of flavor to the bird and gravy.

Hope that helps. If you have any questions call me


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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2011, 11:22:43 PM »
The brining is seriously they key, must do for any turkey

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2011, 10:24:44 AM »
I followed this recipe two years ago and it was incredible:
http://museinthekitchen.com/poultry/crisp-skin-high-roast-butterflied-turkey-with-sausage-dressing-and-turkey-gravy/

takes a good amount of preparation (8 hours of brineing, butterflying, and sausage stuffing from scratch), but it was well worth it!

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2011, 11:09:49 AM »
This is actually your best bet

http://www.cajungrocer.com/turducken-with-creole-pork-cornbread-p-1353.html

My Uncle gets his from here every Christmas, always quality

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2011, 03:33:55 PM »
Never had Turducken, but everyone I know who has tried making it for Thanksgiving said it was the best and well worth it. 

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2011, 07:32:35 AM »
It is, but you need a big group. Its a ton of food.

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2011, 10:13:26 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving all
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2011, 08:36:39 AM »
I will get the round closed out tonight when I get home from work.
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2011, 07:47:27 PM »
Melblen, two things: 

1.)  OK, Bhirm is an idiot.  Why is he chasing me around, when he could have easily cut off the goblin?

2.)  What did I see out the door at L1?


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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2011, 09:19:34 PM »
I believe we are waiting on Suq's turn currently.
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2011, 11:08:25 PM »
Ok, who misplaced Otto this time?  :D Hope all is well and he is just busy at the moment.
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2011, 10:26:20 AM »
Sorry guys

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM »
Sorry about the long delay in me posting. Work has been kicking my butt this week as the week before. Hopefully I will be back to a more normal schedule soon here and can get our game back on track.
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2011, 09:22:05 PM »

1.)  OK, Bhirm is an idiot.  Why is he chasing me around, when he could have easily cut off the goblin?


Who is accusing the tank of being intelligent? hehe
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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2011, 06:20:49 PM »
I guess I should have anticipated this, but was still surprised to see him herp derp the wrong way...

Lesson learned - I will be more explicit in my expectations going forward.  =)

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Re: Across the Table (OOC Discussion)
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2011, 08:30:46 PM »
I think all PCs are done this round, yes?  All I want for Christmas is an update???  =)