HEY, ARE YOU ALL READY FOR A FACE-MELTING EPIC FEAT?
I THINK YOU AREN'T, BUT HERE'S ONE ANYWAY!
INVOKE THE TERROR SQUID [Bardic, Epic]You have learned to rock so hard that you can invoke the almighty TERROR SQUID, a craft unlike any this world has ever seen.Prerequisites: Bardic Music, Perform (Any) 30 ranks, Must be able to rock the heck out.
Benefits: You may spend one use of Bardic Music and spend one minute playing a kickass solo to summon forth the Terror Squid; treat this as if you had cast Doom of the Seas with a CL equal to your ranks in the Perform skill used to qualify for this feat, with the following modifications:
- The effect's duration is minutes/level (D).
- The Kraken (henceforth referred to as the Terror Squid) is advanced to a number of HD equal to your CL for the effect.
- Apply the Elder Eidolon Template to the Terror Squid, as well as the Mecha subtype.
- The Terror Squid has nonabilities for all Mental ability scores, and is considered to have a Constitution of 30 for the purposes of piloting it.
In addition, for the purposes of the Terror Squid alone, you may gain Mecha Piloting and Advanced Mecha Piloting as bonus feats, regardless of whether or not you meet the prerequisites.
I think that's fair; spend a Bardic Music use to summon forth a Gargantuan Squid-Mecha made of Basalt, which carries an aura of insanity
and has rockets.
It's Epic, what do you expect?