Author Topic: So now that I watched the Force Within a second time... (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY)  (Read 8515 times)

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...I can tell for sure. Kylo Ren missed Han's vitals.

If Han doesn't come back in the next couple of films, it'll be because they couldn't afford Harrison Ford.
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its because Ford wanted killed off in IV.

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I just wonder why people think Indiana Jones Jr. is such a whiny bitch.
Yeah he threw a tantrum a few times, but dood tanks hits like a boss.

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I just wonder why people think Indiana Jones Jr. is such a whiny bitch.
Yeah he threw a tantrum a few times, but dood tanks hits like a boss.

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I just wonder why people think Indiana Jones Jr. is such a whiny bitch.
Yeah he threw a tantrum a few times, but dood tanks hits like a boss.

Let's see. Helmet hair, the aforementioned tantrums, he's the only darksider ever who's been TEMPTED BY THE LIGHT SIDE (WTF?), and he can't remember the right times to use the Force to save his life?  :P
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Dood, dis dood was definitely trained even more half-assedly than Luke was with Yoda  :lmao

It's not his fault he wants to be all powerful but doesn't think killing a school full of children is the right way to do it  :rolleyes

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Dood, dis dood was definitely trained even more half-assedly than Luke was with Yoda  :lmao

It's not his fault he wants to be all powerful but doesn't think killing a school full of children is the right way to do it  :rolleyes

When Snoke mentions that it's time to complete his training, I was kinda thinking "don't you have to start it first?". But more importantly, what the hell was so important about Luke that he had send a half-assedly trained little bitch like Kylo scampering after him?
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Dood, dis dood was definitely trained even more half-assedly than Luke was with Yoda  :lmao

It's not his fault he wants to be all powerful but doesn't think killing a school full of children is the right way to do it  :rolleyes

When Snoke mentions that it's time to complete his training, I was kinda thinking "don't you have to start it first?". But more importantly, what the hell was so important about Luke that he had send a half-assedly trained little bitch like Kylo scampering after him?

Clearly the plot for Ep 8.  Though my suspicion its something of the nature of "he is the last Jedi, if he dies the force is forever dark, and that's great for us" deal.
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Probably not important at all if he's sending some entirely untrained little kid haha.
I mean, the only part of the map they were missing was a single tiny little chunk that marked the end. If they have the resources and manpower to carve out an entire planet and turn it into a super-duper death(star)planet, they totally could have easily scoured the single star system that the map pointed to and found Luke hella easy. They shouldn't have needed to know the precise planet at that point...

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Probably not important at all if he's sending some entirely untrained little kid haha.
I mean, the only part of the map they were missing was a single tiny little chunk that marked the end. If they have the resources and manpower to carve out an entire planet and turn it into a super-duper death(star)planet, they totally could have easily scoured the single star system that the map pointed to and found Luke hella easy. They shouldn't have needed to know the precise planet at that point...

And let's not forget that the Force lets you sense other Force-sensitives...

OH THAT'S RIGHT, KYLO NEVER LEARNED THAT INCREDIBLY BASIC ABILITY, MY BAD
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Really is kind of adorable throughout.

I personally enjoyed his attempt as a lightsaber duel towards the end the most.
Who's giving this kid a lightsaber before even checking if he knows how to not kill himself with it accidentally?

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Yeah but when Snape Jr stabbed Han with his nose, Han also kind of fell into the core of a planet that exploded with the power of a star contained within it.


Dood, dis dood was definitely trained even more half-assedly than Luke was with Yoda  :lmao

It's not his fault he wants to be all powerful but doesn't think killing a school full of children is the right way to do it  :rolleyes

When Snoke mentions that it's time to complete his training, I was kinda thinking "don't you have to start it first?". But more importantly, what the hell was so important about Luke that he had send a half-assedly trained little bitch like Kylo scampering after him?

He is obviously trained to an extent, he froze a blaster bolt in the air for well over a minute. He is just very undisciplined.
Probably because most of his training is under Jedi teaching which require patience and serenity and shit. Throwing that out, he probably doesnt know how to channel his anger and hate like a proper Sith yet.
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Literally his only trick.

Though it was a nice one.

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Supposedly, the reason it has that crossguard is because it's using a cracked crystal. So they didn't even give him good materials to build a proper lightsaber.
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Literally his only trick.

Though it was a nice one.

Well, mind-reading too, actually. (Reading surface emotions was common, reading ACTUAL THOUGHTS, not so much)
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Supposedly, the reason it has that crossguard is because it's using a cracked crystal. So they didn't even give him good materials to build a proper lightsaber.

Sith use synth crystals for their sabers, and he is likely not trained on the Dark side enough to create a proper one.
Or he stole it out of Darth Vaders saber or some shit. He got the helment so it wouldnt be a stretch.

The Crossguard is actually pretty useful though regardless.
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Literally his only trick.

Though it was a nice one.

Well, mind-reading too, actually. (Reading surface emotions was common, reading ACTUAL THOUGHTS, not so much)

Well there isnt much else people do with Force Powers anyways except force jumps and force pushs/grabs, at least visibly anyways.

Well there is flashy force lightning too, but that is high tier sith powers that he is not trained in.
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The Crossguard is actually pretty useful though regardless.
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Is Force Within what it's called in Portuguese?  It's Force Awakens in English. 
Not being a smartass, I'm genuinely curious.
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Is Force Within what it's called in Portuguese?  It's Force Awakens in English. 
Not being a smartass, I'm genuinely curious.

In portuguese the name is "The Force's Awakening".