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I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« on: April 22, 2015, 09:40:38 AM »
It shall be called "Space Marshall Kuroimaken".

What do you guys think?
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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 05:22:20 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 11:00:10 PM »
I'm totally serious, guys.

I'm accepting a pitch or two.
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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 11:01:57 PM »
I fear that your badass may have finally scrambled your brain

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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2015, 11:10:38 PM »
That is why it must be immortalized in film before I go insane and destroy the rest of the world.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2015, 01:10:25 AM »
I would legit donate $10. ;)
Better get a fckin backer reward for that

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2015, 11:15:12 AM »
With dollar clocking in at 3 bucks a pop here, I could probably spare a personalized autographed photo.  :love
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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2015, 02:27:05 PM »
Do you have...

A script?
A director?
A potential cast?
Any sort of timeline?
<Insert other concerns here>?
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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2015, 02:27:33 PM »
That is why it must be immortalized in film before I go insane and destroy the rest of the world.

Videos aren't the most durable forms of immortalization, in particular if the world is destroyed. May I suggest a giant statue instead?

On a slightly more serious note, I'm such a massive cheapstake that I've never spent a cent in mmo/DLC/freemium/kickstarer option, so I'll need to see something more before I open my wallet.

I'm however available for consulting and storywriting for free promise of survival promise of painless death when you destroy the world.

So, space theme, where would you like to take this exactly? Giant robots? Empire? Princesses? Personal sword duels back in the age? Heck, do people even have meat bodies anymore, or do they transfer them to machines to hang around? Aliens? Gods? Alien-gods? Psionics Magic by any other name?

The only thing that must be in is catgirls. Doesn't matter if they're mutants or aliens or cyborgs or the latest fashion doll craze or military prototypes or super-evolved cats. That will die in droves whenever one of the characters tries to explain anything in scientific terms.

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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2015, 04:04:26 PM »
Do you have...

A script?
A director?
A potential cast?
Any sort of timeline?
<Insert other concerns here>?

Script: I have a few ideas for one. Lone Space Marshall infiltrates Earth seeking dangerous galactic criminal whose MO typically includes brainwashing entire planets at once. Said Space Marshall is considered a washout by his peers for spending a lot of time on this particular perp. He's also a bit of a loose cannon. At some point he'll probably have a breakup of some sort with his superiors, to be supported only by the single biggest fan aboard Space Marshall HQ.

A director: None yet. No point in looking for one without a script!

Potential cast: So far? Only me in the titular role.

Timeline: Need a script first!

<Insert other concerns here>?: Probably not! Planning stage so far.

Although it is space-themed, it is very much based on Japanese Tokusatsu for its aesthetics, so the hero must transform to the sound of an EPIC SOUNDTRACK (major concern: get someone to write said EPIC SOUNDTRACK... must be cheap, passionate, and/or work for free).

As far as magic by any other name: any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2015, 05:14:25 PM »
I take it this will be animated as opposed to live action?

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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2015, 09:17:41 PM »
It shall be called "Space Marshall Kuroimaken".

What do you guys think?

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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2015, 10:56:19 PM »
I take it this will be animated as opposed to live action?

And make the process more expensive?  Heck no. :p
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2015, 12:18:05 AM »
Animation is surprisingly cheap when you can fool an animation student into thinking he just got a shady internship ;)

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2015, 10:16:25 AM »
But then you guys would only see an idealized version of me kicking ass.  :P
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2015, 10:14:07 PM »
Don't we already?  :eh

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2015, 12:12:34 AM »
Nonetheless, it's hard enough for me to look good on film, let alone animation.  :p
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Re: I'm seriously considering opening a Kickstarter for a movie.
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2015, 12:15:36 AM »
In order to make this work best, I'm going to need you to level in Binder and bind the vestige of Reb Brown.  That will give you the superpowers needed to complete this with the finest of cheese.
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