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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #180 on: December 06, 2011, 02:13:35 AM »
dwarf restaurant crew: "And will the rest of you be having ale?  Would you like to hear the specials?  We have a sale on hard tack biscuits."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #181 on: December 06, 2011, 08:02:47 AM »
Just water for drinks, but have you got any meat? I feel like eating something

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #182 on: December 06, 2011, 08:20:39 AM »
"Just ale."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #183 on: December 06, 2011, 10:03:18 AM »
"Ale, a bunch've em, please."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #184 on: December 06, 2011, 10:14:50 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #185 on: December 06, 2011, 03:44:30 PM »
Just water for drinks, but have you got any meat? I feel like eating something

"Sure do.  We have some nice mutton, some lamb stew, and today's special is a Serranian Death Crab we managed to get hold of.  It's pricy though."


They bring the Dryad a large watermelon.  She extends her fangs, bites down, and begins noisily sucking it dry before handing it to a waiter and saying "Here, burn this."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #186 on: December 07, 2011, 01:41:52 AM »
I think I'll go for the mutton.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #187 on: December 07, 2011, 04:02:53 AM »
I think I'll go for the mutton.

"Mutton for the rest of you?  Maybe oil for the metal man?"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #188 on: December 07, 2011, 04:03:33 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #189 on: December 07, 2011, 04:08:40 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #190 on: December 07, 2011, 07:24:58 AM »
"I'll try some mutton."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #191 on: December 07, 2011, 10:05:54 AM »
"Sure, I'll have the mutton thingy."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #192 on: December 07, 2011, 11:53:41 AM »
"I'm not hungry. Nor am I thirsty.... I haven't been for some time, now that I think about it..."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #193 on: December 07, 2011, 01:25:52 PM »
"I'm not hungry. Nor am I thirsty.... I haven't been for some time, now that I think about it..."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #195 on: December 07, 2011, 05:53:23 PM »
"Meat is good!"

"Aww you have a kitty!  I think we have some fish stew left over if you want some." *pets*

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #196 on: December 08, 2011, 05:51:13 PM »
Your all served ale and mutton (except kintal who gets a nice fish stew), and the looming metal figure who is occasionally asked if he needs polishing or something out of nervous politeness for his not eating food.  The Dryad continues draining melons with her fangs before handing them to a waiter and reminding them to 'burn this'.

She looks at you "So how big is your Guild?  You got anything lined up?"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #197 on: December 08, 2011, 05:52:38 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #198 on: December 08, 2011, 07:54:49 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #199 on: December 08, 2011, 08:52:05 PM »
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