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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #240 on: December 20, 2011, 11:31:32 AM »
Most impressive, Bigsley. If what you say is true, you will really come in handy.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #241 on: December 20, 2011, 12:32:21 PM »
"Wait. Are you saying I can just stay here and get drunk and you'll go stomp them yourself? Cuz I was planning on stopping after just one.

But I'll come with if you need help throwing knives or acid... er... and such at things. I can also make things go blind. Even stuff you wouldn't think you'd normally be able to blind."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #242 on: December 20, 2011, 12:43:31 PM »
"Can you make ghosts go blind? Because wraiths are sort of similar to ghosts. Most knives and other substances will just go right through them. And gods forbid you try to tie one up for experiments, they just pass right through the shackles...."

He goes on about how hard it is to shackle incorporeal undead for a good few minutes.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #243 on: December 20, 2011, 01:40:27 PM »
"I think so, but it doesn't always work. Sometimes it just hits the air. I can make a big burst of gold dust, and it seems to blind anything.

I guess only two of my knives would be able to hit them if they're like ghosts. They'll miss sometimes, but not always."


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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #244 on: December 20, 2011, 01:52:31 PM »
Teo seems to have lost conciousness again. What a lightweight.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #245 on: December 24, 2011, 04:19:00 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #246 on: December 24, 2011, 07:28:47 AM »
@Bigsley

"Yeah, as far as I can remember, I can blind wraiths. I haven't tried it out yet, but it should work."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #247 on: December 28, 2011, 10:13:05 PM »
Dryad: "I can house sit for you with the dwarves."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #248 on: December 28, 2011, 11:27:05 PM »
"Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go show some wraiths that the sewers are no place for terrifying abominations... just terrifying bowel movements. Alright, yes, I already regret saying that. Let's move on, shall we?"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #249 on: December 29, 2011, 12:05:34 AM »
a lone dwarf leaps up from his barstool

"YEAH!!! LET'S GO FUCK UP SOME SHIT!"

there is a long embarrassed silence from the other bar patrons...

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #250 on: December 29, 2011, 12:59:49 AM »
Right, let's get moving. The others have got some help from the sheriff's office, so we shouldn't keep them waiting. Is telepathically emitted from the psicrystal, trying to rouse the guildmembers in the bar to action.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #251 on: December 29, 2011, 07:25:21 PM »
Mustave finishes his fire-leather ale and stands up.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #252 on: December 29, 2011, 09:47:47 PM »
The bar owner brings the bill.  "You takin' Wild Bob there with ya?"

nods towards loud dwarf who just yelled out

"Careful, he's a follower..."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #253 on: December 30, 2011, 01:37:48 AM »
"Follower? I'm afraid I don't understand... as opposed to a leader?..."
I'm here and ready to keep confusing the hell out of everyone I meet.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #254 on: December 30, 2011, 01:43:33 AM »
"Follower? I'm afraid I don't understand... as opposed to a leader?..."

"As in the crazy old bastard will follow you wherever you go, sneaking around and then popping out when it's the most troublesome."

"I FUCK GHOSTS!"

"Also, not to indulge in gossip, but I think it's just possible he's a little disturbed."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #255 on: December 30, 2011, 07:22:52 AM »
"Careful Bob. You might want to wait this one out. We're professionals. In this land, ghosts fuck you."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #256 on: December 30, 2011, 01:54:54 PM »
The sound of Wild Bob's exclamation jolts Teo out of his stupor. "We leavin?", He asks blearily.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #257 on: December 30, 2011, 03:31:40 PM »
"Careful Bob. You might want to wait this one out. We're professionals. In this land, ghosts fuck you."


"DONT TOUCH THE HALFLING!! I CALLED DIBS!!"

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So I assume everyone is meeting up at teh Sheriff's office yes?

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Aye.