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The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« on: November 23, 2012, 07:59:26 PM »
The summonses go out on the backs of rats which have been pressed into service -- a sort of "message + meal" system which everyone is very happy about (except, of course, for the rats).  It is from Teh Grand Purr-bah, and consists of five words: "Operation Catnip Dynamite begins meow."

You handsome kittehs reach Teh Grand Purr-bah's office in record time, where His Grand Felinage is reclining on soft, sumptuous cushion top the desk.  His familiar, looking quite wizardly in its black robes, stares vacantly at the door and scratches Teh Purr-bah's ears.

The fluffy white cat perks up when you arrive, and fixes you with a brilliant sapphire stare.  "Agents, identify yourselves and report!" he yowls.
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 08:21:58 PM »
A dust grey cat with blue eyes was the first to meow in reply.  "Ruz is here, Your Grand Felinage!  Nothing new to report."
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 08:35:27 PM »
The small, green eyed, black with a white patch over his left eye sat at the back, quivering with excitement. He was overjoyed to be working with other kitehs again. Outside of the far realms, kittykind were the only beings he felt truly comfortable with. And they had the yummiest rats. No one else seemed to appreciate a good rat.

As Ruz finished, he piped up with a high pitched meow: "Tik Tik ready and willing! My psychic might is yours to command!"


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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »
A psychotic pimp carries in a fluffy blue point siamese mix who does his best to look fairly neutral in tone (unlike said familiar): "Mr. Fuzzynutz reporting in."

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2012, 05:48:10 PM »
A tortoiseshell Abyssinian glances up from grooming a paw. "Koira, present and very much ready."
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 11:18:44 AM »
The Grand Purr-bah springs to his feet and begins pacing up and down the length of the desk, batting at a jingly ball on a rubber string each time he reaches the left side.

"It is past high time for these ungainly clowns to be put in their place.  One of them refused to bring me fresh fish and sparrow meat yesterday!  This cannot be tolerated.  Here are your orders: I will sponsor you in the High Arcana Games, and you will win it!  And then we shall see who scratches whom, hm?

Any questions?"
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 12:16:06 PM »
"Yeah! Where do you get that ball on a string thing? It's sooooo jingly! ... oh, you meant about the mission. No sir, fully understood your purrbahness sir!"

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 05:45:37 PM »
"We entering as cats or people?"

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 03:56:27 PM »
The Grand Purr-bah waves a paw dismissively.  "As you choose."
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 06:09:25 PM »
"I say we let this guy be our public face." Koira twitches an ear at the outrageously-dressed man holding Mr. Fuzzynutz. "No one will have a hard time believing he has a million cats. Plus, when we win, it'll be funnier."
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2012, 07:07:53 PM »
"So he's gonna enter the games as a team of one human and a bunch of kitties?" Tik Tik grabs at a piece of lint on the floor, and rolls on his back scrabbling madly at it "That'd be awesome!"

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 07:11:47 PM »
Ruz licked his chops at the mention of fresh fish, but waited until the others had asked their questions to speak.  He perked up at Koira's suggestion.  "I like that idea.  Not only that, but it might even let us have some of our extra items on without much suspicion.  An eccentric man who dresses his cats up is a great cover."

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 05:12:03 PM »
The Grand Purr-bah has begun to bathe, listening intently.  He looks Mr. Fuzzynutz's retainer up and down, then meows in agreement, standing and stretching. "I will return with the papers.  Prepare yourselves, and discuss tactics!"  He jumps into his Familiar's arms, and then the two exit the office.
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2013, 08:44:24 PM »
Tik Tik pauses in his gyrations. The lint seemed to have disappeared anyway. Still lying on his back, he regards his teammates upside down "Alright! Tactics! I have psychic powers. I make giant ectoplasmic kittehs and they beat up stuff. I also teleport. What do you guys do?"

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2013, 11:25:27 PM »
"I blast stuff.  Got a few extras stowed away in case blastin' ain't good nuff."

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2013, 12:12:19 AM »
"I am a master of disguise and can handle social situations, should they arise.  In combat I sneak around, striking at the most opportune time to do maximum damage."
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2013, 04:59:24 AM »
"I do sneaking and pouncing too." Koira pauses. "Oh, and I have a demon or something inside of me that shoots acid at people it doesn't like. Which is most of them."
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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2013, 10:13:08 PM »
"We need a big dumb humans as a meat shield.  Mebbe we can hire a barbarian."

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2013, 10:28:15 PM »
"Big and dumb?  A half-ogre or orc would work for that better than a human.  I have seen a few neanderthals around though that might work."

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Re: The Mr. Fuzzynutz Experience thread 1
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2013, 11:37:11 PM »
My ectoplasmic kitties make good meatshields, execpt they're not, y'know, meat. They can be pretty scary though. I've got these funny crystal things that the men in white coats stuck in my tummy and when I use them to make a kitty the kitty is bigger and stronger. If I use both at once, the kitty gets really big. I mean bigger than a human big.