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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #100 on: November 16, 2019, 08:05:36 PM »
The horrible morning sunshine slowly gives way to a refreshing, dark drizzle as you cross the marsh on your way to the Cave of Darkfear.  Before you reach your destination, you come upon a rudely-shaped fallen log blocking the path.  A weasely, green-gray figure climbs astride it and you recognize Kettlehead from the whelp cages, his polished kettle still perched upon his puckered puss.

He cries, "Stupid baby wannabe goblins!" as a pair of other whelps from the cage, Culgick and Rempty, scramble up beside him.  Kettlehead continues, waving a mean-looking dogslicer over his head.  "You took toads from Kettlehead's special pond, and now you have to pay my price.  Give me all your toads!  And say you be stupid!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #101 on: November 16, 2019, 09:34:38 PM »
chuffy (assuming he finds ready access) scoops up a plod of mud and flings it at Kettlepus
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #102 on: November 18, 2019, 08:53:25 PM »
Enraged, Kettlehead attacks.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #103 on: November 20, 2019, 08:20:12 AM »
Mogmurch glares at the noxious enemies, but the aftereffects of the toad hasn't quite worn off, and he's not exactly fast on his feet.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #104 on: November 24, 2019, 10:16:46 PM »
Kettlehead jumps down from the log and charges Chuffy but misses.

One of his minion goblins pulls out a shortbow and shoots at Reta since she looks the biggest and scariest, hitting her.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #105 on: November 25, 2019, 03:39:45 AM »
I Burning Hands the nearest opponent

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #106 on: November 25, 2019, 09:43:32 PM »
Kettlehead gets a face full of fire and obviously doesn't like how it tastes!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #107 on: November 26, 2019, 08:48:10 AM »
Reta doesn't like having an arrow sticking out of her, so she charges at the goblin responsible.
Hmm.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #108 on: November 26, 2019, 09:23:33 AM »
Reta hits him with a thwack and the other goblin by the log draws a sword and swings at Reta but misses.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #109 on: December 10, 2019, 02:00:11 PM »
"Chuffy dart sharp, chuffy fro, it stick stick stick"

Attack roll 12 / thrown dart (also idk that actual modifiers, just did cmb (-2) + dart (+4) per sheet)
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #110 on: December 11, 2019, 08:27:46 PM »
Chuffy misses!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #111 on: December 13, 2019, 04:24:21 PM »
Mogmurch very carefully picks up a stone, sights in on the bad gobbos, and throws it into his own foot, leaving him hopping and cursing.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #112 on: December 14, 2019, 02:26:44 PM »
Kettlehead moves forward and attacks Chuffy again but misses.  His follower attacks Reta again but also misses.

If there was anyone around to watch this, it would be obvious that none of you were full grown members of a goblin tribe.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #113 on: December 18, 2019, 06:37:54 PM »
I grab a rock or the nearest weapon of opportunity and huck it at whatshisname

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #114 on: December 22, 2019, 08:57:54 PM »
Poog picks up a rock, aims it at Kettlehead, and throws the rock backwards!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #115 on: January 05, 2020, 09:50:34 AM »
Reta dodges Poog's rock, and then proceeds to swing her club very hard at at one the stupid goblins. The only stupid goblins allowed are her friends!
Hmm.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #116 on: January 05, 2020, 09:45:19 PM »
Reta swings very hard but her aim is just slightly off because of Poog's rock.

Instead of attacking, Kettlehead's friend nearest him fawns over him.  "You so scary you made that rock run away!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #117 on: January 10, 2020, 10:40:37 AM »
Chuffy stab and chuffy poke, chuffy grab and make you choke

Chuffy dives on Kettle to grapple n such.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #118 on: January 10, 2020, 08:49:46 PM »
Kettlehead swings his sword at Chuffy as Chuffy grabs at him but he misses.  Chuffy does manage to get a good hold of him however.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #119 on: January 14, 2020, 04:30:01 PM »
Screwing his courage to the sticking post, Mogmuch charges into battle at Kettlehead, his club flailing wildly as his limbs seem all sorts of disconnected from his body.