http://cheezburger.com/58609409The best part was that the wrestler looked embarrassed by his own entrance. :lmao It also reminded me of a GWAR concert.
wrasslin'!
GWAR?
I'll let you make your own judgement call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1DluFNCe0)
It's a parody band. At the concert I was at, they fed the pope to a giant dinosaur, and sprayed the crowd with fake bodily fluids (not all blood... their costumes include giant deformed-looking penises :P ).I'll let you make your own judgement call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1DluFNCe0)
That's... not over-the-top. It's just guttural yelling. At best.
One of my characters jerked off Hitler. What do I do now? (http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1yklry/one_of_my_characters_jerked_off_hitler_what_do_i/)Oh wow... I just can't stop laughing at this. It sounds like the most interesting game I've ever heard of. :lmao :lol :clap
I just realized something obvious about Pokemon.
Namely, institutionalized Pokemon fights are there to stop 10-year-olds from overthrowing the government with their elemental monstrosities.
Though I preferred the pre-bastardized version of Pokemon. (http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/pokethulhu.htm)
Oh, and the truth about Pandas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJPoIynm0)
Or in the case of Team Rocket, are actively using Pokemon to reign terror and make dirty money.
Actually, in Ruby/Sapphire/Diamond, it was a big plot point that Teams Aqua and Magma were hunting down the games' respective Legendary Pokemon. If they're awakened and controlled, they can use them to transform the world into one more to their liking.
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http://xkcd.com/627/:lol I agree 100%!
The infamous Whose Line party quirks grope incident, Uncensored! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRvwiCA_h8)
Paleoanthropology Division
Smithsonian Institute
207 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20078
Dear Sir:
Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to it's modern origin:
1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.
2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.
3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the "ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:
A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.
B. Clams don't have teeth.
It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in it's normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin.
However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.
Yours in Science,
Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquities
I just had a thought:
"Man, if I were Achilles, I would have just worn heavy anklets. Yep. No armor.
I'd run into battle screaming HAHAHA YOU FUCKERS I HAVE INVINCIBLE SKIN!, my manhood just a swinging in the breeze..."
In summary, I think that nearly invincible people should go into battle in whatever the fuck they want, because anything that could feasibly hurt them would go through armor like it was made of tin foil.
Wear a full suit of armor, with even stronger armor around your ankles. Problem solved, and they can't even see that it's more protected! An I second the large (red, obviously) gem somewhere invincible. Works best if it's also logical, so maybe your heart? And have red lines coming out of it! And if you can back-light it, that's even better, make it glow.
Wear a full suit of armor, with even stronger armor around your ankles. Problem solved, and they can't even see that it's more protected! An I second the large (red, obviously) gem somewhere invincible. Works best if it's also logical, so maybe your heart? And have red lines coming out of it! And if you can back-light it, that's even better, make it glow.
This, plus maximizing your bluffing skill to pretend like it "hurts, real bad" when they stab you in your supposed weak spot. And you make efforts to deflect attacks away from it, shielding it with your (also) invincible arms or twisting your torso so your back takes it, etc...
But, but...
Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.
But, but...
Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.
Well, that blog is mostly bullshit forgetting that a) it's fantasy, not reality; b) there's often near-naked men right there in the picture, too; c) scantily clad is the "norm" for barbarian and tribal warriors that make up many of the pictures on said blog; and d) in hot environments, people really DID fight in very little because if you're in the jungle wearing full plate YOU are the one who is an idiot.
But I do like your basic concept. Reminds me of my martials arts instructor telling us when sparring or fighting to smile the whole time (as opposed to anger, dread, intensity, etc...), for much the same psychological factor as you're going for. :)
Oh gods THIS. SO MUCH this.
I already use a creepy variant of the smile when I fight for reals. It amazes me how unsettled people get.
I never smile when fighting. I do however occasionally open with the line "Have you ever been raped?":lmao :clap :lol
Amazing how many people decline to fight you after that simple sentence...
Granted using it means I also can't afford to lose if the fight is on...
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I'd totally play a LEGO Dark Souls...
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!
You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?
Putin as seen by some people:(click to show/hide)
Look on the bright side; he might just milk us and make the milk into cheese!
That's... actually not much better, is it?
As long as I don't have to eat said cheese, I'm OK with it. :smirkLook on the bright side; he might just milk us and make the milk into cheese!
That's... actually not much better, is it?
I'm not keen on getting "milked," thank you very much. :twitch
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!
You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!
You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?
In a similar vein...look what meme (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheist_professor_myth) is a movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8) now...
I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing. Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true. Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion. Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way. Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs. And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.
I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing. Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true. Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion. Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way. Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs. And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.Cancer, baby diseases, and a lot of disgusting stuff exists and happens all over the world.
I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing. Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true. Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion. Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way. Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs. And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.
That isn't agnostic, that's Apatheist. Both Theists and Atheists can be Gnostic or Agnostic, the difference being claims of knowledge. A Gnostic Theist "knows" the supernatural is real, whether that comes in the form of Yahweh, faeries, witchcraft or whatever their personal belief is. They don't require proof or evidence, and would likely dismiss any that ran counter to their beliefs. An Agnostic Theist doesn't claim knowledge of the supernaturals existence, and is willing to admit there is no proof or evidence yet feels inclined o believe anyway (though their minds can be change). Similarly a Gnostic Atheist "knows" the supernatural doesn't exist, while an Agnostic Atheist believes they can't prove the supernatural isn't there but are inclined to disbelieve in it anyway. Pragmatic Agnosticism is Apatheism, the belief that the supernatural has had no influence or affect on your daily life and is therefore meaningless and unimportant. The difference being that if you were conclusively able to prove (or disprove) the existence of the supernatural, you could get a Theist or Atheist who weren't blindly fanatic to change their minds. Apatheists still wouldn't care as the supernatural still has had no effect on their lives up till that point and would see no reason to change. Then there is Deism which accepts a creator who does not intervene, but rejects the supernatural. And Classical Antitheism which accepts the supernatural but opposes it, and modern Antitheism which strongly resembles Gnostic Atheism with the inclusion that religious belief is a form of mental illness and a danger to society. You also have two odder ones in Ignosticism and Omnism. Ignosticism posits that any religious or supernatural term must be presented with a concise definition that can be proven falsifiable or verifiable, or it is meaningless and not important enough to be worth discussing. Omnism is the belief that all religions or beliefs are equally valid. How you master the cognitive dissonance necessary to practice that is beyond my abilities.
It's 3:30 am and I'm rambling...I'll try this again later...
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!
You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?
In a similar vein...look what meme (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheist_professor_myth) is a movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8) now...
I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing. Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true. Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion. Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way. Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs. And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.
Goat Simulator, an actual game coming out soon on Steam. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs)
(http://i.imgur.com/3AIqb7A.png)
Interestingly, this means that many FPSes out there could qualify, by my definitions, as casual games. Especially the multiplayer stuff. And those are considered by most to be hardcore games."
Interestingly, this means that many FPSes out there could qualify, by my definitions, as casual games. Especially the multiplayer stuff. And those are considered by most to be hardcore games."
From now all, I'm going to refer to all FPS gamers as dirty CASUALS :lol
"If you can play a game with one hand while chatting on speaker phone and masturbating with the other, it's a casual game."
For me? Goat simulator.
Goat StimulatorHow I first read that...
Pokemon + Google = http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/31/5566854/pokemon-google-maps-april-fools-2014
Speaking of casual gaming scum, here's the GameFAQs poll for today:
(http://i.imgur.com/aEmUsvl.png)
No Dark Souls 2 PC release? The scummiest of casuals!
Yeah, only on smartphones.Pokemon + Google = http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/31/5566854/pokemon-google-maps-april-fools-2014
...Is this only for smartphones? I can't find a way to get this on my computer.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/trappedslider/hh01.jpg)Just saw that movie.
My cousin is a huge Kings fan, and tonight he has tickets to their playoff game with San Jose. I'm a Sharks fan, and there's a huge rivalry between the two clubs (San Jose/LA, so yeah...) San Jose leads the best of 7 3-0, so I post on his post "So you'll be there when the Sharks sweep them! Awesome!"Guess you feel a little silly now, eh? :P
New vulnerability found in every single version of Internet Explorer. (http://gizmodo.com/new-vulnerability-found-in-every-single-version-of-inte-1568383903)
And since Windows XP users won't be getting the patch for this fairly threatening bug, anyone still running the now-unsupported software is going to have to cough up some big bucks to stay safe.
The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)
The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)
That's not available to view here in Canada >:(
I honestly expected it to be 2-2 right now, because these teams always win home games. But that's okay, San Jose's going to win on Sunday.
The lost 8th dwarf, Drunky, who died of cirrhosis before Snow White ever encountered his brothers...The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)
That's not available to view here in Canada >:(
It's a lawn gnome puking a rainbow for 35 seconds or so with cutesy music in the background. And at the end of the puke out comes the Disney logo.
The pointlessness of humanity and the fact we keep going anyway.
It would be a terrible world that cared.
It would be a terrible world without endings.
http://explosm.net/comics/3557/:lol So true. I've fallen out of love with science. It kicked me out of the house, and now I'm shacking up with it's cousin medicine.
If one of the steps of your military strategy is to give a gun to a monkey, you should revise the strategy. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6uShPI64p6c)Thanks for the best laugh of the day!! :lol :clap
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"PG -- "Parental Guidance Suggested. Some Material May Not Be Suitable For Children": The Rating Board applies this rating when the members believe the film contains themes or content that parents may find inappropriate for younger children. The film can contain some profanity, violence or brief nudity, but only in relatively mild intensity. A PG film should not include drug use."
"PG-13 -- "Parents Strongly Cautioned. Some Material May Be Inappropriate For Children Under 13." The MPAA added this rating in 1984 to denote films in which violence, profanity or sexual content is intense enough that many parents would not want to expose their younger children to the film, but not so intense as to warrant an R rating. Any movie featuring drug use will get at least a PG-13 rating. A PG-13 movie can include a single use of what the board deems a "harsher, sexually derived word," as long as it is only used as an expletive, not in a sexual context."
This film is shockingly violent! How it didn't warrant a PG-13 rating, given the rating board's guidelines, is beyond me. The fact that the rampant murder and mayhem depicted in this movie is perpetrated by toys against toys does not change how that violence will be digested by children. This film includes themes such as intimidation with a threat of personal injury, intimidation with a realized threat of injury to one's family, imprisonment, torture, warfare, murder... One of the main characters in decapitated, carries on a dramatic conversation as just a severed head, and then expires in front of the rest of the main cast. The lack of blood doesn't change the intensity of the violence; body parts are still flying everywhere. This is NOT a film for children.
As an adult I enjoyed the film, but ultimately I am not the one to whom this film was marketed. I am happy that I previewed this film before letting my young son see it - he will have to wait until he is older before seeing it.
Eh, I could get most of those, "failing" the rest because of dialect/accent differences.
Looking at a few of the rhymes (and some of those are kinda cheating), it looks like Queen's English, to be overly specific.
English really isn't that much of a bitch, when you get down to it, because it is a very loose language. English lets you verb any noun and still have a readable sentence.
Heck, here's a fun statement for you (shared with me by a linguistics major friend):
Fuck can be used for any part of speech. Any.
I'm kind of sketchy on using it as a pronoun, but you can vary it for the rest of them.
Eh, I could get most of those, "failing" the rest because of dialect/accent differences.
Looking at a few of the rhymes (and some of those are kinda cheating), it looks like Queen's English, to be overly specific.
English really isn't that much of a bitch, when you get down to it, because it is a very loose language. English lets you verb any noun and still have a readable sentence.
Heck, here's a fun statement for you (shared with me by a linguistics major friend):
Fuck can be used for any part of speech. Any.
I'm kind of sketchy on using it as a pronoun, but you can vary it for the rest of them.
Yeah, I'm kinda tired of people saying English is a terrible language (which I've definitely seen/heard before). The reason it's confusing is because it was originally Germanic, but early on, it had a huge influx of early romance language. The resulting mash-up is incredibly flexible, able to incorporate words and phrases from all over the place. However, that can also make analyzing it a headache, since you have to figure out if you're dealing with Greek or Latinate or Germanic roots. But if you're not trying to analyze it, and instead just trying to use it, then you can use that flexibility to your advantage. As stated above, being able to "verb any noun" and still get your point across.
We get it - English can be confusing. But, hey you, Grammar Nazi: did you understand what the person was trying to convey? Then shut up.
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https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/chinese-farmer-turns-suitcases-into-ingenious-electric-scooter-213419027.html
Just... Wow.
https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/chinese-farmer-turns-suitcases-into-ingenious-electric-scooter-213419027.html
Just... Wow.
Oh, OF COURSE this fucker is from Hunan province. Which among other things has seen a real life dire rat.
Screw Chernobyl, with the way freaky shit pour out of that place, the first superhero will probably be Chinese.
https://medium.com/@gemmacorrell/sealife-themed-disaster-movies-3e3fc4662781
out riding my bike this afternoon, first i spotted this.
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3993274792_61e59afb4b.jpg)
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.242461,-83.346051,3a,75y,132.14h,81.91t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sJGO5O7BK4AOsIf1lslR4Bg!2e0?hl=en
then over in maysville, i found an emu, lama and a deer in a yard together. :???
I fart in your general direction! (http://gawker.com/british-inventor-builds-gigantic-butt-to-fart-at-france-1611778012?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)This is my favorite thing ever.
so i got a text from a random person and texted back "It's done but there's blood everywhere" they responded with "whose blood?" lol:lol :lmao
Jerry Seinfeld and the gang play D&D:
Easy:
30 STR, 10 DEX, 40 CON, 0 INT, 0 WIS, 0 CHA.
Because Kratos is, and forever shall be, a bitch.
Yes, I would play God of War if it starred a bear, but unfortunately, it stars Kratos.
Which he DESERVES to be. Besides, he's player-controlled.
As I recall, his only deed of any worth in myth was helping chain up Prometheus. Otherwise, he just wrestled a giant snake repeatedly, and failed miserably at it.
Druid: My name is Erik with a k.
NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?
Druid: With a k.
NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?
Druid: My last name is with a k.
NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?
Druid: My last name is With a K.
NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —
Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.
NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.
Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C
Hey, bhu:
Meow.
EDIT: Darn, it did it the first time!
I was just sharing that apparently there is a cat face in the unicode set.
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I've got a brand new combine harvester... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1S2G951F_s&index=8&list=PL5EFDEDF97FB233F8)Goddamned GTA -- that combine would DESTROY a lifeguard shack. :P
I'm pretty damn sure this thing is photoshopped. Though it is a bit humorous.
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I'm pretty sure I'd have to pay the first batches of taxes on it, though. Which would be expensive.
If I end up going, I hope I get one of the "smaller" prizes, like money or a gift card to the supermarket.
Give me the love of one of your nerdy cute friends!
...hey, as long as we're asking for stuff. :D
Not only is it not impossible, it's not even unusual (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrwO8b9iq34).Give me the love of one of your nerdy cute friends!
...hey, as long as we're asking for stuff. :D
Stop asking for the impossible :tongue
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.(click to show/hide)
Great pic.Thanks!
*melts at the sight*Actually they're both boys. But the little one's hair curls when it's long (the older one's used to do the same), so we leave it long.
So adorable! The little one is a girl, right?
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.(click to show/hide)
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.(click to show/hide)
Is that recent? I've fallen behind so muuuch on all those southpark episodes.It's from like Season 6 or something. (in the actual episode, it's not "ebola", it's "cancer")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y) The Most Epic Safety Video Ever MadeOMG, what did I just watch? That's now the new standard by which I will judge all safety videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc)lol
Andrew Johnson A man with no legs in a wheelchair attempted to punch my car downtown today. I was leaving a parking lot, and he was about to cross over the depression in the sidewalk at the exit of this lot. I gestured to let him go first, and he immediately screeched. This was a wailing-banshee style scream, too. Horrible. He then started to slowly wheel himself closer to my car, and raised one of his fists... This didn't help him much, and he just began to turn... having only propelled one side of his wheelchair in the previous stride, since he was too busy threatening me to actually -get- to me. He turned back around, still screeching, and got into the middle of the exit, screeched more, still, and straight up charged my car.
Lucky for me, I guess, I escaped unscathed because I was driving a car and he was a lunatic with no legs who would periodically pirouette with rage.
I need to see this on video!QuoteAndrew Johnson A man with no legs in a wheelchair attempted to punch my car downtown today. I was leaving a parking lot, and he was about to cross over the depression in the sidewalk at the exit of this lot. I gestured to let him go first, and he immediately screeched. This was a wailing-banshee style scream, too. Horrible. He then started to slowly wheel himself closer to my car, and raised one of his fists... This didn't help him much, and he just began to turn... having only propelled one side of his wheelchair in the previous stride, since he was too busy threatening me to actually -get- to me. He turned back around, still screeching, and got into the middle of the exit, screeched more, still, and straight up charged my car.
Lucky for me, I guess, I escaped unscathed because I was driving a car and he was a lunatic with no legs who would periodically pirouette with rage.
that was a response on an associates facebook page.
This story (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/04/tigger-sex-bathroom_n_6097238.html) made me LOL, but also feel bad about myself...Are you rethinking your Tigger costume activities? :whistle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia#Autoplushophilia
I believe SolEiji might be interested in this...
http://i.imgur.com/JnF4p0p.png:clap looks like someone stumbled upon the Assplomancer.
Not Safe For Work way of killing the BBEG...
Oh 4chan, you.
For the umpteenth time my mother has stroked the cats fur the wrong way, an act he obviously finds distasteful. And for the umpteenth time when she asked "Does kitty wub mommies" he has has lifted his leg and broken wind.:lmao
omg she is piiiiiiissed...
(http://i.imgur.com/NZwxlF5.jpg):lmao
D&D memes (http://dndppf.blogspot.ca/2014/12/the-royal-museum-of-d-memes.html)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10472701_820480208015481_8395112054805511627_n.jpg?oh=6f2d213e6a846c771d2cbbf026959fd1&oe=54D214F8&__gda__=1423138889_a87e1c27e5b08750f824f258229f0cb5)
12 days of D&D (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRmU1nYo78E)
Given the holidays and all.
Uh, that link takes me out to an empty cart at Amazon...
And for my thing, this is slightly annoying, slightly funny, so I'm just putting it here. Yesterday I made mac n cheese, and we were looking for the cheeses to add. My mom pulled out a really old one that was supposedly tasty. she opens it, and proclaims "this cheese is too hard". I see her trying to bite a small bit. So I grab the cheese and attempt to break off a piece of the corner. I fail. Instead, I bruise my thumb. Yes, I bruised the nail of my thumb on cheese. It felt like stone, and I'm not being hyperbolic with that statement.
Uh, that link takes me out to an empty cart at Amazon...Oops! Well, that was embarrassing. :blush
http://imgur.com/a/LSQW3
That is all.
http://i.imgur.com/ALkgH.jpgTrivia, bloodthirsty warlord Gandhi first happened because of a bug. He would actually start with zero agression, which meant that if you did something-anything that would lower that stat, there would be an underflow error and his agression would change to max. The devs considered that so funny that they never fixed it.
Japan is incredibly classy, no?
http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2015/01/07/he-gassen-japan-edo-period-fart-scrolls/
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.
And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.
And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.
The Tanuki, I think.
Don't forget Japan's annual penis festival! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html)
The origin of that celebration seems to be an old legend where a woman had a demon hide inside her vagina, and it would bite off the dick of anyone she tried to have sex with. Cue the woman asking a blacksmith to make her a steeldildophallus to trick the demon into biting it and breaking its teeth, sanctifying the item in the process. After that the woman put the holydildoartifact in a shrine and from then prostitutes would pray to it for protection against sexually transmitted diseases!
Mind you, while we're discussing this, they may be discussing why do Europe's main churches have so many muscled naked guys.
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.
And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.
The Tanuki, I think.
http://lukemckinney.net/2015/01/05/lovecraftian-horrors-distance-themselves-from-lovecraftian-racism/That was hilariously awesome. Or awesomely hilarious. I'm not sure which.
Hilarious counterfeit products. (http://www.jairkobe.com.br/38-presentes-falsificado-de-rivera-que-teu-filho-vai-odiar/)
The page is in Portuguese, but the jokes are all in English.
Oh, and Grand Theft San Andreas Tarzan is a beautiful thing that I didn't know I needed.Agreed. However, I think I'm more inclined towards GTA:Saw. FUCKING METAL! -!--!
That just ended up confusing me.
A lot.
Who was arguing for which side?
Or in other words, I see your comic strip, and raise you this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoqzb5R6vw).
And, yet again, the right way is the middle way.http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=15293.msg270336#msg270336 done new thread
Creating offensive content for the sake of creating offensive content will aggravate a lot of people, and is a bad form of expressing your right of free speech. On the other hand, pungent, creative satire is a GREAT tool to provoke thinking and raising awareness to a lot of issues, as well as simply poking fun at the absurdity of certain situations.
What i'm trying to say is, you can't just ban "offensiveness" because that will end up making sure that no new content is ever created, because everything is offensive. But you can't also allow everything everywhere.
I think what the strip's trying to say is, you don't go to the door of a Catholic Church and start distributing atheist(or satanist) propaganda. That's a good way to get punched in the face, even if what you're doing is perfectly legal. Doing that at a mall is also perfectly legal, but much more unlikely to get you punched in the face.
Yes, the person punching you in the face is an asshole that could've simply walked away, but, you're kind of an asshole too, you know, for doing what you ought've known was risking that very outcome.
I'm very sleepy and that's as far as my reasoning will go, but maybe we create a thread to discuss this? It's a very interesting subject.
In my reading class, one of the readings is a powerpoint. The second slide of the powerpoint is titled "disciplinary literacy?" with a picture of an all-leather clad dominatrix. With a whip.
EDIT: My own OOC DnD quote:
"I roll to eat the spiders."
"okay, you succeed, move into the swarm of spiders, and eat them. They deal 23 damage on the attack of opportunity."
The vaccination one was amusing.
And then I read the comments.
That was really fun until it overwhelmed my tolerance for human stupidity.
I mean, I'm ambivalent on the whole thing (except for vaccinating children. They're all disease-carriers who routinely go to a disease-infested place.), but medicine is not the place for political ideology.
Back to the thread!
Never split the party! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waa2ucfgVgQ)
Roll a d6! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I)
Charles Manson ends engagement after learning fiancee only wanted his corpse. (http://wgntv.com/2015/02/09/charles-mansons-fiancee-allegedly-only-wanted-him-for-his-corpse/)
Charles Manson ends engagement after learning fiancee only wanted his corpse. (http://wgntv.com/2015/02/09/charles-mansons-fiancee-allegedly-only-wanted-him-for-his-corpse/)
Never thought you could feel sympathy for old charlie... :twitch
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/#.VNkSISoCI7Y.facebook
I don't know where this should go, but it's bugged me for a long time. Anyone who lives in the St. Louis area may be familiar with it already, but there's a liquor store called Dirt Cheap. The "mascot" is a chick (baby chicken chick) wearing a sexy 20's style men's 1-piece swim suit. It's a male chicken. And it has boobs (https://www.google.com/search?q=dirt+cheap&safe=off&biw=1244&bih=561&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=itrnVN7vK4mYgwSdg4GYBQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw).
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot. A 20's style swim suit. Sexualized. Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store. Oh and magic. It can summon booze out of thin air.
A 40-day-long dystopian birthday party, narrated through Twitter (http://storify.com/FrogCroakley/the-colelcted-daniel-barker-s-birth)That was incredible.
This is one of the best things I've ever read.
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.
I... can't really explain how I found this.
It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.
I... can't really explain how I found this.
It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot. A 20's style swim suit. Sexualized. Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store. Oh and magic. It can summon booze out of thin air.You just haven't gotten drunk enough to appreciate its true genius yet...
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.
I... can't really explain how I found this.
It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.
Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.
I... can't really explain how I found this.
It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.
Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!
I admit it! I was looking for erotic fanfiction involving a loving and chaste courting, involving lots of purple prose.
That is my fetish.
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.
I... can't really explain how I found this.
It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.
...I recognize that newsgroup. that's ASSTR.org No shame.
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Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg
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Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg
age not a factor if they use their klingon voice
Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon. Wow. Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.Well, with a name like that you don't have much choice. NFL player or local meth head isn't much of a choice. :) I mean, it's not any worse than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Colon), it's better than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Felt), and probably doesn't hold a candle to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox); I could do this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz) all day long.
Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon. Wow. Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.Well, with a name like that you don't have much choice. NFL player or local meth head isn't much of a choice. :) I mean, it's not any worse than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Colon), it's better than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Felt), and probably doesn't hold a candle to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox); I could do this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz) all day long.
Berthulu (http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/y/yw/fark_ywVaj4-RDPjCgEn3w--QqPR-S4Y.jpg?t=DxbzI4FmM_zwA8ikb7QucA&f=1427083200)403 error.
That's almost as bad as the Tom Raper RV line.
Hilarious kindle book covers (http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/24/kindle_cover_disasters_book_covers_worth_your_judgment.html?wpsrc=fol_fb)
This is one of those "WTF?" kind of LMAO moments.Yeah, I saw this a while back. Thought about suggesting the idea to my wife. ;)
Researcher makes yoghurt from her vaginal bacteria. Because science. (http://www.sciencealert.com/a-researcher-is-making-yoghurt-from-her-vaginal-bacteria-because-science)
They say the taste will grow on you.
They also say, your doctor might say the "taste" is growing on you.
Roast of Justin Beiber ... on Comedy Central.
The previous roasts are hilarious, this one a tad bit malicious.
"Justin has more negative votes on Twitter, than ISIS."
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=4471lol
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=4471Awesome
So you know how "c" is always the correct answer on multiple choice tests? Well, in my edpsych book, reading about assessment, there's the following guideline (from, like, 15) for making more effective multiple choice test questions:C is the most common answer on the SAT test. By like 1%. I have no idea what it is for the ACT, or for end-of-year tests in school, or for your edpsych book.
"Vary the position of the correct answer, and avoid overusing choice c"
D*ck Sealant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw)
Grammar Nazis:
(http://i.imgur.com/TPZzQxr.jpg)
Why were you looking there, I wonder?
(I'm actually legitimately curious about how you found that.)
In the meantime, I found a webcomic strip I like:
This is the scienceman.....And I read all of them. It took me a while but I read them all. Bhu! There's bee/cat/bear monsters in there!
He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.
... but not yet...
... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
This is the scienceman.....And I read all of them. It took me a while but I read them all. Bhu! There's bee/cat/bear monsters in there!
He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.
... but not yet...
... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
This is the scienceman.....And I read all of them. It took me a while but I read them all. Bhu! There's bee/cat/bear monsters in there!
He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.
... but not yet...
... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
Holy mother of god that is some epic batshit crazy :twitch
Bhu, perhaps you should watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ) ...
Hey Eiji...I have some bad news...they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c)
Hey Eiji...I have some bad news...they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c)
I see your hobbits and raise you a Shia LaBeouf (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI).
Today I am drinking tea.That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
All of the tea.
Even yours.
Today I am drinking tea.That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
All of the tea.
Even yours.
Today I am drinking tea.That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
All of the tea.
Even yours.
You must drink tea like a real man then. Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water. This is the Eiji way.
Today I am drinking tea.That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
All of the tea.
Even yours.
You must drink tea like a real man then. Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water. This is the Eiji way.
Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?
Today I am drinking tea.That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
All of the tea.
Even yours.
You must drink tea like a real man then. Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water. This is the Eiji way.
Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?
Nah, I'm pretty sure Kuro shares the same tea drinking style of Ashley Williams, consume demonic duplicates of yourself then chug boiling water straight from the kettle.
Today I am drinking tea.That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
All of the tea.
Even yours.
You must drink tea like a real man then. Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water. This is the Eiji way.
Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?
Nah, I'm pretty sure Kuro shares the same tea drinking style of Ashley Williams, consume demonic duplicates of yourself then chug boiling water straight from the kettle.
We must go one step further.
I suggest we build a space elevator outside the coast of Brazil and start pumping water into the air in the form of a massive water droplet, using magnetics and superscience monopoles to keep it together. Then, we drop it on the Amazon rainforest. As the sphere of aquatic death descends, it will heat up to fantastic temperatures, which will only increase once it makes impact. The sheer force will vaporize the entire rainforest in a nuclear shockwave, mixing water and steam with leaves and turning most of South America into a giant teacup for the ultimate tea experience.
I am sure Kuroimaken will have no problems with his plan, and intends to enjoy the tea based terraforming and human extinction event to its fullest.
Look upon the form of The Chromatic Dragon, Creator of Evil Dragonkind, the Avaricious, the Dragon Queen, Nemesis of the Gods, the Dark Lady, Queen of Chaos, the Undying Queen, Bane of Bahamut, the Primeval Mother...Wait, why is the white head breathing FIRE?
TIAMAT!
And despair... despair!(click to show/hide)
Look upon the form of The Chromatic Dragon, Creator of Evil Dragonkind, the Avaricious, the Dragon Queen, Nemesis of the Gods, the Dark Lady, Queen of Chaos, the Undying Queen, Bane of Bahamut, the Primeval Mother...Wait, why is the white head breathing FIRE?
TIAMAT!
And despair... despair!(click to show/hide)
http://twitchfilm.com/2015/05/youre-about-to-hack-time-watch-kung-fury-in-full-now-gallery.htmlI actually kinda liked it. It wasn't funny to me (I mean could see where some parts would have been funny), I actually thought it was kinda cool.
http://twitchfilm.com/2015/05/youre-about-to-hack-time-watch-kung-fury-in-full-now-gallery.html
Guy takes nutshot to prove bullet-proof jockstrap/cup works. (http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/29/business-owner-takes-bullet-to-groin-to-prove-his-nutshellz-jockstrap-works-208742) :twitch
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?A chicken nugget with boobs?
:twitch
There's just so much idk wtf going on ...
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?A chicken nugget with boobs?
:twitch
There's just so much idk wtf going on ...
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
Scroll down to the Miley Cyrus thing (http://www.fark.com/comments/8729145/Police-performing-a-sex-act-with-a-McChicken-sandwich-is-gross-disturbing-but-not-necessarily-illegal)... :lmao :lol I warn you it cannot be unseen! (Probably NSFW in most places, but not exactly explicit, either... just... disturbing and hilarious.)
Tenchi Muyo is the nWoD of anime, every character coming from a different hypothetical game line/genre to form the party, so half of the party is OP and the rest are normal-ish people. And this is why you don't cross over every single line in a game.
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?A chicken nugget with boobs?
:twitch
There's just so much idk wtf going on ...
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
A chicken nugget's nuggets :p
I DARE you to show me a superior vidja-gaem. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayA2Yo6eBt4&index=15&list=PLE4FD54CE50528F2F)
Donald Trump announced he is running for President. I was going to post about it in the politics thread. But, honestly...we all know it's more fitting to talk about it here.
Hmm... News I would like to see: Donald Trump's wigs become sentient and rebel against him to start their own Presidential campaign.Sounds like a great campaign premise. The PCs would play the wigs, of course. :lol
The Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1
The Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1
The Secret Service raided Steve Jackson Games and lost the resulting court battle.
http://www.sjgames.com/SS/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service
:lol wow, how bizzarre that whole thing isThe Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1
The Secret Service raided Steve Jackson Games and lost the resulting court battle.
http://www.sjgames.com/SS/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service
My favorite part of all that is from the wiki page:
To this day, the GURPS Cyberpunk book lists "Unsolicited Comments: The United States Secret Service" on its credits page.
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)
I see your business cat and raise you a jellyjam sandwich. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWXadNojNec)
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)
From a news article on a reputable news source (as in, not a comedy news sources like the Daily Show or something, but a place that does actual, good journalism) discussing Trumps latest rise in the polls and significant media coverage:
"That makes sense: reporters write Trump stories, discover they produce lots of page views, and then they write more. [ED Note: until we make you stop]."
Is it weird that i kind of envy this dude?No.
And which manga is that?
And which manga is that?
Franken Fran (http://mangafox.me/manga/franken_fran/). The main protagonist is the girl with stitches and nails on her head who's a crazy scientist that runs a semi-secret private clinc where the word "ethics" are pretty much unheard off and she'll perform pretty much any experiment on human beings as long as you cough out the cash. Invests profits in running experiments out of her own initiative, including her personal army of monsters. Likes rescuing people on the verge of death for free just to try out new techniques.
Warning: plenty of blood and gore and insanity.
NSFW: If you're going to show off your RPGMaker S&M anime game on Steam Greenlight, this is the absolute worst way to advertise it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYobPACaQg)That is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. :lmao
Unusual Dragon Hoards (http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/tagged/hoards) (a couple are nsfw)
https://imgur.com/kQCD6KF
I think this the best summary of RPG arguments I have read in a while.
It's about ice cream. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?106111-We-All-Scream)
Obviously the universe explodes.Well I'm sure out there somewhere a universe explodes. :lmao
Obviously the universe explodes.Well I'm sure out there somewhere a universe explodes. :lmao
(http://i.imgur.com/vt2jWDm.jpg?1)And people wonder why our economy is so fucked up. :rolleyes
Males are allowed to be shown shirtless on TV and for females they have a rule of no-nipple, meaning cleavage, underboob and sideboob shots are perfectly fine so long as they do not reveal the areolas or nipples. Legally it's much of the same thing with skimpy bikinis still having to cover very specific areas.How about actual real world pasties made out of realistic photos of male nipples?
So my question is, what happens if you censor a picture of the upper torso of a female with a male's areola region? ...And now that you're imaging what that would look like haha.
P.S. Try not to take the subject seriously.
You can tell because his moustache points down.
You can tell because his moustache points down.
Wait... my moustache points down!
Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?
You can tell because his moustache points down.
Wait... my moustache points down!
Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?
This surprises you?
You can tell because his moustache points down.
Wait... my moustache points down!
Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?
This surprises you?
It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.
Also, it explains the lair of evil.
You can tell because his moustache points down.
Wait... my moustache points down!
Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?
This surprises you?
It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.
Also, it explains the lair of evil.
You're in my house!
You can tell because his moustache points down.
Wait... my moustache points down!
Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?
This surprises you?
It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.
Also, it explains the lair of evil.
You're in my house!
No, I'm not.
Can't you clearly see that I have crossed out your name using a purple pen and have written "Grand Poobah Amechra" in its place?
The future of transportation (https://youtu.be/p8y0xpkdaNY).:lmao
Exploding whale carcass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4). Need I say more? :lol
*Knocks you out with a calculator* Bet you weren't counting on that!
"How big were asses in Ancient Rome?" (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3o4m7j/how_big_were_asses_in_ancient_rome/)I was mildly disappointed by the lack of actual pictures of Roman asses.
Remember that time EN World had to make its own subforum for "Damage on a Miss" proposed class feature for 5th Edition Fighters?
Well, it's that time again, but for Warlords! (http://www.enworld.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?540-Temporary-Warlord-Forum)
Oh lord is this serious?
I don't even know anything about the warlord. Looks like a 5e Crusader, kinda, maybe. The self healing martial. But...
Oh my, why.
For Uncle Kitty: https://www.facebook.com/FreeStuffWorld/videos/1151332544896530/
So there's this software tool online called Foxtype, which grades the politeness and friendliness of your sentences. (https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness):lol
I'm starting to think it's ideologically biased:(click to show/hide)
Or at the very least in need of more work:(click to show/hide)
So there's this software tool online called Foxtype, which grades the politeness and friendliness of your sentences. (https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness):lol
I'm starting to think it's ideologically biased:(click to show/hide)
Or at the very least in need of more work:(click to show/hide)
Mine is dishes. Like, when emptying the dishwasher, she chatters at me like it's a bird, and then runs away. It's not fear? It's more....anger? I don't know, it's weird.
Like, paying attention. She's making the hunting chatter, but at the plates, and not in a hunting pose.
Thinking of changing my avatar to this... (Bhu should definitley click)(click to show/hide)
An Oldie but Goodie. :DThinking of changing my avatar to this... (Bhu should definitley click)(click to show/hide)
http://www.public.asu.edu/~mesmith9/VikingKittens.htm
If Evangelion was made by Michael Bay... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU)
First contact checklist. (http://criticalmiss.com/issue7/firstcontact1.html)
I literally just found this again after seven years.
Thats pretty sweet amechra
I might be of help Brujon, can u describe this site?
Tulzscha the green flame
lemme look through my links i might have something
I accept payments on Paypal now, brujon. (http://web.archive.org/web/20070422022716/http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/Information.htm)
I bet this movie poster was designed to troll girlfriends into wanting to see the movie::lol(click to show/hide)
I accept payments on Paypal now, brujon. (http://web.archive.org/web/20070422022716/http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/Information.htm)
Holy
shit
You actually did manage to find it, i'm in awe
:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
You guys never cease to amaze me!
WOW, some amazing illustrations on the site!They are amazing!
Oi, person who upvoted my post! I'd like to know who you are so I can thank you properly. :p
Quote from: Jackinthegreen link=topic=12598.msg300219# msg300219 date=1455004734Oi, person who upvoted my post! I'd like to know who you are so I can thank you properly. :p
Tis i, your post made me chuckle
i LOVE it :love
I wish to be the butter paladin.(click to show/hide)
Deny me this at your own peril.
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nice to see u back :D
Sirpercival left a while back. I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break :(
Sirpercival left a while back. I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break :(I remember it being something like that. I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.
I think he should have finished it a while ago, but then again... sometimes things like that don't go according to plan. I took 8 years to finish my PhD. :pSirpercival left a while back. I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break :(I remember it being something like that. I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.
He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
The average student takes 8.2 years (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/12-reasons-not-to-get-a-phd/)to slog through a PhD program and is 33 years old before earning that top diploma. You did it faster than average :coolI think he should have finished it a while ago, but then again... sometimes things like that don't go according to plan. I took 8 years to finish my PhD. :pSirpercival left a while back. I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break :(I remember it being something like that. I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.
He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
Wow... the age was spot on the money, too. :P So I guess I'm just... average. :ehThe average student takes 8.2 years (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/12-reasons-not-to-get-a-phd/)to slog through a PhD program and is 33 years old before earning that top diploma. You did it faster than average :coolI think he should have finished it a while ago, but then again... sometimes things like that don't go according to plan. I took 8 years to finish my PhD. :pSirpercival left a while back. I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break :(I remember it being something like that. I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.
He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
:clap ... Go Go SirP !!
PhD ar u seXY
(anagram)
u ar seXY PhD:lmao
So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)
But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"
That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.
That's incorrect by at least three reasons:So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)
But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"
That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.
This seems entirely legit. (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/a-normal-human)
This seems entirely legit. (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/a-normal-human)
http://cheezburger.com/778501/twitter-list-of-horrible-mcdonalds-milkshake-drive-thru-story
We've all ahd days like this
http://cheezburger.com/778501/twitter-list-of-horrible-mcdonalds-milkshake-drive-thru-storyThe comments are pure gold. :lmao
We've all ahd days like this
That's incorrect by at least three reasons:So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)
But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"
That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.
-Most reploids were built by reverse-engineering X.
-Zero was built around the same time as X, and Zero's the origin of the Maverick virus.
-In the Megaman Zero time period, the first game's final boss is a carbon copy of X that was built after the original X went missing, except they skipped the whole "spend decades learning the difference between good and evil" bit, and thus the copy X used its superior power to basically become a psycopath robot dictator (leading to the period's premise of scavenging Zero because he was pretty much the only bot who ever could go toe to toe against X). It's one of my favorite boss fights in Megaman games, since copy X has a dynamic AI that can use any of the original X weapons from the previous games, so it can be pretty different duel each time you fight it.
That's incorrect by at least three reasons:So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)
But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"
That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.
-Most reploids were built by reverse-engineering X.
-Zero was built around the same time as X, and Zero's the origin of the Maverick virus.
-In the Megaman Zero time period, the first game's final boss is a carbon copy of X that was built after the original X went missing, except they skipped the whole "spend decades learning the difference between good and evil" bit, and thus the copy X used its superior power to basically become a psycopath robot dictator (leading to the period's premise of scavenging Zero because he was pretty much the only bot who ever could go toe to toe against X). It's one of my favorite boss fights in Megaman games, since copy X has a dynamic AI that can use any of the original X weapons from the previous games, so it can be pretty different duel each time you fight it.
You're all off, because megaman isn't canon, as is the cut up, changed up, made puerile for American's version. Rockman is the only real version.
=P
(Posting on behalf of a friend of mine, I've never watched or played either series.)
I've heard about using fruit in the bedroom, but this is just ridiculous. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc) NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxhxKdnjGA8 lmaoDude, I definitely LOL'd.
nsfw
How to fix a bent penis (NSFW) (http://www.the-bent-penis-website.com/fix-a-bent-penis.html#.V1ig7JErKUm)
The best bug report in the history of ever. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXRdnJqXi1U)
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-06-27.jpg)
I wish to be the butter paladin.Someone needs to make this a class. I nominate Eiji!
(http://img05.deviantart.net/7276/i/2006/161/e/0/butter_knight_by_johnsu.jpg) (http://johnsu.deviantart.com/art/Butter-Knight-34539265)
Deny me this at your own peril.
You did this. You brought the butter upon yourselves! (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Butter_Paladin_(3.5e_Class))Yes! I love it! I am going to ask my DM if I can make one for a follower of my Ghoul (from Fallout, a VERY irradiated human) Farmer/Druid deity (divine rank 5)
You did this. You brought the butter upon yourselves! (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Butter_Paladin_(3.5e_Class))
https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA (https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA)
I saw this a while ago, maybe 6 years ago. I was thinking "wtf?!" when my son comes up behind me, sees the dancing birdmen, and says "chickens!"
I showed my mom the video and told her what my son said and she said "those are some mighty meaty chickens."
Why are you teaching your children ancient math? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McvYu2e2zkw):clap :lol
Serious D&D Player Chugs Wine Underwater to Settle Rules Dispute (http://kotaku.com/serious-d-d-player-chugs-wine-underwater-to-settle-rule-1785417845?rev=1471470290267&utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow)
He kinda doesn't really explain WHY the destruction of the Death Star implies a massive amount of debt, though. Yeah, the Empire just lost an asset worth 193 sextillion dollars (don't get me started on the credits to dollars conversion ratio) but it's not like it owes a separate industry that money, since the Empire IS the industry.
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even becensored... oops
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even becensored... oops
Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.(click to show/hide)
A War Painter!
*hint* Eiji *hint*
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even becensored... oops
Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.(click to show/hide)
What's the problem? He was going after the ball wasn't he? :lmao
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)
QuoteYou ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)
QuoteYou ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)
You've never seen this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0)
I've seen it, but it's been a while.QuoteYou ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)
You've never seen this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0)
What inspired you to take the path you did with Rita’s slow takeover of the alternate Earth?I let out an excess amount of air through my nose at that one.
I think it’s more interesting, personally. And, if our current political situation in the U.S. is any indication, entirely believable. I mean, is a Moon Witch convincing the people of Earth to let her rule them any more outlandish than Donald Trump?
I was not aware there was a Power Rangers comic.There is actually two of them ongoing.
What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused.
THese are FKN amazing. :lol
People Who Tried to Take Panorama Shots and Ended Up Opening the Gates of Hell (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2017/07/panorama/)
From a photoshop contestFark just gives me squirrel nuts for that page. Which one of these posters (http://www.fark.com/comments/9669173/Photoshop-Theme-Movie-mash-up-posters) is it?
https://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/h/hS/fark_hS940qGyM0mSBbgMsEHmQQt_Yxw.jpg?t=1MAPQiuE8aArAw0SO4ngsw&f=1501473600
Bhu, do you work with these guys? :)
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/11/03/driver-pulls-gun-after-learning-mcdonalds-was-out-egg-mcmuffins.html?ICID=ref_fark
A guy troll Youtube an a respectable way, he took this video (https://www.youtube.com/v/ZLmU2UVjMVg) and turned it into an unskippable ad that played around 3am at night for five bucks a day.
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link (https://www.facebook.com/medcarevietnam/posts/174373009763081))
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.
History of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
History of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
For a crazy compressed version of Japan's history, that totally works.
I can neither read nor comprehend this. ELI5?(click to show/hide)
Last Saturday's D&D campaign was most amusing, and can be summarized with "Make Bahari Great Again!" (Bahari is my wife's character). My wife's character is a fallen water goddess. She had all of her divinity (and with that, memories) stripped from her. For some reason the party has put their main quest on the back burner and is currently on the quest to restore her to her former glory. (hence the "Make Bahari Great Again") The party even convinced a shopkeeper to make "Make Bahari Great Again" hats.