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Title: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 18, 2014, 04:25:49 PM
As the title says.

I called a girl earlier today and eventually mentioned that I was having trouble hearing here.  So she hangs up, calls back, and asks if it's better.  I say yes, and she says "That sounds better." and I reply in a very punny tone "Yes, it certainly does."  Both of us got a nice kick out of that.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on February 18, 2014, 04:38:59 PM
That's bad.   :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 18, 2014, 05:25:48 PM
http://cheezburger.com/58609409

wrasslin'!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 18, 2014, 05:50:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on February 19, 2014, 04:10:54 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 19, 2014, 04:39:07 PM
http://cheezburger.com/58609409

wrasslin'!
The best part was that the wrestler looked embarrassed by his own entrance.  :lmao It also reminded me of a GWAR concert.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 19, 2014, 08:14:53 PM
GWAR?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 19, 2014, 08:17:05 PM
GWAR?

Just the most ridiculously over-the-top heavy metal band ever.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 19, 2014, 08:18:50 PM
Is it GOOD over-the-top or "oh god make it stop" over-the-top?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 19, 2014, 08:28:12 PM
I'll let you make your own judgement call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1DluFNCe0)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 19, 2014, 10:30:42 PM
I'll let you make your own judgement call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1DluFNCe0)

That's... not over-the-top. It's just guttural yelling. At best.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 19, 2014, 11:10:36 PM
I'll let you make your own judgement call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1DluFNCe0)

That's... not over-the-top. It's just guttural yelling. At best.
It's a parody band. At the concert I was at, they fed the pope to a giant dinosaur, and sprayed the crowd with fake bodily fluids (not all blood... their costumes include giant deformed-looking penises :P ).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on February 21, 2014, 02:39:14 AM
The Internet on creative ownership:

(http://i.imgur.com/xW1sUAA.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 21, 2014, 06:30:00 AM
I just realized something obvious about Pokemon.

Namely, institutionalized Pokemon fights are there to stop 10-year-olds from overthrowing the government with their elemental monstrosities.

Though I preferred the pre-bastardized version of Pokemon. (http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/pokethulhu.htm)

Oh, and the truth about Pandas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJPoIynm0)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on February 23, 2014, 01:45:12 PM
One of my characters jerked off Hitler.  What do I do now? (http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1yklry/one_of_my_characters_jerked_off_hitler_what_do_i/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 23, 2014, 02:23:43 PM
One of my characters jerked off Hitler.  What do I do now? (http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1yklry/one_of_my_characters_jerked_off_hitler_what_do_i/)
Oh wow... I just can't stop laughing at this. It sounds like the most interesting game I've ever heard of.  :lmao :lol :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nicklance on February 23, 2014, 04:44:02 PM
I just realized something obvious about Pokemon.

Namely, institutionalized Pokemon fights are there to stop 10-year-olds from overthrowing the government with their elemental monstrosities.

Though I preferred the pre-bastardized version of Pokemon. (http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/pokethulhu.htm)

Oh, and the truth about Pandas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJPoIynm0)

Assuming that only 10 year olds have pokemon?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 23, 2014, 05:32:25 PM
Well, sure, adults have 'em too. It's just that adults have better impulse control.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on February 24, 2014, 12:42:25 AM
Or in the case of Team Rocket, are actively using Pokemon to reign terror and make dirty money.


Actually, in Ruby/Sapphire/Diamond, it was a big plot point that Teams Aqua and Magma were hunting down the games' respective Legendary Pokemon.  If they're awakened and controlled, they can use them to transform the world into one more to their liking.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 24, 2014, 01:04:15 AM
Or in the case of Team Rocket, are actively using Pokemon to reign terror and make dirty money.


Actually, in Ruby/Sapphire/Diamond, it was a big plot point that Teams Aqua and Magma were hunting down the games' respective Legendary Pokemon.  If they're awakened and controlled, they can use them to transform the world into one more to their liking.

But given that they have the crap beaten out of them by a 10-year-old... I highly doubt their actual effectiveness as a criminal empire.

Seriously, you'd think that once they saw that said 10-year-old is a threat (due to the highly trained death-machines under their control.), they would, you know, use guns. To shoot the kid.

You think someone who would willingly drown coastal cities is someone who would draw the line at shooting the kid in their knee-caps? Or just something so you could get their pokeballs off 'em. After which, they are a ten-year-old kid. And you are an adult.

I mean, this is the same problem that I had with Avatar; why get in fights with the Avatar or his friends (who are extremely talented Benders), when you can bribe someone to stick paralytics into their tea, thus nullifying the "elemental powers" problem?

Well, other than the fact that people like watching kung-fu fighting.

Which brings me back to the fact that all villainous lairs should have some way to knock out anyone who happens to be in any given room. I prefer giving everyone gas masks, making sure the rooms are airtight, and pumping air out of the room.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: X-Codes on February 24, 2014, 02:28:19 AM
Yeah, the Pokemon series is really dysfunctional if you think about it for 5 seconds.  You have a world where basically all the work is done by unpaid Quasi-Sentient creatures, and yet in one of the games (Black/White) you're actually given an opportunity to liberate these de-facto slaves, but are forced to decide not to.  Why?  Because of some kind of bond between people and Pokemon.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 24, 2014, 02:42:34 AM
Add in the fact that some of those "quasi-sentients"  are several times more intelligent than human beings...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nicklance on February 24, 2014, 06:04:42 AM
Of course a 10 year old can beat super criminal organizations that are all powerful and rich!

It's a game designed to appeal to the ego of a kid and perpetuate the trope that adults are useless.

If you throw in Pokemon to another universe that is grimdark or gritty, you'd see less kids running around because they're dead.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on February 24, 2014, 05:53:19 PM
I made a general Pokemon thread right here to continue the conversation. (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=12648.0)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 25, 2014, 04:07:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC-5RT3TGzQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC-5RT3TGzQ) does your insurance include Ryu coverage?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on February 26, 2014, 07:40:17 PM
Man arrested for meth production while wearing Breaking Bad shirt. (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/26/breaking-bad-shirt/5847945/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 26, 2014, 10:58:00 PM
https://explosm.net/comics/3436/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: X-Codes on March 01, 2014, 09:57:35 PM
Some of my family was apparently in Lincoln today for some reason, and was going to drive back to Omaha in the snow we've been having (not a lot of snow, but still snow) on the I-80 and asked what the road conditions were.  First response:

"Horrible.  Yetis are flipping over cars and tearing them open to eat the tender humans inside.  Never before have I seen such carnage."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 02, 2014, 06:57:16 PM
I go a good laugh out of a comment on an advice kind of column.  The subject replied to was about a person who has a cake business and would normally have done one for her nephew, but said nephew is having a hunting themed wedding and she's an aminal rights activist.

 Dobby
Re the wedding hunting issues: As a dog I eat meat. Hunting is how humans have gotten fresh meat for one hundred thousand years. Helping humans get meat has been the goal of every dog for fifty thousand years. Maintaining a tradition that was an important part of life for most of us up until the last few hundred years is not evil. Wanton slaughter is not okay regardless of species, including other humans, but please don't deny me bacon, hamburger or duck breast jerky! And a cake not made with love tastes stale, at least to dogs.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 02, 2014, 11:25:12 PM
(http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af81/OrionFireInTheSky/friday_dopamine_dump_37_photos31_zpsc50d5d1a.jpg)

Also, Kuro, I saw this the other day, and thought of you:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 03, 2014, 09:36:00 AM
Totally approved.  :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 04, 2014, 10:06:51 PM
American everyman and supposed non-actor Chuck Duprey gives his frightening personal account of Obamacare on The Colbert Report. (http://m.comedycentral.com/colbertnation_video.rbml?id=phony-obamacare-horror-stories---patrick-stewart)  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 05, 2014, 12:56:58 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iRSmRCg

and this...
http://www.hilariousgifs.com/jesus-last-supper/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 06, 2014, 09:05:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oZ42ori.gif?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 07, 2014, 12:22:58 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mod/4351419252.html  :twitch  :lmao I wonder if melissa said yes

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/4318214282.html  :lmao


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/4087131600.html  :lol

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/4031578917.html

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 07, 2014, 09:22:39 AM
Oh my god at the last one... I have to wonder if that's serious or just a troll.  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 08, 2014, 12:29:24 AM
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/248964685623952945/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Sinfire Titan on March 08, 2014, 08:37:41 AM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 08, 2014, 09:39:47 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nsh/4279025035.html :lol

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/4334045530.html wtf is up with folks wanting ducks?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on March 08, 2014, 11:41:56 AM
(click to show/hide)

 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 08, 2014, 02:23:51 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/VxcRR
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 08, 2014, 03:02:35 PM
She's sold me on her proposition.  Let's hope she's freaky...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 09, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
http://explosm.net/comics/3486/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 10, 2014, 12:19:08 PM
http://xkcd.com/627/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 10, 2014, 01:32:31 PM
http://xkcd.com/627/
:lol I agree 100%!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 11, 2014, 06:08:43 PM
Replacing every sound in Morrowind with the Tim Allen grunt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 11, 2014, 09:09:01 PM
Zach Galifianakis interviews Barack Obama (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/18e820ec3f/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-president-barack-obama)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 13, 2014, 01:21:59 PM
The infamous Whose Line party quirks grope incident, Uncensored! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRvwiCA_h8)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 13, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
The infamous Whose Line party quirks grope incident, Uncensored! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRvwiCA_h8)
:lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 14, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
Playmate wannabe suing after "golf tee in butt" stunt goes terribly wrong... (http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/03/playboy-model-golf-tee-butt-liz-dickson/) (I shit you not...)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 14, 2014, 12:44:07 PM
Quote
Paleoanthropology Division
Smithsonian Institute
207 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20078


Dear Sir:

Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to it's modern origin:

1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.
2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.
3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the "ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:


A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.
B. Clams don't have teeth.
It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in it's normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin.

However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.

Yours in Science,

Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquities
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 15, 2014, 10:35:37 AM
Steampunk Cruise (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/16/travel/steampunks-at-sea.html?emc=edit_th_20140315&nl=todaysheadlines&nlid=42349341&_r=0)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 15, 2014, 10:47:42 AM
For Bhu
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 15, 2014, 04:14:38 PM
Catzilla photos are always welcomes :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 15, 2014, 08:39:56 PM
I just had a thought:

"Man, if I were Achilles, I would have just worn heavy anklets. Yep. No armor.

I'd run into battle screaming HAHAHA YOU FUCKERS I HAVE INVINCIBLE SKIN!, my manhood just a swinging in the breeze..."

In summary, I think that nearly invincible people should go into battle in whatever the fuck they want, because anything that could feasibly hurt them would go through armor like it was made of tin foil.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on March 15, 2014, 11:52:30 PM
I just had a thought:

"Man, if I were Achilles, I would have just worn heavy anklets. Yep. No armor.

I'd run into battle screaming HAHAHA YOU FUCKERS I HAVE INVINCIBLE SKIN!, my manhood just a swinging in the breeze..."

In summary, I think that nearly invincible people should go into battle in whatever the fuck they want, because anything that could feasibly hurt them would go through armor like it was made of tin foil.

Nothing like advertising your one weak point to all your enemies...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 16, 2014, 12:11:46 AM
True...

Better just stay ALL naked, then.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on March 16, 2014, 12:19:48 AM
I would've worn a heavy piece of jewellery against somewhere invincible. :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 16, 2014, 12:32:21 AM
Wear a full suit of armor, with even stronger armor around your ankles.  Problem solved, and they can't even see that it's more protected!  An I second the large (red, obviously) gem somewhere invincible.  Works best if it's also logical, so maybe your heart?  And have red lines coming out of it!  And if you can back-light it, that's even better, make it glow.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on March 16, 2014, 02:48:23 PM
Wear a full suit of armor, with even stronger armor around your ankles.  Problem solved, and they can't even see that it's more protected!  An I second the large (red, obviously) gem somewhere invincible.  Works best if it's also logical, so maybe your heart?  And have red lines coming out of it!  And if you can back-light it, that's even better, make it glow.

This, plus maximizing your bluffing skill to pretend like it "hurts, real bad" when they stab you in your supposed weak spot.  And you make efforts to deflect attacks away from it, shielding it with your (also) invincible arms or twisting your torso so your back takes it, etc...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 16, 2014, 02:51:59 PM
Wear a full suit of armor, with even stronger armor around your ankles.  Problem solved, and they can't even see that it's more protected!  An I second the large (red, obviously) gem somewhere invincible.  Works best if it's also logical, so maybe your heart?  And have red lines coming out of it!  And if you can back-light it, that's even better, make it glow.

This, plus maximizing your bluffing skill to pretend like it "hurts, real bad" when they stab you in your supposed weak spot.  And you make efforts to deflect attacks away from it, shielding it with your (also) invincible arms or twisting your torso so your back takes it, etc...

From the Evil Overlord list :  Whatever my one vulnerability is, I will fake a different one. For example, ordering all mirrors removed from the palace, screaming and flinching whenever someone accidentally holds up a mirror, etc. In the climax when the hero whips out a mirror and thrusts it at my face, my reaction will be "Hmm...I think I need a shave."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 16, 2014, 03:00:37 PM
But, but...

Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on March 16, 2014, 03:13:04 PM
But, but...

Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.

Well, that blog is mostly bullshit forgetting that a) it's fantasy, not reality; b) there's often near-naked men right there in the picture, too; c) scantily clad is the "norm" for barbarian and tribal warriors that make up many of the pictures on said blog; and d) in hot environments, people really DID fight in very little because if you're in the jungle wearing full plate YOU are the one who is an idiot.

But I do like your basic concept.  Reminds me of my martials arts instructor telling us when sparring or fighting to smile the whole time (as opposed to anger, dread, intensity, etc...), for much the same psychological factor as you're going for.  :)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 16, 2014, 04:34:02 PM
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10001307_285416441624860_1357498411_n.jpg)

I'm pretty sure the maze picture is photoshopped, but it still has me laughing unreasonably.  lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 16, 2014, 06:05:40 PM
But, but...

Ah hell, the real reason I thought of that was because I was reading through Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor and reflecting that the proper response to someone fighting nearly naked shouldn't be derision, it should be outright terror because oh my god they don't need armor shit shit shit.

Well, that blog is mostly bullshit forgetting that a) it's fantasy, not reality; b) there's often near-naked men right there in the picture, too; c) scantily clad is the "norm" for barbarian and tribal warriors that make up many of the pictures on said blog; and d) in hot environments, people really DID fight in very little because if you're in the jungle wearing full plate YOU are the one who is an idiot.

But I do like your basic concept.  Reminds me of my martials arts instructor telling us when sparring or fighting to smile the whole time (as opposed to anger, dread, intensity, etc...), for much the same psychological factor as you're going for.  :)

Oh gods THIS. SO MUCH this.

I already use a creepy variant of the smile when I fight for reals. It amazes me how unsettled people get.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 16, 2014, 09:26:05 PM
Oh gods THIS. SO MUCH this.

I already use a creepy variant of the smile when I fight for reals. It amazes me how unsettled people get.

Hello Joker.  lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 16, 2014, 10:50:47 PM
I never smile when fighting.  I do however occasionally open with the line "Have you ever been raped?"

Amazing how many people decline to fight you after that simple sentence...

Granted using it means I also can't afford to lose if the fight is on...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 16, 2014, 11:16:26 PM
A review for a porn game on Newgrounds:

(http://i.imgur.com/SJvrdBf.png?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Sinfire Titan on March 17, 2014, 12:09:50 PM
(click to show/hide)

I'd totally play a LEGO Dark Souls...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 17, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
I never smile when fighting.  I do however occasionally open with the line "Have you ever been raped?"

Amazing how many people decline to fight you after that simple sentence...

Granted using it means I also can't afford to lose if the fight is on...
:lmao :clap :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 18, 2014, 10:10:18 AM
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I'd totally play a LEGO Dark Souls...

Seconded.

I am almost finishing Dark Souls 2. Only a couple areas to go, but I'm stuck at, appropriately enough, a dragon...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 18, 2014, 01:57:53 PM
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 18, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?

Parody or srs film?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 18, 2014, 07:06:08 PM
If you read the site, they go into that.

Needless to say, the level of WE ARE KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE that is going on is magnificent.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on March 19, 2014, 06:01:55 PM
Putin as seen by some people:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on March 19, 2014, 06:18:02 PM
Putin is the Emporer?   :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on March 19, 2014, 06:38:38 PM
Putin as seen by some people:
(click to show/hide)

I think they missed the 'psychic powers, from somewhere in the middle east' bits.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Sinfire Titan on March 20, 2014, 08:51:46 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 21, 2014, 12:30:54 AM
Proof that if I EVER got high, it would be catastrophic.

Friend goes to ask:

"If the Lord is my Shepherd, does that mean he's the kind of creepy guy who likes to fuck sheep?"

"I think the more terrifying conclusion is that he is going to eventually kill us, eat us and wear our skin."

" ...that is actually way more disturbing..."

"Which is even MORE disturbing when you take into account the fact he made us in his own image, which means on some subconscious level, he wishes he could do that to himself."

"..."

"We're God's self-mutilation masturbatory material."

"...either stop talking or hold me. Preferrably both."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 21, 2014, 01:08:20 AM
Look on the bright side; he might just milk us and make the milk into cheese!

That's... actually not much better, is it?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 22, 2014, 11:20:55 AM
Look on the bright side; he might just milk us and make the milk into cheese!

That's... actually not much better, is it?

I'm not keen on getting "milked," thank you very much.   :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 22, 2014, 04:16:20 PM
Look on the bright side; he might just milk us and make the milk into cheese!

That's... actually not much better, is it?

I'm not keen on getting "milked," thank you very much.   :twitch
As long as I don't have to eat said cheese, I'm OK with it.  :smirk
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 22, 2014, 06:29:32 PM
Various leaders in drag (http://imgur.com/gallery/W3CX7).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nicklance on March 23, 2014, 05:40:08 AM
New Crimean Attorney General Criminally Cute (Site is NSFW) (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2014/03/21/new-crimean-attorney-general-criminally-cute/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 24, 2014, 06:17:32 PM
Judge Joe Brown arrested (http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/tv-judge-joe-brown-arrested-tennessee-23042456).  I think this counts as ironic, yes?  lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on March 24, 2014, 08:09:02 PM
for contempt of court even, the irony...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 24, 2014, 08:36:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/c1XZv4n.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 24, 2014, 08:49:53 PM
God help me I do so love Oglaf.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 25, 2014, 12:09:51 AM
http://www.horrorsociety.com/2014/02/04/the-new-dont-fuck-in-the-woods-teaser-poster-is-offensive-and-amazing/ Can anyone guess the name of my favorite new horror film?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 25, 2014, 06:12:32 PM
 Staten Island clown seen creeping people out at night. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/24/clown-staten-island-creepy_n_5023450.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on March 25, 2014, 06:53:20 PM
Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown (http://www.theonion.com/articles/unambitious-loser-with-happy-fulfilling-life-still,33233/?ref=auto)

Makes me laugh and feel jealous.  Why the hell do I need a 5 year plan, anyway?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on March 26, 2014, 12:20:09 AM
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?

In a similar vein...look what meme (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheist_professor_myth) is a movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8) now...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 26, 2014, 12:22:30 AM
Goat Simulator, an actual game coming out soon on Steam. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 26, 2014, 01:39:23 AM
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?

In a similar vein...look what meme (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheist_professor_myth) is a movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8) now...

I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing.  Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true.  Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion.  Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way.  Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs.  And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2014, 03:29:28 AM

I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing.  Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true.  Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion.  Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way.  Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs.  And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.

That isn't agnostic, that's Apatheist.  Both Theists and Atheists can be Gnostic or Agnostic, the difference being claims of knowledge.  A Gnostic Theist "knows" the supernatural is real, whether that comes in the form of Yahweh, faeries, witchcraft or whatever their personal belief is.  They don't require proof or evidence, and would likely dismiss any that ran counter to their beliefs.  An Agnostic Theist doesn't claim knowledge of the supernaturals existence, and is willing to admit there is no proof or evidence yet feels inclined o believe anyway (though their minds can be change).  Similarly a Gnostic Atheist "knows" the supernatural doesn't exist, while an Agnostic Atheist believes they can't prove the supernatural isn't there but are inclined to disbelieve in it anyway.  Pragmatic Agnosticism is Apatheism, the belief  that the supernatural has had no influence or affect on your daily life and is therefore meaningless and unimportant.  The difference being that if you were conclusively able to prove (or disprove) the existence of the supernatural, you could get a Theist or Atheist who weren't blindly fanatic to change their minds.  Apatheists still wouldn't care as the supernatural still has had no effect on their lives up till that point and would see no reason to change.  Then there is Deism which accepts a creator who does not intervene, but rejects the supernatural.  And Classical Antitheism which accepts the supernatural but opposes it, and modern Antitheism which strongly resembles Gnostic Atheism with the inclusion that religious belief is a form of mental illness and a danger to society.  You also have two odder ones in Ignosticism and Omnism.  Ignosticism posits that any religious or supernatural term must be presented with a concise definition that can be proven falsifiable or verifiable, or it is meaningless and not important enough to be worth discussing.   Omnism is the belief that all religions or beliefs are equally valid.  How you master the cognitive dissonance necessary to practice that is beyond my abilities.

It's 3:30 am and I'm rambling...I'll try this again later...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on March 26, 2014, 08:52:03 AM
I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing.  Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true.  Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion.  Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way.  Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs.  And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.
Cancer, baby diseases, and a lot of disgusting stuff exists and happens all over the world.

You're right that this doesn't necessarily proves that God doesn't exist. The reason why babies can be born with nasty conditions even if their parents take all the cares in the world may just be because God willed it.

It however proves that if God does exist, then he/she/it has a very sick sense of humor and/or extreme cruelty, and the only reason to worship him/her/it is out of pure fear so that he won't smite you down or your descendants with horrible diseases. Except he/she/it'll then randomly smite you or your descendants with horrible diseases now and then.

Also as someone once pointed out, what kind of "intelligent" designer puts your natural recreation center just next to your natural waste disposal system? It's kinda laughable when you think about it, and thus on-topic for this thread.

tl:dr: If God does exist, he makes most RPG authors look like freaking design genius by comparison.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on March 26, 2014, 10:56:04 AM
Please take all religious arguments somewhere else.  I don't want to hear any of this bullshit.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 26, 2014, 02:21:54 PM

I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing.  Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true.  Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion.  Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way.  Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs.  And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.

That isn't agnostic, that's Apatheist.  Both Theists and Atheists can be Gnostic or Agnostic, the difference being claims of knowledge.  A Gnostic Theist "knows" the supernatural is real, whether that comes in the form of Yahweh, faeries, witchcraft or whatever their personal belief is.  They don't require proof or evidence, and would likely dismiss any that ran counter to their beliefs.  An Agnostic Theist doesn't claim knowledge of the supernaturals existence, and is willing to admit there is no proof or evidence yet feels inclined o believe anyway (though their minds can be change).  Similarly a Gnostic Atheist "knows" the supernatural doesn't exist, while an Agnostic Atheist believes they can't prove the supernatural isn't there but are inclined to disbelieve in it anyway.  Pragmatic Agnosticism is Apatheism, the belief  that the supernatural has had no influence or affect on your daily life and is therefore meaningless and unimportant.  The difference being that if you were conclusively able to prove (or disprove) the existence of the supernatural, you could get a Theist or Atheist who weren't blindly fanatic to change their minds.  Apatheists still wouldn't care as the supernatural still has had no effect on their lives up till that point and would see no reason to change.  Then there is Deism which accepts a creator who does not intervene, but rejects the supernatural.  And Classical Antitheism which accepts the supernatural but opposes it, and modern Antitheism which strongly resembles Gnostic Atheism with the inclusion that religious belief is a form of mental illness and a danger to society.  You also have two odder ones in Ignosticism and Omnism.  Ignosticism posits that any religious or supernatural term must be presented with a concise definition that can be proven falsifiable or verifiable, or it is meaningless and not important enough to be worth discussing.   Omnism is the belief that all religions or beliefs are equally valid.  How you master the cognitive dissonance necessary to practice that is beyond my abilities.

It's 3:30 am and I'm rambling...I'll try this again later...

Curious. I'd never heard of such definitions. But at least that explains why I always felt weird about the description of Agnosticism (since at its root, agnostic literally means "lacking in knowledge").
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 26, 2014, 05:38:09 PM
The trailer for Dark Dungeons (http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/) is here!

You know, the movie based off the Chick Tract? That will be utterly amazing?

In a similar vein...look what meme (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheist_professor_myth) is a movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8) now...

I don't want to start a religious debate, but I do want to say one thing.  Ultimately, proper scientific method applied to the existence of God or some kind of divinity fails to disprove said existence, and therefore the theory of a God existing holds true, while the opposite is also true, meaning the theory of no God also holds true.  Both theories are founded purely in belief and faith, and so atheism is effectively a religion.  Agnosticism is the one viewpoint that can truly be counted as non-religious, as an agnostic doesn't believe or care either way.  Now, I'm not saying any one view is superior or inferior, merely that there are far too many closed minds due to religious beliefs.  And, for the record, I do believe in God, but I also hold to the knowledge that the Bible was written by man, and therefore cannot be held to a literal standard or view, and anyone who does is setting themselves up to sound like total crackpots, whatever view they hold, including atheistic.

You hit it on the head.  Science and religion aren't opposing forces, they are completely independent of each other.  You can't prove God exists any more than you can prove God does not exist, and the same goes for all religions and deities.  And yes, atheism is a religion, but note: not all atheists are a part of Atheism.  The religion comes from people who hold the belief that all religions are wrong and they are right.  Science is not a religion, and religion is not a science.  You cannot treat one like the other.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2014, 06:13:58 PM
https://www.explosm.net/comics/3502/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395874612&sr=8-1&keywords=passion+lubes+drum

omg the reviews

omg the questions...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2014, 07:26:47 PM
Goat Simulator, an actual game coming out soon on Steam. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs)

http://kotaku.com/one-of-gamings-greatest-trailers-remade-for-goat-si-1552375130
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 28, 2014, 01:13:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4TTWJKsNdI

not sure if want...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 31, 2014, 01:32:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3AIqb7A.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 31, 2014, 04:09:31 PM
Pokemon + Google = http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/31/5566854/pokemon-google-maps-april-fools-2014
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 31, 2014, 08:14:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3AIqb7A.png)

Not sure if I should LOL or weep, because I kinda agree with the sentiment...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 31, 2014, 08:39:53 PM
Given an older quote of mine from the original VG thread, I might just have to agree with that sentiment!

"If the game has levels that can be beaten in 15 minutes or less on average, even if it has 100+ levels, it's probably a casual game, because you can pick it up, play it for a bit, and put it away, as a little fun distraction between your important stuff, instead of having to set aside a more significant amount of time to play.

Interestingly, this means that many FPSes out there could qualify, by my definitions, as casual games.  Especially the multiplayer stuff.  And those are considered by most to be hardcore games."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Leviathan on March 31, 2014, 09:18:54 PM
Casual games might be characterized less by an ability to play in short bursts but by an inability to play for longer stretches. If you can play a game for hours at a time, be it Civilization, 2048, or Tic-Tac-Toe, you can be hardcore about it. But many "casual" games are structured so that you have to take extended breaks (for example, any Facebook game where time is measured in real-life hours instead of in-game seconds). Of course, such games often have a way for you to pay money for more endurance - which shows that these time limitations are created to make money rather than as a meaningful part of the game's design.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on March 31, 2014, 09:28:47 PM
Interestingly, this means that many FPSes out there could qualify, by my definitions, as casual games.  Especially the multiplayer stuff.  And those are considered by most to be hardcore games."

From now all, I'm going to refer to all FPS gamers as dirty CASUALS  :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 31, 2014, 09:33:34 PM
"If you can play a game with one hand while chatting on speaker phone and masturbating with the other, it's a casual game."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: X-Codes on March 31, 2014, 09:35:13 PM
Interestingly, this means that many FPSes out there could qualify, by my definitions, as casual games.  Especially the multiplayer stuff.  And those are considered by most to be hardcore games."

From now all, I'm going to refer to all FPS gamers as dirty CASUALS  :lol

You wouldn't be far off... it's been a long time since we've had a real multiplayer FPS and not some flavor of CoD or Battlefield clone.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on March 31, 2014, 09:36:13 PM
"If you can play a game with one hand while chatting on speaker phone and masturbating with the other, it's a casual game."

That's how we play League  :eh
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 31, 2014, 09:51:49 PM
Speaking of casual gaming scum, here's the GameFAQs poll for today:

(http://i.imgur.com/aEmUsvl.png)

No Dark Souls 2 PC release?  The scummiest of casuals!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 31, 2014, 10:07:33 PM
For me?  Goat simulator.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on March 31, 2014, 10:13:08 PM
For me?  Goat simulator.

The only true hardcore game.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 31, 2014, 10:13:16 PM
Goat Simulator
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 31, 2014, 10:17:50 PM
Goat Stimulator
How I first read that...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: JohnnyMayHymn on March 31, 2014, 11:07:58 PM
Oh my Zard! (http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/138/6)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 31, 2014, 11:11:07 PM
(http://www.fanboys-online.com/comics/2006-07-07-Eternal%20Fantasies.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on March 31, 2014, 11:34:29 PM
Pokemon + Google = http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/31/5566854/pokemon-google-maps-april-fools-2014

...Is this only for smartphones?  I can't find a way to get this on my computer.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on April 01, 2014, 12:09:47 AM
Speaking of casual gaming scum, here's the GameFAQs poll for today:

(http://i.imgur.com/aEmUsvl.png)

No Dark Souls 2 PC release?  The scummiest of casuals!

...what.

HOW.

Clearly, I must sacrifice a goat to From Software.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Gazzien on April 01, 2014, 12:52:36 AM
Pokemon + Google = http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/31/5566854/pokemon-google-maps-april-fools-2014

...Is this only for smartphones?  I can't find a way to get this on my computer.
Yeah, only on smartphones.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on April 01, 2014, 01:35:36 AM
And thus, my hatred for google manages to increases further, even as they do something awesome like make a pokemon tie-in.  Leave to google to find a way to snatch malice from the jaws of goodwill...  :shakefist

Hey asshats at google!  People who still use actual computers enjoy catching them all too, you know!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on April 01, 2014, 05:44:34 PM
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/75037/catfurnado-will-deliver-pussy-hundred-miles-hour
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on April 02, 2014, 11:17:37 AM
Kobayashi pranks eating competition. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHAxeTYDSFo)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 05, 2014, 07:54:03 PM
Google Plus taught me that "boobytrap" spelled backwards is "partyboob."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on April 06, 2014, 05:37:31 PM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/trappedslider/hh01.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Sinfire Titan on April 07, 2014, 01:04:28 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/trappedslider/hh01.jpg)
Just saw that movie.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on April 07, 2014, 11:19:54 AM
it was better than i expected... i had very low expectations.


imo the worst part were the 'car wreck' and the M. Bison vs. Guile fight.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on April 10, 2014, 10:31:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA#t=235
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on April 11, 2014, 01:03:04 AM
To go with The Mumbles, UK, there is a town in Texas called 'cut and shoot'.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 23, 2014, 08:36:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lgX6R.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on April 23, 2014, 08:56:31 PM
 :lol :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: JohnnyMayHymn on April 23, 2014, 11:08:32 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/the-dar-315.jpg?w=762&h=1001)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on April 24, 2014, 01:22:09 PM
Flappy 2048!

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/e72248c3ae0e201575ebf6d70f08a0c7/tumblr_n4ie9osggp1qkpnlko1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on April 24, 2014, 10:57:38 PM
My cousin is a huge Kings fan, and tonight he has tickets to their playoff game with San Jose.  I'm a Sharks fan, and there's a huge rivalry between the two clubs (San Jose/LA, so yeah...)  San Jose leads the best of 7 3-0, so I post on his post "So you'll be there when the Sharks sweep them!  Awesome!"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Gazzien on April 25, 2014, 03:31:33 AM
My cousin is a huge Kings fan, and tonight he has tickets to their playoff game with San Jose.  I'm a Sharks fan, and there's a huge rivalry between the two clubs (San Jose/LA, so yeah...)  San Jose leads the best of 7 3-0, so I post on his post "So you'll be there when the Sharks sweep them!  Awesome!"
Guess you feel a little silly now, eh?  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on April 25, 2014, 12:06:45 PM
I honestly expected it to be 2-2 right now, because these teams always win home games.  But that's okay, San Jose's going to win on Sunday.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on April 27, 2014, 04:29:47 PM
New vulnerability found in every single version of Internet Explorer. (http://gizmodo.com/new-vulnerability-found-in-every-single-version-of-inte-1568383903)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on April 27, 2014, 11:54:49 PM
New vulnerability found in every single version of Internet Explorer. (http://gizmodo.com/new-vulnerability-found-in-every-single-version-of-inte-1568383903)

Well, crap.  That's going to be scaring me until it's fixed.

Also...
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And since Windows XP users won't be getting the patch for this fairly threatening bug, anyone still running the now-unsupported software is going to have to cough up some big bucks to stay safe.

Well played, Microsoft.  Well played.  They just "happened" to discover this bug shortly after ending support.  Yeah, sure....
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 29, 2014, 01:58:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/53UkCYz.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on April 29, 2014, 05:05:26 AM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/5e/23/b0/5e23b02b9cf09462efe289b1e9262ef3.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 30, 2014, 07:04:18 PM
The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on April 30, 2014, 08:49:31 PM
The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)

That's not available to view here in Canada  >:(
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on April 30, 2014, 09:39:09 PM
The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)

That's not available to view here in Canada  >:(

It's a lawn gnome puking a rainbow for 35 seconds or so with cutesy music in the background.  And at the end of the puke out comes the Disney logo.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dirkformica on May 02, 2014, 12:21:24 AM
I honestly expected it to be 2-2 right now, because these teams always win home games.  But that's okay, San Jose's going to win on Sunday.

About that...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 02, 2014, 11:07:51 AM
The Disney Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwr39hSeB4)

That's not available to view here in Canada  >:(

It's a lawn gnome puking a rainbow for 35 seconds or so with cutesy music in the background.  And at the end of the puke out comes the Disney logo.
The lost 8th dwarf, Drunky, who died of cirrhosis before Snow White ever encountered his brothers...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 02, 2014, 11:22:29 AM
"That's not alcohol, that's his magic bottle that makes all his problems go away!"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 02, 2014, 05:35:46 PM
"God I would hate to see what that Gnome pees...."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on May 03, 2014, 03:45:52 PM
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/378443174907989701/ (http://www.pinterest.com/pin/378443174907989701/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 03, 2014, 08:37:15 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8168498688

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3346#comic
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 05, 2014, 10:19:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B5Pvl9s.png?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on May 05, 2014, 07:42:15 PM
The pointlessness of humanity and the fact we keep going anyway.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 05, 2014, 08:10:00 PM
The pointlessness of humanity and the fact we keep going anyway.

On a more serious note, I believe that death can give our lives meaning.  We don't really know for sure what lies beyond, but the possibility of an end can spur us on to accomplish things within our lifetime.

Or maybe we're just stringed instruments waiting to be played...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on May 05, 2014, 08:11:56 PM
An end can't give meaning, just an incentive. And things don't need to end to have some sort of meaning.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 05, 2014, 08:16:37 PM
Things that do go on forever end up taken for granted though.

Michael Jackson's death wouldn't have been such a shock if we assumed he'd never die.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 05, 2014, 09:36:54 PM
Endings do not supply a meaning (meaning is an extrinsic property; you, as the observer, supply it to allow you to understand your observations.); instead, an ending supplies differentiation and a place for renewal.

Each caesura is just that, a pause; the world continues, because it does not care. Live or die, suffering or bliss; the world is impartial. Meaning is just a property we throw together to shield ourselves from the fact that the world doesn't care.

It would be a terrible world that cared.

It would be a terrible world without endings.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on May 05, 2014, 09:41:39 PM
It would be a terrible world that cared.

It would be a terrible world without endings.

I disagree on both counts. That's just sour grapes.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 05, 2014, 10:02:20 PM
Of course they are; I like my wine with a tang.  ;)

More seriously, like it or not, we are designed to incorporate death.

We can't even eat without something else dying or losing the potential for life. Each movement of your muscles tears through muscle fiber, which then regrow stronger; your cells are killed systematically and continually so you can grow.

The thing to remember is that death isn't a bad thing; you need it to prevent stagnation, and as a release for suffering. Now, are there unnecessary, wrongful deaths? Yes, far too many.

As for a world that cares... take your opinions. Now make some of them objectively wrong. Now make them inarguable, because the set-up of the world means that such things have inherent, inarguable meanings. Again, I believe it would be a terrible world that cared; I vastly prefer a world that supplies the whats and hows but not the whys.

(Mods... perhaps fork this, if it is going to become a discussion?)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on May 05, 2014, 10:13:11 PM
But your entire argument amounts to 'this is the way things are, thus it is clearly better than the alternative'. Without being able to spend as much time in the alternative as you have this, from the same starting perspective, all conclusions just amount to attempts to console ourselves about how all the bad or annoying things are actually good.

Humanity is such a silly thing.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 05, 2014, 10:41:33 PM
Well, supply me an alternative that isn't just a thought exercise.

Describe to me a way that the world could work without things ending.

I'm not being sarcastic; I'm quite interested in whatever alternatives you can give. Each time I try to find one, I find holes you could drive a semi through (or come to something that simply doesn't condense into something understandable our current standpoint.)

To follow one of those lines of logic:

0. Posit a world in which nothing has an ending; nothing dies, in short.

1. As our current method of feeding ourselves relies on the destruction of something else, let us posit a universe where we don't need to eat, but all other constants are held the same (other than not dying).

2. Our cells still need to produce ATP to do stuff; without taking in other materials, they cannot produce ATP.
3. For that matter, where did the materials that make up our bodies come from? A star had to go supernova for materials heavier than Iron to exist.

Even if you were just arguing from the point of view of human (nigh-)immortality, we rapidly run into the issues of overpopulation (a healthy human population doubles every 30 years.)

Alternatively, brains getting uploaded onto computers! Brilliant! Now, tell me how we get around the issue of corrupted data, limitations on memory, the massive memory requirements to even try to model a human brain, and where we'll get enough electricity?

No matter what you try, entropy will fight you and give you the middle finger. The only way to get around entropy is to model a universe where the second law of thermodynamics doesn't exist, which would be a universe unrecognizable outside of certain mathematical models (which might not even have the potential to produce life).

An alternative is immortality on a theological level (a heaven, hell, alternate astral plane, etc, etc)... which we plainly are not on, so that isn't a viable option.

The other argument (world with inherent meaning) starts edging in with free will, which is a discussion I'd prefer to avoid, if that's alright with you.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on May 07, 2014, 03:46:30 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 08, 2014, 03:08:01 PM
I literally laughed till I cried (and then laughed some more) reading this article (http://www.crushplate.com/2014/05/idaho-man-attempts-self-surgery-to.html) and the comments about it on fark. (http://www.fark.com/comments/8252713/He-described-that-he-stuck-two-straws-up-his-nose-was-attempting-to-break-his-own-nose-using-a-door-that-he-would-open-rapidly-impact-his-face-Without-further-ado-ladies-gentlemen-Idaho-man)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on May 08, 2014, 10:24:46 PM
New way to wish someone a happy birthday: Happy uterus escape day!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on May 08, 2014, 10:35:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9Qw1KSyIs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9Qw1KSyIs)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on May 10, 2014, 08:41:59 PM
This happened during todaY'S paranoia game:

Friend computer: " Your mission is to test  the new car from R&D"
PC1 : "Will we be given the manual?"

Friend computer : "Only commies question the computer, new mission kill the commie."

Pc2: "But he's my friend."

FC : "All agents kill the commie and his friend."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on May 14, 2014, 01:29:36 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/tricks-that-will-significantly-improve-your-life
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 18, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
More of Twitter the Comic:

(http://i.imgur.com/3YXdEYk.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 18, 2014, 04:09:50 PM
http://explosm.net/comics/3557/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 18, 2014, 07:08:02 PM
http://explosm.net/comics/3557/
:lol So true. I've fallen out of love with science. It kicked me out of the house, and now I'm shacking up with it's cousin medicine.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on May 19, 2014, 03:58:27 PM
If one of the steps of your military strategy is to give a gun to a monkey, you should revise the strategy. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6uShPI64p6c)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 19, 2014, 04:05:33 PM
If one of the steps of your military strategy is to give a gun to a monkey, you should revise the strategy. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6uShPI64p6c)
Thanks for the best laugh of the day!!  :lol :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on May 19, 2014, 09:13:52 PM
Just making sure, but we all know that was fake, right?

Still funny.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 19, 2014, 09:24:39 PM
For me that's Planet of the Apes waiting to happen. =P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 21, 2014, 10:14:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X3KwCzm.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Raineh Daze on May 21, 2014, 10:35:50 PM
I want that book. I want to know its secrets. :O
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on May 21, 2014, 10:40:48 PM
Clearly, jewish-japanese sex involves furries with sexy food.  That's the only explanation.  Or maybe food cosplayers with wolves.  Or is it how to cook for wolves while having sex.  Wait, no....
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 21, 2014, 10:47:20 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Japanese-Cook-Book-Raise-Wolves/dp/0399110437  omg some of the reviews...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 22, 2014, 12:20:12 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 22, 2014, 11:36:17 PM
(click to show/hide)

Picture's not showing up.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on May 23, 2014, 03:38:51 AM
this from a 1 star review of the Lego movie on Amazon

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"PG -- "Parental Guidance Suggested. Some Material May Not Be Suitable For Children": The Rating Board applies this rating when the members believe the film contains themes or content that parents may find inappropriate for younger children. The film can contain some profanity, violence or brief nudity, but only in relatively mild intensity. A PG film should not include drug use."

"PG-13 -- "Parents Strongly Cautioned. Some Material May Be Inappropriate For Children Under 13." The MPAA added this rating in 1984 to denote films in which violence, profanity or sexual content is intense enough that many parents would not want to expose their younger children to the film, but not so intense as to warrant an R rating. Any movie featuring drug use will get at least a PG-13 rating. A PG-13 movie can include a single use of what the board deems a "harsher, sexually derived word," as long as it is only used as an expletive, not in a sexual context."

This film is shockingly violent! How it didn't warrant a PG-13 rating, given the rating board's guidelines, is beyond me. The fact that the rampant murder and mayhem depicted in this movie is perpetrated by toys against toys does not change how that violence will be digested by children. This film includes themes such as intimidation with a threat of personal injury, intimidation with a realized threat of injury to one's family, imprisonment, torture, warfare, murder... One of the main characters in decapitated, carries on a dramatic conversation as just a severed head, and then expires in front of the rest of the main cast. The lack of blood doesn't change the intensity of the violence; body parts are still flying everywhere. This is NOT a film for children.

As an adult I enjoyed the film, but ultimately I am not the one to whom this film was marketed. I am happy that I previewed this film before letting my young son see it - he will have to wait until he is older before seeing it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on May 23, 2014, 09:17:24 PM
Another reason why English is a bitch: http://m.tickld.com/x/90-of-people-cant-pronounce-this-whole-poem
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 24, 2014, 01:19:30 AM
Eh, I could get most of those, "failing" the rest because of dialect/accent differences.

Looking at a few of the rhymes (and some of those are kinda cheating), it looks like Queen's English, to be overly specific.

English really isn't that much of a bitch, when you get down to it, because it is a very loose language. English lets you verb any noun and still have a readable sentence.

Heck, here's a fun statement for you (shared with me by a linguistics major friend):

Fuck can be used for any part of speech. Any.

I'm kind of sketchy on using it as a pronoun, but you can vary it for the rest of them.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on May 24, 2014, 01:27:03 AM
There's also the full and grammatically correct sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 24, 2014, 08:09:37 PM
This takedown of FFXIII never gets old. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YPs-qwNQU)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on May 24, 2014, 10:07:38 PM
Have you tried bacon? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on May 26, 2014, 06:00:26 PM
Eh, I could get most of those, "failing" the rest because of dialect/accent differences.

Looking at a few of the rhymes (and some of those are kinda cheating), it looks like Queen's English, to be overly specific.

English really isn't that much of a bitch, when you get down to it, because it is a very loose language. English lets you verb any noun and still have a readable sentence.

Heck, here's a fun statement for you (shared with me by a linguistics major friend):

Fuck can be used for any part of speech. Any.

I'm kind of sketchy on using it as a pronoun, but you can vary it for the rest of them.

Yeah, I'm kinda tired of people saying English is a terrible language (which I've definitely seen/heard before). The reason it's confusing is because it was originally Germanic, but early on, it had a huge influx of early romance language. The resulting mash-up is incredibly flexible, able to incorporate words and phrases from all over the place. However, that can also make analyzing it a headache, since you have to figure out if you're dealing with Greek or Latinate or Germanic roots. But if you're not trying to analyze it, and instead just trying to use it, then you can use that flexibility to your advantage. As stated above, being able to "verb any noun" and still get your point across.

We get it - English can be confusing. But, hey you, Grammar Nazi: did you understand what the person was trying to convey? Then shut up.


(Not a rant at Amechra.)

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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on May 26, 2014, 07:56:28 PM
i frequently say how bad a language english is, and its the only one i know...  :eh

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 26, 2014, 08:24:40 PM
Eh, I could get most of those, "failing" the rest because of dialect/accent differences.

Looking at a few of the rhymes (and some of those are kinda cheating), it looks like Queen's English, to be overly specific.

English really isn't that much of a bitch, when you get down to it, because it is a very loose language. English lets you verb any noun and still have a readable sentence.

Heck, here's a fun statement for you (shared with me by a linguistics major friend):

Fuck can be used for any part of speech. Any.

I'm kind of sketchy on using it as a pronoun, but you can vary it for the rest of them.

Yeah, I'm kinda tired of people saying English is a terrible language (which I've definitely seen/heard before). The reason it's confusing is because it was originally Germanic, but early on, it had a huge influx of early romance language. The resulting mash-up is incredibly flexible, able to incorporate words and phrases from all over the place. However, that can also make analyzing it a headache, since you have to figure out if you're dealing with Greek or Latinate or Germanic roots. But if you're not trying to analyze it, and instead just trying to use it, then you can use that flexibility to your advantage. As stated above, being able to "verb any noun" and still get your point across.

We get it - English can be confusing. But, hey you, Grammar Nazi: did you understand what the person was trying to convey? Then shut up.


(Not a rant at Amechra.)

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You know, I never viewed English as a particularly difficult language to understand, though I wouldn't say it's the easiest to master. With that said, it's the only one apart from my native tongue I can speak confidently. Having had the opportunity to study some Latin early on made it easier for me to somewhat deduce and understand (though not grasp the nuances of and DEFINITELY not speak) most Latin-based languages such as Spanish, French or Italian - the common root makes them all somewhat easily available to me. I could even make a LITTLE sense out of German if I tried.

So... I guess I can say with some confidence that English is fairly complex. But not as complex as some people make it out to be. I mean seriously people, the adjective comes before the subject, what's so hard to understand?!

I WILL mercilessly correct any Brazillian whose English does not live up to a certain standard of mine, though. Mostly because Portuguese is even more fucked-up as a language, and some people manage to suck at English and write in brilliant Portuguese. And that just boggles my mind.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 27, 2014, 07:19:59 PM
My favorite description of Portuguese is "it sounds like drunken Spanish."

If only; Portuguese looks like Spanish (to the point where I can read simple sentences), but it sounds like someone is trying to speak Russian and Spanish simultaneously.

Sorry, growing up in Spain I had to.

English also has a really simple tense system (it's regular unless it is not) and nouns only change by number.

Compare Latin: 5 declensions, 3 genders, 2 numbers (singular/plural) which both decline differently, 5 semi-regular noun groups... that's not even getting into the verbs.

Or German: how many definite articles are there again? 16? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_articles#The_Definite_Article)

English also has the goodness of grammar flexibility; I can noun any verb, verb any noun, perform actions adjectively, or describe something adverbally.

That last sentence... i don't even know how I'd render something similar into Latin/Spanish.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 28, 2014, 09:44:00 AM
There are a lot of people to whom Spanish sounds like Portuguese with a potato in your mouth.  :P

No need to apologize, I poke fun of my own mother tongue every now and then too.  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 28, 2014, 05:05:39 PM
I like english because its the only language i know enough of to use subtle insults in.  As in, I can insult people without being stabbed repeatedly.  I can insult people in a dozen or so languages but they're all the "if you use this be ready to throw down" kind of insult.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on May 29, 2014, 07:31:32 PM
Quest: save the dragon from the princess! (http://n647.deviantart.com/art/saving-the-princess-color-303278832)

(bit NSFW)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 29, 2014, 08:18:24 PM
are they sure thats an elf?  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on May 30, 2014, 12:04:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UVxsmVh.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on June 02, 2014, 12:48:20 AM
https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/chinese-farmer-turns-suitcases-into-ingenious-electric-scooter-213419027.html

Just...  Wow.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Gazzien on June 02, 2014, 12:59:36 AM
I think someone mentioned flexagons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwrVAbV56o&list=UUOGeU-1Fig3rrDjhm9Zs_wg&index=23)?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on June 02, 2014, 07:20:50 AM
https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/chinese-farmer-turns-suitcases-into-ingenious-electric-scooter-213419027.html

Just...  Wow.

Oh, OF COURSE this fucker is from Hunan province. Which among other things has seen a real life dire rat.

Screw Chernobyl, with the way freaky shit pour out of that place, the first superhero will probably be Chinese.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on June 02, 2014, 12:56:48 PM
https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/chinese-farmer-turns-suitcases-into-ingenious-electric-scooter-213419027.html

Just...  Wow.

Oh, OF COURSE this fucker is from Hunan province. Which among other things has seen a real life dire rat.

Screw Chernobyl, with the way freaky shit pour out of that place, the first superhero will probably be Chinese.

Indeed..those of us in the know..know the Zombie apoc will start in China.....
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 02, 2014, 06:11:14 PM
From Gun Show Comics:

(http://i.imgur.com/SFNvj4F.png?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 03, 2014, 08:47:48 PM
From Shmorky:

(http://i.imgur.com/aca1wNH.png)

"Your greatest fear."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on June 04, 2014, 06:12:10 PM
.99... doesn't equal 1! Because .9... is special. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOXvQn3JuE)

I was in tears.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 04, 2014, 09:14:08 PM
Just saw Knights of Badassdom for review.  Thinking of trolling by starting it with "Peter Dinklage, truly you suck as an actor."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on June 05, 2014, 10:39:14 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Wrong+neighborhood_151884_4696153.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 05, 2014, 04:18:15 PM
They're starting the Juggalos earlier and earlier these days ...  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on June 06, 2014, 12:39:20 AM
I was talking with my sister (not actually blood relatives or siblings by marriage, it's the way our friendship has turned out) and the subject of Treebeard from Lord of the Rings came up.  She said "i'd be an ent on meth  :D just so I could move and speak faster"

She cracks me up in the most brain-breaking ways.  lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on June 06, 2014, 02:36:55 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152440556891449&fref=nf
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on June 08, 2014, 02:42:07 AM
Lestrade: Why is he doing this, the bomber? If this woman's death was suspicious, why point it out?
Sherlock: Good Samaritan?
Lestrade: Who press-gangs suicide bombers?
Sherlock: Bad Samaritan?

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 11, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8217124608

http://cheezburger.com/8217030144
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 12, 2014, 05:42:35 PM
https://medium.com/@gemmacorrell/sealife-themed-disaster-movies-3e3fc4662781
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on June 12, 2014, 05:50:13 PM
https://medium.com/@gemmacorrell/sealife-themed-disaster-movies-3e3fc4662781

crabalanche   :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on June 13, 2014, 05:55:48 AM
Conan o'Brian plays Super Smash Brothers Wii U! (http://wiiudaily.com/2014/06/conan-plays-smash-bros/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 13, 2014, 05:07:44 PM
Clown Robbery. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWF3R-gE3F8)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on June 17, 2014, 11:40:42 AM
My kid's next stroller (http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/V/V7/fark_V7I6KgvfHRZM8IB2X7tbjvge5qc.jpg?t=ixguu-3Tuci32dgADiZFaA&f=1403496000)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on June 19, 2014, 12:11:44 PM
Dan Savage says anti-gay protestors/homophobes are either really stupid, or "afraid dicks are delicious"! (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/19/joe-rogan-and-dan-savage-agree-antigay-activists-are-worried-that-dicks-are-delicious/) :lmao

My favorite line:  Savage. “When you look at somebody like Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann’s husband — who is gayer sound asleep on the sofa than I am with my dick in my husband’s ass."  :lol

And somewhat related: complaints to the FCC about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend on ESPN. (http://deadspin.com/every-fcc-viewer-complaint-about-michael-sam-kissing-hi-1592843543)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on June 20, 2014, 10:26:16 AM
Pig on route to the slaughterhouse goes "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here!" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zcfkn_pig-jumps-and-escapes-from-moving-truck_animals)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 26, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Meanwhile, in Obamaland... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 28, 2014, 05:11:12 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8232853248
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 01, 2014, 08:03:02 PM
This is amazing... (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=680733281962698&set=vb.100000780978948&type=2&theater)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 03, 2014, 07:21:34 PM
This video deserves more views. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsjm5tNZBdA)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 07, 2014, 06:58:06 PM
I'll never get tired of posting SMBC!  NEVER!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/9tF5ra0.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on July 12, 2014, 03:01:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP53YTa2SEQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP53YTa2SEQ)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on July 14, 2014, 09:36:46 PM
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/44688004/Don__t_like_girls__by_MajorOcelot.jpg?token=84fe43beb7c97cfb7543c2f4d209b299d6eafff5&ts=1405388595)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 18, 2014, 02:25:36 AM
So I was watching Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Star Wars trivia battle, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjgDoxfHW4w) and then I saw CookieJarSeventy5's comment:

(http://i.imgur.com/zqCJkbD.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on July 21, 2014, 04:52:29 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8257663232
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on July 21, 2014, 07:30:56 PM
out riding my bike this afternoon, first i spotted this.

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3993274792_61e59afb4b.jpg)

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.242461,-83.346051,3a,75y,132.14h,81.91t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sJGO5O7BK4AOsIf1lslR4Bg!2e0?hl=en

then over in maysville, i found an emu, lama and a deer in a yard together.  :???
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on July 21, 2014, 07:38:21 PM
out riding my bike this afternoon, first i spotted this.

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3993274792_61e59afb4b.jpg)

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.242461,-83.346051,3a,75y,132.14h,81.91t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sJGO5O7BK4AOsIf1lslR4Bg!2e0?hl=en

then over in maysville, i found an emu, lama and a deer in a yard together.  :???

Not as good as Jehovah's Wheels Within Wheels (Covered in Eyes) Tire Emporium.  Unfortunately you can't look at it without going blind and insane.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on July 25, 2014, 05:07:42 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8264098048  wtf???
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Leviathan on July 27, 2014, 11:53:48 PM
You know you're a mathematician when:
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on July 28, 2014, 11:05:06 AM
I fart in your general direction! (http://gawker.com/british-inventor-builds-gigantic-butt-to-fart-at-france-1611778012?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on July 28, 2014, 03:30:03 PM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3720c10cf32fc65e0e650a81e459a439/tumblr_n9axneEhTi1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on July 28, 2014, 04:21:03 PM
So it was about 1 ballsius outside?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on July 28, 2014, 05:19:59 PM
I fart in your general direction! (http://gawker.com/british-inventor-builds-gigantic-butt-to-fart-at-france-1611778012?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)
This is my favorite thing ever.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 28, 2014, 10:44:21 PM
(click to show/hide)

Source. (http://www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder_RPG/comments/2523ve/im_really_happy_with_how_this_group_picture_of_my/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 01, 2014, 05:34:41 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8272699392
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on August 04, 2014, 04:59:55 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on August 07, 2014, 10:45:13 PM
so i got a text from a random person and texted back "It's done but there's blood everywhere" they responded with "whose blood?" lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on August 08, 2014, 06:38:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrlro3YJ15o
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 08, 2014, 08:05:54 PM
Cosmarxpolitan's my new favorite Tumblr. (http://cosmarxpolitan.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on August 08, 2014, 08:42:23 PM
so i got a text from a random person and texted back "It's done but there's blood everywhere" they responded with "whose blood?" lol
:lol :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 10, 2014, 05:12:00 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8281203200
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on August 16, 2014, 05:24:05 PM
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/164/b/b/bear_of_war___by_ilison-d53c97m.jpg)

KratoBear!

Admit it, you'd totally play God of War if it starred a bear.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 16, 2014, 05:25:50 PM
Jerry Seinfeld and the gang play D&D:

(http://i.imgur.com/J3egulh.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on August 16, 2014, 08:03:31 PM
Jerry Seinfeld and the gang play D&D:

This should be a whole series of comics!  :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 16, 2014, 08:18:03 PM
We must stat Kratobear!

http://cheezburger.com/8284814080
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 16, 2014, 10:28:36 PM
Easy:

30 STR, 10 DEX, 40 CON, 0 INT, 0 WIS, 0 CHA.

Because Kratos is, and forever shall be, a bitch.

Yes, I would play God of War if it starred a bear, but unfortunately, it stars Kratos.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on August 16, 2014, 11:26:43 PM
Easy:

30 STR, 10 DEX, 40 CON, 0 INT, 0 WIS, 0 CHA.

Because Kratos is, and forever shall be, a bitch.

Yes, I would play God of War if it starred a bear, but unfortunately, it stars Kratos.

That would put him in 3 comas at once. They should be 1s (because Kratos can walk and talk, albeit in a Kratos manner.)

The really hilarious thing about God of War is that a.Kratos is the name of the Greek personification of Might and Strength and b. the entire series boils down to Kratos trying to kill himself in a way that sticks.

(I know this because I've watched a Let's Play of the entire trilogy. GoW, like Asura's Wrath, is a better video series than a game.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 17, 2014, 08:03:10 AM
Which he DESERVES to be. Besides, he's player-controlled.

As I recall, his only deed of any worth in myth was helping chain up Prometheus. Otherwise, he just wrestled a giant snake repeatedly, and failed miserably at it.

I find that a bad comparison, by the by. Asura's Wrath is AWESOME to watch. GoW is meh.  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Sinfire Titan on August 18, 2014, 12:56:41 AM
Which he DESERVES to be. Besides, he's player-controlled.

As I recall, his only deed of any worth in myth was helping chain up Prometheus. Otherwise, he just wrestled a giant snake repeatedly, and failed miserably at it.

Every time it looked like he was going to lose, Zeus stepped in and canceled the fight. He literally never won the wrestling matches.


It's like the ancient Greeks knew what we'd watch on WWE...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 18, 2014, 06:47:48 AM
See, bitch couldn't even get a vote of confidence!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 24, 2014, 01:52:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on August 24, 2014, 02:42:33 PM
for our bhu :

(http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fuck-this-thing-cat.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 24, 2014, 04:47:38 PM
 :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 30, 2014, 04:23:18 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8300748544
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 30, 2014, 06:02:43 PM
NSFW:

https://twitter.com/A_TRAGIC_GYRO/status/505114858665541632
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 30, 2014, 08:20:00 PM
From Our Valued Customers:

(http://i.imgur.com/EszmNdE.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on September 01, 2014, 05:56:42 PM
http://funnytweeter.com/the-usa-is-having-so-many-disasters-and-tragedies-youd-almost-think-it-was-built-on-thousands-of-ancient-indian-burial-grounds/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on September 01, 2014, 06:41:09 PM
Awesome Customer Service (http://www.tickld.com/x/amazon-support-shows-us-how-it-should-be-done-this-is-priceless)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on September 03, 2014, 02:05:04 PM
(http://notsleepytime.org/realtalk/somoe.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on September 04, 2014, 11:43:39 PM
https://medium.com/the-nib/how-does-superman-stand-being-clark-kent-e7045d4b13b4
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on September 05, 2014, 07:55:42 PM
www.funnyordie.com/articles/9124a145c6/21-best-gifs-of-all-time-of-the-week-volume-60

The one with the ducklings made me really laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 11, 2014, 12:17:37 AM
Some people don't check what words mean before they name stuff.

Someone over on GitP named a power "Planar Containment-Shattering Spoor".

Can anyone in the audience see why that name is hilarious?

Spoor is a term for animal shit. The poor guy obviously saw the word, thought it meant "trail" or something, and used it for his class.

And that is why a dictionary is a wonderful thing.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on September 11, 2014, 12:18:38 AM
Oh my.  I get it alright, but I have to know the context of what they were TRYING to say.

That's some fecund spoor.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: sirpercival on September 12, 2014, 01:19:47 PM
http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/ on the whole is hilarious, but this one (http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/post/97000651846/druid-my-name-is-erik-with-a-k-npc-writes) in particular had me in stitches:

Quote
Druid: My name is Erik with a k.

NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?

Druid: With a k.

NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?

Druid: My last name is with a k.

NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?

Druid: My last name is With a K.

NPC:  Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —

Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.

NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.

Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on September 12, 2014, 01:41:46 PM
Something on tumblr that isn't porn or pictures people "take" of their "lives" all "on their own"!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 16, 2014, 10:36:25 AM
Hey guys, look at the cute puppy! (it's kinda a big picture, so...)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on September 17, 2014, 06:38:42 PM
Super Manly Handshake! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4m42HOdsUc#_=_)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 17, 2014, 07:16:10 PM
Hey, bhu:

Meow.

EDIT: Darn, it did it the first time!

I was just sharing that apparently there is a cat face in the unicode set.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on September 18, 2014, 03:55:45 AM
Hey, bhu:

Meow.

EDIT: Darn, it did it the first time!

I was just sharing that apparently there is a cat face in the unicode set.

:meow
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on September 19, 2014, 06:52:08 PM
84-Year-Old Man Surprises 'America's Got Talent' Judges with Naughty Original Song (http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/07/84-year-old-man-surprises-americas-got.html)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on September 20, 2014, 02:28:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oU0J0mV.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on September 20, 2014, 02:43:44 AM
And just like that, I feel like becoming a racist.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on September 20, 2014, 02:45:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oU0J0mV.jpg)

Well now.
I suddenly desire the video this still is from.  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on September 20, 2014, 03:24:43 AM
I'm pretty damn sure this thing is photoshopped.  Though it is a bit humorous.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on September 20, 2014, 03:31:59 AM
On the other hand, I'm pretty damn sure John Cena is a known anime fan.

I swear I remembered him trying to get the WWE to make a live action Fist of the North Star movie.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on September 20, 2014, 11:12:35 AM
With The Rock as Raoh?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on September 20, 2014, 04:13:19 PM
Yanno, wrestlers are probably the only group that could make a Fist of the North Star movie look like it should.

Mind you it likely would not appear like one in any other way  :lmao

Also makes me think about what if the WWE tried a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure live action  :lmao
Really, they could look like all the characters easy enough dem muscles yo :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on September 20, 2014, 05:13:28 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/cuban+pete+found+this+on+4chan_f226fa_3875610.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 20, 2014, 07:42:36 PM
I've got a brand new combine harvester... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1S2G951F_s&index=8&list=PL5EFDEDF97FB233F8)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on September 20, 2014, 10:25:46 PM
I've got a brand new combine harvester... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1S2G951F_s&index=8&list=PL5EFDEDF97FB233F8)
Goddamned GTA -- that combine would DESTROY a lifeguard shack. :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on September 20, 2014, 11:41:46 PM
I'm pretty damn sure this thing is photoshopped.  Though it is a bit humorous.

Yeah, sorry fellas.  I found out the truth:

(http://i.imgur.com/PZg5snn.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on September 21, 2014, 01:03:31 AM
That one made me chuckle.  I think it's probably better than the photoshopped one.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on September 21, 2014, 10:37:06 PM
Reggie Watts' TED talk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on September 26, 2014, 05:02:40 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on September 26, 2014, 05:45:12 PM
(click to show/hide)
DUDE.

YES.

SO MUCH YES.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 27, 2014, 03:50:15 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on September 30, 2014, 03:40:03 PM
so this http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/ello-guy-invented-alternative-facebook/story?id=25860717 made me think of this xkcd


(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/googleplus.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on October 01, 2014, 09:23:54 PM
BBQ4Merica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otx0xSxHBII)!
I was quite disappointed that it was Wendy's; but it's still hilarious.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on October 01, 2014, 11:23:17 PM
Key & Peele Steampunk (http://youtu.be/v79R9-2fEiE?t=16m35s)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on October 04, 2014, 01:05:08 AM
NASCAR, Grand Prix, Drifting ... They're all pansy car sports next to Canadian racing ...

Train-of-Death! (https://www.youtube.com/embed/HBd4QAxNOcw)

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 05, 2014, 07:44:36 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8336118272
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on October 06, 2014, 05:41:15 AM
In Soviet Russia, anime watches you!
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on October 07, 2014, 01:47:04 PM
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070702235628/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Catthulu.jpg.jpg)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on October 08, 2014, 12:53:04 PM
i got the mrs and her cohort with the gullible / dictionary bit today  :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on October 08, 2014, 02:28:25 PM
..
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 08, 2014, 02:54:14 PM
So... I just got one of those car sweepstakes things in the mail. You know, those things where they offer you a prize if you win, but you have to go to their lot to reclaim it?

So, I won.

Why is this here, and not in the "awesome stuff" thread?

I can't drive, so I wouldn't benefit from any of the prizes.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 08, 2014, 03:33:57 PM
Bring a friend who CAN drive just to take it away, sell the car. PROFIT!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 08, 2014, 03:44:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd have to pay the first batches of taxes on it, though. Which would be expensive.

If I end up going, I hope I get one of the "smaller" prizes, like money or a gift card to the supermarket.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on October 08, 2014, 04:06:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd have to pay the first batches of taxes on it, though. Which would be expensive.

If I end up going, I hope I get one of the "smaller" prizes, like money or a gift card to the supermarket.

You are literally the first person i've seen who actually seems disappointed they won something...

GIVE ME YOUR LUCK!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on October 08, 2014, 11:46:00 PM
Give me your car?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 08, 2014, 11:49:30 PM
Give me your soul!   :devil
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2014, 12:09:28 PM
Give me the love of one of your nerdy cute friends!

...hey, as long as we're asking for stuff.  :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on October 09, 2014, 02:12:32 PM
Give me the love of one of your nerdy cute friends!

...hey, as long as we're asking for stuff.  :D

Stop asking for the impossible :tongue
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2014, 03:13:57 PM
Impossible is just another word for something I haven't tried while REALLY wanting it yet!  :shakefist


 :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on October 09, 2014, 03:17:48 PM
Give me the love of one of your nerdy cute friends!

...hey, as long as we're asking for stuff.  :D

Stop asking for the impossible :tongue
Not only is it not impossible, it's not even unusual (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrwO8b9iq34).
 :drums
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 09, 2014, 04:30:24 PM
I should probably mention the other reason that it was funny to "win".

Namely, everyone wins. It's a ploy to get you to come down to the lot and look around.

So, I'm sorry, but I can't give out the luck (don't have any), my soul (might as well not be there), or the love of cute nerdy friends (I call first dibs on that, bucko).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: sirpercival on October 09, 2014, 05:29:48 PM
My wife is gorgeous and nerdy. Before we started dating she played in my weekly campaign for a couple months.

/brag

Kuroi you can't have her, sorry...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2014, 06:24:37 PM
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 09, 2014, 06:31:26 PM
Dark Soul?!  *Whips out BASS CANNON Zweihander* I found you, Shard of Manus!  Now we fight!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2014, 06:46:06 PM
*destroys SolEiji by fighting through absolute BS*
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 09, 2014, 06:51:00 PM
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!

Eiji returns from the bonfire in part 2: Infinite Hex Spam.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 09, 2014, 07:06:36 PM
quietly sits by enjoying his popcorn
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on October 09, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
Hangs way back and snipes with poison arrows
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on October 09, 2014, 07:31:35 PM
You people are crazy.

I like that.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: sirpercival on October 10, 2014, 07:25:01 AM
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?
Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on October 10, 2014, 07:45:03 AM
Great pic.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 10, 2014, 08:48:19 AM
You do have really cute kids.

I'd totally post some pics of my nephew in response, but those aren't really mine to post; which reminds me... I should probably wish both him and his dad a happy birthday.

I hope a month isn't too long to wait...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 10, 2014, 10:01:55 AM
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?
Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.

(click to show/hide)

*melts at the sight*

So adorable! The little one is a girl, right?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: sirpercival on October 10, 2014, 10:09:27 AM
Great pic.
Thanks!

*melts at the sight*

So adorable! The little one is a girl, right?
Actually they're both boys. But the little one's hair curls when it's long (the older one's used to do the same), so we leave it long.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 10, 2014, 10:37:33 AM
Well dude, you have a beautiful family and I officially envy the hell out of you.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on October 10, 2014, 11:09:03 AM
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?
Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.

(click to show/hide)

nice optimization

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on October 10, 2014, 02:00:16 PM
I can have photos of your cute kids though, right? Only to soothe my empty, dark soul?
Well of course. Here's a great pic of wife & kids.

(click to show/hide)

I want the car in the background  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 17, 2014, 03:42:40 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8348948992
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on October 19, 2014, 04:24:28 AM
Apparently, we are now sending Marines to help with the ebola outbreak in Africa.    :ahem
So I made this:



(http://i.imgur.com/8xlA2sG.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Annforest on October 19, 2014, 06:41:39 AM
Is that recent? I've fallen behind so muuuch on all those southpark episodes.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on October 19, 2014, 01:04:22 PM
Is that recent? I've fallen behind so muuuch on all those southpark episodes.
It's from like Season 6 or something. (in the actual episode, it's not "ebola", it's "cancer")
Hmmm, this is weird: the regular SouthParkStudios site pulled it.  And the mirror site says "not in your country".  WTF!!!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on October 21, 2014, 03:00:24 PM
One of my cat's favorite sleeping places (when it's cold): under the covers.  She jumps up underneath from the side, and settles in under, looking like a lump.  When you touch the lump it meows.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on October 21, 2014, 03:53:26 PM
Ha ha.
Obama votes, and dude says "Don't touch my girlfriend."
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/10/20/president-obama-casts-ballot-on-first-day-of-early-voting/

... this one doesn't have the verbatum. 
I'm sure there's a more direct copy on youtube.

 ;) :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 21, 2014, 05:52:25 PM
...is it just me, or do you guys have a lot of Dicks in your offices?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 21, 2014, 06:56:18 PM
Richard is a common American name, yes.

And you have to admit, Dick sounds better than (Ranger) Rick.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 21, 2014, 08:07:59 PM
These are pretty great. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S38gzE5pPI&index=1&list=PL4119AE098DDCF362)

Have you ever wondered what a superhero team made up of Rex Morgan, Mary Worth, Mark Trail, and Garfield would look like?

Wonder no more!

"By forest law, I call upon the power of four cougars!"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on October 23, 2014, 12:55:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y) The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on October 23, 2014, 03:30:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y) The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made
OMG, what did I just watch?  That's now the new standard by which I will judge all safety videos.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on October 23, 2014, 03:48:26 PM
glad they threw some work to Mccoy
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 23, 2014, 06:24:14 PM
Behold!

http://cheezburger.com/8354338560
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on October 23, 2014, 07:04:16 PM
Eclipse TV ... I was adult-stupid and got to see about 7-8 minutes of it, but with no safety glasses.  Bad father of aDMg bad.  However, the reflection of the sun, via thick thermal tinting = as near to stupid proof as stupid can possibly come (while being stupid).

Anyways, it's live here:
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#.VEmIN5U5pak
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on October 25, 2014, 06:10:04 AM
Obvious advice is obvious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Wrdal-zto).
 :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on October 28, 2014, 01:14:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on October 28, 2014, 01:19:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc)
lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 29, 2014, 07:55:59 PM
This. Just this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRiJZWNTdaE)

"Do your fish have unusual names?"
"No."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on October 31, 2014, 11:24:50 PM
Quote
Andrew Johnson A man with no legs in a wheelchair attempted to punch my car downtown today. I was leaving a parking lot, and he was about to cross over the depression in the sidewalk at the exit of this lot. I gestured to let him go first, and he immediately screeched. This was a wailing-banshee style scream, too. Horrible. He then started to slowly wheel himself closer to my car, and raised one of his fists... This didn't help him much, and he just began to turn... having only propelled one side of his wheelchair in the previous stride, since he was too busy threatening me to actually -get- to me. He turned back around, still screeching, and got into the middle of the exit, screeched more, still, and straight up charged my car.

Lucky for me, I guess, I escaped unscathed because I was driving a car and he was a lunatic with no legs who would periodically pirouette with rage.

that was a response on an associates facebook page.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on November 01, 2014, 05:13:33 AM
Quote
Andrew Johnson A man with no legs in a wheelchair attempted to punch my car downtown today. I was leaving a parking lot, and he was about to cross over the depression in the sidewalk at the exit of this lot. I gestured to let him go first, and he immediately screeched. This was a wailing-banshee style scream, too. Horrible. He then started to slowly wheel himself closer to my car, and raised one of his fists... This didn't help him much, and he just began to turn... having only propelled one side of his wheelchair in the previous stride, since he was too busy threatening me to actually -get- to me. He turned back around, still screeching, and got into the middle of the exit, screeched more, still, and straight up charged my car.

Lucky for me, I guess, I escaped unscathed because I was driving a car and he was a lunatic with no legs who would periodically pirouette with rage.

that was a response on an associates facebook page.
I need to see this on video!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on November 01, 2014, 06:29:28 AM
ya, i wish
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on November 01, 2014, 06:57:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXO44xIvyuY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXO44xIvyuY)The Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody - Peeta's Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am1tzttZ8Pc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am1tzttZ8Pc)The Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody - Katniss' Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cayQGVTwjs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cayQGVTwjs) The Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody - Gale's Song

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on November 02, 2014, 05:38:54 PM
http://battlepug.com/comic/2014/10/28/im-a-king-dammit
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on November 03, 2014, 04:17:59 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on November 05, 2014, 11:52:04 AM
This story (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/04/tigger-sex-bathroom_n_6097238.html) made me LOL, but also feel bad about myself...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on November 05, 2014, 03:29:42 PM
This story (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/04/tigger-sex-bathroom_n_6097238.html) made me LOL, but also feel bad about myself...
Are you rethinking your Tigger costume activities? :whistle
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on November 07, 2014, 05:47:39 PM
Re-watching all of the old south park episodes...

Oldie but goldie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on November 12, 2014, 12:17:58 PM
http://heyugold.com/2014/11/12/top-10-things-to-do-before-wod-releases/   :lmao

3. Tell your friends and family you’ll miss them

http://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/2m30y5/top_10_things_to_do_before_wod_releases/   
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on November 13, 2014, 01:54:27 PM
Still laughing my guts out because it's so ridiculous.  Ivy League students ask Rick Perry for anal sex during campus visit (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6048)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on November 16, 2014, 05:59:19 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on November 16, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
 :lmao :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on November 17, 2014, 03:34:19 AM
That was pretty good  :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on November 18, 2014, 09:49:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia#Autoplushophilia

I believe SolEiji might be interested in this...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on November 18, 2014, 04:56:53 PM
http://cheezburger.com/66291969

aaah those whacky chinese
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on November 25, 2014, 12:28:22 AM
both popped up tonight and made me chuckle

(http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2014/08/74758_f6318b3254c3380f4146b313bcb1c7fb.jpg)


(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a4/a4d6a248ad41f9fbabfd5970bee5a592fff47aef1fa39eeec3e38996779490a4.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on November 25, 2014, 03:11:56 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia#Autoplushophilia

I believe SolEiji might be interested in this...

Silly, plushies are not for that kind of use!  For one, I'm pretty sure we're radioactive inside, we'll cancer your dick off.  Also, everyone knows you get more plushies when you [REDACTED] an entire bowl of Frosted [DATA EXPUNGED] 3 plungers are required for the removal of [CENSORED] which Raineh Daze's hat is known to come from, as does the [DEAR GOD WHY] dwarves dressed as Mickey Mouse [WAT] revealing that the Strata game is all a ploy to have Frogman [NOPE] 40 lbs of fudge.

And that's how law school works.

I forgot what the subject was.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on November 25, 2014, 05:24:46 AM
Noobcomic updates slowly as heck, but after this many years still quite funny.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on November 25, 2014, 03:36:09 PM
Man, i encountered that comic years ago. Ages, in fact. I thought it had stopped updating, and never really bothered again. Thanks for sharing, i'll track it down and binge read it all over again.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on November 26, 2014, 05:56:13 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8381640960
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on December 02, 2014, 12:37:13 PM
Weird names that actually exist: Natalie Butts, Gay Nation.  Those are both real, first/last name pairings.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on December 02, 2014, 02:33:14 PM
Do you guys have Onetwothree Smith Four?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on December 02, 2014, 04:27:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JnF4p0p.png

Not Safe For Work way of killing the BBEG...

Oh 4chan, you.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on December 03, 2014, 12:42:11 AM
I'm reminded of the time our party sent a Lich into therapy.

The spoiler is NSFW, by the way.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on December 03, 2014, 12:52:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/JnF4p0p.png

Not Safe For Work way of killing the BBEG...

Oh 4chan, you.
:clap looks like someone stumbled upon the Assplomancer.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on December 03, 2014, 02:25:03 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10472701_820480208015481_8395112054805511627_n.jpg?oh=6f2d213e6a846c771d2cbbf026959fd1&oe=54D214F8&__gda__=1423138889_a87e1c27e5b08750f824f258229f0cb5)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on December 04, 2014, 04:13:28 PM
Soro's signature made me think of this:

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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 04, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
For the umpteenth time my mother has stroked the cats fur the wrong way, an act he obviously finds distasteful.   And for the umpteenth time when she asked "Does kitty wub mommies" he has has lifted his leg and broken wind.

omg she is piiiiiiissed...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on December 05, 2014, 01:42:13 PM
For the umpteenth time my mother has stroked the cats fur the wrong way, an act he obviously finds distasteful.   And for the umpteenth time when she asked "Does kitty wub mommies" he has has lifted his leg and broken wind.

omg she is piiiiiiissed...
:lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on December 08, 2014, 05:42:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NZwxlF5.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on December 08, 2014, 06:11:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NZwxlF5.jpg)
:lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on December 16, 2014, 09:44:49 AM
D&D memes (http://dndppf.blogspot.ca/2014/12/the-royal-museum-of-d-memes.html)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 16, 2014, 03:06:19 PM
D&D memes (http://dndppf.blogspot.ca/2014/12/the-royal-museum-of-d-memes.html)

Minotaur Bard is awesome!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Baad Speeler on December 16, 2014, 05:14:20 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10472701_820480208015481_8395112054805511627_n.jpg?oh=6f2d213e6a846c771d2cbbf026959fd1&oe=54D214F8&__gda__=1423138889_a87e1c27e5b08750f824f258229f0cb5)

 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 17, 2014, 04:42:43 PM
http://cheezburger.com/67059969
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on December 17, 2014, 07:45:54 PM
SO my mom got mad at my dad tonight, because he opened up his christmas stocking present thing today.  So she wrote a note that read "way to go scrooge :("  My dad's response: "Huh?  I bought this..."

So tomorrow or the next day we're going to get a second speaker.  They both bought the same thing.  Exactly.  Same MODEL as well.  The only difference is where they bought them.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on December 18, 2014, 08:33:45 AM
(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on December 19, 2014, 08:25:55 PM
http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/18/7418687/instagram-makes-teens-and-celebrities-angry-by-removing-spam   :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on December 25, 2014, 01:14:16 PM
12 days of D&D (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRmU1nYo78E)

Given the holidays and all.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 25, 2014, 02:52:49 PM
12 days of D&D (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRmU1nYo78E)

Given the holidays and all.

 :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on December 30, 2014, 04:26:09 PM
Some things simply should not be:
String Theory for Dummies (http://www.amazon.com/String-Theory-Dummies-Andrew-Zimmerman/dp/047046724X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420009125&sr=8-1&keywords=string+theory+for+dummies)
Quantum Physics for Dummies (http://www.amazon.com/Quantum-Physics-Dummies-Steve-Holzner/dp/1118460820/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420009352&sr=1-1&keywords=Quantum+Physics+For+Dummies)
Einstein for Dummies (http://www.amazon.com/Einstein-Dummies-Carlos-I-Calle/dp/0764583484/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420009368&sr=1-1&keywords=Einstein+For+Dummies).
Seriously, if you're a "dummy", at some point, you just have to admit that some things are simply beyond your capacity to understand.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on December 30, 2014, 08:39:40 PM
Uh, that link takes me out to an empty cart at Amazon...

And for my thing, this is slightly annoying, slightly funny, so I'm just putting it here.  Yesterday I made mac n cheese, and we were looking for the cheeses to add.  My mom pulled out a really old one that was supposedly tasty.  she opens it, and proclaims "this cheese is too hard".  I see her trying to bite a small bit.  So I grab the cheese and attempt to break off a piece of the corner.  I fail.  Instead, I bruise my thumb.  Yes, I bruised the nail of my thumb on cheese.  It felt like stone, and I'm not being hyperbolic with that statement.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on December 30, 2014, 09:11:46 PM
Uh, that link takes me out to an empty cart at Amazon...

And for my thing, this is slightly annoying, slightly funny, so I'm just putting it here.  Yesterday I made mac n cheese, and we were looking for the cheeses to add.  My mom pulled out a really old one that was supposedly tasty.  she opens it, and proclaims "this cheese is too hard".  I see her trying to bite a small bit.  So I grab the cheese and attempt to break off a piece of the corner.  I fail.  Instead, I bruise my thumb.  Yes, I bruised the nail of my thumb on cheese.  It felt like stone, and I'm not being hyperbolic with that statement.

Hey guys, did anyone see where I put that brick of yellowed marble?  I had to hide it in a house somewhere....
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 30, 2014, 11:23:42 PM
D&D if it were played by kitties

http://cheezburger.com/8413682688
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on December 31, 2014, 02:03:46 AM
Uh, that link takes me out to an empty cart at Amazon...
Oops!  Well, that was embarrassing. :blush
Try this (http://www.amazon.com/String-Theory-Dummies-Andrew-Zimmerman/dp/047046724X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420009125&sr=8-1&keywords=string+theory+for+dummies), this (http://www.amazon.com/Quantum-Physics-Dummies-Steve-Holzner/dp/1118460820/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420009352&sr=1-1&keywords=Quantum+Physics+For+Dummies), and this (http://www.amazon.com/Einstein-Dummies-Carlos-I-Calle/dp/0764583484/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420009368&sr=1-1&keywords=Einstein+For+Dummies).
Also fixed the previous post. (which, in retrospect, was LoL-worthy itself)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on January 04, 2015, 08:19:06 PM
So here I am watching a Super Best Friends LP video (Rule of Rose part 9 (http://superbestfriendsplay.com/video/two-best-friends-play-rule-rose-part-9/)), and around 13 or so minutes in, I suddenly can't stop laughing.  Matt googled "colon" for some reference for a joke, and instead found chat threads of women who cannot spell "cologne", talking about how great their boyfriends' colon smell ...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on January 06, 2015, 05:46:07 PM
http://imgur.com/a/LSQW3

That is all.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 07, 2015, 12:19:10 AM
http://imgur.com/a/LSQW3

That is all.


awwww
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on January 07, 2015, 12:57:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ALkgH.jpg
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on January 07, 2015, 10:03:00 AM
Compilation of all kills in god's name listed in the bible. (http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.pt/2010/04/drunk-with-blood-gods-killings-in-bible.html) I suspect churches would have more people nowadays if those passages were read by the priests more often. Also would make some nice action movies. :P

http://i.imgur.com/ALkgH.jpg
Trivia, bloodthirsty warlord Gandhi first happened because of a bug. He would actually start with zero agression, which meant that if you did something-anything that would lower that stat, there would be an underflow error and his agression would change to max. The devs considered that so funny that they never fixed it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 07, 2015, 11:33:51 AM
Oldie but goldie. That same webcomic has one on Beyond Earth, too.

CURSE YOU, ROBOGHANDI! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/12514-Civilization-Beyond-Earth-Comic)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 07, 2015, 02:38:26 PM
Facebook discussion:

Image:

Whether a woman has more books than shoes is no business of yours. Nor does it mean she will be interested in you!!

To which I reply:

That is correct. What's REALLY fun is when she has more games than she has shoes.

PO'd "friend" response:

It doesn't change a fucking thing, Only the probability of her being fat, virgin and friendless rises considerably.

Prepare for BURN:

One can lose both weight and virginity AND make new friends.

I realize there is no point to 'winning' in the internet, but this still made my day.  :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on January 08, 2015, 12:13:06 AM
Japan is incredibly classy, no?

http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2015/01/07/he-gassen-japan-edo-period-fart-scrolls/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 08, 2015, 01:05:25 AM
Japan is incredibly classy, no?

http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2015/01/07/he-gassen-japan-edo-period-fart-scrolls/

Keep in mind a staple character of their mythology is a shapeshifting rapist/thief who can hypnotize and/or kill people with his balls.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 08, 2015, 11:37:18 AM
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.

And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on January 08, 2015, 12:02:10 PM
Don't forget Japan's annual penis festival! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html)

The origin of that celebration seems to be an old legend where a woman had a demon hide inside her vagina, and it would bite off the dick of anyone she tried to have sex with. Cue the woman asking a blacksmith to make her a steel dildo phallus to trick the demon into biting it and breaking its teeth, sanctifying the item in the process. After that the woman put the holy dildo artifact in a shrine and from then prostitutes would pray to it for protection against sexually transmitted diseases!

Mind you, while we're discussing this, they may be discussing why do Europe's main churches have so many muscled naked guys.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 08, 2015, 12:18:49 PM
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.

And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.

The Tanuki, I think.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 08, 2015, 12:20:43 PM
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.

And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.

The Tanuki, I think.

If that's the case, bhu is forgetting about them being able to wrap people in its balls.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on January 08, 2015, 12:35:34 PM
Don't forget Japan's annual penis festival! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html)

The origin of that celebration seems to be an old legend where a woman had a demon hide inside her vagina, and it would bite off the dick of anyone she tried to have sex with. Cue the woman asking a blacksmith to make her a steel dildo phallus to trick the demon into biting it and breaking its teeth, sanctifying the item in the process. After that the woman put the holy dildo artifact in a shrine and from then prostitutes would pray to it for protection against sexually transmitted diseases!

Mind you, while we're discussing this, they may be discussing why do Europe's main churches have so many muscled naked guys.

To be clear, most of the "muscled naked guys" are not church related.  As in, aren't in churches.  The only one I know of that features frequently is Jesus, and usually he's covered, and that's only in catholic places.  Most of the other art is from seculars like Michelangelo, and in places that aren't really worship centered, but aristocratic centered.  Most cathedrals, on the other hand, have no human likenesses.  They have gargoyles in France, and maybe some scenes in the glass, but not human likeness statues, and none of the statues are part of any ceremonies.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 08, 2015, 04:38:34 PM
...You'll have to remind me which one that is.

And then there's also the fact they invented tentacle porn over 200 years ago.

The Tanuki, I think.

  :thumb
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on January 09, 2015, 05:37:23 AM
http://lukemckinney.net/2015/01/05/lovecraftian-horrors-distance-themselves-from-lovecraftian-racism/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on January 12, 2015, 02:44:27 AM
Oh, my sides hurt from laughing so hard (warning: not for the mamby-pamby faint-of-heart):
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1270769692460
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on January 15, 2015, 11:54:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYTMGs5CgLE

Just...  Wow.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 17, 2015, 04:51:43 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8427531776/fail-dating-expert-on-anything
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on January 17, 2015, 05:44:56 PM
http://lukemckinney.net/2015/01/05/lovecraftian-horrors-distance-themselves-from-lovecraftian-racism/
That was hilariously awesome. Or awesomely hilarious. I'm not sure which.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 21, 2015, 06:51:56 PM
Hilarious counterfeit products. (http://www.jairkobe.com.br/38-presentes-falsificado-de-rivera-que-teu-filho-vai-odiar/)

The page is in Portuguese, but the jokes are all in English.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 21, 2015, 07:07:12 PM
Hilarious counterfeit products. (http://www.jairkobe.com.br/38-presentes-falsificado-de-rivera-que-teu-filho-vai-odiar/)

The page is in Portuguese, but the jokes are all in English.


wise puppet!  :lol  :clap


omg some of these are epic
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 21, 2015, 07:57:00 PM
"The furniture of law enforcement"

I died.

OMG.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 21, 2015, 09:19:14 PM
Dogs.

No, those aren't dogs.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on January 21, 2015, 10:50:37 PM
Robert cop is my favorite, especially the one with the mustache.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 21, 2015, 11:08:09 PM
I love how Shrek shows up in so many toy sets... but the Shrek II backpack has The Hulk on it.

Oh, and Grand Theft San Andreas Tarzan is a beautiful thing that I didn't know I needed.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on January 22, 2015, 09:30:35 AM
Oh, and Grand Theft San Andreas Tarzan is a beautiful thing that I didn't know I needed.
Agreed.  However, I think I'm more inclined towards GTA:Saw.  FUCKING METAL! -!--!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on January 22, 2015, 01:51:35 PM
It was a POONADO! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921463/Poonado-moment-divers-caught-30-metre-wide-bowel-movement-sperm-whale-unleashed-rare-revolting-defence-mechanism.html)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on January 22, 2015, 03:07:45 PM
Or a whirl-poo-l.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 22, 2015, 03:41:05 PM
 i swear if it weren't for a PbP game i have going on there,i'd just stop going but it also makes me lol  http://forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=7858
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 22, 2015, 04:14:37 PM
That just ended up confusing me.

A lot.

Who was arguing for which side?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 22, 2015, 04:27:33 PM
That just ended up confusing me.

A lot.

Who was arguing for which side?

I honestly don't know..One guy rstnme sees racism in everything, and i have no clue what exactly is Shadowchu's problem.  I think they are saying indirectly that maybe the paper had it coming  :???  the only slightly sane voice in that whole mess is mjack's for saying everyone involved was an idiot more or less.

and here's the blog entry the spawned that thread http://etiologyofennui.tumblr.com/post/108239199080/je-suis-nobody
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 22, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
Ugh.

Around here the repercussion it's going with is "freedom of speech doesn't give you the right to offend other people".

THAT'S EXACTLY ONE OF THE THINGS IT ALLOWS, YOU CLODS!!  :banghead :banghead
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on January 22, 2015, 08:54:45 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/free_speech.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 22, 2015, 09:26:24 PM
In this case, the consequence happened to be "being gunned down by a bunch of religious assholes".

You're right: free speech doesn't keep you from being lynched by a mob. It's not supposed to.

On the other hand, if you claim "you don't have the right to say that because it is offensive", then you are, effectively, creating censorship.

Any right comes with responsibilities. Any act comes with consequences.

A bullet to the head is NOT an acceptable response to "you offended my god and your satire wasn't even funny".

Or in other words, I see your comic strip, and raise you this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoqzb5R6vw).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 22, 2015, 09:35:19 PM


Or in other words, I see your comic strip, and raise you this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoqzb5R6vw).

I'm so tempted to post that vid over there...

EDIT: only problem is that rstnme will say something about "white privilege" as he always does...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 23, 2015, 12:46:54 AM
And, yet again, the right way is the middle way.

Creating offensive content for the sake of creating offensive content will aggravate a lot of people, and is a bad form of expressing your right of free speech. On the other hand, pungent, creative satire is a GREAT tool to provoke thinking and raising awareness to a lot of issues, as well as simply poking fun at the absurdity of certain situations.

What i'm trying to say is, you can't just ban "offensiveness" because that will end up making sure that no new content is ever created, because everything is offensive. But you can't also allow everything everywhere.

I think what the strip's trying to say is, you don't go to the door of a Catholic Church and start distributing atheist(or satanist) propaganda. That's a good way to get punched in the face, even if what you're doing is perfectly legal. Doing that at a mall is also perfectly legal, but much more unlikely to get you punched in the face.

Yes, the person punching you in the face is an asshole that could've simply walked away, but, you're kind of an asshole too, you know, for doing what you ought've known was risking that very outcome.

I'm very sleepy and that's as far as my reasoning will go, but maybe we create a thread to discuss this? It's a very interesting subject.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on January 23, 2015, 01:09:28 AM
Kuro, that video is just as ideal as the comic.  They both bring to light different parts of the argument that have gone wrong.

As for the whole Charlie thing, I think everyone can agree that the ones who used violence in response to words and pictures were f*ked in the head to begin with.  They were obviously homicidal maniacs that had no grasp of right or wrong and believed everyone other than themselves were sub-human scum whose lives have no meaning.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on January 23, 2015, 01:21:27 AM
After non-stop b.s. deflation coverage, at least something good has come of it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd3D2gsPUR0) :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 23, 2015, 04:05:55 AM
now this lovely nugget got posted http://forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=7858&p=252764#p252725

EDIT: I think i figured out the problem "is Free Speech a tool of Racism"? derp...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 23, 2015, 05:17:51 AM
And, yet again, the right way is the middle way.

Creating offensive content for the sake of creating offensive content will aggravate a lot of people, and is a bad form of expressing your right of free speech. On the other hand, pungent, creative satire is a GREAT tool to provoke thinking and raising awareness to a lot of issues, as well as simply poking fun at the absurdity of certain situations.

What i'm trying to say is, you can't just ban "offensiveness" because that will end up making sure that no new content is ever created, because everything is offensive. But you can't also allow everything everywhere.

I think what the strip's trying to say is, you don't go to the door of a Catholic Church and start distributing atheist(or satanist) propaganda. That's a good way to get punched in the face, even if what you're doing is perfectly legal. Doing that at a mall is also perfectly legal, but much more unlikely to get you punched in the face.

Yes, the person punching you in the face is an asshole that could've simply walked away, but, you're kind of an asshole too, you know, for doing what you ought've known was risking that very outcome.

I'm very sleepy and that's as far as my reasoning will go, but maybe we create a thread to discuss this? It's a very interesting subject.
http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=15293.msg270336#msg270336 done new thread
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on January 25, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
Out of context D&D quotes (http://www.dorkly.com/post/72105/out-of-context-dungeons-and-dragons-quotes-is-my-new-favorite-thing?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=amplification).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2015, 10:34:54 PM
 :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on January 25, 2015, 10:58:54 PM
In my reading class, one of the readings is a powerpoint.  The second slide of the powerpoint is titled "disciplinary literacy?" with a picture of an all-leather clad dominatrix.  With a whip.

EDIT: My own OOC DnD quote:

"I roll to eat the spiders."

"okay, you succeed, move into the swarm of spiders, and eat them.  They deal 23 damage on the attack of opportunity."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: wotmaniac on January 26, 2015, 01:03:17 AM
Oh so true ...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10947347_870282556368357_5114064069792362571_n.jpg?oh=b98c2f4c6dc2825699f7952fc86a7e84&oe=55258233&__gda__=1432847755_e5967870b1592955f702f8fb00ddc25d)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on January 26, 2015, 12:58:39 PM
In my reading class, one of the readings is a powerpoint.  The second slide of the powerpoint is titled "disciplinary literacy?" with a picture of an all-leather clad dominatrix.  With a whip.

EDIT: My own OOC DnD quote:

"I roll to eat the spiders."

"okay, you succeed, move into the swarm of spiders, and eat them.  They deal 23 damage on the attack of opportunity."

Swarms can't AoO /supersmugface
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on January 26, 2015, 03:09:48 PM
For slightly more context, I was playing as a slime, and absorbing them to digest them.  My DM was really confused and was trying to make the most common sense ruling  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on January 26, 2015, 11:37:39 PM
 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 03, 2015, 03:23:27 AM
I thought the best were Japan and Brazil...  Then Russia showed up.  http://9gag.com/gag/a33PKV3
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on February 03, 2015, 10:55:39 PM
bhu, you'll like this.

(click to show/hide)

Let's see how many confused looks this gets, followed by recognition.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 03, 2015, 11:30:36 PM
That's only exactly like my cat every time I change the sheets on my bed ...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on February 04, 2015, 12:04:39 AM
She does this whenever it's cold and there's no lap for her.  She just jumps up underneath the covers from the base.  It's not that I put the cover over her, she goes under the cover.  She also likes drinking from the faucet.  While sitting in the sink.  By getting her head wet and using her paw to wipe the water off her head and lick it up.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 04, 2015, 03:23:34 AM
Mine likes clawing my bed at 5 am to let me know he wants out to poop
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 05, 2015, 09:59:25 AM
Continuing the cat thread...
http://www.boredpanda.com/hairy-cat-death-stare-atchoum/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 10, 2015, 06:03:33 PM
http://cheezburger.com/8444488192/funny-valentines-fails-teddy-bear-50-shades   :scared



http://cheezburger.com/8441834240/funny-parenting-seriously-get-your-kids-vaccinated
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 10, 2015, 06:51:57 PM
The vaccination one was amusing.

And then I read the comments.

That was really fun until it overwhelmed my tolerance for human stupidity.

I mean, I'm ambivalent on the whole thing (except for vaccinating children. They're all disease-carriers who routinely go to a disease-infested place.), but medicine is not the place for political ideology.



Back to the thread!

Never split the party! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waa2ucfgVgQ)

Roll a d6! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on February 10, 2015, 07:06:54 PM
50 Shades teddy bear?  I'll up the ante!

50 Shades of Buscemi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 10, 2015, 08:04:10 PM
Charles Manson ends engagement after learning fiancee only wanted his corpse. (http://wgntv.com/2015/02/09/charles-mansons-fiancee-allegedly-only-wanted-him-for-his-corpse/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on February 10, 2015, 08:53:19 PM
The vaccination one was amusing.

And then I read the comments.

That was really fun until it overwhelmed my tolerance for human stupidity.

I mean, I'm ambivalent on the whole thing (except for vaccinating children. They're all disease-carriers who routinely go to a disease-infested place.), but medicine is not the place for political ideology.



Back to the thread!

Never split the party! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waa2ucfgVgQ)

Roll a d6! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I)

Old but gold!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 10, 2015, 09:14:54 PM
Charles Manson ends engagement after learning fiancee only wanted his corpse. (http://wgntv.com/2015/02/09/charles-mansons-fiancee-allegedly-only-wanted-him-for-his-corpse/)

Never thought you could feel sympathy for old charlie...  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 10, 2015, 10:43:41 PM
Charles Manson ends engagement after learning fiancee only wanted his corpse. (http://wgntv.com/2015/02/09/charles-mansons-fiancee-allegedly-only-wanted-him-for-his-corpse/)

Never thought you could feel sympathy for old charlie...  :twitch

Well now he can say that someone honestly wanted him for his body :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on February 11, 2015, 12:46:00 AM
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/#.VNkSISoCI7Y.facebook
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on February 11, 2015, 03:25:09 AM
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/#.VNkSISoCI7Y.facebook

Wow... Humanity never ceases to impress.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 17, 2015, 10:55:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tmGD0lk.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on February 20, 2015, 08:11:48 PM
I don't know where this should go, but it's bugged me for a long time.  Anyone who lives in the St. Louis area may be familiar with it already, but there's a liquor store called Dirt Cheap.  The "mascot" is a chick (baby chicken chick) wearing a sexy 20's style men's 1-piece swim suit.  It's a male chicken.  And it has boobs (https://www.google.com/search?q=dirt+cheap&safe=off&biw=1244&bih=561&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=itrnVN7vK4mYgwSdg4GYBQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 20, 2015, 11:15:50 PM
I don't know where this should go, but it's bugged me for a long time.  Anyone who lives in the St. Louis area may be familiar with it already, but there's a liquor store called Dirt Cheap.  The "mascot" is a chick (baby chicken chick) wearing a sexy 20's style men's 1-piece swim suit.  It's a male chicken.  And it has boobs (https://www.google.com/search?q=dirt+cheap&safe=off&biw=1244&bih=561&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=itrnVN7vK4mYgwSdg4GYBQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw).

It's OK; the Dirt Cheap Chick feels comfortable in his sexuality.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on February 21, 2015, 12:32:20 AM
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot.  A 20's style swim suit.  Sexualized.  Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store.  Oh and magic.  It can summon booze out of thin air.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 21, 2015, 01:42:41 PM
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot.  A 20's style swim suit.  Sexualized.  Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store.  Oh and magic.  It can summon booze out of thin air.

Who knows?

Maybe the owner of the shop made a demonic pact with the Dirt Cheap Chick to help keep their business afloat, on the condition that they had to use it as their mascot?

(bhu, we need you to stat something...)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 21, 2015, 04:20:23 PM
I've already done a transvestite chicken

http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=994.msg6386#msg6386
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 22, 2015, 01:50:58 AM
Crazy Train, as reimagined by Youtube captions. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kX2dVYVes)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: sirpercival on February 22, 2015, 01:01:00 PM
A 40-day-long dystopian birthday party, narrated through Twitter (http://storify.com/FrogCroakley/the-colelcted-daniel-barker-s-birth)

This is one of the best things I've ever read.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 23, 2015, 05:34:52 PM
Cat ninjas!  http://www.earthporm.com/31-sneaky-ninja-cats-mastered-ancient-art-ninjutsu/

Makes me want to make an anthro cat nin...  I mean, swordsage.  Because the ninja class sucks.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 23, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
Yes, cats are ideal ninja (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=12532.0) masters!  Reminds me of my previous cat, who would often play-fight with my Mom's cat when they were together.  Mom's would run off, then come back at mine from behind and pounce, and my cat, without looking, would somersault, catch the pouncing cat with her front paws, and slam her into the ground on her back!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on February 24, 2015, 12:45:28 PM
Tukka Rask gets a special honor (http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=754864&navid=nhl:topheads)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 24, 2015, 06:39:49 PM
We should get the same armor! (http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/57/68/449a24f4488de31e54e2f80fc61d7843.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Frogman55 on February 24, 2015, 11:50:21 PM
A 40-day-long dystopian birthday party, narrated through Twitter (http://storify.com/FrogCroakley/the-colelcted-daniel-barker-s-birth)

This is one of the best things I've ever read.
That was incredible.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 25, 2015, 09:44:41 PM
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on February 25, 2015, 09:49:19 PM
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on February 25, 2015, 09:49:30 PM
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

...I recognize that newsgroup. that's ASSTR.org No shame.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 25, 2015, 10:15:41 PM
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot.  A 20's style swim suit.  Sexualized.  Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store.  Oh and magic.  It can summon booze out of thin air.
You just haven't gotten drunk enough to appreciate its true genius yet...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 25, 2015, 11:35:47 PM
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!

I admit it! I was looking for erotic fanfiction involving a loving and chaste courting, involving lots of purple prose.

That is my fetish.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on February 26, 2015, 02:46:53 AM
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!

I admit it! I was looking for erotic fanfiction involving a loving and chaste courting, involving lots of purple prose.

That is my fetish.

Ehh... I guess i'll pass..
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 26, 2015, 03:19:35 AM
Grammatical (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-basic.txt) advice (http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/celeste-adv.txt)... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

...I recognize that newsgroup. that's ASSTR.org No shame.

I think I still have friends who post there.  I need to look them up and say hi, it's been a while.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on February 26, 2015, 05:34:38 PM

<snip>

Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on February 26, 2015, 05:55:21 PM

<snip>

Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg

age not a factor if they use their klingon voice
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 02, 2015, 05:12:04 PM
https://autos.yahoo.com/news/car-thief-throws-brick-mercedes-throws-back-180050064.html (https://autos.yahoo.com/news/car-thief-throws-brick-mercedes-throws-back-180050064.html)     :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 05, 2015, 10:01:14 AM
Those damn selfies...  lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXbicVj3HEs
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on March 05, 2015, 05:52:12 PM

<snip>

Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg

age not a factor if they use their klingon voice

Yeah, right on !!
One could do a lot worse for themselves at 50+, than either of them.

"Is that a Bat'leth ... or are you happy to see me?" she's purrs like a scalded tigress.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 08, 2015, 11:58:30 PM
Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon.  Wow.  Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 09, 2015, 02:39:14 AM
Theres a woman in florida named Crystal Methenny
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Frogman55 on March 09, 2015, 09:49:50 AM
Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon.  Wow.  Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.
Well, with a name like that you don't have much choice. NFL player or local meth head isn't much of a choice. :) I mean, it's not any worse than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Colon), it's better than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Felt), and probably doesn't hold a candle to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox); I could do this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz) all day long.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 09, 2015, 05:36:54 PM
I once had a teacher named Glen Fagg.  He named his daughter Gaylene.

I still shake my head at that choice...  I suppose the good news is his daughter is married with a different name.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 09, 2015, 06:08:39 PM
Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon.  Wow.  Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.
Well, with a name like that you don't have much choice. NFL player or local meth head isn't much of a choice. :) I mean, it's not any worse than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Colon), it's better than this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Felt), and probably doesn't hold a candle to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox); I could do this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz) all day long.


Oh she wasn't arrested for meth.  She was arrested for 'firing a missile into a vehicle'.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 09, 2015, 06:22:23 PM
http://www.dorkly.com/post/73172/4chan-is-making-two-very-different-pokemon-fan-games

The first set looks like it could actually work nicely.  The second one...  Well, considering one of the names is "Grasshole" it's safe to say it's 4chan being 4chan.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on March 10, 2015, 06:45:02 PM
You may've heard of the Honest Trailers youtube channel.

I just found out they've started doing games trailers too.

The pokemon red/blue one made me laugh so much it hurt. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3794003349&feature=iv&index=9&list=PLeImKFecYFCzKacBAZGzcJEVm9OWN1PFZ&src_vid=BUvBYs5bVcM&v=xMq-FyDBeBA).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 10, 2015, 11:35:20 PM
They've done it for a while, actually. I think there's a Devil May Cry one somewhere out there.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 15, 2015, 11:49:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8psrsdyezkU
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 16, 2015, 07:42:19 AM
So I only just now remembered how hilarious his videos were... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUvROoYft1k)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 16, 2015, 07:05:19 PM
In the midst of a caffiene-fueled studying rampage, I took a break for a little distraction and found a link to the following story (http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html). I cannot stop laughing, and there are tears pouring down my face... and I'm slightly embarrased because I'm in a public place...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 16, 2015, 09:20:37 PM
Reminds me of why I'd eventually like a house bathroom that can be cleaned like a commercial bathroom.  Especially with the floor drain.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on March 16, 2015, 10:06:14 PM
That guy is the hero of everyone that has ever had an accident. The way he handled the situation was marvelous. Such grace in the face of adversity!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 18, 2015, 09:06:48 AM
Two new species of VAMPIRE CRABS (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/two-new-vampire-crabs-traced-back-java-indonesia) found...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 19, 2015, 04:41:00 PM
This... is... beautiful. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 21, 2015, 01:42:58 PM
Berthulu (http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/y/yw/fark_ywVaj4-RDPjCgEn3w--QqPR-S4Y.jpg?t=DxbzI4FmM_zwA8ikb7QucA&f=1427083200)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 21, 2015, 03:02:25 PM
Berthulu (http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/y/yw/fark_ywVaj4-RDPjCgEn3w--QqPR-S4Y.jpg?t=DxbzI4FmM_zwA8ikb7QucA&f=1427083200)
403 error.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 22, 2015, 02:30:14 AM
Dunkey Does Skyrim. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 22, 2015, 01:52:12 PM
Watching hockey, commercial for Stihl tools comes on, and the first thing the announcer says is "Real people, Stihl people".  This tagline works in print, but I was looking down, and all I heard was "Real people steal people".  That's almost as bad as the Tom Raper RV line.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on March 22, 2015, 01:56:50 PM
  That's almost as bad as the Tom Raper RV line.

i know your struggle
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 22, 2015, 03:07:16 PM
That man has the most unfortunate name..
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 23, 2015, 04:00:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvjFsZJqAPs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvjFsZJqAPs) Apparently stealing another guy's girl is good but digital piracy is bad  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 25, 2015, 11:04:04 AM
Hilarious kindle book covers (http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/24/kindle_cover_disasters_book_covers_worth_your_judgment.html?wpsrc=fol_fb)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 25, 2015, 05:56:38 PM
Hilarious kindle book covers (http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/24/kindle_cover_disasters_book_covers_worth_your_judgment.html?wpsrc=fol_fb)

jebus wept!  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 30, 2015, 07:53:04 PM
This is one of those "WTF?" kind of LMAO moments.

Researcher makes yoghurt from her vaginal bacteria.  Because science. (http://www.sciencealert.com/a-researcher-is-making-yoghurt-from-her-vaginal-bacteria-because-science)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 31, 2015, 11:33:35 AM
This is one of those "WTF?" kind of LMAO moments.

Researcher makes yoghurt from her vaginal bacteria.  Because science. (http://www.sciencealert.com/a-researcher-is-making-yoghurt-from-her-vaginal-bacteria-because-science)
Yeah, I saw this a while back. Thought about suggesting the idea to my wife.  ;)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on March 31, 2015, 04:48:13 PM
They say the taste will grow on you.
They also say, your doctor might say the "taste" is growing on you.


Roast of Justin Beiber ... on Comedy Central.
The previous roasts are hilarious, this one a tad bit malicious.
"Justin has more negative votes on Twitter, than ISIS."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 31, 2015, 05:53:10 PM
They say the taste will grow on you.
They also say, your doctor might say the "taste" is growing on you.


Roast of Justin Beiber ... on Comedy Central.
The previous roasts are hilarious, this one a tad bit malicious.
"Justin has more negative votes on Twitter, than ISIS."


Bieber is a complete douchebag. He deserves everything he has coming to him.

I hope he cries. Like a little bitch.

Wait, I think little bitches have more emotional stability than his fans do. Nevermind then.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on March 31, 2015, 06:23:24 PM
I'm reminded of a video where Reynad's Hearthstone stream had text to speech enabled and someone subscribed to him then left a message "You look like Justin Bieber minus the cunt.  Love your stream and keep up the good work."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on March 31, 2015, 06:24:30 PM
Roasts aren't supposed to be mean.  They're supposed to be celebrations of people.  Good people.  The Roast of Donald Trump?  No.  Don't.  He's not good people.  Beiber?  Hell no.  You roast people because you like them, because people like them, not because they have money/want money/spent money/whatever.

And yeah, the statements in roasts sound mean taken out of context, but they aren't mean.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 31, 2015, 10:44:46 PM
Bierber's was kind of mean.  They edited out one of the comedians because they said he was so over the top you heard crickets.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on April 06, 2015, 11:13:18 PM
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=4471
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on April 06, 2015, 11:16:03 PM
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=4471
lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Frogman55 on April 07, 2015, 09:59:34 AM
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=4471
Awesome
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on April 07, 2015, 12:50:03 PM
D*ck Sealant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on April 07, 2015, 01:49:25 PM
So you know how "c" is always the correct answer on multiple choice tests?  Well, in my edpsych book, reading about assessment, there's the following guideline (from, like, 15) for making more effective multiple choice test questions:

"Vary the position of the correct answer, and avoid overusing choice c"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Frogman55 on April 07, 2015, 02:39:53 PM
So you know how "c" is always the correct answer on multiple choice tests?  Well, in my edpsych book, reading about assessment, there's the following guideline (from, like, 15) for making more effective multiple choice test questions:

"Vary the position of the correct answer, and avoid overusing choice c"
C is the most common answer on the SAT test. By like 1%. I have no idea what it is for the ACT, or for end-of-year tests in school, or for your edpsych book.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on April 07, 2015, 04:26:55 PM
D*ck Sealant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw)

And D*ck hardener! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54dJz_ynMcs)

Also: Death Metal Mary Poppins. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 12, 2015, 11:28:34 PM
I found this video linked on a Steam profile named 'Hillary 2016!' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfzClvLMCt0)

I find it very funny, even though I shouldn't.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 27, 2015, 12:24:15 AM
Grammar Nazis:

(http://i.imgur.com/TPZzQxr.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on April 27, 2015, 01:44:57 AM
Why were you looking there, I wonder?

(I'm actually legitimately curious about how you found that.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on April 27, 2015, 10:14:21 AM
Grammar Nazis:

(http://i.imgur.com/TPZzQxr.jpg)

Anyone bitching about getting their grammar corrected deserves to be kicked in the dick, or the boobs, with a sledgehammer.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 27, 2015, 03:28:02 PM
Why were you looking there, I wonder?

(I'm actually legitimately curious about how you found that.)

Retweeted on a Twitter account I follow.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 27, 2015, 08:03:55 PM
Bump: I should clarify that the person retweeting the Grammar Nazi image was also mocking it.

In the meantime, I found a webcomic strip I like:

(http://i.imgur.com/punGL4U.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on April 27, 2015, 10:04:16 PM

In the meantime, I found a webcomic strip I like:


perchance have you tried oglaf?  http://oglaf.com/enlist/  (Not always safe for work)

or cyanide and happiness? http://explosm.net/comics/3137/

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on April 28, 2015, 09:32:20 AM
Pat Robertson says woman should forgive her husband who got drunk and blew a guy once "by accident". (http://wonkette.com/584021/pat-robertson-its-cool-if-your-husband-gets-drunk-and-blows-that-guy-just-the-one-time?google_editors_picks=true)  :lmao This is just so full of fail and BS it is amazing. The links to other things he's said in the article are solid gold, also.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 09, 2015, 09:24:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Mo9beeO.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 09, 2015, 11:53:51 PM
Pap smears ARE against Jesus. (https://youtu.be/asMaH2kzhgQ)  :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 10, 2015, 02:34:24 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3726 
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 10, 2015, 03:11:15 AM
This is the scienceman.

He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.

... but not yet...

... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 10, 2015, 03:26:43 AM
ad now i have to make a beeserker...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 12, 2015, 05:48:33 PM
This is the scienceman.

He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.

... but not yet...

... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
....And I read all of them.  It took me a while but I read them all.  Bhu!  There's bee/cat/bear monsters in there!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on May 13, 2015, 12:50:59 AM
http://samepicofdavecoulier.tumblr.com/

second best use of Tumblr
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 13, 2015, 01:53:07 AM
This is the scienceman.

He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.

... but not yet...

... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
....And I read all of them.  It took me a while but I read them all.  Bhu!  There's bee/cat/bear monsters in there!

Holy mother of god that is some epic batshit crazy  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on May 13, 2015, 05:34:30 AM
Bhu, perhaps you should watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ) ...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 13, 2015, 05:39:23 AM
This is the scienceman.

He invents the Beeserker, a robot powered entirely by bees.

... but not yet...

... also there are two of them. (http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-scienceman/)
....And I read all of them.  It took me a while but I read them all.  Bhu!  There's bee/cat/bear monsters in there!

Holy mother of god that is some epic batshit crazy  :twitch

(http://www.beeserker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cosmicscootsiex.png)

I will let that stand by itself.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 13, 2015, 09:13:07 PM
An honest car salesman! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmTw1oMTVrU) Apparently, this actually got run on television... once.

And who can forget this classic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc)?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 14, 2015, 12:47:43 AM
Bhu, perhaps you should watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ) ...

Truly the internet never disappoints
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 14, 2015, 01:28:43 AM
Hey let's make a remix of Ian Malcolm's laugh! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 14, 2015, 01:32:24 AM
Hey Eiji...I have some bad news...they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on May 14, 2015, 01:46:15 AM
Hey Eiji...I have some bad news...they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c)

I see your hobbits and raise you a Shia LaBeouf (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 14, 2015, 02:01:55 AM
Hey Eiji...I have some bad news...they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c)

I see your hobbits and raise you a Shia LaBeouf (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI).

*stands up and claps like Shia LaBeouf*
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on May 14, 2015, 08:48:08 PM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 14, 2015, 11:05:58 PM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on May 14, 2015, 11:16:35 PM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.

You must drink tea like a real man then.  Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water.  This is the Eiji way.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on May 15, 2015, 01:02:35 AM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.

You must drink tea like a real man then.  Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water.  This is the Eiji way.

Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on May 15, 2015, 01:05:37 AM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.

You must drink tea like a real man then.  Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water.  This is the Eiji way.

Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?

Nah, I'm pretty sure Kuro shares the same tea drinking style of Ashley Williams, consume demonic duplicates of yourself then chug boiling water straight from the kettle.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on May 15, 2015, 04:31:12 AM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.

You must drink tea like a real man then.  Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water.  This is the Eiji way.

Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?

Nah, I'm pretty sure Kuro shares the same tea drinking style of Ashley Williams, consume demonic duplicates of yourself then chug boiling water straight from the kettle.

We must go one step further.

I suggest we build a space elevator outside the coast of Brazil and start pumping water into the air in the form of a massive water droplet, using magnetics and superscience monopoles to keep it together.  Then, we drop it on the Amazon rainforest.  As the sphere of aquatic death descends, it will heat up to fantastic temperatures, which will only increase once it makes impact.  The sheer force will vaporize the entire rainforest in a nuclear shockwave, mixing water and steam with leaves and turning most of South America into a giant teacup for the ultimate tea experience.

I am sure Kuroimaken will have no problems with his plan, and intends to enjoy the tea based terraforming and human extinction event to its fullest.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 19, 2015, 10:47:26 PM
Today I am drinking tea.

All of the tea.

Even yours.
That's okay, I have a collection of tea and my wife gets on to me because I don't even touch the stuff.

You must drink tea like a real man then.  Eat trees whole, and drink it down with boiling water.  This is the Eiji way.

Hang on, I thought that was the Kuro way?

Nah, I'm pretty sure Kuro shares the same tea drinking style of Ashley Williams, consume demonic duplicates of yourself then chug boiling water straight from the kettle.

We must go one step further.

I suggest we build a space elevator outside the coast of Brazil and start pumping water into the air in the form of a massive water droplet, using magnetics and superscience monopoles to keep it together.  Then, we drop it on the Amazon rainforest.  As the sphere of aquatic death descends, it will heat up to fantastic temperatures, which will only increase once it makes impact.  The sheer force will vaporize the entire rainforest in a nuclear shockwave, mixing water and steam with leaves and turning most of South America into a giant teacup for the ultimate tea experience.

I am sure Kuroimaken will have no problems with his plan, and intends to enjoy the tea based terraforming and human extinction event to its fullest.

 :lol

So I believe I shaved a few years off someone's life today.

I was at college. Needed to get to the computer lab (9th floor, I was in a hurry, so elevator it was for me). I buzz the elevator from one end of the wall, and an elevator arrives from the other end.

Now, see, courtesy is too 19th century for some people, and someone inside is frantically masturbating the close door button. I would, of course, have none of that shit.

So I jam my arm in between the elevator doors. Then I proceed to pry them open, Superman-style. (I briefly considered shouting "HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY" into the crevice, but I was in a hurry, so no antics!) I get in the elevator, right next to the (very bug-eyed by now) person who, at that point, was still hitting the close door button.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 25, 2015, 12:26:18 AM
So this happened on Twitter between two bots:

(http://i.imgur.com/PRzIqgt.png?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 27, 2015, 03:35:54 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on May 27, 2015, 04:37:31 PM
Ugg Bots ... the Shoe Emperor has no shoes, but talks endlessly about "her" problem.


I've seen on other boards that [Bots] are tagged as such.
Is this possible with this minmaxboard forum operations?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 28, 2015, 01:06:20 AM
Look upon the form of The Chromatic Dragon, Creator of Evil Dragonkind, the Avaricious, the Dragon Queen, Nemesis of the Gods, the Dark Lady, Queen of Chaos, the Undying Queen, Bane of Bahamut, the Primeval Mother...

TIAMAT!

And despair... despair!

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 28, 2015, 01:12:11 AM
Look upon the form of The Chromatic Dragon, Creator of Evil Dragonkind, the Avaricious, the Dragon Queen, Nemesis of the Gods, the Dark Lady, Queen of Chaos, the Undying Queen, Bane of Bahamut, the Primeval Mother...

TIAMAT!

And despair... despair!

(click to show/hide)
Wait, why is the white head breathing FIRE?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 28, 2015, 07:56:36 AM
Because fire is funnier. Scientifically proven.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on May 28, 2015, 01:30:39 PM
Look upon the form of The Chromatic Dragon, Creator of Evil Dragonkind, the Avaricious, the Dragon Queen, Nemesis of the Gods, the Dark Lady, Queen of Chaos, the Undying Queen, Bane of Bahamut, the Primeval Mother...

TIAMAT!

And despair... despair!

(click to show/hide)
Wait, why is the white head breathing FIRE?

 :lmao  I thought the exact same thing.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 29, 2015, 10:41:42 PM
http://twitchfilm.com/2015/05/youre-about-to-hack-time-watch-kung-fury-in-full-now-gallery.html
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 29, 2015, 11:36:53 PM
http://twitchfilm.com/2015/05/youre-about-to-hack-time-watch-kung-fury-in-full-now-gallery.html
I actually kinda liked it.  It wasn't funny to me (I mean could see where some parts would have been funny), I actually thought it was kinda cool.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on May 30, 2015, 12:04:58 AM
http://twitchfilm.com/2015/05/youre-about-to-hack-time-watch-kung-fury-in-full-now-gallery.html

I was waiting for this. I came, i saw, i came again, god, i loved this movie. I wasn't disappointed in the least.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 30, 2015, 06:42:27 PM
It was fun. I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't longer, but it was fun.  :P

I can see these guys going places depending on how many views this gets.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 30, 2015, 08:25:11 PM
Guy takes nutshot to prove bullet-proof jockstrap/cup works. (http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/29/business-owner-takes-bullet-to-groin-to-prove-his-nutshellz-jockstrap-works-208742)  :twitch
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on May 30, 2015, 10:42:00 PM
Guy takes nutshot to prove bullet-proof jockstrap/cup works. (http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/29/business-owner-takes-bullet-to-groin-to-prove-his-nutshellz-jockstrap-works-208742)  :twitch

Super Troopers already did it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7P6tYRzxI)   :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on June 01, 2015, 06:46:21 PM
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?
 :twitch

There's just so much idk wtf going on ...

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on June 01, 2015, 10:19:41 PM
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?
 :twitch

There's just so much idk wtf going on ...

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
A chicken nugget with boobs?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on June 02, 2015, 12:16:50 AM
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?
 :twitch

There's just so much idk wtf going on ...

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
A chicken nugget with boobs?

A chicken nugget's nuggets :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 02, 2015, 01:08:10 AM
oddly enough im more disturbed that it has eyelashes
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on June 02, 2015, 08:35:52 AM
I find it weird that whenever they want to caricaturize seductiveness in Japan, they go with long eyelashes.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on June 02, 2015, 01:19:57 PM
Scroll down to the Miley Cyrus thing (http://www.fark.com/comments/8729145/Police-performing-a-sex-act-with-a-McChicken-sandwich-is-gross-disturbing-but-not-necessarily-illegal)...  :lmao :lol I warn you it cannot be unseen! (Probably NSFW in most places, but not exactly explicit, either... just... disturbing and hilarious.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on June 03, 2015, 01:33:05 PM
Scroll down to the Miley Cyrus thing (http://www.fark.com/comments/8729145/Police-performing-a-sex-act-with-a-McChicken-sandwich-is-gross-disturbing-but-not-necessarily-illegal)...  :lmao :lol I warn you it cannot be unseen! (Probably NSFW in most places, but not exactly explicit, either... just... disturbing and hilarious.)

O_O

...

...

(http://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/I-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg?hc_location=ufi)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 03, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
When talking about crossover and game balance in the New World of Darkness on Something Awful, I found a gem of a post by pkfan2004:

Quote
Tenchi Muyo is the nWoD of anime, every character coming from a different hypothetical game line/genre to form the party, so half of the party is OP and the rest are normal-ish people. And this is why you don't cross over every single line in a game.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on June 08, 2015, 03:14:33 AM
(http://orig12.deviantart.net/ea1c/f/2012/323/5/e/i_tried_to_make_a_kawaii_comic_by_pacthesis-d5ljdzq.png) (http://orig12.deviantart.net/ea1c/f/2012/323/5/e/i_tried_to_make_a_kawaii_comic_by_pacthesis-d5ljdzq.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on June 08, 2015, 11:37:02 AM
 :lmao :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on June 09, 2015, 04:48:03 PM
Uhh, is this another possible Bhu race?
 :twitch

There's just so much idk wtf going on ...

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8896/18158721860_522d8ccef0_o.jpg)
A chicken nugget with boobs?

A chicken nugget's nuggets :p

Double amputee ... or Metamorphed Beholder ??
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on June 11, 2015, 07:41:47 PM
I DARE you to show me a superior vidja-gaem. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayA2Yo6eBt4&index=15&list=PLE4FD54CE50528F2F)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on June 11, 2015, 08:22:32 PM
I DARE you to show me a superior vidja-gaem. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayA2Yo6eBt4&index=15&list=PLE4FD54CE50528F2F)

There is one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEIi3X9NCMU), but Japan's keeping it for themselves ...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: StreamOfTheSky on June 16, 2015, 11:45:41 PM
Donald Trump announced he is running for President.  I was going to post about it in the politics thread.  But, honestly...we all know it's more fitting to talk about it here.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on June 17, 2015, 05:09:12 AM
Donald Trump announced he is running for President.  I was going to post about it in the politics thread.  But, honestly...we all know it's more fitting to talk about it here.

+1 for that!  Though in my case it was more "I think his hairpiece would have better luck running."


Hmm...  News I would like to see:  Donald Trump's wigs become sentient and rebel against him to start their own Presidential campaign.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on June 17, 2015, 11:54:35 AM
He's not actually running.  He's exploiting the news cycle to promote his image and properties.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on June 17, 2015, 12:32:31 PM
He does this every election cycle.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on June 17, 2015, 01:08:03 PM
Hmm...  News I would like to see:  Donald Trump's wigs become sentient and rebel against him to start their own Presidential campaign.
Sounds like a great campaign premise. The PCs would play the wigs, of course.  :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on June 17, 2015, 04:07:39 PM
 :D ... the PCs (wig) defeat the Hurricane.


I guess he's run a Cost/Benefit analysis
to put $millions into a fake campaign
= More $millions in speaking fees.

Although, he will get some decent mileage
out of the Comedy Central Roast of him.
He and gf both crying out :  " Oh ... Donald !! "
in the middle of zexy time.
 :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 17, 2015, 05:09:20 PM
"OMG thats no wig! THat's one of them thar fungi that turn ants into zombies by eating into their brain!  Someone get some fire!"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on June 21, 2015, 08:44:04 PM
I'm playing Recettear right now, and the young girl came in asking for a book.  So I immediately sold her the most expensive one I knew she could afford, which just happened to be "Booze of the World".  It comes with a free sample.  Immediately after the sale finalized it gave the recap, saying the item, and I'm all "ooohhhh"....So now of course I just HAVE to sell her that book whenever she asks for one.  Or a more expensive version of it or something.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on June 24, 2015, 10:34:12 PM
I can't seem to hotlink it, so here's a silly little comic (http://kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=6465&g2_serialNumber=3).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on June 25, 2015, 09:58:29 AM
SO THAT WAS THE TRICK ALL ALONG?!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on June 25, 2015, 10:48:51 PM
X-Elsior: The headache medicine. (https://youtu.be/asMaH2kzhgQ)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on June 29, 2015, 05:00:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQByeGkJJSc&index=1&list=PLGVpxD1HlmJ-OuDJlytqoxj5oEme6RSVz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQByeGkJJSc&index=1&list=PLGVpxD1HlmJ-OuDJlytqoxj5oEme6RSVz) bahaha  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on July 01, 2015, 10:05:57 PM
http://cheezburger.com/6456680448
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on July 02, 2015, 01:27:21 AM
http://www.viralthread.com/another-18-completely-fcked-up-cards-against-humanity-combinations/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 04, 2015, 06:21:56 PM
The Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: nijineko on July 04, 2015, 11:40:50 PM
The Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1

The Secret Service raided Steve Jackson Games and lost the resulting court battle.

http://www.sjgames.com/SS/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on July 05, 2015, 12:50:04 AM
The Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1

The Secret Service raided Steve Jackson Games and lost the resulting court battle.

http://www.sjgames.com/SS/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service

My favorite part of all that is from the wiki page:

To this day, the GURPS Cyberpunk book lists "Unsolicited Comments: The United States Secret Service" on its credits page.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 05, 2015, 12:53:29 PM
The Cia once infiltrated a dnd game
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300668/pg1

The Secret Service raided Steve Jackson Games and lost the resulting court battle.

http://www.sjgames.com/SS/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service

My favorite part of all that is from the wiki page:

To this day, the GURPS Cyberpunk book lists "Unsolicited Comments: The United States Secret Service" on its credits page.
:lol wow, how bizzarre that whole thing is
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 06, 2015, 01:51:28 PM
Apparently Pathfinder Online is relying on an honor system instead of actual enforcement to prevent cheating. (https://goblinworks.com/forum/topic/3046/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 12, 2015, 09:53:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ddHhHCB.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on July 16, 2015, 08:46:09 AM
"The point is that all three circles are people who get paid to touch your junk." (http://eblong.com/zarf/thod/38.html)

In fact, it was a caterpillar. (http://eblong.com/zarf/thod/6.html)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on July 18, 2015, 05:16:23 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10414522_10152226771119013_3565712162069495359_n.jpg?oh=924a05ccbfa3f727a72108b9db55a79a&oe=560DF93B)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 19, 2015, 02:22:15 AM
Sleeping pig wakes up for a cookie. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on July 20, 2015, 12:43:04 PM
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on July 20, 2015, 02:01:47 PM
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)

I see your business cat and raise you a jellyjam sandwich. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWXadNojNec)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on July 20, 2015, 02:13:05 PM
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)

I see your business cat and raise you a jellyjam sandwich. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWXadNojNec)

They are both Business Cat.

You are a fool to believe that Business Cat is restrained by any form of reality.

In fact, there are many of them. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOJyrQa_WR4)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on July 20, 2015, 05:41:58 PM
bhu, I have found a new PrC for the Cat Burgler. (http://tomfonder.deviantart.com/gallery/48425246/Business-Cat)

What class powers would they have tho
 :thought
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on July 21, 2015, 12:44:15 AM
LINK: 2 Liter Diet Coke Chug w/o Burping (Win + Monster Burp) (https://youtu.be/dYgoODe4yVg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on July 21, 2015, 12:53:05 PM
From a news article on a reputable news source (as in, not a comedy news sources like the Daily Show or something, but a place that does actual, good journalism) discussing Trumps latest rise in the polls and significant media coverage:

"That makes sense: reporters write Trump stories, discover they produce lots of page views, and then they write more. [ED Note: until we make you stop]."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 21, 2015, 12:57:44 PM
From a news article on a reputable news source (as in, not a comedy news sources like the Daily Show or something, but a place that does actual, good journalism) discussing Trumps latest rise in the polls and significant media coverage:

"That makes sense: reporters write Trump stories, discover they produce lots of page views, and then they write more. [ED Note: until we make you stop]."

The sad thing about US media is that the Daily Show often covers things better than a lot of cable news sites do nowadays.  After all, it took Jon Stewart to point out the blocking of a bill to help medical aid for 9/11 first responders, which ended up getting picked up by CNN and the like only after it took a comedian to point it out.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on July 21, 2015, 02:04:34 PM
Huh, and here I thought that Brazil was the only place where politicians are treated as a joke and comedians are taken seriously.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on July 21, 2015, 09:41:09 PM
Oh, no, I know.  But that comment was something I'd expect to see come out of a comedy news site (Cracked does it a lot) and not an actual news site.  Hence the massive lol I did reading it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 23, 2015, 09:16:30 PM
Donald Trump: Admit it, you people want to see how far this goes, don't you? (http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/admit-it-you-people-want-see-how-far-goes-dont-you-50895)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on July 24, 2015, 12:29:02 AM
YouTube LINK: Try to Dance Industrial Group Video 1 (https://youtu.be/PvNrjcg3WjA)

YouTube LINK: Cybergoth Dance Party (https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso)

LINK: Wat (http://img.pandawhale.com/post-26116-WAT-meme-gun-gif-9TYk.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on July 24, 2015, 01:11:54 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on July 24, 2015, 02:43:28 PM
Is it weird that i kind of envy this dude?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on July 24, 2015, 04:02:00 PM
Is it weird that i kind of envy this dude?
No.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on July 25, 2015, 11:19:03 AM
And which manga is that?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on July 25, 2015, 11:38:22 AM
And which manga is that?

Franken Fran (http://mangafox.me/manga/franken_fran/). The main protagonist is the girl with stitches and nails on her head who's a crazy scientist that runs a semi-secret private clinc where the word "ethics" are pretty much unheard off and she'll perform pretty much any experiment on human beings as long as you cough out the cash. Invests profits in running experiments out of her own initiative, including her personal army of monsters. Likes rescuing people on the verge of death for free just to try out new techniques.

Warning: plenty of blood and gore and insanity.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on July 25, 2015, 09:12:30 PM
And which manga is that?

Franken Fran (http://mangafox.me/manga/franken_fran/). The main protagonist is the girl with stitches and nails on her head who's a crazy scientist that runs a semi-secret private clinc where the word "ethics" are pretty much unheard off and she'll perform pretty much any experiment on human beings as long as you cough out the cash. Invests profits in running experiments out of her own initiative, including her personal army of monsters. Likes rescuing people on the verge of death for free just to try out new techniques.

Warning: plenty of blood and gore and insanity.

Ah, I thought I recognized her. Thought the art style looked different though.

EDIT: Also, if you've read anything by Junji Ito, it's hard to get grossed out. Or Hideshi Hino's Jigokuhen.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 27, 2015, 07:47:47 PM
NSFW: If you're going to show off your RPGMaker S&M anime game on Steam Greenlight, this is the absolute worst way to advertise it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYobPACaQg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on July 28, 2015, 01:41:12 AM
Minecraft, now (hopefully) with dank matter (https://github.com/pahimar/Equivalent-Exchange-3/commit/711d5282fef384a5a4d099775ac07b1c76ab0510).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on July 28, 2015, 09:38:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FwUPvao.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on July 31, 2015, 07:44:46 AM
Shia LaBeouf Motivational Speech: Toonami Edition (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJGmvyH7EMM)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on August 03, 2015, 04:39:15 PM
Mark Hamill has a great sense of humour (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/mark-hamill-channels-his-joker-side-when-signing-182913862.html)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on August 04, 2015, 02:24:39 AM
Who wants a body massage? (https://youtu.be/Ww3GTNv9hHk)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on August 04, 2015, 02:29:10 AM
"Mom, Dad, come here you gotta see this!""SHIIIIIIiiiii...""GI Joe!" (https://youtu.be/W5a_fEzpDik)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 04, 2015, 06:55:34 PM
Egoraptor and Danny Sexbang eat a five pound gummy bear. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIRA3ZNQqiU)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 06, 2015, 10:04:28 AM
Love the Bloodborne jokes.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on August 06, 2015, 12:17:08 PM
NSFW: If you're going to show off your RPGMaker S&M anime game on Steam Greenlight, this is the absolute worst way to advertise it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYobPACaQg)
That is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on August 06, 2015, 01:16:50 PM
OoTS 996
Belker's new Rage ability is pretty much just Super Saiyen.  :cool

And the look on his face as he falls (SSjs can fly) is just priceless.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on August 11, 2015, 10:26:36 AM
The movie Pixels royally screwed up its anti-piracy. (https://torrentfreak.com/anti-piracy-group-hits-indie-creators-for-using-the-word-pixels-150808/)  They attacked everything in sight on Vimeo that had 'pixels' in its name, regardless of whether it actually had anything to do with the new movie or not.  Including hitting their own trailer video!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on August 11, 2015, 07:10:26 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 11, 2015, 11:50:56 PM
I have a Lupin III Schick razor.  :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on August 15, 2015, 11:15:14 PM
It's fun to spray yourself with mace! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzsBLOuFP6w)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on August 17, 2015, 12:16:26 AM
Unusual Dragon Hoards (http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/tagged/hoards) (a couple are nsfw)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 17, 2015, 02:11:49 AM
Unusual Dragon Hoards (http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/tagged/hoards) (a couple are nsfw)

the keets hoard was adorables
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on August 17, 2015, 04:48:41 PM
Talking with a friend in texts, and I need to say the term "slut shaming" so I go on a rant about slug shaking.  It's a huge problem people! 
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 19, 2015, 07:44:05 PM
The Game Grumps certainly know how to be strange. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4czgYrAfn2U)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on August 19, 2015, 10:14:40 PM
https://imgur.com/kQCD6KF
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 20, 2015, 09:07:54 AM
https://imgur.com/kQCD6KF

Someone's been playing waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much Dead Rising.  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on August 20, 2015, 03:16:55 PM
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Post by: Amechra on September 04, 2015, 12:01:07 AM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 06, 2015, 02:46:23 AM
I think this the best summary of RPG arguments I have read in a while.

It's about ice cream. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?106111-We-All-Scream)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on September 06, 2015, 10:49:48 AM
I think this the best summary of RPG arguments I have read in a while.

It's about ice cream. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?106111-We-All-Scream)

I love the number of people who don't get it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on September 06, 2015, 01:55:15 PM
Males are allowed to be shown shirtless on TV and for females they have a rule of no-nipple, meaning cleavage, underboob and sideboob shots are perfectly fine so long as they do not reveal the areolas or nipples. Legally it's much of the same thing with skimpy bikinis still having to cover very specific areas.

So my question is, what happens if you censor a picture of the upper torso of a female with a male's areola region? ...And now that you're imaging what that would look like haha.

P.S. Try not to take the subject seriously.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on September 06, 2015, 02:58:46 PM
Obviously the universe explodes.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on September 06, 2015, 04:29:36 PM
Obviously the universe explodes.
Well I'm sure out there somewhere a universe explodes.  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on September 06, 2015, 09:30:04 PM
Obviously the universe explodes.
Well I'm sure out there somewhere a universe explodes.  :lmao

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have had that broccoli for dinner.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on September 07, 2015, 12:11:50 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/9/5/9267713/kansas-state-bands-halftime-show-sure-looks-like-a-jayhawk-performing
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on September 07, 2015, 01:21:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vt2jWDm.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on September 07, 2015, 03:10:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vt2jWDm.jpg?1)
And people wonder why our economy is so fucked up.  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on September 08, 2015, 12:08:36 PM
Males are allowed to be shown shirtless on TV and for females they have a rule of no-nipple, meaning cleavage, underboob and sideboob shots are perfectly fine so long as they do not reveal the areolas or nipples. Legally it's much of the same thing with skimpy bikinis still having to cover very specific areas.

So my question is, what happens if you censor a picture of the upper torso of a female with a male's areola region? ...And now that you're imaging what that would look like haha.

P.S. Try not to take the subject seriously.
How about actual real world pasties made out of realistic photos of male nipples? 
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on September 08, 2015, 12:10:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RLNw3vo.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on September 08, 2015, 12:23:55 PM
To Catch a Yeti [Trailer (https://youtu.be/hOsCU1KWtqw)] [Full Movie (https://youtu.be/sGuJVKPtnEU)]

Nukie [Trailer (https://youtu.be/rB9Orl29wyg)] [Full Movie (https://youtu.be/yQEoicOExdI)]
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on September 08, 2015, 12:26:54 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/dc/64/30dc648b8ec1f01b5919d8d02ebcf086.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on September 12, 2015, 01:40:49 PM
so,I've been watching Narcos on Netflix and I realized that Pablo Escobar looks like an evil Mario


(http://www.thirdhalf.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/42222218_gall_mario.jpg)

(http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/304/media/images/75838000/jpg/_75838852_escobar_afp304.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on September 12, 2015, 02:39:31 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 12, 2015, 06:03:23 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.

Wait... my moustache points down!

Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on September 12, 2015, 06:29:21 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.

Wait... my moustache points down!

Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?

This surprises you?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 12, 2015, 06:40:04 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.

Wait... my moustache points down!

Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?

This surprises you?

It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.

Also, it explains the lair of evil.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on September 12, 2015, 06:46:32 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.

Wait... my moustache points down!

Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?

This surprises you?

It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.

Also, it explains the lair of evil.

You're in my house!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 12, 2015, 07:49:18 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.

Wait... my moustache points down!

Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?

This surprises you?

It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.

Also, it explains the lair of evil.

You're in my house!

No, I'm not.

Can't you clearly see that I have crossed out your name using a purple pen and have written "Grand Poobah Amechra" in its place?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on September 12, 2015, 07:52:38 PM
You can tell because his moustache points down.

Wait... my moustache points down!

Are you telling me that I've been the villain all this time?

This surprises you?

It does explain why I'm snacking on this baby, and why I've got a legion of faceless minions hangin' around in my lair of evil.

Also, it explains the lair of evil.

You're in my house!

No, I'm not.

Can't you clearly see that I have crossed out your name using a purple pen and have written "Grand Poobah Amechra" in its place?

Well.... crap, that's pretty evil.

At least I can be the spooky power behind the throne to provide a phase 2 to the inevitable boss fight.  By the by I saw a group of four plucky adventurers heading here, we might want to deploy the monsters.  The low level ones should be enough, I'll keep the Tarrasque we have at the front gate.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on September 13, 2015, 11:35:47 PM
I LOL'd at myself just now, i entered and i saw a "Moderate" option on my profile and i was like, what? When did i became a mod? I never noticed it before! It's probably got to do with some old PbP subforum, i don't know, but i really laughed at myself. Last time i did anything to do with moderating anything was waaaaay back over 10 years ago in IRC lol.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on September 15, 2015, 03:15:11 PM
The future of transportation (https://youtu.be/p8y0xpkdaNY).
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Stratovarius on September 15, 2015, 03:21:11 PM
A Football Love Affair (https://www.facebook.com/SoccerHighlightsToday/videos/vb.266828596693072/985937371448854/?type=2)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on September 15, 2015, 08:52:17 PM
The future of transportation (https://youtu.be/p8y0xpkdaNY).
:lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on September 16, 2015, 11:03:24 PM
Hey Bhu, here's one for you (and everyone else who might laugh because of a talking cat)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUVVDVr4PjE
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on September 17, 2015, 03:38:04 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on September 17, 2015, 04:56:34 PM
Exploding whale carcass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4). Need I say more?  :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on September 18, 2015, 01:49:12 AM
Exploding whale carcass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4). Need I say more?  :lol

I thought this was gonna be an entire different video
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on September 26, 2015, 07:03:10 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on September 28, 2015, 10:31:41 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on October 01, 2015, 02:02:38 AM
*Knocks you out with a calculator*  Bet you weren't counting on that!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 01, 2015, 02:22:58 AM
*Knocks you out with a calculator*  Bet you weren't counting on that!

That took me a moment.  You must be pun-ished.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 03, 2015, 11:56:31 AM
The following is as close a transcript as I can write up from memory. For best results, the following was delivered pretty much deadpan:

Me:  "Hey, <blank>, how's the space venture going?"
Him: "Oh, you know, working on paying it off with my adult money. Work and responsibility and all that."
Me:  "So how close are you?"
Him: "Not at all, really. I've been spending all my money on hookers and blow."
...
Me:  "Why is that stopping you? Just use the blow as raw materials and the hookers as cheap labour. Use 'em to make a space elevator."
Him: "A better plan. I lay out all the blow in one long line - actually, the hookers do it because they are the experts - that ends at a ramp. Then I can just snort the full line, picking up speed as I go, until I hit the ramp and fly into space."
Me: "And you're an engineer, so you can actually figure out the best ramp angle."
Him (Indignant): "I'm not that kind of engineer."
Me: "So you didn't major in Cocaine Engineering?"
...
Him: "Now you're making me regret my choices."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on October 03, 2015, 01:43:59 PM
 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on October 07, 2015, 01:26:44 AM
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/839/627/4a3.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on October 07, 2015, 01:44:48 AM
Amazing!  He can make rolls without flour!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on October 09, 2015, 03:59:16 PM
"How big were asses in Ancient Rome?" (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3o4m7j/how_big_were_asses_in_ancient_rome/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on October 09, 2015, 09:03:07 PM
"How big were asses in Ancient Rome?" (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3o4m7j/how_big_were_asses_in_ancient_rome/)
I was mildly disappointed by the lack of actual pictures of Roman asses.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 14, 2015, 10:00:33 PM
Apparently grapefruit sends my cat into berserker rage...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on October 15, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
Grapefruit would send /anyone/ into a berserk rage.  That stuff is gross.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on October 15, 2015, 02:07:02 PM
Remember that time EN World had to make its own subforum for "Damage on a Miss" proposed class feature for 5th Edition Fighters?

Well, it's that time again, but for Warlords! (http://www.enworld.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?540-Temporary-Warlord-Forum)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 20, 2015, 02:12:11 AM
Remember that time EN World had to make its own subforum for "Damage on a Miss" proposed class feature for 5th Edition Fighters?

Well, it's that time again, but for Warlords! (http://www.enworld.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?540-Temporary-Warlord-Forum)

Oh lord is this serious?

I don't even know anything about the warlord.  Looks like a 5e Crusader, kinda, maybe.  The self healing martial.  But...

Oh my, why.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on October 20, 2015, 05:40:46 PM
Oh lord is this serious?

I don't even know anything about the warlord.  Looks like a 5e Crusader, kinda, maybe.  The self healing martial.  But...

Oh my, why.

A lot of D&D fans really, really hate martials getting nice things and view it less as rebalancing the game and more said classes getting undeserved buffs.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on October 20, 2015, 05:52:56 PM
I can understand that a poorly explained effect (non-magical instant heal) would rankle peoples' feathers.  But, if one can give a good explanation (channelling chi, for instance), many people would be more accepting.  I'm sure there will still be those that feel it shouldn't be as good as the magical equivalent, and those are the 'martials can't have nice things' crowd, but they would have less support from others who just want the game to give a reasonable explanation of how, instead of the hand-waiving that the warlords had in 4th ed.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on October 20, 2015, 07:59:27 PM
Ah, but they did give a good explanation.  An explanation that hit points also represent willpower and luck in addition to physical blood and guts, and the warlord's inspiring words can help push people to go on.

But this may be best served as a separate thread.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on October 22, 2015, 03:29:43 AM
So there's this software tool online called Foxtype, which grades the politeness and friendliness of your sentences. (https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness)

I'm starting to think it's ideologically biased:

(click to show/hide)

Or at the very least in need of more work:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Slaughterhouserock on October 22, 2015, 06:34:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ggQUrJ9.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on October 22, 2015, 12:23:30 PM
For Uncle Kitty: https://www.facebook.com/FreeStuffWorld/videos/1151332544896530/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 22, 2015, 03:02:38 PM
For Uncle Kitty: https://www.facebook.com/FreeStuffWorld/videos/1151332544896530/

Shironeko!  https://www.youtube.com/user/shironekoshiro

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on October 27, 2015, 10:40:21 PM
So there's this software tool online called Foxtype, which grades the politeness and friendliness of your sentences. (https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness)

I'm starting to think it's ideologically biased:

(click to show/hide)

Or at the very least in need of more work:

(click to show/hide)
:lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on October 28, 2015, 02:38:51 AM
So there's this software tool online called Foxtype, which grades the politeness and friendliness of your sentences. (https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness)

I'm starting to think it's ideologically biased:

(click to show/hide)

Or at the very least in need of more work:

(click to show/hide)
:lol

Let's just say that it's got a way to go.

If you want some fun, toss it a string of swearwords.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on October 28, 2015, 03:41:47 PM
Just discovered the cat is terrified of paper sacks.  Tried to pet him with a paper baggie in the other hand and he freaked out and began hissing.  I put the bag down and he hit it 400 times in the space of about 10 seconds and then hopped away from it growling.

He's still giving me the stinkeye lol.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on October 28, 2015, 04:29:35 PM
 :lol

My cat is afraid of plastic bags.  The noises from one, most specifically.  If you crinkle one too close to her, she flees the area, or if you are distant (other side of the room, for instance) she will eye you warily until it's gone.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 28, 2015, 04:56:37 PM
Tin foil is terror for my cat.  Though to me fair she's pretty skittish in the first place.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on October 28, 2015, 06:17:44 PM
Mine is dishes.  Like, when emptying the dishwasher, she chatters at me like it's a bird, and then runs away.  It's not fear?  It's more....anger?  I don't know, it's weird.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 28, 2015, 06:28:53 PM
Mine is dishes.  Like, when emptying the dishwasher, she chatters at me like it's a bird, and then runs away.  It's not fear?  It's more....anger?  I don't know, it's weird.

Weird.  Chattering is usually when my cat is hunting, or alert and attentive.

How are her ears/tail when she does that?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on October 28, 2015, 06:51:19 PM
Like, paying attention.  She's making the hunting chatter, but at the plates, and not in a hunting pose.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on October 28, 2015, 09:48:51 PM
Like, paying attention.  She's making the hunting chatter, but at the plates, and not in a hunting pose.

That's amusing.  I wonder if she thinks their making animal noises.  Or maybe "it's so loud!"

Now that I think about it, whenever I start cleaning the house Koneko gets really active as if to say "What are you doing with all my stuuuuuuffffff!!!!"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on October 28, 2015, 09:56:41 PM
It's not terribly loud, but it might be high pitched.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on November 11, 2015, 05:21:46 PM
This is probably due to my sparse activity on Facebook, but within a few hours I ended up garnering quite a few likes and responses after wading into discussions regarding Tier 1 classes and Tome of Battle's supposed brokenness on various Pathfinder RPG groups.

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on December 03, 2015, 09:31:33 AM
Thinking of changing my avatar to this... (Bhu should definitley click)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on December 03, 2015, 10:20:05 AM
Strong in the ways of the lip-sync, he is.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-ywVZow2Vc/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 03, 2015, 04:03:51 PM
Thinking of changing my avatar to this... (Bhu should definitley click)

(click to show/hide)

http://www.public.asu.edu/~mesmith9/VikingKittens.htm
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on December 03, 2015, 04:14:15 PM
Thinking of changing my avatar to this... (Bhu should definitley click)

(click to show/hide)

http://www.public.asu.edu/~mesmith9/VikingKittens.htm
An Oldie but Goodie. :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on December 03, 2015, 04:39:22 PM
LINK: Strong Penis Wrestling (https://youtu.be/G-kxxR0E9Ic) (SFW)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 04, 2015, 01:29:32 AM
I have seen some stupidly unbelievable shit out of wrestling in time, but damn...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on December 23, 2015, 08:10:55 PM
http://www.kotzendes-einhorn.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/happy-whatever.jpg
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on December 27, 2015, 02:04:33 AM
If Evangelion was made by Michael Bay... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on December 28, 2015, 04:09:58 PM
(http://poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/so-not-going-to.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on December 28, 2015, 06:45:21 PM
If Evangelion was made by Michael Bay... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU)

Isn't it missing like a bajillion explosions? If anything it's got a Tarantino feel to it.  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on January 01, 2016, 10:37:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VfVEGmr.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on January 02, 2016, 09:14:23 AM
Cthulhu for president! (http://runt-of-the-web.com/cthulhu-for-president) (a little old, so may have been posted before)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 10, 2016, 05:39:27 PM
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6uX2PHkX2zBNEZqLU5Rd0hSTWs/view?pref=2&pli=1  D&D lite
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on January 11, 2016, 12:03:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SUNdPta.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 11, 2016, 12:40:14 AM
First contact checklist. (http://criticalmiss.com/issue7/firstcontact1.html)

I literally just found this again after seven years.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 11, 2016, 01:32:41 AM
First contact checklist. (http://criticalmiss.com/issue7/firstcontact1.html)

I literally just found this again after seven years.

Damn, i was just thinking about an amazing site i found, also about 7 years ago, that had an insane amount of information and pictures/stats for several Lovecraftian creatures, a bunch of lore and stuff. I never managed to find it, after hours of my best google fu...

sigh.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2016, 02:15:52 AM
Thats pretty sweet amechra


I might be of help Brujon, can u describe this site?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 11, 2016, 02:59:47 AM
Thats pretty sweet amechra


I might be of help Brujon, can u describe this site?

I remember it was a geocities like site, followers of something, tulsa? I remember there was something about emerald, there was an specific page on the site about the sign you make to ward off the creatures of the Old Ones... I remember there was a pretty iconic picture of Azathoth that portrayed him as a green something sun, and there was also this picture of a guy - looked like he was human, but in fact was something from out there wearing a human skin, and you could see that there was something like a spider underneath it all. Can't quite put to mind what they called it, it was something from the Lovecraft expanded universe. Mi-go? I think it was something like that.

Layout of the site was white background, table of contents on the left-hand side...

Ring any bells? I remember some more, but i don't know if it will be of any help.

It's weird as hell, because i can remember a LOT about the site, but not the URL... Dang.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2016, 04:39:26 AM
Tulzscha the green flame

lemme look through my links i might have something
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 11, 2016, 10:11:18 AM
Tulzscha the green flame

lemme look through my links i might have something

You hit the goddamn nail on the head. I remember that spelling! I also remember there was something about green flame, maybe on the site URL.

I still can't find the website, but i found the iconic image, and turns out it wasn't Azathoth and i was misremembering, it was Tulzscha, and this is the image:

(click to show/hide)

Site is probably too old and not too popular to show up in a google search unless it's really really specific... Don't know if it's even still maintained...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2016, 01:36:06 AM
Have you done a reverse image search?  ou can search for a pic and it'll tell you websites its posted on

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 12, 2016, 10:23:33 AM
I accept payments on Paypal now, brujon. (http://web.archive.org/web/20070422022716/http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/Information.htm)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 12, 2016, 03:10:07 PM
I accept payments on Paypal now, brujon. (http://web.archive.org/web/20070422022716/http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/Information.htm)

Holy
shit

You actually did manage to find it, i'm in awe

 :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

You guys never cease to amaze me!

EDIT:

Can i save the complete webpage offline while using archive.org?

EDIT2: It's so sad the webpage was taken down, and so recently, too... Couple years back, it seems, circa 2012, i wonder what lead to it being taken down?

EDIT3: Success! I managed to save the whole thing offline, i think. I might do one of these things as a tattoo someday.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on January 12, 2016, 04:31:33 PM
I bet this movie poster was designed to troll girlfriends into wanting to see the movie:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on January 12, 2016, 05:00:04 PM
I bet this movie poster was designed to troll girlfriends into wanting to see the movie:

(click to show/hide)
:lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on January 13, 2016, 01:28:27 AM
Jughead is a weeaboo:

(https://i.imgur.com/Tth8PxO.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 13, 2016, 01:53:05 AM
I accept payments on Paypal now, brujon. (http://web.archive.org/web/20070422022716/http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/Information.htm)

Holy
shit

You actually did manage to find it, i'm in awe

 :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

You guys never cease to amaze me!


There's more informative sites I can send as well I think.


Also this isn't canon, but it is Lovecraftian and may be of interest:

http://www.merzo.net/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 13, 2016, 03:15:03 AM
WOW, some amazing illustrations on the site!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on January 13, 2016, 10:48:25 AM
WOW, some amazing illustrations on the site!
They are amazing!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on January 13, 2016, 06:19:10 PM
click on archives>starship dimensions for some more fun
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on January 14, 2016, 12:03:42 AM
Look in the background to the right. (https://youtu.be/3n5IFvU_hwo?t=13m59s)

As far as I can tell there's not context for his actions at this point in the story.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 18, 2016, 04:58:04 PM
I think this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. It even has a full rip of the subtitles! (http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html)

(http://img14.deviantart.net/e878/i/2005/206/7/0/backstroke_of_the_west_by_kinokochan.jpg) (http://img14.deviantart.net/e878/i/2005/206/7/0/backstroke_of_the_west_by_kinokochan.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 21, 2016, 12:15:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmRi927TPI

This had me rolling over my chair laughing in disbelief. Two guys smoked their product, got spooked, called 911 to get it over with... Only police had no idea who they were.

Fucking weed man.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on January 27, 2016, 12:28:19 PM
And this is why they don't let me go to the gym anymore. (Mildly NSFW) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/ef58ccf9f608d9dfdad40afe349e2c1f/tumblr_inline_o0jam6tLVs1tstt9l_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on January 29, 2016, 11:33:54 AM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 08, 2016, 09:44:46 PM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12715435_10156503053895416_8100304496814785280_n.jpg?oh=9de41648bb457d1f08e0eda227a145ff&oe=57317057)

Hopefully this shows up properly.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 09, 2016, 02:58:54 AM
Oi, person who upvoted my post!  I'd like to know who you are so I can thank you properly.  :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 09, 2016, 12:34:27 PM
Quote from: Jackinthegreen link=topic=12598.msg300219# msg300219 date=1455004734
Oi, person who upvoted my post!  I'd like to know who you are so I can thank you properly.  :p

Tis i, your post made me chuckle
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on February 09, 2016, 04:15:55 PM
Quote from: Jackinthegreen link=topic=12598.msg300219# msg300219 date=1455004734
Oi, person who upvoted my post!  I'd like to know who you are so I can thank you properly.  :p

Tis i, your post made me chuckle

Thanks, Trapped!  A friend shared it on Facebook and I knew I had to share it here.  I'm glad you liked it.  ^^
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 11, 2016, 02:12:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWQqWm50e8
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 11, 2016, 05:22:01 PM
If you know anything about programming, this is funny because it's true. (http://www.tomdalling.com/blog/software-design/fizzbuzz-in-too-much-detail/)

WHAT HAST CODING WROUGHT!?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 12, 2016, 01:21:40 AM
And here is how you make a lyrics video (NSFW). (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPYA9racfO4)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 15, 2016, 04:45:26 PM
Behold the mighty beholder!

(https://rpgcharacters.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/5e-googly-beholder.jpg?w=529&h=428) (https://rpgcharacters.wordpress.com/2015/01/28/beauty-is-in-the-googly-eyes-of-the-beholder/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 15, 2016, 11:21:46 PM
i LOVE it :love
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 15, 2016, 11:45:45 PM
i LOVE it :love

If you click the picture, a magic portal opens to a blog where a guy has a bunch of cool maps AND has applied googly-eyes to lots of classic D&D art.

I didn't know how much I needed that in my life until I saw it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 15, 2016, 11:57:18 PM
I wish to be the butter paladin.

(http://img05.deviantart.net/7276/i/2006/161/e/0/butter_knight_by_johnsu.jpg) (http://johnsu.deviantart.com/art/Butter-Knight-34539265)

Deny me this at your own peril.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on February 16, 2016, 12:08:28 AM
I wish to be the butter paladin.

(click to show/hide)

Deny me this at your own peril.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on February 17, 2016, 01:08:36 AM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 17, 2016, 03:37:28 AM
Kanye West is making a videogame about his mom going to heaven! (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-02-11-kanye-west-is-making-a-game-about-his-mom-going-to-heaven)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on February 17, 2016, 04:14:45 PM
(click to show/hide)

 :D  :clap
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 21, 2016, 12:24:58 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 26, 2016, 10:52:07 AM
So today my mom asked me to help her cut up a squash. It had been in the freezer for a while, so one had to put the knife above each piece and force it down.

Five minutes in I realized there should be a much easier method of doing it, especially because I couldn't get the slices as thin as she wanted them. Sadly, we lack a vegetable guillotine at home. So I had to come up with the next best thing.

I picked the biggest knife we had at home. As it so happens, it was an 11 inch knife. "This will do", I thought to myself.

Of course, cutting things by chopping them without steadying them first is a lot harder than they make it look on the movies. It's easy to slip up, kinda bash it sideways and send whatever you intended to cut flying... and I was out of practice with blades. My mom took a couple steps back in that classic "I don't want to be anywhere near the fan when the shit starts flying" kind of look.

So I take a deep breath, stare at the soon-to-be-murder piece of squash, and SLICE!

Perfect, clean cut, no strength necessary.

I look at her and I say "once again I have cut something useless". (She didn't get the reference.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on February 26, 2016, 05:04:36 PM
nice to see u back  :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 27, 2016, 05:51:07 PM
nice to see u back  :D

Hey, it's not like crazy stuff stopped happening to me, I just stopped talking about it.  :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 29, 2016, 08:37:46 AM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on February 29, 2016, 10:20:38 AM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 01, 2016, 07:06:32 PM
Aaand one more (he swears it's out of his system now!)

(click to show/hide)

Spoiler for those (probably most of us!) who don't recognize him:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on March 01, 2016, 09:18:06 PM
...Is that Incase's art?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 02, 2016, 12:16:12 AM
If it is there's a surprising lack of dick
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 02, 2016, 04:45:31 AM
Nope.  It's comic artist Stjepan Sejic, aka Nebezial / Shiniez (his deviantart account names - Nebezial is his 'normal' stuff, Shiniez is his fetish stuff, which Ally is from.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on March 11, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
I just realized that the board's number 2 top poster hasn't even posted in a year!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 11, 2016, 04:36:34 PM
Sirpercival left a while back.  I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break  :(
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on March 11, 2016, 04:41:30 PM
Sirpercival left a while back.  I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break  :(

I remember it being something like that.  I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on March 11, 2016, 08:48:11 PM
Sirpercival left a while back.  I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break  :(
I remember it being something like that.  I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.

He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on March 20, 2016, 05:07:47 PM
D&D Cartoon as D&D RPG
https://youtu.be/z3FZnD21iO0

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 20, 2016, 09:03:05 PM
Sirpercival left a while back.  I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break  :(
I remember it being something like that.  I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.

He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
I think he should have finished it a while ago, but then again... sometimes things like that don't go according to plan. I took 8 years to finish my PhD. :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on March 20, 2016, 09:59:34 PM
They'll crowdfund anything nowadays, huh? (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-me-buy-danganronpa#/) :rolleyes

This is like, really stupid, but at the same time can just as easily be the ultimate parody of how crowdfunding opened the floodgates to an endless stream of shit.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on March 20, 2016, 11:38:39 PM
Sirpercival left a while back.  I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break  :(
I remember it being something like that.  I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.

He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
I think he should have finished it a while ago, but then again... sometimes things like that don't go according to plan. I took 8 years to finish my PhD. :p
The average student takes 8.2 years  (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/12-reasons-not-to-get-a-phd/)to slog through a PhD program and is 33 years old before earning that top diploma. You did it faster than average :cool
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 21, 2016, 04:48:02 PM
Anyone want a pet? First 50 are going absolutely free! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adi9Ijhvn1Y)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on March 21, 2016, 09:11:49 PM
Sirpercival left a while back.  I think he said he was spending too much time here and needed to make a break  :(
I remember it being something like that.  I just that it's funny that nobody has gotten close to beating his post count and it's been a year.

He's working like crazy to finish his Astrophysics PhD.
I think he should have finished it a while ago, but then again... sometimes things like that don't go according to plan. I took 8 years to finish my PhD. :p
The average student takes 8.2 years  (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/12-reasons-not-to-get-a-phd/)to slog through a PhD program and is 33 years old before earning that top diploma. You did it faster than average :cool
Wow... the age was spot on the money, too. :P So I guess I'm just... average.  :eh
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on March 22, 2016, 05:22:11 PM
 :clap ... Go Go SirP !!


PhD ar u seXY
(anagram)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on March 22, 2016, 05:51:30 PM
:clap ... Go Go SirP !!


PhD ar u seXY
(anagram)

more like
Quote
u ar seXY PhD
    :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on March 29, 2016, 10:01:33 PM
So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.

It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)

But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"

That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 29, 2016, 11:02:17 PM
So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.

It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)

But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"

That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.

Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 29, 2016, 11:09:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8) SCOT STERLING IS BACK!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on March 31, 2016, 03:01:24 AM
So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.

It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)

But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"

That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.

Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
That's incorrect by at least three reasons:
-Most reploids were built by reverse-engineering X.
-Zero was built around the same time as X, and Zero's the origin of the Maverick virus.
-In the Megaman Zero time period, the first game's final boss is a carbon copy of X that was built after the original X went missing, except they skipped the whole "spend decades learning the difference between good and evil" bit, and thus the copy X used its superior power to basically become a psycopath robot dictator (leading to the period's premise of scavenging Zero because he was pretty much the only bot who ever could go toe to toe against X). It's one of my favorite boss fights in Megaman games, since copy X has a dynamic AI that can use any of the original X weapons from the previous games, so it can be pretty different duel each time you fight it.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on April 01, 2016, 04:43:37 PM
This is so funny I made it my sig.

And wait for the "alternative" energy bit  :P  :shakefist  :lmao  :shakefist
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on April 02, 2016, 12:33:22 AM
This seems entirely legit. (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/a-normal-human)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on April 02, 2016, 12:47:06 AM
This seems entirely legit. (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/a-normal-human)


:lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on April 02, 2016, 02:03:41 AM
This seems entirely legit. (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/a-normal-human)

That actually made my day.  Thank you  :hug
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on April 11, 2016, 10:47:36 PM
http://cheezburger.com/778501/twitter-list-of-horrible-mcdonalds-milkshake-drive-thru-story

We've all ahd days like this
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on April 12, 2016, 06:06:24 PM
http://cheezburger.com/778501/twitter-list-of-horrible-mcdonalds-milkshake-drive-thru-story

We've all ahd days like this

Given how much detail that went into, I have to say, at least the guy got his food without having to pay!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on April 12, 2016, 09:24:01 PM
http://cheezburger.com/778501/twitter-list-of-horrible-mcdonalds-milkshake-drive-thru-story

We've all ahd days like this
The comments are pure gold.  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on April 13, 2016, 09:54:26 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on April 14, 2016, 12:42:45 PM
Chinese University Games hurdler destroys everything in path, does not care
https://youtu.be/VmU6BChuiBs
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on April 15, 2016, 11:35:38 PM
NSFW: This is a real KFC ad: (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/kfc-australia-tweets-nsfw-photo-man-woman-couch-article-1.2602644)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on April 16, 2016, 10:55:38 PM
Fear the mighty axe-god. Fear it!

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on April 24, 2016, 10:51:14 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12998474_968451779890420_6147550628231825968_n.jpg?oh=d08070eb4daa45a4bce702e1be57a4b5&oe=57BB85D2&__gda__=1471423075_4a50c2597e84020460370de733791f3c)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on April 24, 2016, 03:27:06 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on April 28, 2016, 01:09:03 AM
The Anaheim Ducks last 4 years in the post season can be summed up thusly:

Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.

Bruce Beudreau's last 7 post seasons can be summed up thusly:

Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.
Leads series 3-2.  Lose game 6 on road and game 7 at home.

(Beudreau is the current...soon to be former, coach of the Ducks.  Before that he was with Washington.  He is the only coach to have lost 3 consecutive game 7s at home.  He's done it with two different teams.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: nijineko on May 04, 2016, 01:44:51 PM
So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.

It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)

But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"

That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.

Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
That's incorrect by at least three reasons:
-Most reploids were built by reverse-engineering X.
-Zero was built around the same time as X, and Zero's the origin of the Maverick virus.
-In the Megaman Zero time period, the first game's final boss is a carbon copy of X that was built after the original X went missing, except they skipped the whole "spend decades learning the difference between good and evil" bit, and thus the copy X used its superior power to basically become a psycopath robot dictator (leading to the period's premise of scavenging Zero because he was pretty much the only bot who ever could go toe to toe against X). It's one of my favorite boss fights in Megaman games, since copy X has a dynamic AI that can use any of the original X weapons from the previous games, so it can be pretty different duel each time you fight it.


You're all off, because megaman isn't canon, as is the cut up, changed up, made puerile for American's version. Rockman is the only real version.

=P

(Posting on behalf of a friend of mine, I've never watched or played either series.)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 04, 2016, 03:52:16 PM
So in case you haven't heard about it, Microsot designed an AI that learns and evolves from talking with people in twitter.

It soon turned into a racist genocidical machine by troll comments and was pulled out. (https://www.yahoo.com/tech/microsoft-launches-ai-chatbot-on-twitter-and-it-132424697.html)

But what I find really funny about this is that it means the Megaman X series turned out kinda prophetic. X only turned out a good robot because he spent decades in a bunker "learning" how to be good, while basically every other AI in the series designed to interact with humans eventually degenerates into "Kill the filthy meatbags!"

That's also why "true AIs" are really overrated. If they can learn anything, there's a lot of wrong stuff out there to learn.

Actually, if I remember correctly, Dr. Wright basically pre-programmed X before sealing him away in a time capsule. The reason X is immune to the Maverick virus is simply because he's an older architecture that can't interact with it.
That's incorrect by at least three reasons:
-Most reploids were built by reverse-engineering X.
-Zero was built around the same time as X, and Zero's the origin of the Maverick virus.
-In the Megaman Zero time period, the first game's final boss is a carbon copy of X that was built after the original X went missing, except they skipped the whole "spend decades learning the difference between good and evil" bit, and thus the copy X used its superior power to basically become a psycopath robot dictator (leading to the period's premise of scavenging Zero because he was pretty much the only bot who ever could go toe to toe against X). It's one of my favorite boss fights in Megaman games, since copy X has a dynamic AI that can use any of the original X weapons from the previous games, so it can be pretty different duel each time you fight it.


You're all off, because megaman isn't canon, as is the cut up, changed up, made puerile for American's version. Rockman is the only real version.

=P

(Posting on behalf of a friend of mine, I've never watched or played either series.)

Please. The only "megamans" games that are canon are Megaman Soccer and Rockman VIII (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2396E8E4DF3DEA04).

All of you are clearly silly peoples.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on May 05, 2016, 11:42:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxhxKdnjGA8  lmao

nsfw
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on May 07, 2016, 03:24:46 PM
So this isn't funny at all ... there's a huge fire in Fort McMurray north of Edmonton Canada.

The people weren't taking it seriously, the winds changed,
and the fire roared (literally) right into the middle of the city.

This is about as close as a large group of people can get to being a "Darwin Award".
Those are flaming cinders landing on the cars, from the trees right next to the road !!

(http://a1.am/sites/default/files/styles/node/public/news/en/2016/05/05/1947119.jpg?itok=6WRUnI_t)


**


It's hard to get the scale of this ...

(http://a1.am/sites/default/files/styles/node/public/news/en/2016/05/07/1969882.jpg?itok=usPIVBiX)




Toronto vs. Fire Size

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160506072533-alberta-fire-size-toronto-large-169.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on May 08, 2016, 07:11:06 AM
Yeah, that fire is insanely huge.  It's already 1,500 square kilometres in size (150,000 hectares), and is predicted to as much as double that by the end of today.  To give an idea of reference, New York City is 789 square kilometres.  LA is 1,302 square kilometres.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: FireInTheSky on May 10, 2016, 10:38:00 PM
(http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af81/OrionFireInTheSky/computer_zpsmjrm0pug.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on May 10, 2016, 10:40:50 PM
 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on May 10, 2016, 11:25:01 PM
Game Freak has finally made another non-Pokemon game.

That game is Pocket Card Jockey, a game in which you fall off a horse, get trampled, and are resurrected by an angel so that you can win the Royal Derby.

By playing speed solitaire.

Because you're a shitty jockey.

It's glorious, is what I'm saying.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 15, 2016, 01:05:59 PM
(click to show/hide)
So true!  :lmao When I was in grad school, I played around quite a bit with linux. Now that I'm married with kids, I almost never boot it up. :p
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on May 18, 2016, 02:04:43 PM
I've heard about using fruit in the bedroom, but this is just ridiculous. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc) NSFW
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 18, 2016, 02:31:45 PM
I've heard about using fruit in the bedroom, but this is just ridiculous. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc) NSFW

Such nightmarish noise...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: linklord231 on May 21, 2016, 03:19:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/O6ajGgF.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on May 21, 2016, 04:11:30 PM
 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 21, 2016, 05:37:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxhxKdnjGA8  lmao

nsfw
Dude, I definitely LOL'd.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on May 31, 2016, 05:33:41 PM
really bad idea
https://www.facebook.com/ThirstPatrol/videos/633156840196173/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 01, 2016, 06:27:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p6sfmwL.jpg?1)

This is the best D20 product cover. The statue's got a sassy pose as it eyes the adventurers; the girl seems weirded out and leaning away slightly, while the guy has an intrigued expression.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on June 01, 2016, 06:35:56 PM
I think that might be the sassiest book cover that I've ever seen!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on June 03, 2016, 08:28:11 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/e27ow.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on June 03, 2016, 08:50:00 AM
I'm Not Gay, But $20 Is $20
https://youtu.be/lYtAmrQUt_s

Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on June 05, 2016, 07:58:20 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on June 05, 2016, 09:10:14 PM
OH GODS  :lmao :lmao

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 08, 2016, 02:22:54 AM
Dude runs on treadmill while painting and mixing blended drinks. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ)

All the while suffering a barrage of prank callers.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on June 08, 2016, 04:23:50 PM
Angry Caller (NSFW) (Foul Language)
https://youtu.be/-P5g2vkLsgA


Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on June 08, 2016, 06:52:06 PM
How to fix a bent penis (NSFW) (http://www.the-bent-penis-website.com/fix-a-bent-penis.html#.V1ig7JErKUm)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on June 08, 2016, 08:18:10 PM
How to fix a bent penis (NSFW) (http://www.the-bent-penis-website.com/fix-a-bent-penis.html#.V1ig7JErKUm)

I don't really see how this one is funny - other than because penis.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on June 16, 2016, 06:55:13 PM
The best bug report in the history of ever. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXRdnJqXi1U)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on June 16, 2016, 08:39:58 PM
The best bug report in the history of ever. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXRdnJqXi1U)

 :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on June 28, 2016, 04:22:17 PM
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-06-27.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on June 28, 2016, 07:50:17 PM
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-06-27.jpg)

The one with him drunkenly reminiscing about his beginnings as a Gerudo ambassador is the best.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on June 30, 2016, 04:34:36 PM
Someone thought I was mildly radioactive yesterday.  :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on June 30, 2016, 10:52:16 PM
I wish to be the butter paladin.

(http://img05.deviantart.net/7276/i/2006/161/e/0/butter_knight_by_johnsu.jpg) (http://johnsu.deviantart.com/art/Butter-Knight-34539265)

Deny me this at your own peril.
Someone needs to make this a class.  I nominate Eiji!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on June 30, 2016, 11:17:54 PM
I second dat nominations!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on July 02, 2016, 09:59:02 PM
What have you done!  Nooooo, sealed within this magic circle of butter!

....your wish is my command.  The monkey paw closes another finger.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SolEiji on July 03, 2016, 01:08:01 AM
You did this.  You brought the butter upon yourselves! (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Butter_Paladin_(3.5e_Class))
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on July 03, 2016, 10:13:49 PM
You did this.  You brought the butter upon yourselves! (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Butter_Paladin_(3.5e_Class))
Yes!  I love it!  I am going to ask my DM if I can make one for a follower of my Ghoul (from Fallout, a VERY irradiated human) Farmer/Druid deity (divine rank 5)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 09, 2016, 01:05:59 AM
He might be a con man and shit-stirrer who squeezes money out of paranoid, gullible people, but Alex Jones makes for some entertainingly cringey videos. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIWSI2tkDM)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Chemus on July 09, 2016, 02:37:55 AM
You did this.  You brought the butter upon yourselves! (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Butter_Paladin_(3.5e_Class))

I am ... moderately successfully ... resisting making a BP named 'Pat'. Gender indeterminate, if course.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on July 16, 2016, 10:38:19 PM
https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA (https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA)
I saw this a while ago, maybe 6 years ago.  I was thinking "wtf?!" when my son comes up behind me, sees the dancing birdmen, and says "chickens!"
I showed my mom the video and told her what my son said and she said "those are some mighty meaty chickens."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on July 16, 2016, 10:49:15 PM
https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA (https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA)
I saw this a while ago, maybe 6 years ago.  I was thinking "wtf?!" when my son comes up behind me, sees the dancing birdmen, and says "chickens!"
I showed my mom the video and told her what my son said and she said "those are some mighty meaty chickens."

I don't see why people find that video so weird.

It's just the majestic and beautiful courtship dance of the West Pacific Eagleman.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on July 16, 2016, 11:34:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ax9SSLF.png)

This is the article the image linked to. (http://reductress.com/post/8-sex-positions-that-will-blow-his-mind-and-destroy-his-penis/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 18, 2016, 01:45:03 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2QZWJKSePZG35Fsc/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 19, 2016, 02:46:43 PM
It's like Christmas in July (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahChgL85VF8&ab_channel=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert).  :lol

such a train wreck, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4umqsx7aUY&ab_channel=LateNightwithSethMeyers
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on July 19, 2016, 05:04:12 PM
Why are you teaching your children ancient math? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McvYu2e2zkw)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 19, 2016, 09:08:54 PM
Why are you teaching your children ancient math? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McvYu2e2zkw)
:clap :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Sinfire Titan on July 24, 2016, 05:17:10 AM
I lost my shit. (https://clips.twitch.tv/peeve/StupidMallardUleetBackup)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on August 16, 2016, 03:34:23 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/holy-sh-t-cat-man-201600150.html  samson
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on August 16, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Some Usain Bolt posts.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 19, 2016, 01:06:45 AM
Serious D&D Player Chugs Wine Underwater to Settle Rules Dispute (http://kotaku.com/serious-d-d-player-chugs-wine-underwater-to-settle-rule-1785417845?rev=1471470290267&utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on August 21, 2016, 07:13:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-PGV9zTFg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-PGV9zTFg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Libertad on August 22, 2016, 03:38:42 AM
Been watching a shitload of Eric Andre lately. Hard to explain, but he does irreverent weird comedy really well. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJXPGKq7xJc)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: nijineko on August 24, 2016, 05:08:20 PM
Serious D&D Player Chugs Wine Underwater to Settle Rules Dispute (http://kotaku.com/serious-d-d-player-chugs-wine-underwater-to-settle-rule-1785417845?rev=1471470290267&utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow)

there were technical limitations to that attempt that invalidated it as actually answering certain aspects of the question!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on August 28, 2016, 11:43:28 PM
Warhammer 40k's Imperium of Man in a nutshell. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on September 02, 2016, 06:23:13 PM
More of a schadenfreude facepalm, but still:

http://www.whio.com/news/dozens-get-sick-after-eating-ghost-peppers-west-union-middle-school/xalbcUlaTfQwffvn1DjEZO/
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: dman11235 on October 05, 2016, 06:44:25 PM
It's apparently not bee a laugh filled time lately, but I've got one for everyone.

On the way home the other day, I passed a car broken down in a buss stop lane thing.  The buss stop lane thing was for a defunct school that's now the district offices, and the guy was facing...against traffic some how?  I didn't question it too much because there was something a bi more pressing to figure out.  Namely, he had a stop sign stuck in his wheel well.  Yes, a stop sign.  It was hanging out, with the pole sticking up into the engine compartment.  How is this possible?  I have no idea.  Also?  There are no stop signs near the place where he was pulled over that weren't still there.  There's no way he could drive with the sign there, so....how did he get here?  I have no idea.  The drivers here are.....bad....
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on October 13, 2016, 07:17:08 PM
A new contender appears! (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=17652)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on October 18, 2016, 07:06:22 PM
Obama on Colbert = polishing your resume  :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQLU3IwNYs
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on November 03, 2016, 05:05:38 AM
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/terrified-driver-ploughs-car-into-lake-after-finding-spider-on-his-arm-142104587.html  :lmao

To be fair it was a large spider
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on November 05, 2016, 01:38:40 PM
This video is quite inspirational - follow your dreams, folks! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z661AY1PGc)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: altpersona on November 05, 2016, 02:14:02 PM
In our OSR (1E style) game, I got about half a village flailed and put in stocks  :P

basically all the family and associates of our hireling as well as the surviving hirelings :D

In the long run it would have been less troublesome to just pay taxes  :lol :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Chemus on November 13, 2016, 02:22:47 AM
I'd almost completely forgotten about Nodwick and Full Frontal Nerdity (http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=1083). That one actually made me LOL.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: RobbyPants on November 19, 2016, 08:39:12 AM
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/15122924_1257416950988469_8057795438498930844_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on November 19, 2016, 02:40:04 PM
Now that's refluffing.


Not quite as good as Solo's core monk, but still ...
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on November 20, 2016, 09:07:00 PM
This family feud tas is the most amazing thing ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPuOFrpiboM)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: brujon on November 22, 2016, 12:32:06 AM
Warning: NSFW(swearing)

Guy gets an "unbeatable" record in N64 Goldeneye(Streets on Agent, 1:12 seconds) and does a voice-over on his run, the hype is real (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI)

The saddest thing is, a recent discovery by the 007 community made it obsolete a few months later. 1:11 was confirmed possible and achieved, by getting a quick kill on a spawning guard, manipulating the game's RNG to make a second guard that normally does not spawn appear in a precise location, in order to get a second grenade launcher, which gives you 6 extra damage boosts.

The video is completely hilarious.

Also a quick note: Tool Assisted Speedruns of Streets(and many other levels) are not faster than what humans can do. 1:12 before the new strat was discovered was truly unbeatable, and now 1:11 is as well. One second is a really big deal in the Goldeneye community. It's one of the most optimized games in the entire speedrun community.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on December 16, 2016, 09:14:28 PM

It's a trap! The economic argument against blowing up the Death Star
 (http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/star-wars-economy-peter-armstrong-1.3897874)

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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on December 17, 2016, 08:58:47 AM
He kinda doesn't really explain WHY the destruction of the Death Star implies a massive amount of debt, though. Yeah, the Empire just lost an asset worth 193 sextillion dollars (don't get me started on the credits to dollars conversion ratio) but it's not like it owes a separate industry that money, since the Empire IS the industry.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: nijineko on December 20, 2016, 05:15:09 PM
He kinda doesn't really explain WHY the destruction of the Death Star implies a massive amount of debt, though. Yeah, the Empire just lost an asset worth 193 sextillion dollars (don't get me started on the credits to dollars conversion ratio) but it's not like it owes a separate industry that money, since the Empire IS the industry.

I beg to differ.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ0wZMgEM6c)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on January 02, 2017, 10:05:59 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/039/580/54d.jpg)
A War Painter!
*hint* Eiji *hint*
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on January 03, 2017, 12:17:44 AM
I accidentally set my language for Youtube to French.

I don't actually know French, but that's not really a problem.

Is there a way I can translate it into, say, Klingon? Because that'd be... interesting.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on January 03, 2017, 04:19:02 PM
You know that thang where you open a Fortune Cookie, read it aloud, but add "in bed" at the end?

I got a fortune cookie, and absentmindedly tried to open it, looked down and noticed I had lengthwise torn the plastic wrapper, without actually opening it


... "in bed"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on January 03, 2017, 05:10:02 PM
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on January 10, 2017, 05:17:43 PM
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops

Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.

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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on January 10, 2017, 06:19:25 PM
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops

Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.

(click to show/hide)

What's the problem?  He was going after the ball wasn't he?   :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: kitep on January 10, 2017, 08:08:56 PM
Consider the year 2017.

A friend told me it's not pronounced "twenty-seventeen"

It's pronounced "two naught one upside-down hockey stick"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: nijineko on January 11, 2017, 11:57:25 AM
A War Painter!
*hint* Eiji *hint*

Not enough hair on the chest....
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on January 11, 2017, 05:14:40 PM
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops

Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.

(click to show/hide)

What's the problem?  He was going after the ball wasn't he?   :lmao

:plotting ... no French , no Foul
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on January 11, 2017, 08:45:56 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15965036_10154176356851179_1598675782715770789_n.jpg?oh=49a1094ced76ee5f695600d105f6daeb&oe=591A709F)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 22, 2017, 12:29:24 PM
Wasn't sure where to put this... Here is an image generator that turns your cat doodles into nightmare fuel. :D


http://flip.it/XUoJ9U
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on March 05, 2017, 08:46:28 PM
Since Switch's cartridges are so small, Nintendo coated them with a non-toxic super-bittering agent to discourage children from eating them. (http://www.gamespot.com/articles/heres-why-nintendo-switch-cartridges-taste-really-/1100-6448353/)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on March 06, 2017, 05:03:35 AM
So that's what all the funny stuff's been about!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on March 06, 2017, 09:17:11 PM
Quote
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on March 26, 2017, 05:40:43 PM
So today I went to the park for a meet up with my LARP friends for some training. I went dressed in character, while everyone else went civvie.

I earned a nickname today. "The Final Boss of Redemption Park."  :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2017, 10:21:02 PM
Now you need to go about issuing challenges  :D
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on March 26, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Disco Bombing! (https://youtu.be/CD9uW0M81GM)   :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Amechra on March 27, 2017, 05:18:14 PM
Quote
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)

You've never seen this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on March 27, 2017, 05:52:04 PM
Quote
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)

You've never seen this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0)

That is fascinating!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on March 27, 2017, 10:06:55 PM
Quote
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
Eiji's page cracks me up. (https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/User:Eiji-kun)

You've never seen this before? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0)
I've seen it, but it's been a while.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on April 09, 2017, 10:16:09 PM
Fizzling fireboxes, Thomas certainly is cross! (https://youtu.be/b8HO6hba9ZE)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Chemus on April 19, 2017, 01:39:48 AM
This (http://www.twogag.com/archives/3398) for some reason. And made me actually LOL, FWIW.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on April 21, 2017, 11:07:44 PM
so, I took part in a one shot Paranoia game today and the best way to describe who the debriefing went would be something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu3v87_97Hc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu3v87_97Hc)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on April 22, 2017, 12:09:30 PM
(click to show/hide)



Quote from: https://io9.gizmodo.com/breaking-down-the-origins-of-the-power-rangers-comics-e-1792403881
What inspired you to take the path you did with Rita’s slow takeover of the alternate Earth?
I think it’s more interesting, personally. And, if our current political situation in the U.S. is any indication, entirely believable. I mean, is a Moon Witch convincing the people of Earth to let her rule them any more outlandish than Donald Trump?
I let out an excess amount of air through my nose at that one.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on April 22, 2017, 05:47:00 PM
I was not aware there was a Power Rangers comic.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on April 22, 2017, 08:31:41 PM
I was not aware there was a Power Rangers comic.
There is actually two of them ongoing.

The one I just mentioned with starts with Tommy just joining the team and brings up trust issues and a new villain, which I kind of already spoiled, that strips them of their powers. Still, his big reveal has something amazingly awesome that I haven't said yet.

The other is Power Rangers vs the Justice League, which lasts for about an issue and a half then it's PR & JL vs Zedd & Brainiac. I think I linked that one here in one of these threads. It updates so slowly through.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on April 27, 2017, 06:53:45 AM
http://www.polygon.com/2017/4/22/15393738/everything-20-percent-off-steam (http://www.polygon.com/2017/4/22/15393738/everything-20-percent-off-steam)  :lmao :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on May 08, 2017, 02:44:51 PM
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fireworks (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fireworks)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 16, 2017, 12:40:56 PM
Groot as Trump (https://twitter.com/search?q=groot%20I%20am%20trump&src=typd)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on May 17, 2017, 09:38:23 PM
so I was reading up on the  impeachment clause and found this quote from B. Franklin

Quote
What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused.

so,basically, Benjamin Franklin realized that if the president were to rendered himself obnoxious then people would consider assassination unless there was a legal way to remove him from office.

Not treasonous or acting outside the interest of the American but just really really annoying. Franklin understood people.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 25, 2017, 11:00:53 PM
"I can milk these tits!" (https://youtu.be/VAZsBEELqPw)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on June 07, 2017, 06:18:49 PM
A Vietnamese skin care company is using Resident Evil's Umbrella logo. (https://www.destructoid.com/vietnamese-skincare-company-hijacks-resident-evil-s-umbrella-logo-439875.phtml)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 17, 2017, 11:05:51 PM
THese are FKN amazing.  :lol
People Who Tried to Take Panorama Shots and Ended Up Opening the Gates of Hell (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2017/07/panorama/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on July 17, 2017, 11:10:24 PM
THese are FKN amazing.  :lol
People Who Tried to Take Panorama Shots and Ended Up Opening the Gates of Hell (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2017/07/panorama/)

Some of those are epic!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on July 26, 2017, 09:41:09 PM
From a photoshop contest

https://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/h/hS/fark_hS940qGyM0mSBbgMsEHmQQt_Yxw.jpg?t=1MAPQiuE8aArAw0SO4ngsw&f=1501473600
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Chemus on July 31, 2017, 08:16:48 PM
From a photoshop contest

https://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/h/hS/fark_hS940qGyM0mSBbgMsEHmQQt_Yxw.jpg?t=1MAPQiuE8aArAw0SO4ngsw&f=1501473600
Fark just gives me squirrel nuts for that page. Which one of these posters (http://www.fark.com/comments/9669173/Photoshop-Theme-Movie-mash-up-posters) is it?
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on September 14, 2017, 10:53:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAc87uKWstM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAc87uKWstM)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on October 06, 2017, 01:46:24 AM
Men Using Women Shampoo (Dove Men +Care - Ad) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EotDOSK3zKA)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on November 03, 2017, 11:31:07 AM
Bhu, do you work with these guys? :)
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/11/03/driver-pulls-gun-after-learning-mcdonalds-was-out-egg-mcmuffins.html?ICID=ref_fark
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: bhu on November 04, 2017, 03:23:04 AM
Bhu, do you work with these guys? :)
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/11/03/driver-pulls-gun-after-learning-mcdonalds-was-out-egg-mcmuffins.html?ICID=ref_fark

They're north of me, but there are people like that here.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on November 14, 2017, 03:48:10 PM
A guy troll Youtube an a respectable way, he took this video (https://www.youtube.com/v/ZLmU2UVjMVg) and turned it into an unskippable ad that played around 3am at night for five bucks a day.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on November 15, 2017, 03:40:36 PM
A guy troll Youtube an a respectable way, he took this video (https://www.youtube.com/v/ZLmU2UVjMVg) and turned it into an unskippable ad that played around 3am at night for five bucks a day.

For some reason, clicking that link attempts to download a swf file.

Edit: It's because it was the video link, not a watch link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLmU2UVjMVg
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nanshork on November 16, 2017, 08:10:53 PM
What do you call two pterodactyls?

A pair-o-dactyls.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on November 17, 2017, 04:48:12 PM
 :drums ... (groans)  :D


I'll have to use that with my niece, in a few years.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Skyrock on December 09, 2017, 08:10:09 AM
(https://imgoat.com/uploads/a5d2f1c460/63232.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: linklord231 on December 09, 2017, 04:39:16 PM
EA wouldn't give you an "infinite" option.  If they did, they wouldn't be able to milk you for even more money later.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: ketaro on December 09, 2017, 04:51:20 PM
More like a 24-hour unlimited jump pass for 99.99  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 08, 2018, 08:22:03 AM
(http://i66.tinypic.com/r7uddv.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on January 08, 2018, 06:27:00 PM
 :fu

The official Pseudo-Science Investigation dept. of Utah , wants a word with Bhu.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Keldar on January 08, 2018, 07:36:37 PM
Illinois: Flan

Crap, they're on to me!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on January 08, 2018, 09:09:14 PM
What concerns me most is the letter "G" and i find it double funny that Florida's leading cause of death is Florida
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on January 19, 2018, 04:49:03 PM
Here's the Montreal Cognitive Assessment exam, that Trump asked for.
 :D
link ---> www.dementia.ie/images/uploads/site-images/MoCA-Test-English_7_1.pdf

... personally I never know what the "date" is, because I've off-loaded
having to know that.  It's merely 1 google or tap-the-on-button away.
That's my ~story and I'm sticking to it.

The medium term recall part though, might be entirely random
( y'all've already surmised ) any given day ... so ... I'd get a d6 + 23.
And if I suddenly started playing Everyone Is John ?!
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on January 29, 2018, 11:11:42 PM
http://neverjay.tumblr.com/post/170290505399/theoretically-since-living-things-want-to-stay

"Theoretically, since living things want to stay that way and being alive is the natural state of all things which can achieve it, all things that have once lived should have some innate, physical desire to do so again. Therefore, necromancy should be the easiest and most feasible form of magic."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on January 29, 2018, 11:26:07 PM
It's totally true. Necromancy is just another term for late paramedicine.
Source: Have zapped "dead" people making them twitch.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Skyrock on February 01, 2018, 06:03:20 PM
(https://archive.is/4B8YU/5a5ff365a963c9f503d7c22933755f8aefddcb69.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 19, 2018, 07:40:03 PM
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28056496_1563521303684283_8961204439269984416_n.jpg?oh=fc8bae2bc6dd8eda34c752849e499519&oe=5B17A3D7)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: SorO_Lost on February 19, 2018, 11:00:43 PM
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link (https://www.facebook.com/medcarevietnam/posts/174373009763081))
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 20, 2018, 12:13:12 PM
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link (https://www.facebook.com/medcarevietnam/posts/174373009763081))
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.

Still funny :P
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on March 16, 2018, 04:00:51 PM
 :D
The Onion ... wants you to click on :  (wait-for-it) ... The Onion.

https://www.theonion.com/report-we-don-t-make-any-money-if-you-don-t-click-the-1823460398
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on May 17, 2018, 09:25:52 AM
Moshe was on his death bed and raised his head gently. "Mendel are you there?"

"Yes, Moshe, I am here."

A moment later Moshe said, "Izzi, are you there?"

His son, Izzi assured him he was by his side.

"Joshua," said the ailing Moshe, "Are you there?"

"I'm here poppa," said Joshua taking his hand. Moshe raised himself on his elbow,

"Then who the hell is minding the shop?"
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on June 19, 2018, 02:17:32 AM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on August 22, 2018, 03:34:34 PM
"Candace did you really offer to slash Paul’s tires?” I inquired turning to look at her.
“Again? What do you have some fetish about slashing tires?” Melody commented looking at Candace with an amused expression.
“Seth, she does that to anyone who she thinks needs to be taken down a peg or pisses her off,” Vanessa explained seeing the confused expression on my face.
“How else am I supposed to show support for my friends in their times of need?”  :lmao
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on August 24, 2018, 11:15:09 PM
History of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on August 25, 2018, 11:42:39 AM
History of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

For a crazy compressed version of Japan's history, that totally works.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on August 26, 2018, 03:03:00 AM
History of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

For a crazy compressed version of Japan's history, that totally works.

We need to go wider (https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: oslecamo on September 09, 2018, 11:39:41 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/379/891/82c.png)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Necrosnoop110 on January 14, 2019, 12:20:22 PM
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I can neither read nor comprehend this. ELI5? 
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on January 14, 2019, 01:11:22 PM
The joke relies on you knowing stuff about Doki Doki Literature Club.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: awaken_D_M_golem on January 14, 2019, 05:57:56 PM
A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man

https://journal.burningman.org/2016/10/philosophical-center/tenprinciples/a-brief-history-of-who-ruined-burning-man/

 :lol
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on February 02, 2019, 04:31:37 PM
People want to schedule a little training meet at the local park. Cue rainclouds, they figure that it's gonna rain because some people are already seeing raindrops.

Me: "Give me fifteen minutes"

Rain stops

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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: phaedrusxy on February 19, 2019, 02:09:38 PM
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Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on March 20, 2019, 12:36:20 AM
This would make a hilarious summon spell. (https://youtu.be/Q2UVnY6tuCA)  Look at the size of them, gargantuan or colossal?  Sorry, NSFW
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kethrian on March 20, 2019, 01:07:11 AM
They look about 30 feet tall, so that'd make them huge, with the possibility of Powerful Build on top of that.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Psysama on May 01, 2019, 01:08:07 PM
Last Saturday's D&D campaign was most amusing, and can be summarized with "Make Bahari Great Again!" (Bahari is my wife's character).  My wife's character is a fallen water goddess.  She had all of her divinity (and with that, memories) stripped from her.  For some reason the party has put their main quest on the back burner and is currently on the quest to restore her to her former glory. (hence the "Make Bahari Great Again") The party even convinced a shopkeeper to make "Make Bahari Great Again" hats.
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Kuroimaken on May 01, 2019, 07:54:28 PM
Last Saturday's D&D campaign was most amusing, and can be summarized with "Make Bahari Great Again!" (Bahari is my wife's character).  My wife's character is a fallen water goddess.  She had all of her divinity (and with that, memories) stripped from her.  For some reason the party has put their main quest on the back burner and is currently on the quest to restore her to her former glory. (hence the "Make Bahari Great Again") The party even convinced a shopkeeper to make "Make Bahari Great Again" hats.

She's probably more useful than this Water Goddess.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/yiqkf0clPXvAk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Nytemare3701 on May 07, 2020, 12:21:57 AM
Today someone dropped this little nugget of wisdom on me:

"Your tongue knows exactly what anything you might want to lick would feel like. Table leg? It knows. Football? Yup. It doesn't matter if you've licked it before or not. Your tongue already knows."
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: Jackinthegreen on January 23, 2021, 11:00:25 PM
Apparently Cookie Clicker has gotten...  much more interesting.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dx76lD8Scc
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on February 13, 2024, 06:48:42 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/8fqjpw.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 01, 2024, 01:38:53 PM
I got bored and played Plague inc

(https://www.enworld.org/attachments/plague-inc-evolved-screenshot-2024-02-29-04-38-58-94-png.348800/)
Title: Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
Post by: trappedslider on March 14, 2024, 01:43:43 AM
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