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Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« on: February 18, 2014, 04:25:49 PM »
As the title says.

I called a girl earlier today and eventually mentioned that I was having trouble hearing here.  So she hangs up, calls back, and asks if it's better.  I say yes, and she says "That sounds better." and I reply in a very punny tone "Yes, it certainly does."  Both of us got a nice kick out of that.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 04:38:59 PM »
That's bad.   :P

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 05:50:26 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2014, 04:10:54 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2014, 04:39:07 PM »
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The best part was that the wrestler looked embarrassed by his own entrance.  :lmao It also reminded me of a GWAR concert.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2014, 08:14:53 PM »
GWAR?
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2014, 08:17:05 PM »
GWAR?

Just the most ridiculously over-the-top heavy metal band ever.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2014, 08:18:50 PM »
Is it GOOD over-the-top or "oh god make it stop" over-the-top?
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2014, 08:28:12 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2014, 10:30:42 PM »
I'll let you make your own judgement call.

That's... not over-the-top. It's just guttural yelling. At best.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2014, 11:10:36 PM »
I'll let you make your own judgement call.

That's... not over-the-top. It's just guttural yelling. At best.
It's a parody band. At the concert I was at, they fed the pope to a giant dinosaur, and sprayed the crowd with fake bodily fluids (not all blood... their costumes include giant deformed-looking penises :P ).
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2014, 02:39:14 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2014, 06:30:00 AM »
I just realized something obvious about Pokemon.

Namely, institutionalized Pokemon fights are there to stop 10-year-olds from overthrowing the government with their elemental monstrosities.

Though I preferred the pre-bastardized version of Pokemon.

Oh, and the truth about Pandas.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2014, 02:23:43 PM »
One of my characters jerked off Hitler.  What do I do now?
Oh wow... I just can't stop laughing at this. It sounds like the most interesting game I've ever heard of.  :lmao :lol :clap
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2014, 04:44:02 PM »
I just realized something obvious about Pokemon.

Namely, institutionalized Pokemon fights are there to stop 10-year-olds from overthrowing the government with their elemental monstrosities.

Though I preferred the pre-bastardized version of Pokemon.

Oh, and the truth about Pandas.

Assuming that only 10 year olds have pokemon?
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2014, 05:32:25 PM »
Well, sure, adults have 'em too. It's just that adults have better impulse control.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2014, 12:42:25 AM »
Or in the case of Team Rocket, are actively using Pokemon to reign terror and make dirty money.


Actually, in Ruby/Sapphire/Diamond, it was a big plot point that Teams Aqua and Magma were hunting down the games' respective Legendary Pokemon.  If they're awakened and controlled, they can use them to transform the world into one more to their liking.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2014, 01:04:15 AM »
Or in the case of Team Rocket, are actively using Pokemon to reign terror and make dirty money.


Actually, in Ruby/Sapphire/Diamond, it was a big plot point that Teams Aqua and Magma were hunting down the games' respective Legendary Pokemon.  If they're awakened and controlled, they can use them to transform the world into one more to their liking.

But given that they have the crap beaten out of them by a 10-year-old... I highly doubt their actual effectiveness as a criminal empire.

Seriously, you'd think that once they saw that said 10-year-old is a threat (due to the highly trained death-machines under their control.), they would, you know, use guns. To shoot the kid.

You think someone who would willingly drown coastal cities is someone who would draw the line at shooting the kid in their knee-caps? Or just something so you could get their pokeballs off 'em. After which, they are a ten-year-old kid. And you are an adult.

I mean, this is the same problem that I had with Avatar; why get in fights with the Avatar or his friends (who are extremely talented Benders), when you can bribe someone to stick paralytics into their tea, thus nullifying the "elemental powers" problem?

Well, other than the fact that people like watching kung-fu fighting.

Which brings me back to the fact that all villainous lairs should have some way to knock out anyone who happens to be in any given room. I prefer giving everyone gas masks, making sure the rooms are airtight, and pumping air out of the room.
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