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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #100 on: July 27, 2014, 11:10:03 PM »
The kid: "So uh...what's our next move?  Are we just hiding out or what?  And what do I call you people?  And whats with all these chickens?  Mother of Gawd look at the size of that spider..."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #101 on: July 28, 2014, 08:24:16 AM »
"Don't worry, the spider is friendly. I'm not even sure if our group has a name, anymore, to be honest. I've sort of lost track in all the confusion. I was recently 'promoted' to leader when our last leader left. I'm sure that instills you with as much confidence as it does me.

As for our next move, I have no clue. This prophesy seems so vague, that it appears impossible to 'protect' you from it. From what I can tell, you could end up stepping on a bug without knowing it and marrying some cute girl from down the street and fulfill it. Now, because you're on a short timeline for when it's supposed to be fulfilled, I'm fine keeping an eye on you and trying to protect you from any danger that happens. It's just, well... I have no clue what's going to happen or how to react to it. I have no way to seek it out, so... I guess we just... wait?"


Mustave looks around at the rest of the guild to see if they have any better idea, but he isn't holding out much hope, as all of the answers they got just lead to more questions.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #102 on: August 01, 2014, 05:47:46 PM »
"So what was all that about ghosts?"

*spontaneously fails to notice listen/spot checks to notice ghosts restraining their laughter while twerking behind him*

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #103 on: August 01, 2014, 09:59:43 PM »
"Some things are best left un-asked. I've found that's a cleric's biggest weakness. It's why their marriages never last."

Barring any other ideas from the group, Mustave opts to hold up here for a bit to see where this prophesy leads. If stuff stays quiet for an hour or two, he sneaks to his room to have a brief drink with 'Stasia to catch up with her.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #104 on: August 01, 2014, 10:14:51 PM »
ooc: what do the rest of you intend to do?  You still don't know this kids name.  And no ones looked at the Prophecy yet even  :lol

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #105 on: August 01, 2014, 10:22:15 PM »
Oh, that's right. We handed it to Benny. Mustave takes a look at it.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #106 on: August 01, 2014, 11:59:18 PM »
"Yea verily let it be foretold that in times yet to come that our antecedent, thenceforth named Reginald Cheesefuckler shall come upon an Abomination!  And yea verily he shall crush that Abomination, whose dying curse will cause him to marry a dark witch, who will darken his soul, and then darken our lands with their...dark reign.  Fuck it, no one's around, I'm not getting this proofread.  Good luck ya little bastard!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #107 on: August 02, 2014, 08:16:47 AM »
"What's your name, kid?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #108 on: August 02, 2014, 04:43:14 PM »
"Reginald the first.  My brother is Reginald the second."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #109 on: August 02, 2014, 04:49:47 PM »
"Ej... so what is it that makes everyone so sure it is you who the prophecy speaks about, little one? Could this not then as easily refer to your brother?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #110 on: August 02, 2014, 05:42:00 PM »
Does it really matter? Even if the prophecy applied to his brother, the dark abomination will still utter the dark curse for the dark witch with a dark soul to bring a dark reign.

Clearly we should start looking for a big lantern.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #111 on: August 02, 2014, 05:57:38 PM »
"Ej... so what is it that makes everyone so sure it is you who the prophecy speaks about, little one? Could this not then as easily refer to your brother?"

"Technically he's my half brother and was born second.  So everyone assumes it's me, unless I somehow die beforehand."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #112 on: August 02, 2014, 06:02:15 PM »
"I suppose it is you who is hiring us in any case. If the prophecy means your brother, then you are safe. If not, we still do our job, everything works out jes fine."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #113 on: August 03, 2014, 12:14:03 PM »
"Is your last name Cheesefuckler?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #114 on: August 03, 2014, 07:26:35 PM »
"Yes."  :banghead

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #115 on: August 03, 2014, 09:51:16 PM »
*snicker* *snort*

"Hey, Morte, you know contracts, right? If he just got his name legally changed, could that circumvent this whole stupid thing?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #116 on: August 08, 2014, 08:12:34 AM »
OOC: that question is probably more directed at Bhu than Morte, but Mustave would technically be asking Morte in character.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #117 on: August 08, 2014, 09:46:47 AM »
Why don't we just arrange for some eldritch beasty to go push around the brother?

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #118 on: August 08, 2014, 07:17:37 PM »
ooc: prooolly wouldnt work but you could try

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #119 on: August 09, 2014, 07:53:49 AM »
"Everyone always says these things are really vague, and we can't know what will fulfill it.

Can we make it come true early? If we set up some stupid 'abomination' and hook him up with a 'dark witch', would that 'end' the prophesy? We could hook him up with a nice girl with dark hair or dark skin or who's kinda emo, or something. Someone could summon a fiendish gnat, and he could squish it, or whatever."
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