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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2014, 11:14:42 PM »
"Figured that when you pulled up.  Maybe you should. uh...come inside..."
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"Blasphemers of the Unholy!"

"How dare you offend us with your presence!"

"Ya know my gran momma always used to say 'you can lead a pig to water, but you can't fuck him in the ass."

"Maybe you should all come inside a little faster..."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2014, 07:42:10 PM »
Mustave heads in with haste, not making eye contact with the pig-fuckers.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2014, 01:54:54 AM »
"Don't feel bad just about any group offends some religion here, though I admit the presence of your Marraenaloth friend perhaps does not help you.  So which prophecy are you searching for info on?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2014, 11:09:02 AM »
Mustave recites the prophesy and mentions the scroll that we don't have.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2014, 06:33:33 PM »
"Ah yes you have someone trying to meddle.  No worries I'm sure you can find a way to foil them.  Let me go consult our head of archives."

She pops off for a bit as you gradually listen to the clamor  in the streets die down before being replaced with cries of panic and lots of running.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2014, 08:17:54 AM »
"Well, fuck, that doesn't sound good."

Mustave peers out any windows or opens the door if there are no good windows looking out to the street.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2014, 10:42:18 AM »
While the others scuttle inside quickly, Spittle hesitates in the doorway, watching the crowd carefully.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2014, 11:04:07 AM »
More tries to keep an innocent face while trying to hear. She didn't say anything in this neighbourhood so far because she feared she would be accused of uttering prophecies of doom by some street listener. Still seemed things were becoming ugly pretty quickly. Perhaps next time she should just scare the crowds away first.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2014, 03:43:39 PM »
Due to the hubbub it's impossible to make out what individuals are saying, but they appear to be running inside the temples only to lead back out what you assume are some pretty damn high ranking priests who are dressed for a fight.  People appear to be focused at the far end of the street which is outside your view from in the temple.

It also appears to have begun raining.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2014, 03:58:27 PM »
Another chiming, skittering sound is felt within the heads of those nearby. Spittle steps inside the door, moving behind it and motioning at More to step inside as well so that he can shut the slab of wood.

The spotty little man stops moving, his attention vaguely focused at a spot on the door.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2014, 04:47:47 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2014, 05:17:44 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2014, 05:28:32 PM »
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You guys can hear a ton of noise now."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2014, 09:25:38 PM »
A couple of neophytes come running in and skid to a halt "Where is the Mistress?  The Rain is outside!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2014, 09:53:46 AM »
Mustave furrows his brow.

"This is weird by my standards."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2014, 06:40:44 PM »
When they get no reply, they scurry into the back of the temple.  Moments later a bunch of old people bearing staves and artifacts of divine power rush past (including the old woman who is supposed to be helping you) and continue right out the front door.  There is a nearby rumble of thunder.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2014, 08:17:43 PM »
Is there anyone else in there with us?
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2014, 08:34:12 PM »
There are some extremely worried looking altar boys ignoring you and peeking fearfully from the doors and windows.

From cries in the street it is apparent the Sheriff has arrived with mercenaries.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2014, 02:44:33 PM »
"This is hopefully a good thing and not a bad thing."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2014, 03:48:37 PM »
One of the Acolytes to another: "Do you think a few hundred Clerics is enough or should we start running for our lives now?"