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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2015, 01:47:04 AM »
mine brings me dead rabbits and live pigeons

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2015, 01:50:55 AM »

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2015, 03:12:55 AM »
Who is that horny hottie?  10/10 would give roses.
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2015, 12:41:33 AM »
The funny thing about my job is that the boring nights are the good ones, cause I don't want anything to happen.  So I suppose this is a good night so far?

Been making more wiki stuff, but I really should be advancing Steamspace.  I have begun to wonder how many people here would be interested in that game.  Naturally my brain is trying to tell me "no one does", but such is the life of a beholder/animated doll/40 lb box of confusion. 

Are you all still sane?  Where my buddies at?
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2015, 01:35:53 AM »
kitteh is here!

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2015, 01:52:46 AM »
Buddy acquired!  Have a prize!
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2015, 02:37:15 AM »
Are you all still sane?  Where my buddies at?
Technically I was never sane to begin with.  :looloo
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2015, 02:37:48 AM »
Thankies!  :D

Perchance have you read dis? https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2015, 03:13:53 AM »
Are you all still sane?  Where my buddies at?
Technically I was never sane to begin with.  :looloo

Yes, you can't be sane, because you're in it.  How can you be inside yourself?  That would just be insane.

Thankies!  :D

Perchance have you read dis? https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

Is... is that what I think it is?  A collection of news stories from Florida attributed to a single person (the titular Florida Man?)  Because that is hilarious.  And terrifying.  Florida what the hell are you on.
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2015, 11:16:46 AM »
Sane is such a relative term.

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2015, 02:39:04 PM »
Rel -  :twitch - ativity.


Florida Man ... OK breaking into ex-significant others home, just to poop on their stuff ; that's like "almost" reasonably normal.

But ...
Florida Man Suspected of Using Private Plane to Draw Giant Radar Penis
... is sheer genius.
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2015, 05:24:51 PM »
Is... is that what I think it is?  A collection of news stories from Florida attributed to a single person (the titular Florida Man?)  Because that is hilarious.  And terrifying.  Florida what the hell are you on.
No, it's news about men in Florida collectively.

And this one... just WTF...
Key West: Man tried to sell live iguanas hanging from his bicycle with duct tape, cops say
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2015, 01:15:15 AM »
https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman  there's a sequel as well

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2015, 10:59:47 PM »
I am the Star Spider, the Spider of Stars.

Proceed.
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2015, 11:36:07 PM »
I am the Walrus of Suffering.

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2015, 12:22:20 AM »
Mudada.

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2015, 03:13:42 AM »
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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2015, 04:00:54 AM »
I am the Narwhal of Emptiness.

Do Narwhals wear glasses?
"There is happiness for those who accept their fate, there is glory for those that defy it."

"Now that everyone's so happy, this is probably a good time to tell you I ate your parents."

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Re: Eiji gets bored easily.
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2015, 04:37:01 AM »
I am the Narwhal of Emptiness.

Do Narwhals wear glasses?



Maybe, though your hollow mask might get in the way.  Hey, where did you even find those?!
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