Author Topic: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues... (Read 36681 times)

bhu · « **Reply #900 on:** April 11, 2018, 01:08:38 AM »

The lead skelly trips the trap Pat konws about, but gets vaulted into the sky by a pole that shoots from the ground that he did not.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #901 on:** April 11, 2018, 08:06:11 AM »

"Awesome!"

"...er, sorry for your loss, Morte."

bhu · « **Reply #902 on:** April 15, 2018, 01:32:13 AM »

The skellies continue 'trapfinding', and about another 12 traps in the leader needs to make a reflex save.

oslecamo · « **Reply #903 on:** April 16, 2018, 04:55:27 AM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on April 11, 2018, 08:06:11 AM

"Awesome!"

"...er, sorry for your loss, Morte."

"Heh, easy come, easy gone... Hey you, watch out!"

This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+1 : 3 + 1, total 4

bhu · « **Reply #904 on:** April 18, 2018, 12:41:32 AM »

A weird humanoid with a taii and barbed skin suddenly appears.

"Seriously? Wtf is this bullshit? The old forcecage trap? People still do this?"

He knocks on an obviously invisible wall.

"Which one of you motherfuckers did this?"

bhu · « **Reply #905 on:** April 23, 2018, 08:06:12 PM »

dont all answer the devil at once now

RobbyPants · « **Reply #906 on:** April 24, 2018, 08:08:13 AM »

"Erm... a skeleton did. It doesn't know any better.

If what I think happened just happened, you get to go home in a couple of minutes, anyway."

bhu · « **Reply #907 on:** April 25, 2018, 01:15:00 AM »

"Goddamn mages and their goddamn fuckin' forcecage traps...I WAS HAVING DINNER GODDAMIT!"

*eyes narrow*

"Waitaminute...is that Old Man Henderson? Am I in Florida?"

RobbyPants · « **Reply #908 on:** April 29, 2018, 07:29:39 PM »

"Yes..."

bhu · « **Reply #909 on:** April 29, 2018, 10:24:56 PM »

*incoherent profanity*

Henderson: "Well fuck you too son."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #910 on:** May 01, 2018, 09:11:51 AM »

Mustave watches the two converse, but stays out of it, so far. Are any skeletons still exploring, or are they all blowed up?

oslecamo · « **Reply #911 on:** May 01, 2018, 09:56:16 PM »

Morte was ~~taking a short nap~~ meditating when the sudden discussion wakes her up.

Quote from: bhu on April 18, 2018, 12:41:32 AM

"Which one of you motherfuckers did this?"

Taking her sweet time to open her eyes, Morte grins and says.

"I did. Well, one of my dolls did, but they answer to me so I guess I take the credits. Got a problem with that?

Now why don't you calm down for a bit and tell us what you want so we can start negotiating. Also for the records, a bunch of kobolds are claiming this place, and we are the ones tasked with cleaning it up. If you help us you can share in our reward, if you stay out of our way we won't hold a grudge against you, and if you try to stop us then things will get nasty."

bhu · « **Reply #912 on:** May 02, 2018, 02:52:54 AM »

*points at Henderson*

"Things are already nasty."

Henderson: "YOU WANNA DANCE MOTHERFUCKER?"

(one skeleton is locked inside a forcecage with the Devil, the others look confused if thats possible

oslecamo · « **Reply #913 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:18:03 AM »

Morte blinks a bit in disbelief at her dolls reaction, but then puts on her smile again.

"Fine, things will get even nastier. Now if you help us, our good friend Henderson won't make you regret the way you were spawned. If you don't help us, well, I'll just let you dance it out."

bhu · « **Reply #914 on:** May 02, 2018, 04:06:16 AM »

"I'm trapped in a forcecage asshole, exactly what sort of help are you expecting?"

oslecamo · « **Reply #915 on:** May 02, 2018, 06:31:31 AM »

"Telling us where the rest of the traps are and how to bypass or disable them would be a great start."

bhu · « **Reply #916 on:** May 03, 2018, 02:35:59 AM »

"Yeah these traps don't work that way. When it's triggered it summons one of us who is the most likely to be inconvenienced, thereby ensuring we're pissed off when we arrive. That way we take it out on whatever is locked in hte cage with us. People stopped using these long ago because we got wise and refused to play along."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #917 on:** May 03, 2018, 07:57:30 AM »

"Irony! So, how long do you guys stick around? A couple of minutes?"

bhu · « **Reply #918 on:** May 05, 2018, 01:50:33 AM »

"Yer skelly will be here a day or so. I'll be gone in a minute. This fucker resets too, so disable it before the forcecage shuts down."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #919 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:58:20 AM »

"Shall we keep disarming and/or having skeletons explore?"

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Author Topic: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues... (Read 36681 times)