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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #100 on: August 06, 2012, 12:21:15 AM »
Urglmek says "He... tasted it?" incredulously, then mutters "The crazy must be contagious around here..." He puts on his monocle and leans over to examine the rock... or whatever it is.

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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #101 on: August 07, 2012, 12:30:10 PM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #102 on: August 07, 2012, 12:59:45 PM »
"How do you do; I am Marquess Sarai Eire d'Alhazrad, a consultant called in to inspect the legal documentation on this land dispute."

Sarai flashes a toothy grin at him, showing off the fact that shark teeth and flashing eyes really do go with her complexion and her alien background track. There are light giggles coming from around them.

And I hope Drow look good in brown hair and eyes...
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #103 on: August 07, 2012, 01:03:51 PM »
Urlgmek, after studying the "rock" for about a minute with his monocle, says "Hmm... it's not just a rock. It's got a fairly strong enchantment on it. It seems to imprint some kind of memories onto the minds of those who touch it."
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #104 on: August 07, 2012, 01:17:33 PM »
Rodric quirks an eyebrow.  "Oh really now?"  He then proceeds to touch the magical rock.

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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #105 on: August 07, 2012, 01:26:30 PM »
Urglmek makes a wincing face, closing both eyes, then opens one to peek out and see what happens.
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #106 on: August 10, 2012, 01:37:38 AM »
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As Rodric touches the rock, everything seems to switch off. The bustle of the camp, the morning sun, the feel of dirt and smooth metal against his fingers, all his senses wink out. In their place, there is cold, harsh starlight. Raw emotion floods his mind - weariness, protectiveness, and above all, smoldering anger. The cascade of half-formed thoughts that are not his own threatens to sweep his own ego away.



"Ah, the land dispute. I'm afraid my comrades are much more insecure about that sort of thing than I." Carabas pulls a face. "I mean, really, how much more rock does the damned city need? Still, our house went topside, and I jumped like a shot at that chance, if only so they'd have to stop feeding me mushrooms." He pauses, looking thoughtful. "I've always wondered where they keep coming from. Eighty-three years and they haven't run out yet." His eyes widen, and he claps a hand to his forehead with exaggerated dramatics. "Oh, but I've been dreadfully rude! I have yet to make your acquaintance, miss...?" He trails off, glancing at Marie.
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #107 on: August 10, 2012, 12:55:29 PM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #108 on: August 12, 2012, 03:33:25 AM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #110 on: August 13, 2012, 02:24:27 AM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #111 on: August 13, 2012, 10:53:14 AM »
Upon touching the stone Rodric staggers slightly but quickly regains control over himself.  "Well now, this is interesting..."

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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #112 on: August 15, 2012, 02:00:31 AM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #113 on: August 15, 2012, 09:40:44 AM »
Urglmek peeks through his spread fingers, then removes his hand from his face and says "What? What's interesting?"
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #114 on: August 15, 2012, 10:42:15 AM »
"There seems to be the imprint of a vast, old intelligence within this stone.  More specifically, part of one.  It isn't hostile, just somewhat overwhelming.  I wonder if there are more stones like this around here..."

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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #115 on: August 16, 2012, 01:02:27 AM »
Rodric's proclamation is met with a mildly puzzled silence from the group of dwarves. Eventually one of them asks, "So we shouldn't melt it down then?" and is rewarded with another slap to the back of the head.
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #116 on: August 24, 2012, 11:16:34 PM »
Ariston looks aghast.  "Wh- no!  No, of course not!"  After a brief hesitation and nervous introspection, he moves over and places his hand on the stone as well.
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« Reply #117 on: August 24, 2012, 11:37:37 PM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #118 on: August 24, 2012, 11:52:11 PM »
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Re: Chapter One: Stranger Things Have Happened
« Reply #119 on: August 25, 2012, 12:00:04 AM »
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"There is happiness for those who accept their fate, there is glory for those that defy it."

"Now that everyone's so happy, this is probably a good time to tell you I ate your parents."