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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #60 on: February 29, 2012, 10:53:20 PM »
"What the Hell is MRSA?"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2012, 08:26:28 PM »

"Meet Ichigo, he's a Shinigami."
When meeting a new NPC.

"Insert a quarter to continue."
After you die, horribly and unfairly.

"Familiars are very over powered."
DM on balance.

"This game needs more cowbell."
DM hooked on the wrong wiki.

"Barkeep has six Divine Ranks"
DM on NPC interaction in the local tavern.

"You see 0 invisible traps"
DM on Search results.

"Shut up, we're not friends."
DM on teamwork.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2012, 10:59:32 PM »
"Religious people have Intelligence caps."
~Aggressively atheist DM I had the misfortune of hearing about.

"And the same for women."
At which point the game table devolved into a flame war.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2012, 11:10:17 PM »
"Stats are 3d6, in order"
-Something one of my DMs actually said, after you chose your class too... I ended up playing a Druid with 4 Wis. I was still better than most of the rest of the party even without the spellcasting.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2012, 11:45:45 PM »
"Fighters Don't need magic items."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2012, 11:48:11 PM »
"Now, roll for anal circumference..."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #66 on: March 03, 2012, 12:02:30 AM »
That's what your Mom said.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2012, 12:49:31 AM »
"Now, roll for anal circumference..."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2012, 10:30:18 AM »
"Sorry.  You can't do that."

"The DM is your God."

"Guess what I just rolled."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2012, 02:27:15 PM »
"Fuck gaming, lets talk politics."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2012, 05:46:56 PM »
Actual lines from DMs...

"you critically fumble your loincloth"

"no dragonborn, they're too overpowered"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2012, 07:52:35 PM »
"Core only. It's more balanced."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2012, 01:02:27 AM »
"Core only. It's more balanced."

"Core only.  I hate munchkins."

"Core only.  Wizards > Fighters."

"Druids aren't overpowered, silly goose!"

"My adventures contain S&M.  Problems?"

"Dominate Person.  Now remove clothes."

"Dragon sex is so hot!"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2012, 02:52:05 AM »
"Let me use my calculator..."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2012, 12:02:10 PM »
"Elves are Gay.  No exceptions."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2012, 12:07:03 PM »
I'm going to say this in both threads.

Anything on Mr. Welch's list.


(It is 5 words, just not a quote in and of itself.)
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2012, 09:00:03 PM »
"Let's play Spawn of Fashan!"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2012, 04:38:36 AM »
"No splatbooks, they are overpowered"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2012, 01:12:41 PM »
"Flying is not allowed."

"It's more balanced this way."

"There is no teleportation either."

"Prestidigation is op. It's out."

"These spells are banned."

"No ropetricking. Camp by the fire."

"Bag of holding is banned."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2012, 09:38:07 AM »
"The final boss is Pun-pun."

"The story is all Giovanni." (Toredor would be just as bad)

"new guys are Brazilian Cops" :)

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