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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2012, 09:50:24 AM »
yep, that was the joke.

There is a thread here with a lot of those stories.

"...and suddenly, thousands of cat-girls!"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2012, 10:13:37 AM »
I don't pee messages into the snow often , but when I do , it's in Cyrillic with Fake Viagra.  Stay frosty my friends.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2012, 03:55:48 PM »
"...and suddenly, thousands of cat-girls!"

Sounds like something Bhu would say...

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2012, 06:17:28 PM »
"...and suddenly, thousands of cat-girls!"

Sounds like something Bhu would say...
Speaking of which

"bhu came up with it"

Would fill me with horror and great anticipation at the same time
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2012, 06:22:18 PM »
"...and suddenly, thousands of cat-girls!"

Sounds like something Bhu would say...
Speaking of which

"bhu came up with it"

Would fill me with horror and great anticipation at the same time

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2012, 06:26:43 PM »

 :twitch ... I understand something awaken_D_M_golem said.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #86 on: March 19, 2012, 06:30:14 PM »
Hey now!

I am a perfectly normal kitty, with no mental deficiencies of any kind  :D

really i swear...

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #87 on: March 19, 2012, 06:35:02 PM »
Hey now!

I am a perfectly normal kitty, with no mental deficiencies of any kind  :D

really i swear...
-_-' :whistle Ehm... sure I mean it's not like I'm trying to imply something like tha... Oh look! A flying sausage!*runs off*
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #88 on: March 19, 2012, 06:37:08 PM »
Yes but most of your stuff should only be used in context. Out of Context, it can ruin a session. Also, we should be careful about the references to people here, someone might use it as an excuse to flame.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #89 on: March 19, 2012, 07:24:31 PM »
Spot Checks... That's no moon.

Fucking Kobolds on dire weasels...

Druids need more power though.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #90 on: March 19, 2012, 07:28:57 PM »
Dragonwrought Kobolds on dire weasels...

FTFY.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #91 on: March 19, 2012, 07:40:10 PM »
Dragonwrought Kobolds on dire weasels...

FTFY.

We were level one... And a mainly melee party. We sucked it hard that match. So next session, what does he do? Throws twice as many at us. And these kobolds used a lot of traps. It was a difficult battle.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #92 on: March 20, 2012, 04:17:19 PM »
Yes but most of your stuff should only be used in context. Out of Context, it can ruin a session. Also, we should be careful about the references to people here, someone might use it as an excuse to flame.

"I don't understand CR, but..."

It's ok i don't offend too easily...  :D

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #93 on: March 20, 2012, 06:31:46 PM »

... Oh look! A flying sausage!



My water just broke again.


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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #94 on: March 20, 2012, 06:57:48 PM »

... Oh look! A flying sausage!



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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #95 on: March 20, 2012, 07:08:06 PM »
So I read this forum...

I had a dream today.

Dragons are clearly sexual creatures...

One time at bard camp...


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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #96 on: March 21, 2012, 01:11:45 AM »
"Yiffing is a natural thing."

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"I once killed a guy."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #97 on: March 21, 2012, 03:48:22 AM »
"Jack Chick taught me something"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #98 on: March 21, 2012, 01:04:21 PM »
"I found this thingie online."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #99 on: March 22, 2012, 09:27:44 AM »
I have my own dmpc
(said in to many games ive played in)

I dont have enough dices
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