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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2012, 05:37:31 AM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2012, 09:29:31 PM »
Planar Shepherd of Mechanus: Allowed?

Having a "dur" moment. How exactly is this even as bad as Fernia/Fire or Dal Quor/Dream?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2012, 09:32:12 PM »
"Can I play a Kobold?"


Is probably worse.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2012, 10:35:16 PM »
"My other DM approves this" - said in a whining tone.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2012, 05:08:35 AM »
"Can I play a Kobold?"


Is probably worse.
I have a DWK Warmage in my group. One Roper (read: STR Damage) later and he and the Warblade were lying in a pool of acid and they would've stayed there unless the Archivist had Plane Shift'ed them out of there.  :evillaugh
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2012, 05:40:50 AM »
I'm not wearing any pants.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2012, 05:35:43 AM »
^^ Well, that's good for you.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2012, 07:36:34 AM »
"Can I use Lightning Warrior?"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2012, 02:43:09 PM »
"Can I be a Were-Penis?"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2012, 03:25:15 PM »
"I rolled up strait eighteens!" :twitch
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #50 on: August 16, 2012, 07:02:43 PM »
"Can I be a Were-Penis?"
You can't say that you were a dick when you're still one :p

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2012, 07:53:00 PM »
"Have you accepted Jesus brother?"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #52 on: August 27, 2012, 05:04:14 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2012, 10:33:20 PM »
"My character is a mute", so much for the RP then :rolleyes
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2012, 04:32:40 AM »
"My character is a mute", so much for the RP then :rolleyes
You, good sir, have obviously never played with a boumman in your party.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »
"My character is a mute", so much for the RP then :rolleyes
You, good sir, have obviously never played with a boumman in your party.
I have.  "What's that, Chewie?  You want to go investigate that long, dark corridor, where the screams were coming from, all by yourself?  Well, okay, if you think that's wise."  Good times.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2012, 08:06:06 AM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2012, 04:09:09 PM »
 Why'd you eat your Miniature ?!

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2012, 04:11:32 PM »
"That's what your Mom said."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2012, 09:54:12 PM »
"Is BoEF an allowed Source?"

To be fair, Metaphysical Spellshaper is kickass PrC

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