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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2012, 12:07:33 AM »
"You know, I never really thought about it like that. It does kinda feel good." With this, Teo starts whistling a tune.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2012, 01:04:19 AM »
In contrast to Teo, Zach looks fairly indifferent. Not that the oddities went unnoticed; he just simply ceased caring about them a little while ago. He made a mental note to investigate the remnants of his sanity before finding Ceus, who seemed to be heading things well. "So, what has happened since we left?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2012, 02:31:06 PM »
We've got a whole bunch of people looking to work for us, a whole bunch of people who want to hire the guild, and a whole bunch of people who want to burn down our guild hall. The first group is already inside, the second group is out here right now, and the third group was scared off by the hippo.

And then to the man currently requesting work. Okay, not a very dangerous task, which helps. What is your price range for this?
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2012, 02:43:56 PM »
"I intend to divorce her if it's true.  I'd need you to find some evidence I can use in court.  That may be a little tougher than a simple reading."

a tearful little girl walks up to Zach "You lost you're talkin' kitty mister."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2012, 04:07:58 PM »
Kintal looks up at Zach from the little girl's arms.  "Hi."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #105 on: May 19, 2012, 06:26:15 PM »
Kintal looks up at Zach from the little girl's arms.  "Hi."

lil girl: "Can u help my Mawm?"  :bigeyes

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #106 on: May 19, 2012, 06:30:56 PM »
Zach crouches down to the girl's eye level, and tries to look sympathetic. "What happened to your mother? If we in the guild cannot help her, we can at least find someone who can."

In a surreal change of emotion, he looks down at Kintal, and casually tips his mask to him. "Hey. Enjoying yourself?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #107 on: May 19, 2012, 07:21:42 PM »
Kintal shrugs as well as he can.  "I went out and learned a thing or two, we'll need a guild meeting later.  This girl's mom was bitten by zombies."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #108 on: May 19, 2012, 09:42:00 PM »
"By zombies, you say! Well, I am always willing to end the unlife of some zombies! Is this for revenge, do you want us to heal her wounds, what?

"And after the day is over, i think a meeting is definitely in order..."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #109 on: May 19, 2012, 10:49:27 PM »
"I jus needs hep for Mawm.."  :bigeyes *sniffs*

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #110 on: May 20, 2012, 04:16:11 AM »
Teo walks over to the small child. "Don't worry, I'm sure we can help your mother. I'll just have to talk to one of my friends." With this, he walks over to Ceusharath, and mentions to him "There's this kid over here who says that her mother is injured. Could be a good way to boost our reputation. And do a good deed, of course."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #111 on: May 20, 2012, 05:22:12 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #112 on: May 20, 2012, 05:34:33 PM »
"Okay!"  :jumping

"Just follow me an I'll introduce you to the team."

She leads you to a dusty old library full of books, scrolls, and young anthropomorphic women

"Hai guys!  I found a volunteer to help!! And he's a boy!! BONUS!!!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #113 on: May 20, 2012, 07:07:22 PM »
Bartholomeow can't help but suddenly feel like this was a terrible idea...

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #114 on: May 20, 2012, 10:04:45 PM »
Bartholomeow can't help but suddenly feel like this was a terrible idea...

"Impossible, boys don't have the patience for this sort of study."

they give you a comfy chair a scroll to translate from

they also give you warmed cider and some sort of cookie


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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #115 on: May 21, 2012, 11:38:25 PM »
Teo walks over to the small child. "Don't worry, I'm sure we can help your mother. I'll just have to talk to one of my friends." With this, he walks over to Ceusharath, and mentions to him "There's this kid over here who says that her mother is injured. Could be a good way to boost our reputation. And do a good deed, of course."

The little girl is ushered inside and one of your minions begins taking her story while she hugs Kintal (or Truffles if Kintal becomes unavailable).  You also get most of the applicants inside and sat down so your secretary can chat with them.  That just leaves people wishing to hire you.

The kid basically says her mom is sick after being bit by these 'dead guys who hang out in the alley behind my house'.  The zombies she describes are apparently intelligent and capable of speech.  She survived by hiding and escaped to get help in the morning.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #116 on: May 21, 2012, 11:45:24 PM »
The kid basically says her mom is sick after being bit by these 'dead guys who hang out in the alley behind my house'.  The zombies she describes are apparently intelligent and capable of speech.  She survived by hiding and escaped to get help in the morning.
Them. Thinks Ceus aloud.
Then, to our samurai.
Zach! We have a lead on one of the zombies, maybe even the boss. Can you handle this while I deal with the more mundane tasks?

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #117 on: May 22, 2012, 12:00:07 AM »
"Give me two for support, preferably with some medicine for the mother, we'll get right to killing. Does she know how many?" He looks a little too pleased at this notion, actually.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #118 on: May 22, 2012, 12:23:17 AM »
Kintal allows himself to be hugged, it seems to be good for business.  Also, the little girl isn't trying to kill him with snuggles.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #119 on: May 22, 2012, 01:49:47 PM »
"Give me two for support, preferably with some medicine for the mother, we'll get right to killing. Does she know how many?" He looks a little too pleased at this notion, actually.

Secretary: "We don't have medicine.  We have a Cleric though."  points at Joseph

Jojo: "I'll pay what's necessary."