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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #180 on: June 04, 2012, 10:12:07 PM »
"Alright, let's check the other houses."

Bigsley pairs up with whoever decides to come with him, and then goes to the next house to knock on the door.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #181 on: June 05, 2012, 01:24:11 AM »
who's going wit bigsley  :smirk

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #182 on: June 05, 2012, 02:53:54 AM »
Zach looks around, confused, for a few moments. "Where did our wildlife go?

"Anyway, I need some reinforcements for this job. We've got some Zombie issues."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #183 on: June 05, 2012, 03:14:18 AM »
Cusic stops her hunt for food and listens up. "MORE zombies? I guess I could help..." She does look a little disappointed that she wont be getting lunch any time soon but goes to collect her lance anyway.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #184 on: June 05, 2012, 08:25:12 AM »
Mustave stands up.

"What kind of... issues? Just more than you thought?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #185 on: June 05, 2012, 09:49:36 AM »
I'm always up for some undead extermination Bill says. Oh, and while I still remember. You guys may want to see this as well Bill hands the note from the assassins to whoever's nearest.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #186 on: June 05, 2012, 10:02:16 AM »
Teo is going with Bigsley.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #187 on: June 05, 2012, 11:34:27 PM »
"The mother we were tending to is healed, but they come out in groups. The others are investigating to see if any others were bitten. I think, from what the mother said, that they were trying to recruit her...

"Our plan was to ambush them if they come out tonight. Otherwise, it's traversing the sewers again, and our foe's previous foresight makes this, I believe we can all agree, less desirable."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #188 on: June 05, 2012, 11:52:25 PM »
Teo is going with Bigsley.

Teo and Bigsley knock on the house to the left.  An orc woman answers, sees Bigsley, grabs a machete and begins babbling in her native tongue.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #189 on: June 05, 2012, 11:53:34 PM »
"The mother we were tending to is healed, but they come out in groups. The others are investigating to see if any others were bitten. I think, from what the mother said, that they were trying to recruit her...

"Our plan was to ambush them if they come out tonight. Otherwise, it's traversing the sewers again, and our foe's previous foresight makes this, I believe we can all agree, less desirable."


Anyone staying behind to guard the fort or is everyone going with Zach?

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #190 on: June 05, 2012, 11:58:05 PM »
"Madam, please, I..." Bigsley then looks down at his arm, then retracts his armblade.

"Please calm down. Do you speak common at all? Please, we are asking around if anyone has had unusual contact with any zombies today."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #191 on: June 06, 2012, 01:28:43 AM »
she continues ranting in jibberwack

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #192 on: June 06, 2012, 08:09:01 AM »
"The mother we were tending to is healed, but they come out in groups. The others are investigating to see if any others were bitten. I think, from what the mother said, that they were trying to recruit her...

"Our plan was to ambush them if they come out tonight. Otherwise, it's traversing the sewers again, and our foe's previous foresight makes this, I believe we can all agree, less desirable."

"Bitten? Yeah, I prefer an ambush. The looks on their faces will be priceless!"


Anyone staying behind to guard the fort or is everyone going with Zach?
Mustave heads with Zach.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #193 on: June 06, 2012, 08:13:31 AM »
Cusic is going too

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #194 on: June 06, 2012, 04:31:12 PM »
as you leave you can hear clucking and see the chickens peeking from hiding at cusic

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #195 on: June 07, 2012, 07:41:21 AM »
as you leave you can hear clucking and see the chickens peeking from hiding at cusic
"Heh." Mustave gives the chickens a thumbs-up.  :thumb
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #196 on: June 07, 2012, 03:45:28 PM »
Bill will obviously tag along
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #197 on: June 08, 2012, 11:18:29 AM »
You all arrive to see Bigsley at a neighboring house enduring an hours long diatribe in a strange language from an orcish hausfrau with a machete.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #198 on: June 08, 2012, 03:05:30 PM »
"Bigsley! What have you done?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #199 on: June 08, 2012, 04:57:29 PM »
"I was simply trying to ask her if she or any of her family were bitten. I have been attempting to calm her ever since... Do any of you speak orcish?"