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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2012, 02:51:17 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2012, 03:21:42 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2012, 05:29:49 PM »
"They think you hired us for something else? Might it be easier if we were to testify in your defense? After all, we hold only your physical and emotional pleasure in our best interests."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2012, 05:42:05 PM »
"They think you hired us for something else? Might it be easier if we were to testify in your defense? After all, we hold only your physical and emotional pleasure in our best interests."

"No they think I've betrayed them by consorting with the enemy.  If it goes to some sort of trial it will most likely be in the undercity where you have few friends and a powerful enemy.  Speaking of my pleasure is there any news of a man in my future?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2012, 05:43:06 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2012, 07:37:47 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2012, 07:44:35 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2012, 08:35:42 PM »
"People have traditions for a reason: they've been shown to work.  Society needs them to remain stable."
Considering what history I know for this place and the nature of it's ruler, I think running the Velvet fist as it was would be far closer to tradition than your suggestion. That said, it's also worth noting you intend to destroy a building, notable landmark, an cultural center in the name of stability.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2012, 08:46:12 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2012, 08:52:21 PM »
"People have traditions for a reason: they've been shown to work.  Society needs them to remain stable."
Considering what history I know for this place and the nature of it's ruler, I think running the Velvet fist as it was would be far closer to tradition than your suggestion. That said, it's also worth noting you intend to destroy a building, notable landmark, an cultural center in the name of stability.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2012, 01:24:20 AM »
Zach openly laughed, quite loudly and much more casually than he normally showed in front of those outside of his group. "HAHA! The enemy as in heroes? It entertains me that there is still anyone in the city, after hearing of our tactics and actions, that consider us heroes. We walk a fine, gray line.

Still, neither here nor there. We do have news of a love for you; for you to test, of course. We would not presume to have made the final, perfect decision. Should be coming directly to you soon, and supposedly they will be able to deal with your.... specific needs."
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