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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2012, 04:13:00 AM »
If the animal-rights activist has quieted down for now Bill will hand her an apple (assuming there's one in the basket) and then go inside and read the instructions hidden amongst the fruit
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2012, 07:48:36 AM »
Assuming Mustave arrives back, he tries a small glass of his new beverage. Just enough to see if he likes it, but not enough to get impaired. He then nonchalantly walks downstairs to see what's going on.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2012, 10:00:43 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2012, 12:42:22 PM »
Zach openly laughed, quite loudly and much more casually than he normally showed in front of those outside of his group. "HAHA! The enemy as in heroes? It entertains me that there is still anyone in the city, after hearing of our tactics and actions, that consider us heroes. We walk a fine, gray line.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2012, 12:43:16 PM »
Assuming Mustave arrives back, he tries a small glass of his new beverage. Just enough to see if he likes it, but not enough to get impaired. He then nonchalantly walks downstairs to see what's going on.

There's a crowd of whackos out front.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2012, 12:46:25 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #46 on: May 11, 2012, 01:04:55 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #47 on: May 11, 2012, 02:18:35 PM »
There's a crowd of whackos out front.
If he is able, Mustave begins squeezing through the crowds between people's legs. If needed:

Tumble = 1d20+16
Rolled 1d20+16 : 17 + 16, total 33
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #48 on: May 11, 2012, 03:18:49 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #49 on: May 11, 2012, 03:21:39 PM »
There's a crowd of whackos out front.
If he is able, Mustave begins squeezing through the crowds between people's legs. If needed:

Tumble = 1d20+16
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Rolled 1d20+16 : 17 + 16, total 33

You get to the front of the crowd and see a few people arguing with Ceushareth and Bill and Cusic.

Cusic's hippo looks moments away from attacking.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #50 on: May 11, 2012, 03:42:03 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: May 11, 2012, 04:12:03 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #53 on: May 11, 2012, 04:17:02 PM »
Joseph turns to mustave "welcome to crazy town. Population Us. Anything intresting happen on your journey" joseph shruging

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« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2012, 05:36:48 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2012, 05:56:25 PM »
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Kintal goes back to home base.

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« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2012, 12:10:40 AM »
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Kintal goes back to home base.

You arrive to find a crowd of nutbags outside, some of them with protest signs.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2012, 12:50:12 AM »
"Whoring is against the law.  It's not a cultural center, it's a whorehouse."
Again, Ceusharath asks the secretary for some legal guidance. "Is this the whole truth? I wouldn't expect the sheriff to allow it to run  long enough to piss off the churches if it were true."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2012, 03:52:25 PM »
"The building is old.  It was a whorehouse 50 years before the Sheriff's time.  In theory, yes prostitution is illegal.  However as stretched thin as the guards are, they don't really care about it as long as they don't rob or murder their customers or indulge in blackmail or other crimes.  And not all of the Churches disapprove.  Both pimps and prostitutes have their own deities."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2012, 04:11:36 PM »
"Whoring is against the law.  It's not a cultural center, it's a whorehouse."
No, it was a whorehouse. Past tense.
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