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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2012, 05:16:40 PM »
"And the ghosts in it are still whores."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #61 on: May 12, 2012, 06:56:14 PM »
"Soon; they will be coming to you. I haven't met them yet, myself. Though as I understand it, they will suit you and your specific 'needs.' I come mainly to ensure you don't think we'd forgotten you. We've just been working at a slightly slower pace, what with obtaining the Velvet Fist as our guildhouse... seems there's some complications..."
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #62 on: May 12, 2012, 07:03:17 PM »
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Velvet Fist?   Someone saw you coming!  Do you know the history of that place and the effects it's had on this city's history?  To some people it'll be like you just declared allegiance e with Demons.  Is it true it's still haunted?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #63 on: May 12, 2012, 08:04:36 PM »
"I believe the ghosts are a reason of some of the protesters outside. I haven't seen any, myself. Also, there are a number of people hoping we reopen the brothel, and a fairly equal number who want us all to burn in a terrible fiery destruction taking down the guildhall with us. That's really only the tip of the iceberg of people who have complaints about us, but honestly, why can people not understand the concept of change? Look at me, I changed from a human wizard into a big metal force of destruction."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #64 on: May 12, 2012, 09:53:04 PM »
"And the ghosts in it are still whores."
Okay, by all means, feel free to go inside and place the whore ghosts under citizens arrest. Otherwise, you have no case, and I'll move on to the next person.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #65 on: May 12, 2012, 09:58:11 PM »
"We had hoped you would listen to reason.  We will return."

a rather fit blond steps forward


"I came to apply for a position of courier/asset retrieval if you do that sort of thing.  I've had some magical enhancements made to my body that would assist in this.  And if you reopen the brothel they'll help there too possibly."
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 10:01:22 PM by bhu »

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2012, 10:48:55 PM »
Joseph turns to mustave "welcome to crazy town. Population Us. Anything intresting happen on your journey" joseph shruging
"Just bought some booze. Want some?

What the fuck's the hippo's problem?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2012, 01:16:26 AM »
"I came to apply for a position of courier/asset retrieval if you do that sort of thing.  I've had some magical enhancements made to my body that would assist in this.  And if you reopen the brothel they'll help there too possibly."
Welcome inside. We'll do a quick screening of candidates once the crowd is dealt with, but you have skills in an area the group tends to be weak in so odds are very good. Also, don't mention the brothel thing in public right now, some people are really pissed off about it.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #68 on: May 13, 2012, 01:19:16 AM »
She sets at teh table and another woman approaches.  She appears human, in her early forties, and is hefting some sort of two handed war club.

"If I were 10 years younger I'd ride you like a pony.  I hear you're hiring?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2012, 01:22:09 AM »
She sets at teh table and another woman approaches.  She appears human, in her early forties, and is hefting some sort of two handed war club.

"If I were 10 years younger I'd ride you like a pony.  I hear you're hiring?"
Indeed, the guild is looking for new members.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2012, 10:00:42 PM »
She steps inside and what appears to be yet another female warrior steps forward,

"Hi.  I'm lookin' fer work."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2012, 01:02:32 AM »
She steps inside and what appears to be yet another female warrior steps forward,

"Hi.  I'm lookin' fer work."
We are hiring. Do you have any urgent questions, or are you fine with waiting inside with the other potential employees until the mob is dealt with?

« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 11:58:48 PM by bhu »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2012, 12:42:55 PM »
Joseph turns to mustave "welcome to crazy town. Population Us. Anything intresting happen on your journey" joseph shruging
"Just bought some booze. Want some?

What the fuck's the hippo's problem?"


"No thanks, the last time I indulged in Alcohol I ended up wrestling a dwarf."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2012, 11:59:00 PM »
She steps inside and what appears to be yet another female warrior steps forward,

"Hi.  I'm lookin' fer work."
We are hiring. Do you have any urgent questions, or are you fine with waiting inside with the other potential employees until the mob is dealt with?

"Sure no problem."

As Cusics growling hippo scares away the protesters what you're left with are an array of job applicants (all female), several people looking to hire the guild, and one drunken old woman who insists on being able to ride you while you are dressed in a horse costume while spanking you with a studded paddle and calling you 'faggot'.

She goes on about it at some length.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2012, 12:04:10 AM »
"Sure no problem."

As Cusics growling hippo scares away the protesters what you're left with are an array of job applicants (all female), several people looking to hire the guild, and one drunken old woman who insists on being able to ride you while you are dressed in a horse costume while spanking you with a studded paddle and calling you 'faggot'.

She goes on about it at some length.
Okay. If all those looking for employment would head inside with the other potential employees, that would be great. All those looking to hire the guild, please form a single file line and state your request.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #75 on: May 15, 2012, 08:15:21 AM »
Joseph turns to mustave "welcome to crazy town. Population Us. Anything intresting happen on your journey" joseph shruging
"Just bought some booze. Want some?

What the fuck's the hippo's problem?"


"No thanks, the last time I indulged in Alcohol I ended up wrestling a dwarf."
"That's half the fun! Figuring out who you'll end up wrestling at the end of the night. Did you catch her name?"

Mustave works his way to the rest of the group outside to get a bit away from the crowd. He's watching the spectacle, amused all the while.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #76 on: May 15, 2012, 11:09:51 AM »
Cusic hugs the hippo "Good job scaring away the crazies hippo"

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #77 on: May 15, 2012, 11:55:20 AM »
"Hi my name is Ralph and I think my wife is having an affair.  I'd like you to find out for sure."

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2012, 01:03:30 AM »
"Hi my name is Ralph and I think my wife is having an affair.  I'd like you to find out for sure."
Shouldn't be too hard, thought it might take a while. What info can you give us about her?
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2012, 01:12:42 AM »
"I believe the ghosts are a reason of some of the protesters outside. I haven't seen any, myself. Also, there are a number of people hoping we reopen the brothel, and a fairly equal number who want us all to burn in a terrible fiery destruction taking down the guildhall with us. That's really only the tip of the iceberg of people who have complaints about us, but honestly, why can people not understand the concept of change? Look at me, I changed from a human wizard into a big metal force of destruction."
"So it's basically business as usual. We're trying to drive off the crazies who hate us, who last I saw were fairly abundant and self-righteous albeit willing to talk. I'm a bit confused as to what our ideas are for whether or not it's reopening as a brothel. That was a long night last night...

In any case, that's the news, and you would of course be welcome there any day or night, open hours dependent. You can expect your potential mate hopefully within the next day or so."
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