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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2012, 07:49:23 AM »
Bhu, what is the harpy doing now?
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2012, 12:27:42 PM »
Bhu, what is the harpy doing now?

"Fuckin' casters...mumble mumble...I AM NOT FAT!!  MY ASS IS SO TIGHT IT CAN BREAK ROCK, HOW DARE YOU?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2012, 03:47:47 PM »
"I didn't say you were fat! I was just trying to get them to stop attacking you. We've been after these guys! ... or their friends... I think."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2012, 03:59:10 PM »
"NOT YOU  THE ZOMBIE!" *whacks zombie*

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2012, 02:12:45 AM »
Even Zach's enthusiasm towards harming zombies is starting to wane. "Alright, well..... where do you take them, and who DOES the biting?"
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2012, 07:21:57 AM »
"NOT YOU  THE ZOMBIE!" *whacks zombie*
"Oh, my bad."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2012, 04:35:03 PM »
"OW! Whoevers on biting patrol that evening."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2012, 12:56:19 PM »
The zombie on the ground sets up "We take em to the Union.  Not like they can get a job up here."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2012, 11:06:22 PM »
Kintal starts laughing so hard that he falls over.  This is hilarious!

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2012, 11:20:17 PM »
Harpy: "Don't you slap me you dead fucker!"

The harpy and zombie number two begin pimp slapping each other in some sort of competition.

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2012, 09:39:39 PM »
"Miss, what do you do for a living? You seem to be able to handle yourself, and these two pretty well."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2012, 10:11:24 PM »
"The union? The minions union? Who is put on the biting patrol, and who assigns them?" Zach seems to be immune to the insanity around him, and keeps himself focused on the goal.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2012, 10:45:06 PM »
"Miss, what do you do for a living? You seem to be able to handle yourself, and these two pretty well."

Harpy: "Me?  I'm a mercenary."

"Yer a loud fat bitch with a crushin' fetish is what you are."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2012, 10:46:04 PM »
"The union? The minions union? Who is put on the biting patrol, and who assigns them?" Zach seems to be immune to the insanity around him, and keeps himself focused on the goal.

"We're on rotation.  The boss decides, it's kind of a new program by a guy hoping to become head of the union."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2012, 12:19:01 PM »
"Yer a loud fat bitch with a crushin' fetish is what you are."
"I don't know. She's kicking your ass. If she got paid to do it, I think that makes her a mercenary."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2012, 12:08:23 AM »
"Can we go now?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2012, 11:08:32 AM »
Mustave looks at Zach.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2012, 04:12:05 AM »
Zach nods at Mustave, understanding, before speaking to the zombies again. "Could you lead us to this new guy? Do you know where we might be able to discuss business with him?"
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2012, 12:01:06 PM »
"He's in hiding.  Says it's good policy while running for Union leadership.  Also he pissed off some group of surface weirdos who want revenge or something."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2012, 10:22:54 PM »
"Take us where you were supposed to go afterwards and you wont die. Again. Whatever."
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